/bert/ - ciclismo

first for FUCK PICNIC POSTNL

well I guess I will delete a post to make space for a new thread post

FABIO FEVER

fuck picnic fuck sprinters

fifth for fuck sprinters

all they need to do is adjust how many laps of it they do to make it more or less sprinter-friendly

 >>/127715/
they already increased the distance between the climbs this year
it is sprinter friendly
the wout route was sprinter death

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SHEEHAN to INEOS Merda
RUTSCH to Modern Adventure Factor Racing

 >>/127716/
Fuck W*ut

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hopped a mouse today

 >>/127716/
yeah, I guess I was including that aspect as well; point being they can keep the climb each edition while playing around with how tough it is

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 >>/127719/
What if it was a rat?

 >>/127723/
would've hopped too
was too small for a rat either way

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who /endurancemines/ here

 >>/127725/
mining the 'durance

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honestly fuck mounting tubless tires. get fucked pieces of shit. im not weak they are just shit. whoever thought hurr durr lets make them so tight nobody without herculean gripstrength can mout them (every cylist pretty much) fuck fuck fuck pieces of shit

 >>/127727/
kek and then you look up some video of some dude mounting gp5000 tubeless like it's nothing (it's a fake worn tire)

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 >>/127727/
you must assert your dominance over the tire else it will dominate you

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 >>/127727/
My greatest cycling achievement was having a flat on a group ride that sealant didn't fix. I managed to get tire off, put in a tube, reseat tire, and inflate it with CO2 in under 15 minutes with two dudes staring at me. 

May have been the greatest achievement of my life

 >>/127727/
surely you just let your domestique mount these for you

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I know it differs brand to brand, but are larger tires harder or easier to mount? Like size 50 or mtb ones

 >>/127732/
my 40mm gravel tires were easy to mount
I think it's just some brands that are absolute dogshit
I've never had issues with schwalbe for example

 >>/127732/
I remember spending 20 minute with a single flat on my mtb last summer,so no. It was 40+ at least 3 cars stopped to see if I was still alive

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Just noticed my tubeless valves are too short for the new rims anyway. im done for today

 >>/127732/
easier from my experience, I'm pretty sure road tubeless tires are the hardest tires to mount

 >>/127735/
> the bertacek speciale

 >>/127735/
ah, the bertacek special

 >>/127732/
only tyre i've had issues mounting with were gp5000, 0 issues with pirelli or vittoria

 >>/127735/
I push my fingers into my EEEEEEYEEEES

I switched back to latex tubes after two years of tubeless/hookless

 >>/127739/
gp5000 tr fresh out the box is genuinely hand tearing
you gotta leave that thing in the sun for a day to even have a chance

I like how so far only Euskaltel, a couple of Costa Rican teams and the Colombian national team are listed for the two races in Panama this weekend. In all aspects, cycling is truly the greatest sport in the world

dsm keukens

wild, I have had zero issues mounting GP5000 tr, it's inflating them that can be hit or miss

 >>/127745/
addendum, of course, my rims being easy to mount probably goes hand in hand with my troubles inflating with a floor pump

> DEFRANCE to UAE
should be illegal

 >>/127747/
Patjebros...

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Gall is the Austrian athlete of the year.

Carapaz to NSN as already discussed ofcourse

 >>/127749/
No one won anything in that country

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 >>/127751/

totalenergies seems saved for next season

 >>/127751/
Yes, they can't even ski anymore. Very sad.

 >>/127747/
we need to kill the idea of UAE

 >>/127755/
point cucked Bas Shitsla op de valreep

 >>/127758/
good

 >>/127758/
His schedule for the fall has been really bad, he isn't using venturini for any of these italian point farm races

it's so foggy i can't hear my thoughts

really is quite foggy

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rare Milan W

 >>/127763/
Phwoar imagine the watts, probably 650W+

 >>/127763/
i wonder if Ganna will still ride Pinarello on track with him switching to Trek

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Anyway I looked at the weather forecast yesterday and it was supposed to be dry, but immediately when I left home it started raining and rained nonstop for the whole duration of the ride. Good thing I had my fender/dynamo bike as it was so dark, at least my butt stayed dry lol.

 >>/127764/
probably yeah
 >>/127765/
as long as the italian track foundation uses pinarello bikes they should all be on pinarello

 >>/127763/
So ganna was the weak link in the team pursuit after all

 >>/127766/
> Fairlight
Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time

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krautAI out of control again?

