/bert/ - ciclismo

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seixas subedition

first for FUCK W*UT

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great edition

youngest monument winner ever incoming

ZANA dopage

> PIDCVCK with MASNADA
yeah good call czech tv

dodged the del taco bullet but picked such bad other riders

dopo dead

 >>/126694/
he'll podium still

Del Toro DEAD

Should have been bolder, had an inkling he will shart it up on the rampa, Cicco and Onley would be the shit.

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remKWAB

Seixas :)

remco dead

I might actually win

How do you say parcheggio totale in italian?

scaremco

ALLEZ ALLEZ

VIVE LA FRANCE

So I only have seixas, I will be BLEEDING points

 >>/126708/
FUCK why do you have Mas

 >>/126712/
just close the gap Brandon

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 >>/126717/
Why do (you) have Ramses and didn't tell me it's an idiot idea to adjust him out for chuted FORTUNATO?

so holding a cycling monument in 1944 in a German province doesn't count as monument, right?

 >>/126719/
 >>/126717/
I have Mas and Pidcock but man if only I had had the balls to drop Del Toro for Ciccone

is that pello bilboa

What the fuck I thought Rondel was sick

 >>/126723/
berts psyopping

I can't get over how exposed everyone got here
they all suck so bad, go into offseason right now you fools!

 >>/126721/
That was easy, Del Toro has a bum knee.

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> EVENEPOEL Remco (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) is dropped from peloton
bruh

 >>/126721/
 >>/126723/
Guess we are going for a general status quo.

I have to say I got screwed by george using english time and I wanted to adjust dopo out

where did piganzoli end up, I though he was there in the uphill

 >>/126730/
wasn't it tulet?

 >>/126726/
I thought that was a psyop

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yes, watts were being pushed

 >>/126731/
I don't see any yellow menace, probably flew off the road

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duration would be good to know, is that the entire climb from the point of his attack or just a few minutes or what are we looking at here

 >>/126734/
satisfying to see them fully outside the top 10

 >>/126736/
they are so useless in monuments, all those years and data wasted

G3
Rondel
Remco
Brandon
Zana
Widar
Onley
Bilbao
Benny Hill
Ramses
Scaroni
Pidkek

cicco really thinks every team should work for him

Stop saying Schtörer, Karl

 >>/126739/
They should

Remco rides on ERG mode, what the fuck is wrong with him

HEALY

 >>/126737/
remember that they signed that data nerd from BIKE AIDS, SCHIFFER
as expected did fuck all

 >>/126742/
told you

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tick tock pogi

SEIXAS looks like POGACAR
looks like he's going slow uphill yet he's scoring MINUTES on everyone

Mas getting succced by that moto

Mas is absolutely NUTS

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MAS NICOLAU goes

Gozaimassss

Cicco dropped

How come Mas always has such shit form until like August

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yes, but is Mas clean? he always did good in autumn classics. but this is after he won la vuelta.

MASsive balls
he is SO back

 >>/126755/
the unclean messiah, vive la republique..

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remco will still end up on the podium

Thanks for all the work Pellizzari, sure he'll be happy with that Remco performance

so many riders randomly disappearing, and then there's zana who was waiting in the bushes somewhere

 >>/126757/
He looks like absolute shit Bertacek

> 5 Enric Mas
> 7 Giulio Ciccone
good 4U I guess

 >>/126760/
Don't underestimate G3/G4 syndrome

 >>/126760/
But this is when he excels, fueled by rage and dragged back into contention by shitters fighting for UCI points

Paulie S

there's no way we won't see a chute de peloton in that roundabout

Yeah Widar suddenly gone

 >>/126765/
there is no peleton

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 >>/126765/
on second thought

 >>/126757/
 >>/126760/
and hes back in the group, now for the sprint

 >>/126766/
waiting for his road captain

 >>/126766/
He's a decentlet I think

 >>/126771/
he's also afraid to ride in a peleton

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we're witnessing history

You now ynr DEL TORO was the outright favourite for some reason

the new PINOT 
GRAND

Thanks a lot for that SHIT sprint Ramses

remco is such a weird rider

heh

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REMCO pickers redeemed

ez win

 >>/126771/
He has no decency indeed

Fuck me WIDAR truly abducted by aliens.

