/bert/ - ciclismo

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do you believe that this man can win the yellow jersey?

heh remco, how about you do the Giro next season.
> inb4 it ends up in another Giro di Remco disaster

jonas kwabbengard

reee, fucking useless jappe at the tour pick
but those were some nice or even epic victories for grug

Chute vingegaard

 >>/128720/
Jaspe breakaway win was like the best tour stage.

Chute Lipowitz

Suicide attempt by Kuss

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> Remember this for roubaix yes my slave

 >>/128726/
> Best I can give you is 4th RVV

looks so flat so far
this better not be another 3rd week meme

Pau... Home

holy lame

Comfy Bretagne.

If every French person spoke like this everyone would understand everything everytime.
But it feels a bit like x0.75.

Cardiff stage looks fun

Finally some norf action

 >>/128734/
Might be there for the saint michel stage

unrelated to cyclibg but Belgium about to set a new WR for backyard ultra distance just one loop away they’re at round 119 (which is current WR)

Profiles are up on PCS.

> Grand colombier
more like grand nothing ever happens

 >>/128737/
Well, only for GB.

Sallanches stage looks kino

 >>/128728/
Alpes look nice

Pau, what a surprise

It's a good route

 >>/128743/
Sprinters in suicide watch

 >>/128736/
> 4.167 mile loop
quite a backyard, mine's not that big I'm afraid

 >>/128744/
There's like 7 sprints

That one's not easy

 >>/128736/
I find this activity do dumb, if you're going to torture your body atleast run through kino scenery

 >>/128746/
Humm trough. Actually punchers on suicide watch

 >>/128749/
true*, kek

and how exactly isn't the tour already decided after the alps?

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it is what it is

 >>/128751/
There is no solution against this, just accept pogiwinslol and make good stages

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 >>/128752/
I don't like it

 >>/128755/
Why? Need more pogi climbs solo for 30 minutes?
It's a fun mix

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 >>/128756/
just don't like
simple as

 >>/128752/
Meh indeed.

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At least to doubts about picking a true fat sprinter.

 >>/128751/
The earlier the tour is decided, the more chances for breakaway shenanigans

 >>/128752/
is this the most catered to as possible Remco tour? I think this is best shot

 >>/128759/
What about two fat sprinters though heh

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 >>/128762/
There is an interesting paradox in Velogambling where the more sprinters you take, the lower your odds of actually picking the single sprinter who consistently scores points

 >>/128762/
Depends how fat Mads Pe will arrive hehe.

 >>/128763/
Pick a big one and then scrounge for a guy that will sprint for 9th in the unclassed dungheap

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> Bertha was a prostitute working at Crippled Kate's in Novigrad during 1272. Despite some looking down on such a line of work, Bertha enjoyed her job and was putting away savings to one day own her own brothel.

 >>/128766/
Tour de Toussaint

 >>/128767/
sun, wine and ciclismo
fund it

 >>/128752/
how skinned and gutted are we feeling, fishbros?

 >>/128766/
literally me

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 >>/128770/
i always suspected you were a prostitute

 >>/128768/
Roach brand bikes.

 >>/128771/
t-they were making me things I didn't want to do today

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 >>/128765/
FUCK SPRINTERS

that is all, thank you

 >>/128765/
RUSSO Clement

 >>/128774/
I'm sorry this is a body positive general.

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Rumors are they will invite Burgos this time because Prudhomme HATES Unibet hehehe

 >>/128775/
Yes, ballerini is another one that mixes in

 >>/128778/
To be fair tietememe brought nothing to that weak giro field. Can't remember a single time they did something other than fail to leadout greenstreets

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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/rudi-kemna-na-zwaar-ongeluk-en-lange-operatie-aan-betere-hand/

Well that's some strange timing: Picnic PostNL manager Rudi Kemna falls off roof and breaks back, neck, sternum and ribs

 >>/128780/
Well they had one perfect leadout and then everyone chuted hehe

 >>/128782/
Tusveld was seen biking from the scene but was soon dropped by the police peleton

 >>/128782/
sources saying a certain M. TUSVELD was spotted in the area

 >>/128774/
tdf sprints > tdf mountain stages unironically

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here we go again

> Tour 2027: Evenepoel and Seixas could challenge Pogačar on this route

> With a Tour route that breaks decisively from the well-trodden paths of recent years, the organizers hope to avert another stifling, one-sided victory by Tadej Pogačar. Featuring 71 kilometers of individual time trials, the 2027 route appears to play primarily to the strengths of Remco Evenepoel—though the stage schedule is equally advantageous for the French prodigy Paul Seixas.

every year and then he take 2 minutes on hilly stage just because he can

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paypigged rouvy for a month
50% discount

 >>/128789/
why do you pay for these apps

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 >>/128790/
to get to ride routes i will apparently never get to ride irl (aka anything outside of czech'em)
besides, is 7 eur that much money in belgium?

