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Seixas edition

> Current and upcoming road races

13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

> CX races

11.10 HG Cross Dendermonde - Mosselcross (C1)
17.10 HG Cross Meulebeke - Berencross (C2)
24.10 HG Cross Heerderstrand (C2)
25.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross (C1)

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> CX races info:

https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

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honestly fuck mounting tubless tires. get fucked pieces of shit. im not weak they are just shit. whoever thought hurr durr lets make them so tight nobody without herculean gripstrength can mout them (every cylist pretty much) fuck fuck fuck pieces of shit



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My greatest cycling achievement was having a flat on a group ride that sealant didn't fix. I managed to get tire off, put in a tube, reseat tire, and inflate it with CO2 in under 15 minutes with two dudes staring at me. 

May have been the greatest achievement of my life













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I like how so far only Euskaltel, a couple of Costa Rican teams and the Colombian national team are listed for the two races in Panama this weekend. In all aspects, cycling is truly the greatest sport in the world

























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 >>/127766/
> Fairlight
Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time

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Using some of those CdA watt calculators and guessing his track CdA is around 0.17 give me a ballpark of around 600-620W, but then there's the track start component that's hard to deduce. Otherworldly watts in any case, especially considering you first have to do a maximum low cadence sprint to even get to speed and then hold that maximal vo2max effort directly afterwards in a tight aero tuck.






















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i've had a look for you:

Special provision concerning trainees and development teams

During his training period, regarding rankings, a trainee is still considered as a member
of his usual team. Points potentially obtained by the trainee during the training period,
shall in no instance be added to the points of the host team.
Regarding rankings, a rider of a development team who takes part in an event with the
related UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam is still considered as a member of his usual
development team. A rider of a UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam who takes part in an
event with the related development team is still considered as a member of his usual
UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam. Points potentially obtained by concerned riders will be
added to the points of their primary team.

2.10.004 bis under road race rules and regulations



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then that rider would need to be a) good enough to beat the Eritreans (or ride like top 5), and b) have enough space on your own team to sign him and c) have enough money to do so

EUSKALTEL probably wouldn't sign an African rider, PICNIC can't afford anyone, MBH BANK wouldn't either, and I am not sure about BARDIANI














































































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Listening to the podcast. God it takes forever, why the fuck is it 4 episodes. And the whole Tusveld story is the big story and it is pretty weak. Oh no a nobody fraud is unhappy that he is not in the peloton anymore. There is nothing there, they didn't really talk to him or something and that made him sad and that's it. No shocking anecdotes, nothing. FUCK Thijs Zonneveld














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Bardiani only needs 16 points on Picnic. Beastergod is still in 2nd place in Guangxi but looks like there is a rampa tomorrow so they are getting NOTHING anymore. Eneco Tour they also have nothing. Bardiani rides Veneto and Serbie. Serbia doesn't give shit unless you win GC or something. 13th place in Veneto gives 20 points. Turconi was 12th in the other Veneto race.





























































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Veneto Cyclassics OFFICIAL /bet/

> McNulty 3.75
> Scaroni 7
> Charmpig 8
> Cosnefroy 12
> Wellens 13
> Abrahamsen 15
> Hirschi 19
> Chrsiten 19
> Strong 26
> Sivakov 26
> Covid 29
> Koller 29
> Rondel 34
> Adria 34
> Fancellu 34
> Berhet 51
> Vendrame 51
> Velasco 51
> Hermans 51
...
> Morgado 101
> Teuns 151
> Mifsud 301
> Cepeda 501

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Nippon Cup OFFICIAL /bet/

> Healy 3.5
> Simmons 4.5
> Eetvelt 7
> Schmid 8
> Berckmoes 9
> Matthews 13
> Gualdi 17
> Maisonobe (?) 21
> Jegat 21
> Borgo 26
> Delettre 34
> Nerurkar 34
> Tiberi 41
> Sombrero 41
...
> Dati 67
> Valter 151
> Bonnet 301
> Arashiro 601
> Simmons 501
> Masuda 1001
> Yamamoto 1001
> Yamamoto 1001





































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> Warren Barguil does not recognize himself in the stories about Picnic and PostNL: "I never would have returned if the management had been toxic."

top kek, dude's been stealing a wage for the past 3 years ofcourse he'll defend his masters




















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 >>/128006/
Yes, but you've seen how it goes. He will try and shart and fart and have something of a gap but also 4 other runners on his wheel and it will flame out most likely.
Cosnefraud is due one fraudulent race already, who knows if he didn't overindulge on his birthday yesterday,







































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> During her previous spell at Astana, Seel played a key role in securing sponsorship deals and expanding the team's commercial partnerships.
> She then joined the Belgian WorldTeam Lotto Dstny, where she played an important behind-the-scenes role in bringing in title sponsor Dstny and several other commercial partners.
Seems she's good at securing sponsorship deals. Btw, yesterday was her birthday, she turned 42.













