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Movistar tactics edition

> Current and upcoming road races

22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1

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No. 117654 [Preview] [Reply]
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Oh JESUS ok, making a post to post the actual cyc stuff.

Also announcing being penalized by the universe for being mean to Pogi and berts and getting hit by mass layoff.
I have seen this coming but I kinda thought my experience and resume has too much juice to just not at least bench me when the customer I was delegated to ended the cooperation and 50 people, me included, will stop providing income very soon.
Turns out immediate excel wins everytime.

Thanks for reading my blogpost, I will 100% be fine, was going to be looking for a new job anyways, it would have been nicer to be very picky instead of slightly under the gun to accept the next good enough offer.




















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 >>/117668/
It is AI related because the customer company "decided to consolidate and streamline their processes via expanding inhouse capabilities, spearheading the AI transformation and loosening offshore dependence and getting buttfucked with a cactus" + whatever other gibberish was in that mail I got like 2 months ago.

I do get two months notice so it is not as I am out immediately and get zero moneys until I get a new job.

And my parent company, that one which formally employed me, is pretty fucked, they are just a pimp house (rent out workers to western companies while taking a cut and handling HR the local legal) with barely anything else going, they are trying to market some data science product on top of LLMs but I see zero situations where it is better than a dedicated machine learning solution when someone needs actual results and interpretability or something that can't be spec-driven vibecoded on an already paid for coding AI loicense when someone only needs to spitball and quick prototype.

Not my problem of coursh, they were professional and in general let them do well but the conditions were subpar and it was just a detour to upskill a few of my weaker areas.














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Almost all teams are interested in that type of rider but it's a matter of how much money and team support they can offer. Teams like EF, Jayco and NSN need a guy like that otherwise they will go into grand tours FDJ style with no plans or ambitions. You could make a comfy living being the highest paid rider on a team like that knowing they will be happy as long as you finish in top 10.





















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> 5 Romance
> 4 Slavic
> 3 Germanic
> 2 Uralic
> 1 Greek
Yeah, 2 from all groups would have been enough. And ofc English. Which is a French-pidgin language.
I can guess that "arbor" is shared between Romance languages so why they picked 5 for this test?






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Great legs today, managed to get W' to under 6kJ on both of the first sets. If any bert wants to steal this workout it's 3min at roughly 8min max power followed by 10 reps of 30/15s. First you get the HR up from the 3min set without blowing up the legs, and then it's nice to really push the power.







































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no but for real thats way too expensive, this is discontinued legacy tech it should be <1000
reminds me of all the unusable pre2020 rim brake used bikes that are sitting around at 3500-5000€ in the used market. Ain't nobody ever gonna buy them, should be no more than 2k no matter whats on there





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What's a good geometry? I have several bikes now but I couldn't really tell what I prefer/don't. Even if I  compare my grail AL which is my favorite geo to the old defy I couldn't tell what's the thing that makes the difference. One thing I'm sure is that I want the saddle way more forward than traditional geo. Outside of that, who knows. I guess my tcr is ok









































































































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> If there is one person riding around in the peloton without an ego, it is Van Aert! He could have won the stages Brennan won as well; he has given away victories to teammates and sacrificed himself so often for team leaders that I don't see anyone else in the peloton doing that! So, is he perhaps allowed to go for his own chance just this once in this Vuelta? A rider of his caliber is allowed to simply claim that right, especially after having worked as a domestique for a 21-year-old kid in every stage of the Vuelta where he was the favorite, even if Brennan might have a better chance.
















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I am writing to request federal support for the return of the TOUR DE TRUMP (1989-1990) pro cycling race.

Pro cycling in the United States has fallen off a cliff in the last few years. In 2012, Lance ARMSTRONG was targeted and blacklisted by the Obama-era FBI, being stripped of his record SEVEN (7) Tour de France titles. In 2020, the last two professional-level stage races in the United States were cancelled - the Tour of California and the Tour of Utah. In 2024, the Maryland Cycling Classic (the only professional-level single day race in the United States) was cancelled due to the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse.

