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DNF edition

> Current and upcoming road races

22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1
20.09 Gooikse pijl p/b Lotto 1.1
20.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
20.09 Giro di Campania 1.1
20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1

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https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

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> Previous Thread:

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 >>/118658/
This May I asked how he wanted to race our first race, and off-handedly said "I suppose you're not a sprinter, more like a classics guy". He proceeded to attack on lap 1/7, was finally caught before the last lap, and still came second in the final bunch sprint. Today he only loses to Kooij and Merlier after being in the breakaway all day yesterday... nI never doubted you Axel heh









































> Participants in the Sunday Race Club of training platform MyWhoosh are required to purchase pedals with integrated power meters costing nearly 700 euros. This is the result of a collaboration between the training platform and Favero, a manufacturer of power meters. Anyone who does not use these pedals can kiss their prize money goodbye.









































 >>/118743/
I ran thru 1 (one) regular german village and I had no idea how german village signs look like so its possible i rode like 35 more than allowed (at least until first obvious houses)
how likely it was booby trapped with speed camera?

and boy, i rode around fern passo and now to solden, there are beautiful bike paths right next to roads and those bike asshole still ride on the road
none of them had any light too
GET OF THE ROAD



> Wout would be a well-deserved world champion. Time for Remco to help him win this title and give something back for a change. It would be good for his (negative) image. This is assuming Pogi doesn't participate..., and even then Wout would deserve it.

people are genuinely insane











Wout DOES deserve the rainbow as he's one of like 3 guys besides Pogi who will actually ride lots of classics + fight for something in GTs

Remco, Grug, Wout, that's it

It's absolutely grim if anyone else wins (sorry, Mads is too fat for me to consider him as a possibility)











Remco is an islam convert to make his wife happy. The ultimate cuck move, can't get behind that. Seixas is based, goes to all the races, tries to follow pog in liege and strade instead of going tempo on redoute like a CUCK. He's also a cocky bastard but in a way smarter way than remco who's just pure manlet seethe














> Grug
love him, but it's true he barely races
> wo*t
no
> Remco
I always start to like him and then he's really fucking annoying again; boring to watch
> Seixas
too young, very funny that he's a bit of a cunt after all these sweetie pie hopes like Bardet and Pinot
> Del Dopo
very classy on the bike but being virtually certain that he doped has made it impossible to root for him at all


















 >>/118801/
I think so because everyone in the thread were so confused. It's pretty straight forward meaning though I would say.
Someone who is getting good/successful fast, but journalists overuse it and sometimes say it about some random shitter getting a minor result.
















































Knew Askey will be smoked. So what if he already won, Pinarello slaves for him, fraud is a fraud and Voisard DNFed. Feels like that April stretch when I have had at least two important drivers die every race.
























































































































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He, not too bad. Heat wave in septembre really is much better than in june/july where the days are so long. Some kid roglic'd himself in my wheels because he was trying very hard to follow during some threshold stuff and didn't see when I went slower. I really need to tell people to fuck off when they do that shit



23 	Christian Scaroni
20 	Romain Grégoire
20 	Thomas Pidcock
13 	Lenny Martinez
10 	Jan Christen
7 	Alex Aranburu
7 	Natnael Tesfatsion
6 	Felix Engelhardt
5 	Andrea Vendrame
4 	Ludovico Crescioli
4 	Alessandro Fancellu
4 	Domenico Pozzovivo
3 	Jordan Jegat
2 	Mathys Rondel
2 	Mattia Bais
2 	Quinten Hermans
2 	Ion Izagirre
2 	Alexandre Delettre
1 	Nicolas Vinokurov
1 	ALEX BAUDIN
1 	Davide Ballerini
1 	Anders Halland Johannessen
1 	Brieuc Rolland
1 	Neilson Powless
1 	Wout Poels
1 	Alessandro Verre
1 	Mikkel Frølich Honoré
1 	Anthon Charmig
1 	Dylan Teuns
1 	Sergio Higuita
1 	Adrià Pericas
1 	Jefferson Alveiro Cepeda

> 6=

3 Christian Scaroni Romain Grégoire Thomas Pidcock Lenny Martinez Natnael Tesfatsion Felix Engelhardt
> frfr on god
> MVDF
> Lennergy Pharma










Félix Gall : 
> Intelligence de course de Mads Pedersen
> Style absolument hideux 
> physiquement laid 
> dopé
> autrichien comme Hitler 
> attaque tah Froome mais sans la puissance 
> soutenu uniquement par les raciste
alright okay geez calm-
< Se fait voler son goûter par Enric Mas (chauve depuis 2010)
excuse me WHAT







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> broken spoke replacement took me about 30 minutes due to unforeseen complications regarding the tire, hub, rim tape, nipple and spoke tension
hot damn so this is what it feels like anytime one of you guys attempts a mundane bike maintenance task

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> broken spoke replacement took me about 30 minutes due to unforeseen complications regarding the tire, hub, rim tape, nipple and spoke tension
hot damn so this is what it feels like anytime one of you guys attempts a mundane bike maintenance task



































































































































































> Tim Wellens briefly reconsidered his decision to skip the 2026 World Cycling Championships in Montreal. The Belgian rider received personal messages from Remco Evenepoel, who would have liked to have him there in Canada. Nevertheless, Wellens is sticking to his decision. "It flattered my ego, but I’m sticking to my decision," he told *Het Nieuwsblad*.