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What are WE doing with it?
Keep on moving?
There were some adjoostments along the way but let's be real, barely any will matter if he closes the teams soon enough, barely any battle left besides me and Autismbert, winebert and ketonebert, Brtek and Rusbert.










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24 	Christian Scaroni
20 	Anthon Charmig
17 	Brandon McNulty
16 	Alessandro Fancellu
15 	Benoît Cosnefroy
10 	Roger Adrià
9 	Fabio Christen
7 	Simone Velasco
7 	Alessandro Covi
6 	Marc Hirschi
5 	Mathys Rondel
3 	Ludovico Crescioli
3 	Clément Berthet
2 	Sakarias Koller Løland
2 	Diego Ulissi
1 	Jon Barrenetxea
1 	Jonas Abrahamsen
1 	Andrea Vendrame
1 	Quinten Hermans
1 	Brieuc Rolland
1 	Dylan Teuns
1 	António Morgado
1 	Clément Izquierdo
1 	Pau Martí
1 	George Bennett

> 6==

3 Christian Scaroni Anthon Charmig Brandon McNulty Alessandro Fancellu Roger Adrià Simone Velasco
> Quick Rundown
> OPTAKT ENJOYER
> Lennergy Pharma














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Ok gone from Nice. Was fun riding around for a couple of days. First time riding in a group for a while made me realize how fucking slow my old defy is. Every downhill I had to go full gas to follow freewhiling paypigs it was crazy. At least it made for proper workout with these wattlets. Kinda made me want to pay pig thoug, ngl



























































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Autismbert already made up 120 points to me, it was ogre once he had two more guys in the break, provably one would be plenty anyway.
Will chomping on some ching Chang takeaway to drown me sorrows.














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 >>/128147/
If I didn't have a lingering mild alcoholism and hangovers which make me wake up on high T and believe in all my believe all my great ideas in an instance, like Bittner will be better than the black guy and surely Mas will lose out to Skjelmose on TT alone.
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 >>/128177/
Thank you. I also petition for a Superclasico badge, like with the stars and the jerseys. Maybe an S or a rainbow jersey or something. It is a very important competition, I don't know how I am doing there this year but the winning Bert definitely deserves something, whoever that may be














































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that team is so weird on the one hand they seem like they want to fold because the main sponsor is disappearing in a few years or whatever and on the other hand they keep purchasing
which one is it fuckers live or die?




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> Javier Romo has ridden his final race for Movistar. The Spaniard was under contract with the Spanish team until the end of 2028, but that agreement has been terminated by mutual consent, Movistar announced via social media.

PCSman doesn't actually know about all contracts




























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I can't believe summer season is over
FUCK
Only Guatemala, Costa Rica and Faso volta left
And Volta of Okinawa too

What are we going to do over winter? Is there more to life than rape while watching CX?
I'm probably gonna spend the next 5 months looking at new bikes (forma gr*v*l) and it's gonna be insufferable















































































































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Ambushed a bandit camp of 4 bandits.
One of the bandit didn't turn agro but instead stood and cheered as I slaughtered two of his fellows right next to him.
The final one got cut in half but instead of dying, decided to just stand up a hang around
Yep, we are so back.








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Replaying Witcher 3 as well with the new update. Game looks great, plays great.

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RDR1 and RDR2 are greatest games of last 20 years and have replayed a few times both. GTA5 I enjoyed. I'll buy GTA6 when it comes out for PC.

Cyberpunk never really hooked me despite loving the genre. OG Deus Ex my favorite game of all time







































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With everyone and their grandmother riding gravel, I really thought the market would be established.
Clearly I was wrong.
And I don't think I want to try out SRAM. Do I?

 >>/128419/
Unsold stock somewhere in warehouse is almost always small sizes, buy used (which I don't want) is also small sizes.

 >>/128421/
Yeah it say 570 is up to 196cm small boys. That's normally what a 61 size would be.














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> ❗ For a late 30s balding male, if you have a large bone structure or significant muscle mass, a weight between 95 kg and 110 kg (210 lbs to 242 lbs) is often much more realistic and healthy than the lower end of the standard BMI scale.
I'm 91 kg atm and while I don't have a significant muscle mass, I don't think I am losing 15 kilos.







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Buy this bert, cheap, great tyre clearance, good design, ok sizing/geometry for most, no proprietary bs. Then buy Sram Force/Rival parts used on Kleinanzeigen and Chinesium carbon wheels and a seatpost and handlebar from aliexpress. Whole build around 3000e with way better specs than anything Western brands have for under 5ke.