 >>/128791/
you actually watch your screen?

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 >>/128792/
i cant r*pe without stimuli

 >>/128793/
I just watch a movie or tv unless I'm doing a race
all that time on zwift and you just watch your little dude ride up a mountain with 2002 graphics?

for me it's FLYING IN REAL LIFE with absurd tailwind we don't talk about headwind

for berts who want to paypig some Castelli this winter:

LIKEAPRO30 for 30% off

 >>/128796/
Besides not needing anything, they can't command premium prices with offshoring more of their production to China. There are smaller brands that produce in the EU (which means Romania heh) that aren't much more expensive.

 >>/128793/
Nothing beats watching a CX race while on the rape machine for me.

 >>/128797/
very true words, I ain't buying from euro brands that don't produce in yurop.

 >>/128797/
i'm surprised bertaczek isn't shilling KALAS more

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 >>/128794/
Yes
Majority of my rides are either races or intervals
In the rare ocassion of doing some sloppy z2, i might watch some shekelvision, but i dont ride z2 often since I am not autistic

I ride bioracer, 90% produced in romania

 >>/128803/
mywhoosh (free) has one with dopacar

 >>/128804/
i wonder if it's part of their contract or if it is hard to say no to some extra money for no effort

 >>/128805/
it's part of their contract, they have an entire section of "UAE" workouts
also isn't rouvy owned by zwift now? shouldn't that be the same subscription

 >>/128799/
I can live with Assos producing in North Africa or Castelli used to make their stuff in Bosnia and Moldova. I can go to Decathlon if I wanted a cheaper made in China kit.
 >>/128800/
He's a Gobik ambassador, proudly made on Spain and using African models to showcase their jerseys. 
 >>/128803/
Would piss in a bidon to not miss the event heh

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grugbros... shouldn't have won that ompoop

 >>/128805/
from what I know, unless there's an actual camera going on, it's sometimes not even the actual rider but a teammate/friend

 >>/128808/
Del Toro won 3 world tour GCs, podium'd+white jersey at the Tour, won Montreal (zonder UCI rainbows) and Deutschlandtour. Dude needs a big victory like GT and/or monument without pogi as ultra domestique I guess.

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 >>/128806/
>  shouldn't that be the same subscription

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piggies finna pay to race on zwift and ride on rouvy 
two subscriptions running concurrently throughout fall, winter and early spring. Then they also pay the wahoo subscription so the r*per connects to the computer. Then they also pay for virtual+ to unlock the virtual shifter and cog (1 sub for rouvy, another one for zwift).

 >>/128812/
bertacek is the jersusalemware king

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Oh thanks for reminding me, I wanted to paypig that rechargeable strapon

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> I'm convinced that 95% of people with HRMs that they think are bad are throwing away perfectly good devices. It is always people changing the batteries and not discharging the circuit.
are you discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries?

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 >>/128815/
> discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries

 >>/128812/
You forgot paying for TrainingPeaks for training planning and TrainerRoad for daily workouts.

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The only subscription I can approve of is intervals.icu, I wouldn't even need any of its features

 >>/128815/
I don't know where my hrm is I think I have one in a drawer somewhere but last time I checked I didn't even find it ..

 >>/128819/
good luck riding in ketosis then

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in honor of bertrand leaving montpellier

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Good workout that

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 >>/128820/
does anyone really do that? Serious question

 >>/128752/
4 MTF and one of those is only a 3km climb, kinda disappointing 

the second TT is funny

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 >>/128823/
Bonk connoisseurs I would assume

 >>/128823/
britschizo

 >>/128823/
SHAN'T be riding without carbs
for me, it's a dinner of potatoes, cheese, and veggie springrolls

 >>/128826/
for what purpose

 >>/128828/
There is no purpose

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lol, lmao even