What a cunt tbh


















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heated exchange between runners at the sauerkrautrundfahrt. REMBE runner BRENNER Mauro (brother of Marco) was rage-squeaking (wut-quietschen) at the guy in black for slurping and we get to hear part of their conversation
< [unintelligible]
> dude I'm a hobby rider
< then stay at home dude
> how about you drop me on the climb (repeated multiple times)
BRENNER is quite literally remco sized which is not surprising. If only we could hear more g1/2 exchanges on live tv


















Tao Gamershart to EF Education. according to the auto-translation of the Feltet article
> 31-year-old Tao Geoghegan Hart has mastered the future.
and of course let's not forget about the favorite word in Danish:
> Comet-like breakthrough

in other news:
> Ethan Hayter still without contract for 2027
> Primoz Roglic fined for sticky bottle
> De Lie not doing the Canadian races
> Dutch national team not to do the mixed team relay - the think this isn't a real discipline and gay.


































































Ciclismo day is back or what.
I know PELLAUD and some ECU boomer older than me won yesterday but I mean ciclismo ciclismo.
Not to mention you can already pick all Hansgrohes for Coppa Sabatini.
They're all 12 velobux btw, besides DNF of all places.




FINN debut may be the most expensive ever in terms of velobux.
Jumping into autumn Italian races after a whole season of demolishing Us and has been of course makes it happen but technically he is the most expensive debutant ever.
SEIXAS was still 4 last year.





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assorted cyc news:
> t-rex contract extension until 2029 at jizzma
< lotte kwabecky racing in male junior races as preparation for Montreal
> burgers bullish on winning the rainbow jersey - the last one was Lance in 1993
< Georg Zimmermann no longer shopping at Intermarché, but prefers Lidl now.













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 >>/119334/
 >>/119335/
 >>/119336/
Thanks berts. I've been astonished by how good the legs have felt lately, even thinking my power meter must be faulty, but nope, every power meter I have reads the same. I guess it just proves how progress is nonlinear, in the spring I didn't have so good progress but maybe the work done then and consistently over the year is now suddenly showing up in better performance. I had the same experience two years ago, in the spring I got my FTP to 350W, then felt sluggish all summer and didn't even do that much quality work and felt like my power regressed, and then suddenly in the autumn I could do 360W for 40min.












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Last day with beach and sandals.

Also I think I have heard Danish from a couple that squatted just to my right in a campervan.
The van plates were from the good old expected Teutonic Tormentors but all I understood is Ja and Vater. This still could be German but the intonation was rather Scandi and I could not pick up any more words.
They were also rather far from where I was porking out in the sun.

Still would take Danish over any other cultural enrichment language I am currently subject to, like *kr**nian, Russian, any flavor of Spanish, any flavor of Arabic.





























 >>/119351/
Luv it, extremely universal, usually a fitting drybag goes in with kaufen, no good English word for that.
But a beach towel fits in as well, lifting shoes, a rain jacket, a sleeping bag, a regular plastic kaufenbag if I forgot the drybag somehow.

Wanted to get a MIK bag on that rear rack but none will fit under the harness and none will win with the harness on universality so no MIK bag it is.



















 >>/119397/
> Giovedì 10 ritrovo di partenza allo Stadio Comunale di Peccioli alle 9. Gli atleti lasceranno lo Stadio attorno alle 11,15 e il via effettivo verrà dato in Piazza del Carmine alle 11, 30. Nel tratto in linea iniziale di 36,800 km si affronteranno i dislivelli di Legoli, Montefoscoli, Terricciola e dopo la scalata del Moro di Via diGreta la corsa passerà in Piazza del Carmine, autentico cuore di Peccioli. Il secondo settore di gara prevede 5 giri del circuito con le rampe di Montefoscoli, Terricciola e Muro di Greta. E’ l’anello di 24,840 metri. Il circuito breve (12,200 km) andrà ripetuto 3 volte e l’unica salita sarà quella dell’arrivo sulla collina di Peccioli; linea d’arrivo in via Mazzini. Totale 197,600 km per la “Sabatini”. Il dislivello totale sarà di 2742 metri.





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I almost fucking died and it's finnberts fault. Inspired by his pas normal, I tried a 30/30 as well. First vo2max since March I think, I obviously went harder than I should have. Also 3 days after strainous hiking in the Alps too.
At the end of the first set throwing up was not out of the realm of possibilities. I was completely spent afterwards.
In 30+ degrees too.