America needs to return back to the TOP of bike racing, in the spirit of heroes such as Lance ARMSTRONG, Greg LEMOND, and Major TAYLOR. We need an internationally renowned, World Tour-level (the highest level of pro bike racing) stage race, perhaps in the mold of the Tour de France (21 stages throughout the country). We have the most beautiful cities in the world, the most beautiful coasts, the most beautiful deserts, and the most beautiful mountains for the World Tour peloton to race through. It is PATHETIC that countries such as the UAE, Denmark, Canada, China, and Belgium all have World Tour races, while the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH does not have a single race. We need to have a home race to inspire youngsters and return Americans to the TOP of the pro peloton.

Imagine the eyes of the world turning to America, watching an American cyclist winning a sprint down 6th Avenue in New York City or making a decisive attack on the slopes of Pikes Peak in Colorado or leading a charging peloton across the Sedona desert. Imagine a finale in Washington, DC, with a finish right on Constitution Avenue.

No country in the world is better equipped to have a world-class bike race, and it is a disgrace that America has let the rest of the world pass us by in this most egalitarian of sports.












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I still don't see anyone else winning Roubaix besides the 4 or 5 usual suspects (Grug, Wout, Mads, Pogi and Jappe).

I mean, it's Roubaix, obviously a lot can and will go wrong, but it's absurd amount that need to happen for none of those to win. This year was already very eventful and I still didn't feel at any point of the race that anyone else had the smallest of shots.

Also, both Grug and Wout still have a big watts advantage on almost everyone. Like, without Pogi, who'd have ever closed Wout's attack the other day? Also they're both proven non-distancelets.











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There is madness in the air or something.  2  tourists got into a fistfight on my street. One was a cyclist the other one a cagie.  The cagie allegedly overtook the cyclist too close for comfort and the cyclist chased him down and broke his rear view mirror. Chaos ensued with a lot of shoving and shouting "Who are you huh !!?.
Incredible scenes.





























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The idea is to spend a long time at high oxygen intake - longer than you could if you just did a single long vo2 interval. So it's sort of extending that time by taking short rests then pushing back into it. In theory longer than you could if you just did a single long vo2 interval.
The idea sounds reasonable to me, but I don't exactly have any way to verify it.































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25 	Benoît Cosnefroy
25 	Olav Kooij
23 	Rick Pluimers
17 	Riley Pickrell
16 	Lewis Askey
15 	Ethan Vernon
10 	Elliot Rowe
9 	Tim Merlier
8 	Fabio Christen
6 	Filippo Ganna
6 	Jasper Stuyven
5 	Axel Källberg
5 	Ben Wiggins
4 	Stan Dewulf
4 	Florian Vermeersch
4 	Matthew Bostock
4 	Edgar Cadena
3 	Émilien Jacquelin
3 	Alessandro Pinarello
3 	Matteo Moschetti
3 	Yannis Voisard
3 	Jonah Killy
3 	Brody McDonald
3 	Tim Wellens
2 	Sam Welsford
2 	Matteo Trentin
2 	Kristiāns Belohvoščiks
2 	Nikiforos Arvanitou
2 	Sam Bennett
2 	Siebe Deweirdt
2 	Yorben Lauryssen
1 	Robbe Ghys
1 	Cees Bol
1 	William Smith
1 	Erik Fetter
1 	Simen Evertsen-Hegreberg
1 	Oliver Wood
1 	Matthew Walls
1 	Ilan Van Wilder
1 	Timothy Dupont
1 	Paul Wright
1 	Frank Aron Ragilo
1 	Artem Shmidt
1 	Tomáš Přidal
1 	Kim Heiduk
1 	NOA ISIDORE
1 	Laurenz Rex
1 	Pascal Eenkhoorn
1 	Ben Swift
1 	Gianni Marchand
1 	Samuel Flórez
1 	Yohann Simon
1 	Arne Santy

> 8=

2 Benoît Cosnefroy Olav Kooij Rick Pluimers Riley Pickrell Lewis Askey Ethan Vernon Elliot Rowe Jasper Stuyven
>  >using pedals
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He is losing it again. Ik moet just niks incoming

> Van Aert briefly revealed himself to be a bundle of frustration—something entirely understandable given the circumstances. He had to admit, however, that a sense of guilt played a part as well; after all, Matthew Brennan had still been part of the breakaway group but was sacrificed to give Van Aert his chance.