 >>/127767/
Using some of those CdA watt calculators and guessing his track CdA is around 0.17 give me a ballpark of around 600-620W, but then there's the track start component that's hard to deduce. Otherworldly watts in any case, especially considering you first have to do a maximum low cadence sprint to even get to speed and then hold that maximal vo2max effort directly afterwards in a tight aero tuck.

Summoning the demons again

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 >>/127769/

pwoah nihon brutally mogged by CHYNA
year of the BULL

 >>/127771/
yea its pretty fucking extreme, Milan's always been a top tier pursuiter but he skipped 2025 and now he comes back and boom takes it right away
lidl lohnt sich

Missus racist richardson wins, bay day for none racists

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 >>/127776/
Imagine being un-racist in 2026 when everyone else regardless of race is chudmaxxing for maximum strength.
I missed it but there was a giga chute in the womens scratch that annihilated wiebes, she looked messed up I'll try to find a clip

 >>/127777/
Good, wiebes already ruins 60% of road races and she doesn't have to ruin this too

Is that a chinese man riding with the women

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shit quality but it gets the point across

No BAM

 >>/127780/
> Wiebes wi... ACK!

Chyna strong
The dragon undefeated

Hoogland time

PolderGOD

 >>/127784/
yup nothing more to add

> hoogland
> lives in laagland

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The cycling ""tour"" of srbska is a joke
Starts with a 3 km prolog
Then only two more stages with the SAME parcour, not even on a road, but on some racing circuit

 >>/127788/
the fight for UCI points will continue with MBH BANK and BARDIANI present

 >>/127789/
40 UCI points for GC winner, enough to make a difference?

 >>/127790/
to stay ahead of PICNIC it might be smart yes for the Hungarians, BARDIANI need 59 points to get past EUSKALTEL

sources are saying Tour of Okinawa might be similarly contested, all for that top 30 spot

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 >>/127791/
There's a time check too, as well, right?
They can't just hire some african, have him win 250 UCI points at the upcoming Afrocan Continental Campeonship?

 >>/127792/
i've had a look for you:

Special provision concerning trainees and development teams

During his training period, regarding rankings, a trainee is still considered as a member
of his usual team. Points potentially obtained by the trainee during the training period,
shall in no instance be added to the points of the host team.
Regarding rankings, a rider of a development team who takes part in an event with the
related UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam is still considered as a member of his usual
development team. A rider of a UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam who takes part in an
event with the related development team is still considered as a member of his usual
UCI WorldTeam or UCI ProTeam. Points potentially obtained by concerned riders will be
added to the points of their primary team.

2.10.004 bis under road race rules and regulations

 >>/127793/
But you can sign him outright then

CHYNA?

 >>/127793/
then that rider would need to be a) good enough to beat the Eritreans (or ride like top 5), and b) have enough space on your own team to sign him and c) have enough money to do so

EUSKALTEL probably wouldn't sign an African rider, PICNIC can't afford anyone, MBH BANK wouldn't either, and I am not sure about BARDIANI

 >>/127794/
 >>/127796/
wrong quote but yea

 >>/127796/
KUDUS welcome to Bardiani

 >>/127798/
an upgrade from tottenham hotspurs really

 >>/127769/
Are you ok?

PCS startlist for Veneto is missing three teams again. He keeps fucking up

 >>/127801/
Firstcycling about to slam him from the top rope

autismbert has started to lose his mind and the velodrama is DAYS away still

 >>/127777/
Even I know that the black sun is supposed to have 12 sig runes, but I guess it's not surprising that chud can't count that far.

Söderqvist cooked on the hills by Merlier of all people

Must be a real breeze to work for a pro cyclismo team where people take their place way too seriously

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> YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST ASK IF A BIKE FOR SOMEONE IS READY?! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, NONE! GET BACK TO WORK OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

Uh oh.

sunderquest lachee

ILEGEL

G2/G3/G4 syndrome

 >>/127807/
except that's not Poelman, that's Neumann, head of 'science' (shes actually a geologist)

 >>/127812/
every serious team needs a geology department to analyze the gravel sections

 >>/127812/
Who is Poelman. This is the bitch that gets mentioned by everyone as being a fucking crazy dictator

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Oh the other Bert named his picture Poelman. Which Bert is that anyway

 >>/127814/
Poelman is the wife of Ivan Spekenbrink, she is the head of finance and a biologist

HUISING murdered a la ROGLIC by FFB

HAHAHA
ASSASSINATION TOTALE

post-assassination seethe

Kek, FFB

 >>/127815/
i am assuming that is Slome Duikelaar-Bert, as you are Autismbert and i am Ketonebert
we really need individual city flags

 >>/127816/
Must also be crazy then if she is married to Spekenbrink

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shamelessly stolen

Yeah, that's not even 10s for G2.

