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2027 Tour edition

> Current and upcoming road races

22.10 11:00 CEST Tour de France 2027 presentation

> CX races

24.10 HG Cross Heerderstrand (C2)
25.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross (C1)
01.11 X2O Trofee Oudenaarde - Koppenbergcross (C1)
05.11 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross (C1)
08.11 UEC European Championships Zeddam (CC)
11.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross (C1)
14.11 Superprestige Merksplas - Aardbeiencross (C1)
15.11 X2O Trofee Hamme-Zogge - Bollekescross (C1)
21.11 HG Cross Lokeren - Rapecross (C2)
22.11 X2O Trofee Beringen - be-MINE Cross (C1)
27.11 UCI World Cup Ostrava (CDM)
29.11 UCI World Cup Tabor (CDM)

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https://firstcycling.com/

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https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

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https://cyclingtiz.live/
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> Bertha was a prostitute working at Crippled Kate's in Novigrad during 1272. Despite some looking down on such a line of work, Bertha enjoyed her job and was putting away savings to one day own her own brothel.















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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/rudi-kemna-na-zwaar-ongeluk-en-lange-operatie-aan-betere-hand/

Well that's some strange timing: Picnic PostNL manager Rudi Kemna falls off roof and breaks back, neck, sternum and ribs






> Tour 2027: Evenepoel and Seixas could challenge Pogačar on this route

> With a Tour route that breaks decisively from the well-trodden paths of recent years, the organizers hope to avert another stifling, one-sided victory by Tadej Pogačar. Featuring 71 kilometers of individual time trials, the 2027 route appears to play primarily to the strengths of Remco Evenepoel—though the stage schedule is equally advantageous for the French prodigy Paul Seixas.

every year and then he take 2 minutes on hilly stage just because he can









 >>/128796/
Besides not needing anything, they can't command premium prices with offshoring more of their production to China. There are smaller brands that produce in the EU (which means Romania heh) that aren't much more expensive.










 >>/128799/
I can live with Assos producing in North Africa or Castelli used to make their stuff in Bosnia and Moldova. I can go to Decathlon if I wanted a cheaper made in China kit.
 >>/128800/
He's a Gobik ambassador, proudly made on Spain and using African models to showcase their jerseys. 
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Would piss in a bidon to not miss the event heh





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piggies finna pay to race on zwift and ride on rouvy 
two subscriptions running concurrently throughout fall, winter and early spring. Then they also pay the wahoo subscription so the r*per connects to the computer. Then they also pay for virtual+ to unlock the virtual shifter and cog (1 sub for rouvy, another one for zwift).



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> I'm convinced that 95% of people with HRMs that they think are bad are throwing away perfectly good devices. It is always people changing the batteries and not discharging the circuit.
are you discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries?



























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The 65th Internacional Vuelta Ciclistica a Guatemala starts today with some BIG names on the startlist!

> Jhonatan CHAVES
> Bill COLORADO
> Ignacio de Jesus MUNIZ
> Gayver CUCK
> Christopher Robin JURADO
> Bolivar ESPINOZA
> Gerson TOC
> Daniel Andres BONILLA
> David ALARCON
> Sergio ARIAS
> Lukas BLANCO
> Jose Ramon MUNIZ























































and might as well start having a fever:
19/01 Santos Tour Down Under
31/01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men
15/02 UAE Tour
27/02 Omloop Nieuwsblad ME
06/03 Strade Bianche
07/03 Paris-Nice
08/03 Tirreno-Adriatico
20/03 Milano-Sanremo
22/03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya
24/03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME


















I'm just giving up on this for now, hope the chinks will keep the burgers and soon the taiwanese honest, the limits will not get rugpulled and the prices will eventually drop.
Not paying FUCKING 7 thousands of euros for 32GB of VRAM.
Seen a full rig with two 48ers for 10000 euro, not sure how legit, maybe maybe for me, but still not pulling the trigger on it.
Need get a secure job first. "Secure" hehe, that means probably more than one at a time.



