 >>/126757/
knowers knew

 >>/126784/
4th isn't podium malawiman

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top10

 >>/126786/
good ride from brandon, it's nice that the team gives him some respect

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 >>/126785/
I did not specify what knowers knew

Ynr Isaac Del Toro

Remco mogged them so much in the sprint. Like he did a 200m sprint and won with one bikelength

is he also wearing some stupid watch already
grim

 >>/126790/
put him in Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen

He didn't even attack, just went up the front and start pacing like it's the 2000s again

Berthet 15th, Piganzoli 16th. Fancellu 19

atleast jorgenson and piga were ahead of del toro who would have been my replacement pick...

 >>/126794/
Widar 13th

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Del Toro 28th

 >>/126797/
Who?

 >>/126798/
The BIG Axelgaard favorite

Would love to hear why Remco thinks that getting outclimbed by Zana and Ramses Debruyne means that he's now able to compete with Pogacar. What a delusional fraud

I'm gonna be honest that Maisonobe lad is a stealth doper

1. KS Wisla Ustronianka / Adam Malysz (100)
Thomas Pidcock 330 + Isaac Del Toro 36 + Paul Seixas 640 + Enric Mas 560 + Alessandro Fancellu 144 + Manuele Tarozzi 0
> Total: 1,710
2. Mathieu van der Fraud (100)
Remco Evenepoel 420 + Thomas Pidcock 330 + Paul Seixas 640 + Ramses Debruyne 240 + Clément Berthet 192 + Jakob Omrzel 0
> Total: 1,822
3. 6th Column / Kurwabert (98)
Davide Piganzoli 180 + Remco Evenepoel 420 + Paul Seixas 640 + Enric Mas 560 + Clément Berthet 192 + Lorenzo Fortunato 0
> Total: 1,992
4. OPTAKT ENJOYER / All based on Axelfraud (100)
Isaac Del Toro 36 + Paul Seixas 640 + Giulio Ciccone 480 + Davide Piganzoli 180 + Ramses Debruyne 240 + Lennart Jasch 0
> Total: 1,576

 >>/126803/
so that settles this  >>/126735/ question

 >>/126803/
pogacar will level up again fill his hot garlic breath in the neck

2,140 point for winebert.
FUCK me and that Debruyne adjustment.

Maybe Remco can go for green jersey or something and do mass sprints, nothing else to get in the Tour anymore

 >>/126806/
Remember, I made this team in 45 seconds

 >>/126806/
I swapped out Ciccone and Mas for Remco and Fortunato yesterday...

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 >>/126808/
Which wines were in use.

 >>/126810/
2024 Goodfellow Durant Vineyard Chardonnay 
2025 Saint-Cosme Cotes du Rhone

don't forget to make a team for tomorrow too

 >>/126812/
I thought for sure you were joking

 >>/126813/
just helping out because for some reason the monument is on saturday

 >>/126802/
nice math

 >>/126812/
Pick De Lie

 >>/126811/
Huh, can acutally order Cotes du Rhone.
Nobody beating me in 2027.

 >>/126811/
Based bert trying very hard to save french social system

 >>/126811/
Chardonnay sounds like something americain.

 >>/126817/
That's a super widely distributed wine. It's not bad, very very fruity for a syrah.

Vive le France! Vive le democracie!

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> 68 ROGLIC +09:06
thanks for everything old man
enjoy your retirement

AYUSO finishing just before HIRT at 10:33, he's BACK

 >>/126819/
Willamette Valley, Oregon

Oregon makes amazing Chardonnay and Pinot Noir, best in world outside Burgundy. It's not widely distributed and pricing remains very reasonable.

 >>/126822/
He is going to NSN?

 >>/126823/
10 million by the way

Simmons +18:33, must have been seething hard after that flat tire hehehe

 >>/126827/
I mean at that point, just pack it up or ride in slowly. He flatted on a descent, no coming back from that

 >>/126802/
Damn I guess the podium is out of reach, oh well

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freebird

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the fourth reich

 >>/126831/
never noticed they have 2 zippers on their skinsuit

 >>/126832/
it's so they can stealthily piss in bidons

 >>/126832/
Did you think they were stripping nude to pee

 >>/126833/
 >>/126834/
some UNOX riders have their zipper at the back, do they just pee themselves?