Rutsch is gonna be a nice signing for Modern Adventure, very strong rider

Total MOURIS death.

how did Söderkwab lose so much time today

 >>/127816/
also looks like a stereotypical lesbo

 >>/127827/
too big to climb

 >>/127827/
le TT kwab

 >>/127821/
Im broken collarbone this year Bert, i rarely appear

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 >>/127822/
say that to my face bert

 >>/127832/
yeah I'd be micromanaging everyone at work too if I was Spekenbrink, very grim

who would have know classic crampy would rise once more

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We live in Panama

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jackie-ashford

2nd in the road NC at a young age of 53, there's still hope Berts

 >>/127836/
there is hope as long as sevilla still rides

 >>/127836/
Not for Bertacek I think he is 57 or something

 >>/127838/
im younger than you

 >>/127838/
you'd think so by his posts and watts but he's actually 24

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BIG ride on the menu tomorrow
And Allah willing, it looks like next weekend as well
Almost no rain the entire October, this is very alarming

you can make the final goomble team of the season

 >>/127842/
Bettors have Jimmer as the favorite, heh.
Totally not a bait.

Should say bookmakers, oh well, yes well.

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winning team

 >>/127841/
here the weather looks terrible tomorrow, rain and like 10°C I can send that over if you wish

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 >>/127750/
I don't know, seems a strange choice for both parties.

 >>/127847/
it's not a weird choice if you consider 3 years of 🤑🤑🤑🤑

 >>/127847/
doubt it'll change much, he'll be just as alone as he was on EF, just as along as Girmay

 >>/127847/
I like this poster, has this 10s vibe, misses only some fire like swirls and blurred lighting in the background.

Serbia humiliated Polska and Ungarn on home soil

 >>/127851/
In foking wot.

 >>/127852/
Srbska Volta prologo

 >>/127853/
Ah, started looking for some hockey or I don't know, water polo.
Didn't bother to check PCS first, that would be silly haha!

Chocofem returns tomorrow, I'll see you all on the vinemachine to watch

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Euskaltel - Euskadi 1-2 down in Panama

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looks pretty cool

 >>/127857/
a female friend I do group rides with rides this

 >>/127857/
dont like the random squares at the back and the plastic tab hanging mostly on the back of the seatpost, makes it look cheap (it probably isnt)

Big mold has gotten into the straw of my hydration bladder

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 >>/127856/
1, 2, 4 and 10. 93 points! Nippo 5

Holy shit it was a SLAUGHTER. Only 24 finishers and the rest DNF or OTL. Most of the Panamanians GONE and DEAD

 >>/127861/
this hops them over the hungarians who will probably score again with FANCELLU sunday

 >>/127863/
Will they lose all their points if (when) Fancellu gets caught (dopage)

 >>/127864/
hes not south american or on a conti team so UCI wont care

 >>/127865/
they banished his doping brother carboni not that long ago

 >>/127866/
Malaysian dopage at a Japanese CT team

and Bruttomesso got popped too, many Italians really
not suspicious at all

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 >>/127868/
Yes, well, we have been squeaking about grande dopeurs the whole year, so it's not a surprise

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she rides. 
still got loads of bikefit tinkering to do but so far it looks alright. might need a -17 stem though not too sure yet.

 >>/127870/
love the silver details, this bike needs the sunshine

 >>/127870/
👍🏿

 >>/127870/
damn that finish is actually very nice, good job on the lackierung

Listening to the podcast. God it takes forever, why the fuck is it 4 episodes. And the whole Tusveld story is the big story and it is pretty weak. Oh no a nobody fraud is unhappy that he is not in the peloton anymore. There is nothing there, they didn't really talk to him or something and that made him sad and that's it. No shocking anecdotes, nothing. FUCK Thijs Zonneveld

Veistroffer, heh. Now that's a name I haven't heard from since the tour.

Fretin wins

 >>/127874/
got your click though sucker

 >>/127870/
very nice

 >>/127876/
jakobsen bros seems like we've run out of steam again

 >>/127879/
eh he top 5'd that stage to alabama so there's good signs there, only failed to keep up 1 stage

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Foggy and unwelcoming, but it is dry
No more excuses, time for a ride

 >>/127881/
rayne

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pwoah GRABOSCH wins the kilo zonder aerobars just in the drops (based beyond measure)
tt swines sterilized, birthrates plummeting further

vo2max or threshold today?

