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Madrid (Granada) edition

> Current and upcoming road races

22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1
20.09 Gooikse pijl p/b Lotto 1.1
20.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
20.09 Giro di Campania 1.1
20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
27.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
27.09 - 04.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
02.10 - 07.10 European Continental Championships
03.10 Cholet Agglo Tour 1.1
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro

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 >>/120981/
I thought the GT battle was good but the problem was they never had the incentive to fight for the stage because the teams are so weak they kept letting 60 riders get away.

There needed to be more stages like that one Mas won.


























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> To be honest, I didn't feel particularly good all day,” he says. “I think I was a bit too fresh. Maybe I haven't done enough in the last few days.” Yet he stepped up when the race was broken open in the final. “I thought it might not be the day I could make the difference. But in the end, I was pretty strong. I'm happy with that
> “I think there is still room for improvement. At least, I hope so. Maybe I’m wrong,” he laughs. “But I already rode a good race on Sunday and hope to improve even further heading into the championships. In any case, my form is very good at the moment.”
Doesn't sound good for grug & co tbh

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 >>/121011/
Oh wow, that must have been a pleasant surprise.
At least you were insured, I am not thinking about it yet, but since a few months I am always locking up my bike when I leave it in front of a market - for years I didn't bother because for years a post about a stolen bike was a rarity, there has been a visible uptick in these since a year or two.

Been at a local village fest yesterday, started parking and locking up my bike, but I am seeing any of the 20 bikes is not even slightly secured, most just laying around, some of them nice.
Civilization hasn't arrived there yet in their little shire, lucky bastards.








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 >>/121013/
Yeah home insurance is wonderful here, covers all bike thefts. But then there's no insurance company in Finland that will cover bikes damaged in a race or training, which is odd.
Here bike theft has been really common for 20 years even though otherwise everything's as safe as it gets.
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Yeah you feel awful at that point, like there's not even real value there, but you just want to use your bike
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Heh, they probably scoffed at the cheap flat pedals






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 >>/121027/
but he must've had multiple different sizes and the chain's gone too
possibly a couple different hex and metal shears strong enough to get through chain and cable but too weak for a lock. What kind of thief runs around with an arsenal of hex keys and shears but no bolt cutter s m h





























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looking at the cloimb on strava it's a three and a half minute effort which in itself would be grug territory but not with this many reps, he ain't got that in him. Lets face it he's done and should not be named again anywhere











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I just rewatched the finale of the Grand Prix of Canada.
And it was really MCNULTY who was first chasing SEIXAS during his final attaque. Only when MCNULTY parcheggio totale did DEL TORO ride and covered the 200 meters gap in like 15 seconds. Total paranormal stuff.
We all owe our landwhale Jose Beam an apology.


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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those riders. I knew it was Mcnulty. Two after Del Toro. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at Eurosport to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That attack! Are you telling me that a man just happens to close a gap like that? No! He orchestrated it!

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Finally pigged for some AI loicense, ate a whole 5hr limit on Astra GPT to see how it puts together velodatabase. 
But at least it is on testing part, a bit unnecessary but wont hurt.

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the evolution from tismberts excelsheets filled out manually, to automated database containing a 6th column to AI. velogoomblin is more relaxing now that it's automated by AI, but where's the soul believing in jobbers and frauds having a good day?




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> The road season isn't over yet for Florian Vermeersch, but the Belgian is already focusing on the upcoming Gravel World Championships. The UAE Emirates XRG rider hopes to defend his title next month (October 11) and is willing to go to great lengths to do so; he has to cover the cost of the long trip to Australia himself.

lol, our country can't even afford a plane ticket anymore bros, it's over

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> Progress is finally being made, as the PCC has approved the principle allowing organizers of national stage races to introduce an “extra distinctive jersey for the best rider from the host country,” according to a press release.

> In practical terms, this means that the organizers of an event like the Tour of Luxembourg could soon introduce a leader's jersey for the best Luxembourgish competitor. The specific conditions for introducing this jersey have yet to be determined; this will happen at a later date.














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been consuming further malaysian/cambodian/whateverthefucktheyare fixie content, click on one and get fed a dozen you know how it is
it is distinctly different from and vastly superior to korean fixie content (gay), which has also been popping up of course. 
these guys focus on athleticism and power and hitting 55-60 kph on the flats while the koreans (gay, shit tier people) only focus on turbo slurping semen and showing off their bikes (mediocre, flaccid)


























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 >>/121115/
there isn't a lot of money in iceskating, even for the top top riders, if you're able to farm (in her case) millions off brand deals instead and focus on content creation it's the better decision financially every single time



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> ~17min 5K in the spring
That's like permanent knee damage for me. My fastest is like 22 minutes but I only run 10km or more most of the time.
I'm not good or fast by the way, I was just burnt out on cycling for a moment and doing a 10 miles was z good dkstraction