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 >>/126835/
> some UNOX riders have their zipper at the back

67 Omzrel +8:52
68 Roglic +9:08

 >>/126837/
Should have just gone for Fancellu god DAMN it

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uh oh

Bauke retires with last place, I wonder if he did it on purpose. Some Unibet shitter was only 10 seconds ahead of him

Tiberi the only one from the breakaway who didn't even bother to finish lol

 >>/126840/
goodbye mollememe, san sebastian will never be the same without you

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I already made the winning team, you can just copy it and be done with it

bilbao and izagirre really made the most of their last season huh
good results

 >>/126843/
thx

 >>/126839/
UH OH

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very tiny sniffles for third day, let's see how a gargantual ride in 10 degrees tomorrow deals with it

> Evenepoel didn't have to think long for an explanation for his off day. "It’s been quite a long season. Since June, things have been a bit up and down for me, both in training and in races. I’ve had some really good days, but also some not-so-good ones. And that shows today. You need to be at 100% here, but I wasn't. I haven't really found top form since the Tour, and in races like today, the results don't lie," he concluded.

he should really consider staying at the same weight all year

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I can't get a rhyme for Paris - Tours. it's fun to watch, but the results are so random.

 >>/126849/
my strategy is always the same, riders who are good in tro bro and riders who have done good in the past

 >>/126849/
very tactical pissing hole there in his skinsuit

Iron man is on, I heard the new canyon is VERY FAST

 >>/126852/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0i1FayL3Jyc
if you want to watch constant sponsor shilling

 >>/126852/
monument, iron man and gravel in the same day

 >>/126848/
does Sporza have a Remco weight tracker?

 >>/126843/
Damn that's almost my team. But better

 >>/126843/
Good, very nice, but you have maladjoosted the trve winning team.  >>/126518/

Winebert won, scraping unterweg.

 >>/126858/
> Can't connect to MySQL server on '127.0.0.1:3306' (1)
gj

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 >>/126859/
Saynoaraing their DNS as we speak.

 >>/126858/
i was 30th overall for lombardia and STILL 3rd in the /cyc/ league

 >>/126861/
kwab

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Kek.

 >>/126803/
An uncomfortable reminder that Pogi did this for almost double the time last year on Passo Ganda

> seixas doing roc d'azur tomorrow
Kek, I wonder if he's going to be on the 32 inch monstrosity

 >>/126865/
ngl I like the look of that bike in a freakish way

 >>/126866/
Yeah it's pretty cool

 >>/126864/
Uncomfortable reminder that Seixas turned 20 two weeks ago

 >>/126868/
Old and busted. Who is the next wunderkind?

 >>/126869/
le pann

 >>/126869/
VASSAL

 >>/126869/
The spannish dopeur

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GC.  >>/126873/

 >>/126869/
there's some 12 year old in my club he's already going fast he'll be BIG

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Just paypigged a new wheelset

 >>/126876/
based did you get something good?

 >>/126876/
hopefully chinese

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I sold a wheelset to a Hungarian guy living in Austria (part time) not long ago. They call it the most /bert/ deal

 >>/126866/
 >>/126867/
say more

Ironman is on ... it's been posted about before but zonder link
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0i1FayL3Jyc
ain't nobody here watching anyways man, they are like 1/3 through the bike or something.
Pinarello and Giant make the best -and probably the only elegant- looking tt bikes that's all I have to say

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actually I'm going to drop the no-attentionpaying gimmick, that was the last time I'm purposefully doing that

 >>/126881/
Norge fraud already exploding

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dios mio
el glutone noriega

 >>/126881/
rooting for my boy marten

I'm rooting for brave frenchman LAIDLOW. Hope luiz fails though, can't stand the dude

the cycling is such an absolute clownshow every time
muh 22 meters

some of these "people" are sponsored by redbull and erdinger what a combo

 >>/126889/
Erdinger 0 I think even

bertacek spotted on rouvy

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 >>/126891/
> riding the most boring bike course ever, virtually
topest kek

live Marten puke

there's a JEW in this race
> marten is throwing up
just my reaction!