 >>/127884/
always vo2max

 >>/127885/
4x5min while chocofem wins should do the trick

72.5km/h, polebert not even on his wheel

Bardiani only needs 16 points on Picnic. Beastergod is still in 2nd place in Guangxi but looks like there is a rampa tomorrow so they are getting NOTHING anymore. Eneco Tour they also have nothing. Bardiani rides Veneto and Serbie. Serbia doesn't give shit unless you win GC or something. 13th place in Veneto gives 20 points. Turconi was 12th in the other Veneto race.

The whole future of Bardiani depends on this 20-year old. Will YOU pick him?

 >>/127889/
does this matter when equipo kern pharmstrong is gone next season?

 >>/127890/
Yes, they need to get top 30 NOW. Doesn't matter how many teams there are next year

exploding tires

Madison is pure chaos kino

kopecky is so washed

kekeke

The Pol-ack fears the Samurai

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well

heavy rain cx kino berts

 >>/127896/
Very comfy.

 >>/127898/
What the fuck man dats some crazy h4x0r shit man

 >>/127899/
a lot of last minute tyre changes, wouldnt be surprised if they swapped profile midrace due to the rain

BIG win for SCHREIBER

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 >>/127886/
done, chocofem 4th we'll take it

Cosnefroy's birthday today. Adjust accordingly

Leitão is just that guy on the track

No Utelle since we were not convinced about the weather, but regular madone. Nice ride

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34 wheel bikes for bertacezek when?

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Ehh hello Cofidis? This is your thing

 >>/127914/
VERCOUILLIE to Tarteletto is a crime, could've been a perfect rider for Lotto like Veistroffer

 >>/127913/
nice ride

 >>/127914/
lambrecht is also alpecin

 >>/127917/
and hesters is DSM, why is PCSbert so behind

 >>/127918/
Can't WAIT to migrate to firstcycling when they have all their shit in order

 >>/127915/
Well yeah he does le attaques but generates basically zero points

 >>/127920/
good for your sponsor though

 >>/127921/
and social media, I saw like 5000 veistroffer reels after the tdf

 >>/127920/
you can just get him to pull on the front, someone like dillier is pretty much the same build and acts as a locomotive

nice save by de witten

Ortsbros these are supposed to be our races

 >>/127925/
his race is on the 20th, and I will see you Berts all there

 >>/127920/
hello, you were saying?

 >>/127927/
based, dude has had such a burden to carry it's nice to see him win

 >>/127908/
This woman is actually revolting

 >>/127927/
14 points is still basically zero!!!

Emotional interview with Vercouille, very kino win

 >>/127931/
happy that a human wins a race instead of some wattbot

 >>/127933/
nigga wanted to be a drug addict what is he even on about

 >>/127933/
coke and underage girlfriends is not who I wish to be

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5 hours in a fog, how peculiar
I think my polar strapon is dying (again), might have to look into that rechargable one (unless it comes with a proprietary charger in which case I am calling EU)

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What's going on in Germany

 >>/127937/
> Cologne
Like being groped by all the towelheads wasn't enough they now have robot towelheads

 >>/127937/
Does that robot have a fucking moustache? What in the fuck

 >>/127937/
based things

 >>/127936/
for me it was 35 minutes of easy spinning and checking out the winter gear (still too warm hm)

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mother fuckers

 >>/127936/
Good job bert, also you only have to recharge the strapon like once a month and the proprietary charger works well, can wholly recommend it

 >>/127943/
Not a proprietary charger. Also works for me Shokz headphones (which I recommend to all riders and runners)

 >>/127937/
Fucken, grosse bruste wallah

Made the last velogames team of the season. I made it above 100000 points and won the national velogambling championships of /cyc/ & /bert/. Mission accomplished.

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 >>/127942/
ayo what the hell is that
and what do you need a hr strap for anyways, your hr is always low you could just tape a piece of paper that says "low" on the headunit in place of the noomber

 >>/127947/
at my ripe age it is to call the paramedics when my hr gets into heart attack territory (120bpm+)

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Veneto Cyclassics OFFICIAL /bet/

> McNulty 3.75
> Scaroni 7
> Charmpig 8
> Cosnefroy 12
> Wellens 13
> Abrahamsen 15
> Hirschi 19
> Chrsiten 19
> Strong 26
> Sivakov 26
> Covid 29
> Koller 29
> Rondel 34
> Adria 34
> Fancellu 34
> Berhet 51
> Vendrame 51
> Velasco 51
> Hermans 51
...
> Morgado 101
> Teuns 151
> Mifsud 301
> Cepeda 501

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Nippon Cup OFFICIAL /bet/

> Healy 3.5
> Simmons 4.5
> Eetvelt 7
> Schmid 8
> Berckmoes 9
> Matthews 13
> Gualdi 17
> Maisonobe (?) 21
> Jegat 21
> Borgo 26
> Delettre 34
> Nerurkar 34
> Tiberi 41
> Sombrero 41
...
> Dati 67
> Valter 151
> Bonnet 301
> Arashiro 601
> Simmons 501
> Masuda 1001
> Yamamoto 1001
> Yamamoto 1001

 >>/127950/
wait, this is a real race and not some saitama crit?