> Marlen Reusser is advocating for a name change for the Tour de France. In her view, the race should be known in the future as the "Tour de France Hommes." This would bring its naming in line with the "Tour de France Femmes."

top kek, on this episode of deluded women


















































































Anyway my PhD defense went well on Friday, the opponent was strict and posed some difficult questions but wasn't an asshole. Lots of good speeches at the celebration dinner afterwards, lots of good wine and beer, at home around 5AM quite drunk. Feeling quite good now, no more unnecessary stress about this (or at least after the opponent has mailed me his statement on whether I will graduate with honours or not)


 >>/129034/
Not justified, current Sram E1 is a very good group. Good braking and shifting, very good ergonomics, easy to install and mix and match components, no wiring is a plus, very durable chainrings and chains and cassettes etc.












In a hypothetical scenario when I would like to take me bike abroad for a week, I would prefer to take just one bike and two sets of wheels, instead of taking two bikes.

For 99% of me rides in Czech'em, road bike is fine unless I purposedly go to rampas in the mountains, so that's not an issue.

Hope that makes sense.
Alternatively I can paint it too.














> Uno-X Mobility general manager Thor Hushovd has just confirmed to TV2 that there has been contact with Jonas Vingegaard. He admitted that “there have been some contacts” with Vingegaard, confirming that the rumours are not coming out of nowhere.

> However, a potential deal would be complicated, especially because of Vingegaard’s salary. Hushovd suggested that bringing a Danish company into the project could help make such a move possible.




























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> Bertina's entire family staying with us in my tiny apartment
> Her dad and stepmom on pullout in living room
> Her mom in my office
> Her brother in baby's nursery
> Everyone decides to go to bed at 8pm for some fucking reason and there's nowhere for me to go because baby sleeping in our room
> Go to sleep at 8pm because there's nothing else to do but scroll on phone in bathroom
> Go for stroll in the morning with baby
> See hundreds of road bikers coming and going from local Gran Fondo
> Remember that my "long ride" this year has been like 75 minutes
Jesus christ this is hell. This is beyond hell.











































Speaking of food, bought me mum this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remoska
> small portable electric oven with the cooking element housed in the lid of a pot
Do you guys have anything similar in you're cuntries?











 >>/129144/
Seven people including an infant plus a dog in a tiny apartment. I know this is how people used to live but this is beyond hell for me. I'm not coming back from the cyc office. Please forward me your toughest projects.





















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> The fastest time of the day at the British Hill Climb Championships on Sunday was set not by the elite champion, but by 16-year-old Decathlon CMA CGM junior Ezra BATEMAN, who blasted up the 6.6km climb in Somerset faster than anyone else.

> BATEMAN, who rides for Decathlon's U19 team, stopped the clock at 14:31.9, fractions of a second faster than the fastest elite rider, Ed LAVERACK, who completed the climb in 14:32.1, as well as prolific hill climbing fraud, Andrew FEATHER.



























 >>/129146/
I feel you bert, hope all the relatives will be gone soon. That sounds like absolute hell
For me things are also going bad, my wife and I have both been very exhausted throughout this summer/fall with the baby and kid and the defense party seemed like the last straw for bertina, she hasn't been able to sleep at all after that, is absolutely broken mentally, and today we checked her in to the mental ward. I'm going to spend the next 1-2 weeks at home with the baby, hopefully I won't be a complete mental case afterwards when my wife gets back home





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The post-natal depression part was already in the summer, this is probably from just being utterly spent and sleep deprived for months on end. But yeah hopefully it will help her. The older kid can't really be offloaded though because she's already so confused and sad about mommy not being here, so I am all the more important for her now. Grandparents can hopefully come here to help a bit though

 >>/129201/
Sleep deprivation is so hard. Things will get better, you've done this before. 

I get plenty of sleep but still find myself getting set off easily these days. I think there's just no bandwidth left at a certain point. 

Anyway, I hope all you other Berts are not put off by Finnbert and I. Hopefully Tismbert can patch things up with that fertile religious fundamentalist.





















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Usually I am adding it to porridge, not drinking it as hot chocolate.
Lately I have been going with leave porridge and fruit in milk overnight, eat cold.
Hot is prone to burning and the mess is bigger to clean from the, hehe, rondel.