 >>/126892/
one of these has the dubai bike path, if you use that you're crazy

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 >>/126894/
berts throw up when we roll up

 >>/126895/
mywhoosh also has like 5 completely flat desert bike routes

 >>/126896/
imagine Big Yahu passing you on the bike path

 >>/126887/
why does he have the french nationality anyway

 >>/126876/
I saw a son of our former president once or twice on a bike with his security detail

 >>/126899/
Born and raised in the pyrenees. His dad is a triathlete coach and decided to live in South of france instead of england, surprisingly

 >>/126901/
incredible, in that interview you couldn't detect a trace of french

there's a femme called T. Jewette you can't make that up

 >>/126902/
Probably speaks english at home

there's a part of me that wants to try a triathlon but the swimming at my local pool costs so absurdly much I've never even bothered to train that

 >>/126905/
I want to run again and I think swimming is a good sport too. But the concept of doing one after the other is too retarded for me

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 >>/126878/
ofc. The new Elitewheels Edge 3.0. Aint paying over 1k for some western wheelslop

 >>/126907/
>  Elitewheels
holy based, another follower

 >>/126907/
Are you (former) wienbert? What happened to the spez?

 >>/126909/
nope im the poorfag from tyrol who had his bike stolen once. Still recovering from that

 >>/126908/
first set, pretty hyped

 >>/126910/
Ah cool. Can you really ride all winter in Tyrol or does the weather becomes too shit at some point?

they're about to hit a climb

KOna looks greener than I expected

 >>/126913/
> Hawaii looks green
Hmm

 >>/126911/
November depends, Inntal is usually fine as long there is no snow. December is fine most of the time. Jan-March not really ridable. But can always swap to the mtb for some funz but most of the time to busy skitouring anyways

 >>/126915/
> to busy skitouring
Based

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 >>/126909/
there are multiple Tyroleans posting on this obscure endchan forum

Why are they not climbing Mouna Kea or the other one

 >>/126918/
Because they would have to descend it and 4200 meters of continuous descending doesn't seem like something that should be in a bike race

 >>/126919/
That's what the running is for
Imagine what descending 4k would do for you're calves

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 >>/126919/
took me a while to find it but I knew I had seen it somewhere before

 >>/126910/
Ah the old >usingpedalsbert.
Good good, really just missing Rusbert and Bertollo here.

 >>/126922/
Bertollo is dead I fear

 >>/126919/
remco's handlers have already pitched this idea to the UCI for the worldchamps

 >>/126923/
Died while scouting profiles for us, rip in peace povero bastardo.

 >>/126925/
he's free with his new willier

went and watched DIGGER can recommend

 >>/126926/
if he rode it in Italy proper he might as well got cagied for real

 >>/126927/
> satirical black comedy
idk about that
I watched resident evil, first 3rd or so was good

 >>/126929/
definetely watch it once the torrent is out

 >>/126923/
RIP. One of the great gooners of 4/cyc/

they are rooning now

 >>/126887/
I think you guy is ded

I think Bertacek is still cruising, keeping HR low, keeping fueling high and letting his stomach work

 >>/126882/
oh yeah I saw this fucked-up handlebar

 >>/126918/
I was 3/4 of the way up Mauna Kea last May

 >>/126932/
> Gregory Barnaby
> is Italian
I'm confused

MBH is thanks to Fancellu (dopage) almost in the top 30. 8 points behind Bardiani and 18 behind Euskaltel. That is VERY close

> luis won
Fucking doper

Gravel is on as well. Mads Würtz is humiliating these frauds

 >>/126944/
Ah no I didn't read clearly. some break of frauds and then all the favorite behind. No USA in sight though, turns out the community doesn't like gravel roads in australia as well

One Cofidis rider came over to influence my goombling decisions.

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 >>/126947/
cute cucciolo

Massive G2 slurp in grabble

Dewulf is such a wheelsucking fraud, just go to the front and ride yourself empty

 >>/126950/
To be fair if I had to pay for my own ticket to australia I wouldn't really play teammate

 >>/126951/
The sheiks will give him a nice present

> post burger
it's on tish I guess. gr*vel really is the discipline for old riders that couldn't get a new pro contract.

Can't believe they're doing another WC in Belgium after seeing roads like this

 >>/126954/
The cancelled the one in Nice it would have been the most kino thing ever

 >>/126955/
 >>/126954/
https://www.komoot.com/fr-fr/tour/1900204916
A huge pogiwinslol if I've ever seen one

All of these guys are road frauds

 >>/126957/
The only real rider has been dropped

Florian is way too heavy lmao

Can mads worst sprint? I've only seen him come on 10 minutes ahead of the rest

please visit austria you cunts

that czech rider is doped to the gills

pretty nice that they specify what group set they are using, the one Danish rider is on Shimano Claris.