 >>/127951/
It's a real race

 >>/127951/
pretty cool one too, how have you missed it

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I think /bert/ should make it their mission for this winter season to surpass their femme in absolute watts in their respective power category

i.e. sub 275watters try to beat kwabsi, sub 310w boys try to beat demi and sub 370ers try to beat marlen

 >>/127954/
What's realini's watts

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 >>/127954/
> higher ftp than fini
it's fini

 >>/127956/
> Estimated FTP: unknown
we only know these 3 women the entire rest is an enigma

 >>/127957/
you have 4 months to beat demi (she grows stronger as well)

 >>/127957/
I thought you were above demi these days

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 >>/127960/
maybe in the spring I get close but not after off season (aka summer heat dome season)

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And it's not after a 60 minute effort either, it's intervals.icu guesstimation from like 10 minute effort

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 >>/127962/
you can take the 40min effort if you want

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 >>/127962/
all this guesstimation garbage must be a gain goblin because it makes you think you're achieving more than you really do and in turn you work less hard which leads to less real gains.

 >>/127949/
I don't like this McNulty psyop. Hope tismbert falls for it.

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 >>/127963/
i REALLY don't want to
 >>/127964/
true, my best Alpe du Rape effort was about 285 watts average

My pet peeve is looking through the zwift training plans
Boy those get worse each year (even though that was previously thought impossible)

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 >>/127967/
wait until you hit the real redpill that is realizing all training plans are garbage

 >>/127967/
> here's a 30 minute workout where we work all 9 zones at different RPM's
> boomers fall for this

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All training plans are garbage if they don't involve dopage

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been saying that for a long time

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 >>/127969/
I just pick a climb portal and go nuts

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 >>/127972/
My winter season """"training plan""" involves doing three type of rides:
> finding a climb and going full gas (maybe twice if it's shorter)
> a race, but not a flat one
> z2 spin

and one week of doing only vo2max efforts to please the finbert

that's about it

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I posted those HR figures specifically for you

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my FTP seems to only be able to go up if im doing a hard climb or sprinting, nothing i do on the flats does anything for it

(i might be plateau-ing help)

Heh, 1-4 and 6 for Euskaltel on the first stage of mighty Clásica Provincia de Chiriquí

 >>/127976/
European pro tour teams vs some local club shitters doesn't sound fair. How come the sudaca dopeur teams didn't send some teams to the bufferzone between south and burger america?

memco is also racing tomorrow, he's doing the chrono des nations, can't let Küng win that race.

 >>/127977/
theyre busy in the dopage factory

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Chrono des Nations OFFICIAL /bet/

> Evenepoel 1.062
> Kung 17
> Vine 21
> Cavagna 29
> Segaert 34
> Bjerg 51
> De Comble 51
> Cattaneo 81
> Giaimi 301
> Le Roux 601
> Tuuk 601

 >>/127977/
Acktually there is another ProTeam there: Nippo Vini Fantini. But they suck so much I doubt the Giro will invite them if Bardiani doesn't make it. MBH Bank is probably hoping

 >>/127937/
two retarded youths (16 & 19 y/o) thought it would be funny to have a robot harass women in public, and to live stream the whole thing to get attention on the internet

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 >>/127982/
>  thought it would be funny to have a robot harass women in public
But it was funny. I've been laughing about it for days. I mean, come on, it's in a wife beater with a gold chain and mustache. It's beyond hilarious.

Captain America big in Japan

WIDAR is quite good if you don't make him go TT or downhill.

 >>/127985/
he's said himself he doesn't really want to be a GC man but interviewers keep pushing it
he's a puncheur and that's it

> Warren Barguil does not recognize himself in the stories about Picnic and PostNL: "I never would have returned if the management had been toxic."

top kek, dude's been stealing a wage for the past 3 years ofcourse he'll defend his masters

shantytown of ayuso, millions paid to lose to tjotta and brenner

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Reminder that Ayuso is doing Guangxi.

 >>/127985/
He's a world tour stage winner now.

remco rides again today

 >>/127991/
Euskatel and MBH sending their 3 finest TT'ers to get points too