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Never tried a 5k but in the military I did 3200m in the 12min run test with no prior training, so I assume my cycling fitness would get me pretty far today. But then with no running background going that fast would probably just injure me like  >>/121120/ said. Gotta progress slow in the beginning etc. And my running economy is probably quite shit.
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I see! Running's pretty fun though, that's the important part













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hmm yes I see, a 3 year contract for gall. Even with Skelly and Ayuso they could split the grand tours between them since we now know that none of these guys can do more than 1 gt a year. Gee is useless and will be relegated to fodder.
We can expect further mediocre results from this team hurray






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SEVILLA Oscar of Team Medellín - EPM (CT) was robbed at gunpoint by thugs on a motorcycle while training. They took his phone, cops came by soon after but told him they can't do nuffin







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Pour moi, Wout est plus fort que Remco en ce moment… je ne vois pas, en ce moment et a course égale, un homme plus fort que notre WOUT National !!! 
Wout est au-dessus du lot en ce moment… je pense même qu’il est encore plus fort que quand il a gagné Roubaix …

I recently fell in the south belgium side of woutism and they're even crazier than flanders


























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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/evenepoel-over-van-der-poel-en-van-aert-wk-parcours-is-echt-moeilijk-voor-zwaardere-mannen/

Remco: FUCK W*UT. You have no chance fat loser

Freely interpreted but true


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> In major stage races, the leader of one of the four secondary classifications is identifiable by a specific leader's jersey, but an additional, distinctive jersey is likely to be added soon. The UCI announced this in a press release. In WorldTour races (men's and women's), ProSeries events, and UCI .1 races (men's only)—where four leader's jerseys are currently permitted—the new rule makes it possible to introduce a fifth leader's jersey for the best rider from the host country.

LOL
> well done son, best squeaker, here's your special jersey for a special boy




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In other news

> Germán Darío Gómez is vrijgesproken in een dopingzaak die tegen de Colombiaanse wielrenner was aangespannen, na een afwijkend analyseresultaat. Dat meldt Revista Mundo Ciclistico. Gómez kan zijn carrière, na maanden van onzekerheid, nu weer vervolgen bij Polti VisitMalta.

Another Colombian WRONGLY convicted of dopage and now BACK



















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> After all, I came sixth in the Tour de France, which is a relatively good result, I think. As far as I know, no one else on the team who is here right now has had a better result in the Tour. So there is no one who can take that role from me yet, says Skjelmose.
Kek every year they add another fraud and he's seething

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gall doesn't strike me as someone who wants to be thrown into the tdf meatgrinder where it'll be very hard to even get 5th in the next half decade or so. Pretty sure he's fine with skelly and ayuso wasting their time there kek




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because I'm a liar, Gall is 100% aiming for that tdf podium and he'll replace Ayuso who will be relegated to vuelta kwab for the next 4 years, this is Lidl+ customer insider knowledge.
in all honesty maybe it's that decathlon will plan all hjaelper seasons around seixas and lidl says they will focus more on him. What hjaelpers at decathlon and what hjaelpers at lidl you ask? Hey i don't know anything about any of THAT

















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Tono, remastered Shogun 2 will be released in a month.
Honorabre disprey, arigato gozaimashita but let's see how big of a cash grab it is.
And what more it offers than all the mods that already exist and work just fine.


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> “We will never agree to a transfer for Henrique,” ​​comes the firm statement. “He is happy with us. We discovered him and found him a home in Spain. We have invested heavily in him. He still has a two-year contract, and the terms are clear. As far as we are concerned, there is absolutely no room for discussion on the matter.” 

> “We can always make a spot available,” states Foré. “I actually spoke to him on the phone for half an hour last Sunday. Besides, what difference would it make? Pinarello-Q36.5 isn’t a WorldTour team either. We have mapped out the schedule for the next two years and discussed it with him. That includes races like the Vuelta a Burgos, where he can ride as a protected leader.”



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good, I also always demolish canyoncucks whenever I see'em.
meanwhile I'm riding without powermeter atm and think about keeping it that way. Also pondering an mtb build but it's annoying and I don't feel like having 3 bikes, the gravel sadly has too much use to be discarded. Decisions decisions


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The great Franklin ARCHIBOLD CASTILLO is not starting the prestigious Mesoamerican games. He has not raced since his chute brutale at the Clasica Azuero.
No only that, but is no longer running for team Solution Tech NIPPO Rali but is back a club level.


























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> Big E
God Emperor?
 >>/121252/
Remember this guy as well.
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Famous dungeon keeper of his offspring and more.

