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Campeon del Mundo (forma Evropa) edition

> Current and upcoming road races
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

> Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread: 
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> Pidcvck 3
> La Peira 10
> Scaroni 12
> Narvaez 17
> Tulett 17
> Gregoire 19
> McNulty 19
> Jorgenson 19
> Simmons 19
> Lawrance 23
> Healy 29
> Piganzoli 29
> Pellizzari 34
> Fisher 34
> Cosnerfraud 41
> Martinez 51
> Widar 67
> Finn 67
> Rondel 67
> De Bruyne 67

kinda disrespectful to the doping grandes



















 >>/125713/
Head to head and previous performance at the very least.
Incredible dick move, guess a /cyc/ dedicated db is in place even more, mine is velogames alone for now, but scraping and updating PCS itself was next on the menu.
Surely the next step is to make it botproof, like firstcycling.









































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19 	Thomas Pidcock
17 	Christian Scaroni
13 	Paul Lapeira
12 	Brandon McNulty
11 	Davide Piganzoli
8 	Ramses Debruyne
6 	Quinn Simmons
5 	Ben Healy
5 	Lorenzo Fortunato
5 	BEN TULETT
5 	Simone Gualdi
4 	Giulio Pellizzari
4 	Jhonatan Narváez
4 	Maxim Van Gils
3 	Benoît Cosnefroy
3 	Emiel Verstrynge
3 	Jakob Omrzel
2 	Juan Felipe Rodriguez
2 	Jarno Widar
2 	Romain Grégoire
2 	Alex Baudin
2 	Matteo Jorgenson
2 	Mathys Rondel
1 	Marcel Camprubí
1 	Domenico Pozzovivo
1 	Afonso Eulálio
1 	Lorenzo Finn
1 	Fabian Weiss
1 	Andrew August
1 	Clément Champoussin
1 	Filippo Zana
1 	Nicolas Prodhomme
1 	Andrea Vendrame
1 	REMCO EVENEPOEL
1 	Axel Laurance
1 	Roger Adrià
1 	Jørgen Nordhagen
1 	Finn Fisher-Black
1 	Gianmarco Garofoli
1 	Jordan Labrosse






















> En arrêt maladie pour cause d'épicondylite au coude droit, blessure plus couramment appelée "tennis-elbow" puisque particulièrement fréquente chez les joueurs de tennis, un homme a été licencié après avoir été repéré par son employeur en train de faire du VTT à plusieurs reprises au Pays basque. La justice a donné raison à l'employeur malgré les arguments du salarié. 
> Alors que l'arrêt de travail avait été prononcé en mai, l'employeur a eu vent, des mois plus tard, que l'homme sortait fréquemment en VTT, s'adonnant parfois à des sorties particulièrement difficiles, comme l'ascension du col de Serantes, dans la province de Biscaye. Ayant eu vent de ces sorties, son employeur a alors fait appel à un détective privé, qui a photographié le travailleur sur trois journées différentes au cours de l'été, notamment dans l'ascension du Puerto de Serantes
> Sur le fond de l'affaire, la Haute Cour de justice du Pays basque précise a réaffirmé le principe établi selon lequel le fait de se livrer à des activités pendant une période d’incapacité temporaire ne constitue pas en soi une faute disciplinaire. En revanche, elle souligne que cette pertinence disciplinaire apparaît si l'activité physique en question "est susceptible d’entraver, de retarder ou de compromettre le processus de rétablissement du travailleur."
> Et c'est précisément ce qui a fait pencher la balance en faveur de l'employeur, les rapports médico-légaux fournis devant la justice montrant que le salarié était précisément dans une phase douloureuse, et que l'activité physique allait entraîner un ralentissement du processus de guérison. Encore plus précisément, il a été démontré que la pratique du VTT sollicitait fortement les membres supérieurs, et pouvait donc, dans ce cas précis, aggraver les symptômes du souffrant. 
Should have kept to road cycling



















> Team PicNic PostNL pourrait bien postuler en division Pro Team la saison prochaine. Selon plusieurs de nos sources, la formation néerlandaise envisagerait sérieusement d’évoluer en seconde division l’an prochain.
when you have no chance to stay in the world tour, might as well relegate voluntarily prematurely, so you can slash wages and operating costs by participating in less races.







































































What I am testing here is Hermes doing startlist check every two minutes for a goombling related race and posting here if there are any changes or DNS.