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If it's rolled oats I just add hot milk, then leave the bowl covered with a plate until I decide it's fine. I don't like it with cocoa. I add sugar, fruits, coconut shavings, etc. and butter.

Also we call hot chocolate simply cocoa. And I usually make and drink it cold.














GRANADOS BONILLA kept his GC jersey but his GC lead dwindled to but 30 seconds
CHAVES TORRES who one the stage jumped to 6th overall
Absolute knucklehead tactics from Nu Colombia therefore continues





















































 >>/129291/
Needless to say, I am not very confident in the pinchazo resistance of these tyres, especially on surfaces completely covered with whatever fell from trees.
First thing in the spring I will get those Contis you recommended








 >>/129292/
some tiny twig or whatever got flung into my rear wheel and subsequently annihilated between spokes and chainstays, fucking hate riding over leaf covered paths you just don't know what horrors await you underneath the blanket




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I upset papa merz today by not working so I offset this evil deed by paying lots of sugar tax in the next couple months 
> This board asks new visitors to make a few text-only posts first before uploading files. Join in, get settled, then files will be available.
I've been posting aplenty swine















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Yeah I'd suggest instead of doing 3min rests because some AI says you should do it is that you take as long as you need to feel adequately rested and motivated for your next interval. No ERG mode, just ride maximum sustainable power for the given duration and number of sets. Some drop off in power is fine though, like 445-440-435-435-425 or whatever.




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Njal wins, putting daylight on the likes like DHONDT, SABER, H., or FARM WATTS
How do you think it feels for the other lads? They are probably doping as well, certainly cheating with weight ins etc., then they get humbled by this norwegian twink who has 10kg of extra upperbody muscles just to flex on them.







































> Red Bull launches ambitious new project in search for cycling’s next superstars
> Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe is making a major investment in cyclocross as part of its efforts to develop the next generation of cycling talent. In an interview with WielerFlits, former Belgian national coach Sven Vanthourenhout explains the thinking behind the project, the financial commitment involved and why the German WorldTour team is taking its first steps into cyclocross.

> For years, riders such as Mathieu van der Poel, Wout van Aert, Tom Pidcock and Thibau Nys have demonstrated the benefits of combining different cycling disciplines. Their success on the road, built partly on foundations established in cyclocross and mountain biking, has encouraged teams to look beyond traditional development pathways.
> Under the guidance of Vanthourenhout, the team has established a cyclocross programme focused initially on junior talent. World champion Delano Heeren, Lars Peers, Matteo Gualtieri and Benjamin Huber are among the first riders involved.

















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that atlas mountain race was metal iirc he chutes on ice into a river on a mountain and later perishes to sand in his lungs in the desert
almost all these races are suffer kino, I watched some in the morning at """work""" when I arrive 2h before everyone else

So I thought it is about time to give my mtb chain a mineral gasoline bath.
Splish splash, it's all black of course, to the loo it goes (sorry, it's mineral gasoline, not tiny cute turtle killer 3000, I already pay way too much for garbage and waste disposal which I need to fraction myself, to bother collecting this and driving to some waste disposal point).
Of coursh I have forgotten the quicklink is in there, flushed it as well.
I have a spare chain but it was meant to wait until I have the revelation to switch my bb and crank which I also already have sitting in a box, lurking, waiting.

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It was so easy I am sure I have did something wrong. Double checked only the directions in which have the unscrew stuff with some force.
Bet I will need a little distance ring or something, but for now this looks great. 
New top km/h unlocked tomorrow, went from 30 teeth to 36.
































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> Chinese officials said staff swiftly cordoned off the affected areas, disinfected the site through the end of the day, removed contaminated equipment and arranged to replace the carpet once the event was over, according to the South China Morning Post.
> But the cleanup apparently couldn’t keep pace with the mess. Participants and spectators reported that poop was left smeared on equipment and across the track after Wietrzyk suffered a bout of fecal incontinence, causing several athletes to fall.
> causing several athletes to fall
She literally took out the competition by spraying her shit all over the track and shared equipment and then she won, LMAO.