In about an hour later I was finally able to fuction again, but fuck me. I need to consult with me coach. While my z4 watts still have improved, my """""""explosivity""""" is going backwards.






 >>/119408/
consoom and post on instagram but as a matter that's basically almost every male cyclist under 40 too. And they all SUCK too as a matter of fact I think the more consoomer and instagram pilled they are the lower their watts, inverse correlation 
well as long as everybody is having fun eh

























 >>/119411/
I don't see why the culture would be bad, here everything is more inclusive than ever. My club has is booming which has everyone going out of their way to include as many people into everything as possible. Groups for everyone and everything - It's so inclusive that it excludes me. Unless the french function differently on a fundamental level its probably the same over there 

 >>/119429/
I think that's already the case that's why they are trying to force 32" wheels








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Something fishy is going on the great country of Singapoor
These are the names of their runners:

> Daniel YEO
> Aaron YEO
> Boon YEO
> Adam BIN MOHAMMED
> Muhammad BIN BOHAMMAD
> Ryan KHAAN
> Elliot SAN
> Jeremiah QWAK
> Keagan TAN
> Caleb TOH
> Jonathan PAK
> Kean TEO
> Ryan CHINA
> Brian NG
> Shawn JIP
> Geoffrey LIM
> Caleb LIM



 >>/119403/
Heh, great that you tried! But yeah you do need some proper warmup first. I like to do 2 or 3 short 30s seated efforts, something like 600-700W, with short 30s recoveries - not maximal all-out, but the point is to fatigue the legs a bit to prime them for the later efforts. Then take 10min for recovery and start your intervals.
Also, next time you could try first doing a 3min high cadence set at ~8min power (maybe something like 105-110% ftp), then a 30s break, and then proceed with the intermittent efforts (30/30 or 30/15 or 40/20 or whatever). Gets the heart pumping fast but spares the legs a bit for the higher power efforts.
Also, your observation on girls in lycra holds true here in Finland as well, in fact there's all of the sudden more young girls riding than even boomers. Good development I guess, shame almost none of them go into races (the women's racing scene is tiny here).
 >>/119410/
Yeah I agree with that. I just want a 58 sized bike with a 580-600 stack, 430-440 reach and semi-integrated headset cabling for easy fit experiments. Bike aero has already been 99% optimized for the last 5 years and developments in wheels/tyres are boring.
 >>/119428/
Don't give up bert, double down, maybe with baby #2 you'll gain all the watts back and then some







 >>/119450/
My daily weather report also is in disbelief seeing 21 at 7 o'clock.
Yours is just not sustainable mister.

The rain and autumn is supposed to come well into the evening, I might squeeze in another beach and sandals today.
See if the Danes are not annexing any territory and such.
























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World Campeonship RR OFFICIAL /bet/

> Evenepoel 2.75
> Aert 7
> Toro 8
> Seixas 8
> Poel 8
> Pidcvck 9
> Narvaez 23
> Vacek 29
> Pedersen (?) 41
> Skjelmose 41
> Schmid 41
> Ciccone 51
> Ayuso Pesquera 51
> Healy 67
> Simmons 67
> Barre 67
> Nulty 81
> Jorgenson 81
> Carapaz Montenegro 81
> Gils 81
> Pellizzari 81
> Finn 81
> Scaroni 81
> Christen 81
> Brennan 81
...
> Gregoire 101
> Mas Nicolau 101
> Bernal Gomez 201
> Roglic 301
> Lipowitz 301
> Almeida 301
> Gall 401
> Cadena 1001
> Madouas 1001
> Kench 1501




















 >>/119452/
Turns out these were not Danes but Belgians.
I've see two campers with D so assumed all were.
Not that I am making a huge deal out of it but it is a curiosity still to see plates other than D, NL, GB, CZ well within the city limits of my not so touristy town.

The gril is a lanky tall best puck type, should have known.





















































































> Tour of Guangxi, futuro incerto: gara femminile cancellata, quella maschile in dubbio dopo il 2027 

Kinda want to do happy rounds but I don't care enough, good riddance if it happens I guess.
I think this how the world feels about Kurwatour as well.



















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> Aert 2.5
> * * * 3.25
> Kung 4.5
> Roglic 12
> Armirail 12
> Romeo 17
> Skjelmose 29
> Thornley 29
> Almeida 34
> Azparen 51
> Castrillo 67
> Chamberlein 81
> Fisher 101
> Leknessund 126
> Oliveira 126
...
> Mas Nicolau 201
> De Peste 301
> Romele 601
> Widar 1501
> Gall 1501









 >>/119608/
There are several things here:
1) "We heard from people close to these two researchers that they have solved this big conjecture so we start a 1 week 20 million project to do the same thing and announce it together" is trully an insane bitch move
2) They probably did not access the chat, but they do train on everybody's chat and people now suspect they're good at it, meaning your discussion might actually help the next model solve your problem

Regardless of this incident these models are so good that people are having huge existencial crisis. Not me though, I'm a french civil servant, worst case I just have more time for biking
































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