/bert/ - ciclismo

> Best GC rider in 10th place
Fucking hell, all my Velogames mojo got spent on the Volta, this is looking so grim. Luckily la Grandissima is the most patrician race of all

 >>/120502/
yeah, very strong but it's his aggressiveness pushes him past a lot of guys with better numbers, always delivers

 >>/120495/
Don't worry, he only lost 25 minutes

 >>/120503/
With bidon final, don't know if we are ready for this.

 >>/120506/
At least finished ahead of Ronnie Pickering

 >>/120508/
who's that?

 >>/120509/
RONNIE PICKERING

 >>/120505/
Yeah, he is carrying on the torch of Contador and Pinot for me. Pure ciclismo

 >>/120510/
who the fuck's that?

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Someone make it stops

So what would the argument be for neutralizing the last lap tomorrow or whatever the rumour is?

 >>/120514/
no risk of Mas crashing and losing

 >>/120514/
Who cares. Cancel it all

 >>/120514/
nafri terrorism or something ( I don't know I'm just assuming )

I missed landismo, sad. but nice weather and vuelta only being on Eurosport isn't a must watch for me. 
> how was your ride?
I witnessed a cow escaping from the butchery. the cow clearly knew what it was up to and was having none of it and simply walked away. a big win for veganbert.

 >>/120514/
just like the tour they want people to race but don't want GC to change after the champagne slurping

ah and I saw a cyclist wearing a faxe kondi jersey. he was riding a s-works though, wasn't even a boomer. but I hate uno-x.

 >>/120520/
i saw a boomer pedalists with a beer belly with that 1990s Italia blue jersey riding a SAVA aero bike with like 80mm deep wheels, completely in piss orange decals

 >>/120521/
heh, I love this sport, where you get to see all kind of levels of paypiggery.

 >>/120520/
 >>/120521/
I think I saw someone with NSN kit today but I'm not sure I blasted past him at mach 3 and it didn't hit me until after. Could've been a normal suit in similar colors hmm
who fullkitwanks NSN? Is he a jude? I will try to investigate further

 >>/120523/
no way anyone rides in those jerseys

even on this stage that obese dane didn't OTL

 >>/120511/
a Lombardia or WC podium would be a nice result to round out the season

had to leave with 1 km to go, feeling emotions over Landismo

Crescioli to FDJ

> Not incredible, but implausible. They might as well have just put Landa on the back of that motorbike. What a travesty of the race. And those Belgian commentators kept crowing about how amazing Landa’s performance was—and claiming Mas was the rightful winner of the tour. Mas, who suddenly manages to pull off a fantastic time trial out of nowhere.

top kek, dey seething

 >>/120525/
Jordi Mouse OTL by 7 seconds

 >>/120529/
The MAS TT was giro tier

 >>/120529/
DEBRUYNE ultras!?

 >>/120532/
it's dutchie so probably a gay norge supporter

 >>/120530/
For 7 seconds they'll allow him to start tomorrow right? Asking for a friend's veloteam

> “Too dangerous” local circuit deters riders: teams reportedly asking Vuelta organizers to neutralize the final stage.
Plugge bros? I though local laps was a saFer staple? Are they turning against us, we need to discus this in the command center van

 >>/120535/
they better not

 >>/120534/
Pretty sure they extended the time limit on a stage Norsgård would otherwise have been OTL. I think they did it before the stage was over though.

 >>/120534/
he's not OTL on the website

they added another 20 minutes to the time limit lmao

 >>/120539/
Volta would cut 20 minutes.

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 >>/120540/
Nothing personnel, kid

It's half iron man WC in Nice tomorrow with the kinoest of bike parcours. Looks like the bergen dopers are going to 1-2-3 again

 >>/120542/
as they should

This "wait until the day before then complain about a parcours that was set in stone a year ago" spiel is getting extremely tiresome.

 >>/120542/
will you go watch it?

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will they ban him for this like they did mihkels?

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 >>/120546/
banned from Tour of Guangxi

 >>/120548/
This is some abstract art installation shit, or like these street beggars dressed in robes who sit cross-legged on a little platform and look like they are floating. 
How is this not falling over.

Huh why was Dunbar DNF, he was even in the breakaway

 >>/120550/
Yeah that was weird. He looked fine when he got passed by the podium guys

 >>/120550/
 >>/120551/
https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/cycling/2026/09/12/eddie-dunbar-crashes-out-of-vuelta-day-after-claiming-stage-win/
>  His team, Pinarello Q36.5 Pro Cycling, later confirmed the 30-year-old was taken to hospital for assessment and a medical update by race organisers stated the 30-year-old sustained a shoulder injury and a possible collarbone fracture.
collected

 >>/120547/
wont need to ban him when there will be no guangxi tour