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It VILL be, I was inclined to go have a look at the other side of the border but it is either going over the very basic trail (which still will be muddy but that's fine) or trying not to slide on your arse on anything slightly less frequented.









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Spaniards are fucking crazy man. Signage didn't work so traffic control was like alright just go on and pass at NORMAL SPEED. It is also the duty of the træen driver to say no fuck you we're not doing that btw. Traffic control is usually only interested in avoiding delays so you have to tell them to fuck off sometimes. You are responsible for the safety of your passengers. It happens sometimes that you have to pass a red sign but it is built into the system here that you can't go faster than 20 km/h while doing that. In Spain apparently they are like whatever it'll be fine








 >>/129431/
Seen some plausible takes about the joos having revenge for Spanish diplomatic involvement on the side of Palestine.
They have security contracts with Renfe and Alstom.
It is tinfoily but tell me about pagers being spiked with explosives some time ago and I'd look at you like you're larping a bit too hard with the anti-jew thing.













Me mum came back from Olomuc, brought with me twarożki, apparently a guy I know from me old neighborhood was driving the boomer escapade again.
Now it also looks like he talked with me mum and decided that he wants what 
I will have.
He didn't know twarożki are stinkers. Put them in his van, went out for an hour, came back.
Left the car open and stayed in it until afternoon to vent the stink, kek.

















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I could 700w or 3 hours anytime I wanted
I could make it a thousand watts too. I don't know if anything's stopping me from making it 2 (two) kilowatts. 
That's the cool thing about power numbers and virtual riding, it's not real and you can do anything you want. Make it up as you wish

just for the sake of ending this stupid argument: the QOM on Ventoux was set by Kasia this year at 1h06min

Illi Gardner, hillclimber woman from the UK, has spot #4 above Kimberly Le Court (Pienaar), who set hers during TDFF - the brit woman had an average power of 233w at 1m68 in height, for a duration of 1h09 minutes for that segment

holding 252w for 3 hours at that weight of (supposed) 45kg, and probably being a bit shorter, means she is the either the most doped woman existing on earth considering her power should be even higher at a 1h10m effort or this story is just a flat out lie with a broken powermeter

https://www.strava.com/activities/14600331491#3362089546384055642



some vismoid named Loe van BELLE went to BEAT CC p/b Saxo (CT), the team that sold the BeasterBoss to the heinous slavers of PicNig- for two thousand euros.
I wonder what how much he makes there..










step 1: play guatemala video in external video 
step 2: hide bottom part of video, so you don't have to watch the non-stop sudaca ads (mexican restaurant in NYC??? wtf, do they know where their marketing money is going?) 
profit





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BOTSWANA CYCLING’S FIRST REPORTED DOPING CASE INVOLVES 19-YEAR-OLD
> Botswana’s up-and-coming bike racer Ryana Kenaope, 19, has returned an adverse analytical finding for prednisolone, the Botswana National Olympic Committee (BNOC) has confirmed.
> The BNOC said the sample was collected during in-competition testing on Sunday 06 September 2026, the date of the Morupule CEO’s Annual Charity Cycle Challenge where she finished first in the 90km women’s U23 category.












 >>/129486/
You know, I've been pondering it. She rides a Zwift Bike, power numbers are probably correct. I'm likely just underestimating her weight. 

After all, how often do you think I, as a burger, even sees a woman under 90 kg??


























My mum came to help with the baby today and I had a few hours  just by myself and decided to go to the gym to get some exercise in (no riding since Monday, rip). I did my usual leg work, squats and DL and single leg leg press, all strong. But then I decided to do bench which I haven't done at all in years since all I've done is cycling. Oh man am I scrawny these days, 2x5x60kg was proper tough. Just 5 years ago I did 3x5x92,5kg no problem. I am barely stronger than my wife. At least narrow upper body is aero I guess










 >>/129529/
I did 2 pure night road ride commutes and that scarred me good, I ain't ever riding in the night again
 >>/129535/
its really easy the only thing that might be a problem for you is that for first time inflation you need a pump that pushes high enough volume for the tire to seat

 >>/129535/
I thought you had strong thoughts and feelings about tubeless after actually using it