Bossman pls no action, this should be very docile.
















 >>/125882/
The idea is to late warn about a situation like with VAN GILS and TULETT today or with CICCONE a few days ago.
It is supposed to be in front of everybert's face, not stashed.
I will test run it across the few races that are left, it should barely post at all besides a very late startlist switch.

 >>/125880/
But today, after the Tre Valli Varesine race during the podium ceremony, Pidcock revealed that his Pinarello-Q36.5 teammates Marcel Camprubì and Thomas Gloag had been hit by a police motorbike travelling in the opposite direction with six laps of the finishing circuit remaining. The incident was not shown on the live broadcast. Pidcock also said he wanted to stop the race himself as a form of protest.
“I wanted to stop racing myself; I was mad. I had guys riding in front of me, for me, and two of them were on the floor… Luckily, Marcel was ok; he could continue. Tom was also ok in the end, but he stopped the race; he has some stitches in his knee. Things like this shouldn’t happen.”

















 >>/125904/
I didn't miss anything, I just had an awful Warmup championship (reminder, the "warmup", which is a bunch of races in mickey mouse countries that you have no idea if the rider is actually planning on trying or just using as training, is worth more than two GTs combined)






 >>/125896/
Wew, just one bad pick and your season is DONE, how about that. Now of course all the bad picks from elodramas past come back haunting – why didn't I pick the Vinester in Tour Down Under? What was I thinking with Vendrame in the giro instead of Eulalio? Why didn't I pick the Fish in Paris-Nice? Oh man I hope this season ends soon so that the constant pressure will subside (for a little while)






 >>/125915/
My opponent in my upcoming Phd defense is from Bolzano university in Südtirol, I will ask him if they have some leisurely teaching vacancies so I could just ride all day and occasionally hold a halfhearted course in statistics




















 >>/125928/
It is known that you should do progressive training, the zones should be distributed like a pyramid, with Z1/2 at the bottom getting the most time, but also add some stress in the Z3/4 here and there and add a short full on Z5 effort at the top.
















































































 >>/126016/
there is sadly 0 reason for more than 1 France-based team to exist on WT level, riders can just get more money elsewhere due to taxes and French teams seem to be gigafraudulent at getting new partners (aside from FDJ at the womens, who are very successful)













 >>/126029/
this norsgaard fellow on the other hand does, I have a feeling he's only in the team because of nepotism. Unless he's a leadout guy of course. Well maybe he's a early race flatland puller and that's why you never see him..






























Can brave and clean frenchman sam LAIDLOW resist the Norge doped menace? 
Yes I use chatgpt to access odds because france blocks those sites and I'm too lazy to use a VPN for shitposting
















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20 	Isaac Del Toro
14 	Dorian Godon
12 	Michael Matthews
9 	Alessandro Romele
8 	Jhonatan Narváez
8 	Romain Grégoire
7 	Simone Gualdi
6 	Pau Miquel
6 	Guillermo Thomas Silva
5 	Marc Hirschi
5 	Benoît Cosnefroy
4 	Axel Laurance
3 	Corbin Strong
3 	Brandon McNulty
3 	Finn Fisher-Black
2 	Andrea Vendrame
2 	LORENZO FINN
2 	Neilson Powless
2 	Mauro Schmid
2 	Fabio Christen
2 	Orluis Aular
2 	Simone Velasco
1 	Carlos Canal
1 	Davide Ballerini
1 	Laurence Pithie
1 	Alberto Bettiol
1 	Anthon Charmig
1 	MADS PEDERSEN
1 	Edoardo Zambanini
1 	TIM MARSMAN
1 	Lorenzo Milesi
1 	Natnael Tesfatsion
1 	Manuele Tarozzi
1 	Giulio Pellizzari
1 	George Bennett



 >>/126078/
Kurwabert's Hermes says: none of my sources confirm paypiggery from a distinct slenderman saying 'r' funny.
This doesn't confirm or deny the fact, he might have used cash or paid in bodily services.
Want me to investigate further?


newspaper did an interview with Blummenfelt before the ironman:
> Kristian Blummenfelt ist hungrig. Der Triathlet wartet an der Westküsten-Promenade von Hawaii auf Burger und eine grosse Portion Pommes frites
he never won the ironman in Kona before, I don't know if an American meal containing this much fat is the perfect preparation for an ironman, maybe for a ride for bertaczek.








please understand, bertaczek is test riding a secret prototype from Canyon and isn't allowed to publish any more information due to the non disclosure act he signed. expect grug riding it in Spain soon.




Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: Gran Piemonte: DID NOT FINISH (abandoned) - STORK Florian (Tudor Pro Cycling Team)
Gran Piemonte: DID NOT FINISH (abandoned) - DE BOCK Aless (Alpecin - Premier Tech)










































































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There is a truck stuck under bridge on one of the most important prague's road.
It's been stuck there for 12 hours, even a rescue tank can't get it in.

Rumour is there's a special machinery being flown in from Netherlands that specializes on getting stuck Berts out of tunnels, that might help.






































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Giro di Lombardia OFFICIAL /bet/ 

> Del Toro 2.62
> Evenepoel 4
> Seixas 5
> Pidcvck 9
> Ciccone 15
> Healy 29
> Jorgenson 34
> Only 34
> Widar 41
> M Nicolau 41
> Scaroni 51
> Piganzoli 51
> Simmons 51
> Carapaz Montenegro 67
> Martinez 67
> McNulty 67
> Roglic 67
...
> Pellizzari 101
> Yatesi 126
> Rondel 126
> Eetvelt 151
> Ayuso Pesqeura 151
> De Bruyne 151
> Toilet 201
> Landa 201
> Omrzel 301
> Fancellu 301
> Lipowitz 301
> Hirt 1001





















 >>/126228/
My exbert analysis is if you test him halfway through the race and he can't follow you for some reason it gets in his head and he kinda stops trying, but then at the end he still passes all the distancelets and ends up in a respectable position despite being out the race.
Liege this year is also a good example, completely out the race on la redoute but still 3rd. 
He's better when he can smell the finish line






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 >>/126233/
he released a communicado

> In an Instagram statement, Bernal addressed the rumors. "I wanted to share some thoughts with you about where I stand right now, both personally and professionally. First of all, I have a contract with the team running through 2029, and for now, my intention is to start the upcoming season," the 29-year-old rider began.

> Bernal did not race again this season after the Tour de France. "I felt I needed some time for myself—to rest, relax, and regain the sense of calm that gets lost in the fast pace of the sport," said Bernal, who held discussions about his future with his team and those around him. "I want to give myself the time and space I need to approach what lies ahead with the same conviction and dedication."







 >>/126241/
yup, it has 45mm clearance, will be running 33mm cyclocross tyres for most of winter for CX racing + a road wheelset with big slicks to do some mile munching
also looking for one of those toptube bags to have my schnitzel met friet be served in







> remco wasn't good enough in liege because he put too much weight for RVV
Topest kek, french eurosport might be the biggest remco fanzone in all media
 >>/126248/
It's like 70 year old boomers on 10k aero frame for their 40km 23km/h average ride




 >>/126250/
I've been riding 40s for years now, sometimes very knobby and sometimes slicker ones and it's fine for belgistan. Most "gravel" roads here are either dirt paths you could do on your road bike or intraversable farmer's mudfields you need a MTB for anyway.





> Ukrainian cyclist Kirilo Tsarenko served a one-year suspension. Tsarenko was suspended for failing to correctly submit his whereabouts three times within a twelve-month period. This was announced by the ITA, a testing agency working on behalf of the UCI.

Ghost of Padun lives on







 >>/126260/
 >>/126261/
I looked it up, uninterrupted coverage of the Race on RAI. starting at 10:35 on Rai Sport and then swapping at 14:00 to Rai 2. Also Eurosport 1 Deutschland does a full coverage of the race.
Swiss meteo forecast for neighboring Swiss town of Chiasso just next to Como says overcast, 20 degrees and no rain for tomorrow.































> Comme annoncé en août, David Gaudu a réalisé une série d'examens complémentaires afin de mieux comprendre les difficultés auxquelles il est confronté depuis plusieurs mois.

> Menés au sein de la Vrije Universiteit Brussel (VUB), ces examens ont confirmé un état de fatigue important nécessitant une période prolongée de récupération. Cette situation s'inscrit dans la continuité de plusieurs saisons marquées notamment par des blessures, ayant entraîné des phases de préparation et de récupération parfois complexes, avec une accumulation progressive de différents facteurs ayant affecté ses capacités de récupération.