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Yeah the FM316 has the best geometry I know.
Hmm, if not CHinese, then I'd go with the cheapest new Canyon Grail. https://www.canyon.com/en-de/gravel-bikes/race/grail/cf/grail-cf-7-speed/4509.html?dwvar_4509_pv_rahmenfarbe=R139_P01 THis has 13s sram and you can switch the cockpit to something conventional since it's a normal headset design.The geometry is good and tyre clearance ok as well.
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Direct from factory innit









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whenever I say buy chyna I obviously don't mean buy from influencer brands I thought that much was clear 
there are expensive chyna brands that produce as highend or even higher end stuff than any western brand, incolor for example. I don't mean those either

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Other brands are just ripping people off under the guise of testing and whatever. Your frame could come out the same mould as the 800 euro chinkframe but "western QA" and a paintjob (outsourced to china anyway) will add 2k+ for no real reason


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So basically there are 4 options
> Buy an expensive gravel bike
> Buy a gravel bike with the exact same specs but for half a price
> Buy shiet from Chyna and have some random Volodymyr weld it up together
> Buy a SRAM gravel with much more options
This is gonna be a long winter


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> Ayuso’s coach raises the alarms: “Juan asks me, ‘What’s happening to me?’ Something is wrong and we don’t understand it since it’s like a Ferrari with something broken
> Aritz Arberas, coach of Juan Ayuso, gave an interview to Daniel Arribas in which he confessed that something is happening to the Alicante cyclist to have had such a mediocre performance throughout the season.
happenings (to Ayuso)











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I've never heard of Canyon showrooms before and now you're telling me there's one in Åbo? I czeched the map and I'm really confused about the official Canyon store locations, they seem totally random:
> Munich, Eindhoven, Randers (Denmark), Turku, Cala Serena (Mallorca), Tres Cantos (nearby Madrid), Rotselaar (neraby Leuven), Carlsbad (the burger one in California, not Karlovy Vary)




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Imagine the carnage if Claude got access to wada blooddata 
> here are the blooddata of every visma riders for the last 5 years
> please find conclusive evidence of every doping instance. Make no mistake





























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good for what is the question? Set up attacks again del dopo? No. Set up attacks again Mustafa? Also no
hjaelp him when he gets dropped? Maybe although these guys are kinda too fraudulent to survive the gc pace to that point 2bqh









































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I have heard they give massive discounts in the stores sometimes too. A friend of someone I ride with got a litening aero with ultegra and crabon wheels for sub 4K a year or so ago. Must have been some crazy clearance or something



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But why does the Cube cost half of literally everybody else? Where's the catch?
I understand it doesn't have paypig things like aero gravel bars (?) and shiny nameplate (??) and whatnot















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Visiting the Z7 mines today. First time in a long time for these, so worrying a bit about hitting the right power, but got decently lucky tonight and only faded a bit.
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I've only ever bought one bike, 6 years ago (on loaners and hand-me-downs before that), and I got a Bianchi because I wanted a Bianchi. Don't plan on buying a bike for many years, at which point chasing the optimal purchase probably won't be a factor either. So that's why, for me.













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there were a few hardmen who did it, but yeah
also this is one of the races that you can just kinda enter and really larp as a pro for a night, I might ride Heerde coming weekend but I was already punching a bit above my weight

a lot of the riders kinda know eachother from the roadraces, decent chunk of them riding categories above me on the road

go and try your local crossrace berts, it's probably the most fun you'll have on 2 wheels (and no random cars on the course)





































































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Anyway
I am pretty much set on the Cube gr*v*l, but I will wait for spring
I will have to figure how to deal with the old Canyon, I only have space for 2 bikes and currently the old canyon is serving as a dedicated rape bike.

The only disadvantage of the 1x12 (which I don't mind otherwise) is I won't be able to readily switch wheels for road set, but that's okay, for that $$$ savings, I can buy a spare (I sold the Hunts to a mate)


























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 >>/128678/
Relaying xitter findings, Duolingo as well.
Shan't be paying for it as long as teenagers still mire.
Read one time that of was supposed to be an actual fan platform for reaching celebrities, then a stein bought it and made it a goyim whorehouse.

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Btw expected, even hoped for some fashion police to grill me over civilian grey socks to blacks shoes, not even pulled, flabby.
I will then (you) myself about owning only shoes, full shoe covers, chamois underwear which I treat as shorts, Dygert style, a winter bib, a helmet.
Don't have a cycling cap, gloves, socks, summer bib or a jersey nor glasses.
But never rawdogging it again without chamois for more than 30km.

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you're riding your bike and that's what matters, you're not a pro so no need for those autistic clothing rules
the only cycling caps i own i just keep on a small shelf in the vinechamber next to all the gels, i do own a balaclava for winter commuting

only bit i find odd is not having glasses, if only for dodging wasps flying towards you as you're riding, saved me 3x now

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That's my approach as well, no need for specific shit, doubt I would fit in with my tank build.

But for glasses I ride with my regular perscription glasses on, I have shades as well but these are 2000s tier narrow shades on a string.
Today I wouldn't see shit with all these swarms of tiny flies sudokuing themselves on me.

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> Movistar and Gobik are ending their four-year partnership, leaving the team searching for a new clothing sponsor.
influencers like bertaczek is the way to go to promote their kit.










































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