 >>/126963/
Kek

Where are the youtubers with mtb tires?

 >>/126965/
Avancini surely must be on mtb tires

Wurtz smash

stupid claris pulling vermeersch back to the group.

Top kek

CHUTE
denmark in shambles

> teammate brings back your rival
> chute immediately
would be a big disasterclass for the danes to lose this

the klaris guy is a retard lol

zwift guy a retard 
big win for shimano claris

 >>/126972/
but he wins anyway

vermeersch mad

 >>/126975/
primal scream into congratulations

bertacek only 7th after real cycling nations

meanwhile wiebes won the same course for a third time on chingchang island

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I don't see them in the top 10

 >>/126980/
There are the MTB tyres lmao

 >>/126980/
> 407 for 12 minutes
Simon is still doing great power for an old man

 >>/126980/
seeing this new model secures my confidence in my latest paypiggery of the g4x
so-called downtube storage hype but he's using a saddlebag anyway

 >>/126983/
the only thing I like about my downtube storage is easy cable access 
otherwise it kinda rattles sometimes and annoys the shit out of me

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cx time, why don't you have a cx harem berts?

 >>/126985/
but what if I do

 >>/126986/
tibor?

 >>/126987/
;)

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Superdopeur FANCELLU to team Team Jayco AlUla

 >>/126989/
what a waste going to such a bad team

 >>/126874/
Of all the races I had to miss the last cat 1 race.
Fugg!

 >>/126991/
skill issue

 >>/126991/
Unlucky for you because my team was terrible and you could have passed me easy. Now what I have to do is pick the most boring team possilbe and survive the last 3 races

Okay, time for me BIG ride, I have no idea what to wear, so I am settling for winter gear. My bike gonna be dirty as fuck when I get back, I am not looking forward to it, but it might be the last BIG ride of the year too, you never know.

 >>/126994/
isn't it a bit windy for that

 >>/126995/
Not when you're 100kg

 >>/126995/
it's not ideal that's for sure

 >>/126996/
but he also catches wind because he's tall like a tree

 >>/126989/
Why would they try the italian dopper again?

alright, wish me luck, i will either be too cold or too hot

 >>/127001/
wind makes it very cold but you'll overheat on the climbs don't worry

 >>/126999/
I wonder what they're paying that swatt club grifter

 >>/127001/
didn't you say yesterday that you have the sniffles?

don't forget berts, today the mudracing season starts in Dendermonde
 >>/127004/
maybe he meant he has the sniffies app because he's actually looking for a hookup

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> 29er
Lame

 >>/127006/
more like based

 >>/127006/
bad marketing after all they did for him

 >>/127009/
why would you want such a fat steel fork. Doesnt make sense, those things ruin the whole point of a steel bike. Disregard my rant if its carbon. However a carbon fork doesnt fit on a steel bike in my humble opinion

 >>/127010/
90% of those steel bikes have carbon fork, this one probably as well

 >>/127010/
it is carbon normally

 >>/127010/
pretty sure its carbon I know someone who has this frame in rim brake flavor
 >>/127009/
stem too fat, needs to be thinner to fit in with the tube design
why grx parts on a road frame, we don't know

 >>/127013/
> why grx parts on a road frame, we don't know
The bertaczeck approach?

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 >>/127014/
but he does not use gravel gearing, thats a 2x cassette and a road sized chainring albeit on the small side

 >>/127016/
Aren't the grx 2x 46/30? It does look bigger than 46 but it's hard to tell

 >>/127017/
sure but its a 1x chainring either way

Was a bit inclined towards Gruel-Renard-Sheehan instead of Stuyven-Trentin-Isidore but let's play it safe, bring home the silver star.

 >>/127017/
yeah but what's the point if you can't shift to the small ring

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It does sound retarded

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 >>/127019/
renardbros will feast
stuyven recently announced a career ending pregnancy know will know

 >>/127022/
Ahhh bertman, truly the minds thinking alike.

 >>/127015/
I HATE the 32" antichrist