> En conséquence, David et l'équipe ont décidé ces dernières semaines de mettre un terme à sa saison 2026. David observe désormais une période de repos afin de récupérer pleinement avant d'envisager la saison 2027 », détaille l'équipe française.

lmao


















 >>/126310/
 >>/126308/
yeah it turns out it was comparison of a 2022 orbea aero slop vs 2026 orbea areo slop 

if you took all these marketing buzzwords like
> these socks give you 5 watts
> this jersey gives you 20 watts
> this helmet gives you 30 watts
the bike should eventually ride on its own






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I remember reading a TOOT bit where a colnago saved 100 watts on a cervelo and the TOOT bike saved another 150 watts on the colnago. Something like that. Kinda sounds like vingo apologia 
Soyence is crazy man you can just make up whatever you want and the burden of proof is on everyone else


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I'm sorry I have been spreading FAKE NEWS
It's only 45 watts faster than the colnago and 172 watts faster than the cervelo. All of this is crazy, they test their own bike then take values from a colnago paper and then take other values from some journo piece and "interpolate the data to 50 kph". 
I'll launch my own bike branch and quote strava segments kkk

 >>/126295/
Cicco is almost 32 years old and his list of career victories isn't very impressive. He hasn't even won anything of note this year except Giro KOM. Lidl has bigger goals (GT GC) and Cicco isn't crucial for them. Q36.5, on the other hand, needs UCI points for WT status, so they value a guy like that who can farm a lot of points but isn't much of a contender for the biggest wins a lot more. Less internal competition also means more opportunities for leadership at big races.












 >>/126261/
 >>/126327/
I kinda don't see anyone going solo from an attack mid climb. Especially since I think no one will commit to setting a high enough pace for multiple climbs until it's too late.

Imo someone wins it in a similar move to what Pogi did in 2023. G2 will slurp as per usual and that will be it.

Remco could be that person if he doesn't completely collapse on the first acceleration. I think he's pretty good at reading the race.

However, my hot take is that Jorgenson wins.






 >>/126339/
Yeah, my keyboard is getting fucked from a good two months now, I bought a replacement but it turned it is not the right one when it came over and furthermore it turned out this is a bigger operation with hot air which I don't own, not just a simple unscrew, replace, connect, rescrew.



















































 >>/126390/
yea sure but from fall until late spring the woods are pretty much at least semi wet unless it goes below freezing in the winter, meaning you'll get at least a bit dirty on every ride. Gravel roads don't usually get super muddy even right after rain but you know how it is
just making sure you consider that













































































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24 	Paul Seixas
24 	Remco Evenepoel
13 	Isaac Del Toro
12 	Jarno Widar
9 	Jakob Omrzel
7 	Giulio Ciccone
7 	Thomas Pidcock
6 	Davide Piganzoli
6 	Lennart Jasch
5 	Clément Berthet
5 	Enric Mas
5 	Simone Gualdi
5 	Ramses Debruyne
5 	Lorenzo Fortunato
4 	Alessandro Fancellu
4 	Alex Baudin
3 	Anthon Charmig
3 	Mathys Rondel
3 	Oscar Onley
3 	Juan Felipe Rodriguez
2 	Matteo Jorgenson
2 	Ludovico Crescioli
2 	Primož Roglič
2 	Manuele Tarozzi
1 	Jack Haig
1 	Christian Scaroni
1 	Alex Tolio
1 	Brandon McNulty
1 	Santiago Buitrago
1 	Andrea Mifsud
1 	Quentin Pacher
1 	Pavel Sivakov
1 	Marcel Camprubí
1 	Thymen Arensman
1 	Francisco Muñoz
1 	Tobias Halland Johannessen
1 	Michael Storer
1 	Aaron Dockx
1 	Lars Craps
1 	XABIER MIKEL AZPARREN
1 	Maxime Decomble
1 	Louis Barré
1 	Ben Healy


































































 >>/126531/
Kipsta is the one I use for spring and autumn. I have an assortment of Castelli and Decathlon base layers and just choose a thin one for for summer, a thicker one for the inbetween seasons and a longarm one for winter.










































































McNulty Del Toro Yates
Debruyne Verstrynge
Lenny Bilbao
Seixas Benoot Prodhomme
Healy Rodriguez
Berthet
Ciccone Ayuso Simmons
Van Eetvelt Widar
Fancellu Masnada
Mas
Arensgod Onley
Pidcock
Evenepoel Pellizzari Roglic
Landa
Piganzoli Barré Campenaerts Jorgenson
Storer Rondel
Scaroni

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