> “Yes, of course [I feel guilty towards Brennan]. That’s what puts pressure on both of us. I think he feels the same pressure when I act as his lead-out man. And I think we handle that brilliantly. There have been some doubts during this Vuelta, I’d say, and questions from the outside about our team.”

> Van Aert had reacted quite angrily to that topic in another interview, too. “I don’t know where these questions about Brennan and me keep coming from,” he said then. Yet, ultimately, Van Aert wanted to end on a positive note.

> “But look, we’re standing here in the green jersey, we’ve won two stages, and we control every race whenever we want. So I think we should just be proud and keep going like this.”
















































































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I could watch a stage of the junior race Rüebliland this weekend. I'm looking at the startlist to see what future riders will come out of this:
> Louis Pepe Kafka
> Max Outlet
> Eino Mutant
> le Sean Penn
> Roman Bierhansl
> Timo Burger
> Vic de Smet
> Gal Starer






































































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yes 2bh any physical activity zonder mobility training fucks up flexibility big time
I do some basic stretching after every ride and some foam rolling later, if I don't do either for a couple days all hell breaks loose.
What I'm currently struggling with his tight pecs which fucks with my upper back because my pea brain did not realize lifting equally fucks with mobility if you don't do anything














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getting into champions league fantasy in part to scratch the goombling itch during the off season

probably not going to do well in the league I'm joining as I don't watch that much footy, but it will have to do

just need a good name for my team...








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> Gall 7
> Mas Nicolau 7
> Holland 8
> Onley 11
> Vine 12
> Buitrago 12
> Widar 17
> Fortunato 17
> Rodriguez 19
> Roglic 21
> Sivakov 21
> Carapaz Montenegro 21
> Skjelmose 29
> De Bruyne 29
> Kuss 41
> Dunbar 41
> Paret 41
> Rodriguez Cano 51
> Tejada 51
> Zana 51
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> Almeida 67
> Double 81
> Omrzel 81
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We been ded for a few minutes.
Also where is that Austrian guy.

Get back here dum-dum, you have issued semi-fighting words with the not so semi intentions, I have just made a business decision to not let it go after I have already let it go - but was re(you)ed by (you).
When you will be an oldfag you will have the understanding that these things need to be challenged and squished immediately and you have to refresh the process every year or so because people's memories fade and someone will start thinking about poking you given enough time.

And your Rolex is nice - for a Rolex.
Wouldn't buy any myself but it could have been way more tacky.
















































































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> Isn't movistar fucked?
Not yet. Jakob Incel is not even in virtual red and they haven't gotten to the last clilmb yet where you know the favorites will start to ride faster than the front group.
Besides Decathlon probably believes they can win this race so they aren't planning on gifting it to Bahrain.
























































































































































































































































































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Zdenek and that Zuidafrican jud are making further steps in scheming.
Buttplugge being all on board should say it all.

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For the average fan on the couch, a lot could possibly change if this plan actually succeeds. The new group of shareholders wants to organize the cycling calendar in such a way that the absolute top riders look each other in the eye much more often during important races. They aim for more direct matches on television and less invisible preparation for a volcano in Tenerife.

In addition, the sale of broadcasting rights and merchandising must be organized much more professionally. The affiliated teams no longer want to be dependent on external organizers or the coincidental sympathy of a sponsor. They demand a fixed and fair share of the enormous financial pie.
Tension surrounding the union's response

Now that the billionaires' plans are taking more and more concrete forms, the entire cycling world is looking expectantly at the UCI headquarters in Switzerland. The big question is how the international association will respond to this open rebellion from the richest team owners. The association is expected to share its own vision next month, which will undoubtedly cause serious administrative clashes.










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More from Lanterne Rouge:

- 2026 of Pogacar is over. His collarbone is fractured in 4/5 parts according to the news from Spain. 
- Vingegaard is finally healthy and he is training, but nobody knows for what. He doesn't want to ride Worlds.
- Roglic is closer to sign for Tudor that will lose Alaphilippe 
- Skjelmose will sign for INEOS

































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> The Belgian cycling federation is working creatively; it rents three ski chalets in Bromont, about eighty kilometers outside Montreal, for a week and a half. A local chef will cook for the riders for ten days. A soigneur, an osteopath, and three other staff members loaned from the WorldTeams will also support them during this period.
Belgians swimming in money eh?



































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