Had a neighbor with these exact eyebrows and similar visage.
He was surely hitting his tiny wife and his three sons. Not raping but you could tell he is not engaging in anything social with anyone, and his family being really really wary if anything they do will rub him the wrong way.
They have moved out long before I did, the kids are criminals of course.












































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25 	Benoît Cosnefroy
17 	Paul Lapeira
16 	Romain Grégoire
13 	Jenno Berckmoes
10 	Laurence Pithie
10 	Biniam Girmay
9 	Rick Pluimers
9 	Lewis Askey
9 	Clément Venturini
6 	Roger Adrià
5 	Arnaud De Lie
4 	Tibor Del Grosso
4 	Fabio Christen
3 	Mike Teunissen
3 	Jonas Abrahamsen
3 	Max Kanter
2 	Natnael Tesfatsion
2 	Juan Sebastián Molano
1 	Tim Torn Teutenberg
1 	Aubin Sparfel
1 	Tim Wellens
1 	Jelle Vermoote
1 	Davide Ballerini
1 	Aimé De Gendt
1 	Emilien Jeannière
1 	Milan Fretin
1 	Riley Sheehan
















































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 >>/121342/
36k, not enough IMO

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that thing is not supposed to be opened and greased, I had to drill the casing a bit to get the torx bit to grab

I have to admint I sometimes kick the FD a bit if it starts to rub against the gears, maybe not the smartest thing. will NOT do that in the future. lesson learned

















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> 1 Aubin Sparfel
Only reason I had him is because johan bruyneel talked about him in his yearly show “up and comers”. Most young sensation those last few years he predicted sometimes a long time in advance. Terrific scout.



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So why the fuck did these NSN salopards just quit. 
I said to meself, "the negur doesn't give a shit anymore, the previous results don't matter" but just didn't want jetlagged guys or double on Wellens/Cosnefroy.

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Fucking Venturini, Autismbert sails away again on however many points he gets.








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He has almost identical season like these when he was 28th and 20th. Surely if Pluimers wasn't a chute artist (now offishel) he would stunt on all of them.
At least you fell for the jetlag-op (I really believe it matters, just not for everyone).





















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My computer from 2019 has served me well but it is starting to get slow and shit. 3060 is not a super great graphic card but it has been decent. Thinking about just PIGGING some fucking thing with a 5090 and be done for quite some time. Apparently buying a prebuilt one is now cheaper than just getting the card









































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they certainly could but even muh grams aside who would want their shit to last more than a couple seasons eh
> one part breaks after like 3 years
> new stuff got released in the meantime
> old stuff discontinued
> new stuff incompatible
> make m o n e y


























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Yeah really like that part. Coming for 2 years end of october to vienna and possibly thinking of staying long term one way or the other. Honestly Baden looks like an amazing compromise to live around here, will have to convince the miss though
















































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Yeah the Ridley seems to be the best of these new gravel releases by far.
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Incompatible with any other cockpit than their own like with the Aeroad I think. But the handlebar is available up to 140mm stems, you just can't configure it natively with the Grail so if you want it that will be 649e plus tip extra.






















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Heh oh well. It's the sports club of my student organization, we only did "practice" once a week and then a tournament once per year against other organizations. Pretty fun chance to play football, volleyball and other sports as an adult that you would seldom play after elementary school. And of course each time you play in the tournament you pick up at least one small injury as you haven't warmed up properly, haha






































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1) he surely wants a lot of eurodollars
2) he wants to win a GT
3) the team would need to reorganize a lot in order to make that happen

there aren't many teams built to support a GT rider who don't already have several they're balancing between






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> The thermoregulation system is designed for temperatures between 8 and 18 degrees Celsius and will be expanded later in the autumn with products that keep you warm down to -5 degrees Celsius.

> To handle fluctuating temperatures, the Italian brand uses UF Hybrid Shell fabric. This fabric blocks the wind without the use of a membrane, thereby preserving the garment's breathability and moisture management. Thanks to a body-mapped construction, varying fabric thicknesses are applied exactly where they are needed most, while freedom of movement is maintained in high-exertion zones.




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> Another GREAT ride (in the park)
> Fitness continues to build
> Feel the snap come back to my legs
> Rail some corners at 50 km/h
> Cute girl with giant bunda catches and passes me on climb
> At the top, she taps her hip indicating "okay to follow me"
> We trade pulls for a couple of laps, riding in silence
> I am hypnotized by her glutes contracting rhythmically
> She is wearing Rapha (why do all female cyclists wear Rapha)
> Finish my ride and wave goodbye
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> Luca Guercilena has big plans for the Giro d’Italia. The new Head of Cycling at RCS Sport wants to give the Italian race a more distinct identity and is even considering moving it to a later spot on the cycling calendar. “We need to break away from the Tour de France.”

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I get it, but you will still need actual humans to crack the problems before models can reintepret them and ride away with them.
Same in programming, I am currently pivoting to very general LLM-focused AI engineering with the aim of being a jack of all trades architect.
The solid but specialized and unremarkable guys will have a much harder time.




















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