It's not so bad. Honestly if I had a garage or some space to make a little mess I would probably still do it, it's just a bit of a pain in a small apartment to do tire maintenance




 >>/129529/
are you dual wielding normal light and headlamp or how do you do it? Some people here do night offroading until spring and from what I've seen they have multiple lamps with wireless controls on the handlebars for on/off and light intensity


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The wheels the Cube comes with - Newmen Advanced G.34 SJ Carbon - are Tubeless Ready
But I am not sure what it means for a new bike. I would expect
> tubeless rim tape installed
> some tube installed
> tubeless valve maybe in the package somewhere
> sealent job is on me

 >>/129543/
doesn't even have to mean tubeless rim tape installed, it just means that the rimbed has the shape to accommodate tubeless tires. All these wheels are tubeless ready these days but some come with normal rimtape and no valve either.
But some wheels and tires come with everything including sealant installed, you probably should ask them





 >>/129526/
The chest will come back easily, but these are kid weights aright kek, luckily chest is just an impediment for your/our """sport""", unless your are a female.
I have pulled my shoulder by sleeping awkwardly two months ago, it is getting better but still randomly hurts and I am still pulling faces when benching 60kg until it settles in.











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it was me first "night" ride and just had proper light on the handlebars (lupine nano sl with massive akku) there was no need for headlamp as of now. the bluetooth button thing to control the light intensity of course was out of battery the moment it got actually dark
























 >>/129584/
if anything, r*nning is a blessing for cycling, as it allows you to pick up the same sports nutrition for much cheaper (as you can force cyclists to paypig harder as opposed to r*nners)

anyway, lovely fog out this morning, time for a gravel ride


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weather is shit enough that you don't really feel like doing anything outside but at the same time it's also too good to not do anything because we damn well know that months of actually bad shit weather are coming soon and then I WISHED I could have 6 degrees overcast mild cool breeze right now
sipping the mug of you know what









































 >>/129628/
nothing here either
ironically only protest was recently because our kosher government decided to get rid of /tv/ loicences

meanwhile, we continue to have western prices and eastern salaries and with home ownership being the least affordable in the entire EU (maybe Lisboa is worse)





















> Si Greg LeMond avait utilisé de l'EPO pour améliorer ses performances, il aurait « encore gagné deux Tours, facilement », jure-t-il. Invité de l'émission « Ravito » du Télégramme ce samedi, le triple vainqueur de la Grande Boucle (1986, 1989, 1990) est revenu sur les sombres heures du cyclisme et sur la figure de Lance Armstrong surtout, banni à vie et déchu de ses sept victoires au Tour de France après avoir reconnu s'être dopé.  J'ai vu sa VO2 max (volume maximal d'oxygène). Il était incapable de gagner le Tour

Lance bros?













 >>/129650/
>  >Si Greg LeMond avait utilisé de l'EPO pour améliorer ses performances, il aurait « encore gagné deux Tours, facilement », jure-t-il.
In other words, he's full of regret he didn't use EPO back in the day and that's why he's seething so hard?































It would be an interesting exercise to rate the women as they run by, and then plot it on a curve. I bet I could find the marathon pace that has the most attractive women.

The front runners are obviously gaunt and skeletal. The rear is fatties. I'm guessing around 3 hours is probably the sweet spot.








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reminds me that I gotta craft me a shorter base layer because right now it's too warm at the lower back where bibs, 'layer and jersey overlap, makes me sweat a lot there.
I think I'll get me another shirt and cut it off so it's a cropped tank top



In winter I do thicker t-shirt, thermal longsleeve, rashguard. 
In general -5C is when it starts to get questionable, gloves need to come on and some windblocker would be also handy.
Will try my old softshell this year, it is not exactly aero but it is not as roomy as any other of my regular jackets.



I'm trying to prepare the new thread. when I try posting it I get a 504 error and cloudflare telling me endchan.org not found. but I can perfectly open this thread and post. I try again on endchan.net. if that doesn't work we're stuck here.

ah, there we go. endchan.net is down, but endchan.org is still up. can't make a new thread when endchan.net is down, but you can still post in existing threads when endchan.org is up. the more you know.
























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