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Ardennes edition

> Current and upcoming races:

20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
19.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
24.04 - 27.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege Femmes 1.WWT
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege 1.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

> last thread:

 >>/995/
Wow, it actually auto-locks at 1000 posts.

 >>/2014/
In most races (with or without Pogi, classic or stage race) there is always only one or two useful domestiques in that team. They've never been brilliant, but UAE domestique work this year hasn't been great.









now, now, we'll probably need a 2nd thread before the end of LBL, so we only need to decide which one to use now and which one to use later

 >>/2031/
Ardennes includes Amstel which is  no longer accurate, therefore Fleche + Liege Bastongne Liege is an accurate thread for the coming races. Also posted first. Also a cooler looking thumb.













































Yes, I am sure Gods of ciclismo will look benevolently on me after not picking satan for this. I would like to finally stop having my guys chute.





















Looks like the biggest gap in an edition that wasn't decided by a solo or a vaery small group since  at least 1969.

 >>/2092/
He would've finished at least top 3 if he rode for himself. He looked really strong today.






> Nys
> Memco
> Toilet
> Laurance
> Allah
> Scaroni (+16)
> Van Eetvelt
> Van Gils (most fraudulent award)
> DNF
> Her/she
And many, many more.





This evening Pogacar will have the highest amount of UCI points in his career so far. There's a good chance he will never reach that amount again unless he has a better grand tour season than 2024








 >>/2110/
If I'm not mistaken, he'll be awfully close to holding the same amount of UCI points as the next three riders combined (Remco, Grug and Roglic).

13650 vs 13727

 >>/2111/
Claims to be german, it is a coincidence if it is a german getting the same flag as the mod on /sp/. The quite uncalled for instant hatred of me is telling, as well as the clear lack of transparency in previous thread when it was called for. I would like more details about our overlord, especially when he's beginning to abuse his powers. I've done the utmost the remain anon and prevent the rampant attacks and gossiping my presence causes. Yet he goes as far to point me out and make it a thing? Despite having a nonchalant "I don't care dude make a ticket" attitude....

Yeah idk about this guy honestly, knowing jannies they love power. And it would make sense to me that an /sp/ janny wants to maintain power so creates another board to moderate. The way he banned that burger for coming in with big criticism was pretty suspect, that wasn't fignon spacker either I don't think. Maybe the swedish flag is a coincidence, but who knows. I also asked for clarifications on how this will be moderated so I can be mindful of what I can post, like gamer words etc. 




 >>/2121/
Benoit is a good alternative for Skjelly, although he did not freeze to death didn't look like a heavy chute.

There is still one more finish to come, where my cute little retard surely won't get kwabbed, on the one finish that works well for all her advantages and completely hides all her weaknesses.

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I don't even want to bother making a race post for Vuelta Asturias, but their homepage is pretty nice compared to the Belgian races. Sabgal still has to submit their team list. other than that it's basically a training camp for UAE and Movistar.


 >>/2125/
No, it would surely make the sport dip in popularity and money, make all the performative concern trolls do a death dance around the corpse of what was and it would be back to normal in a two, three years. Until a new Dopacar arrives and cycle of life gets into the new-old phase.














Pogacar doesn't even produce lactate. Also absolutely fucking wild how fresh he looked at the end there. Dropped the hammer and looked absolutely fine at the top. Whatever they put this guy on, I want some.



Yeah Pogacar strong, but puncheurs seem to be a dying breed. Is it really just GC guys taking their opportunities away by making races too hard and also having a better kick these days, or is there some other reason?














Yeah, but I still don't think anyone will be at Demi's level in the mountains, so she'll win big soon. Also, no SD Worx betrayal debuff.



Benoot really is Visma's third best point-scorer of the season while never being sole leader and only once being a proper co-leader.








Came 4th on today's goomble without even changing the team, epic win for me of course. Although I have no idea how he got my flag correct.

Proper English grammar even in short sentences, English naming styles, picking *nglos when there are more obvious non-Anglo picks.










 >>/2177/
The only surprising thing about this guy is that he seemingly isn't here. Then again, schizos being schizos, I also wouldn't be surprised if he was with a completely different persona.















 >>/2192/
I have winter long bibs but in the summer I need to ride as naked as possible without going full Cipo or son of Abraham considering my butt in regular short shorts starts to feel the saddle at around 40km.
If it is possible I want to avoid regular summer bibs and all the extra fabric that comes with it.

Btw points are in, I am scraping and sending batsignals to Rusbert.












> “It was a very difficult race,” Evenepoel says. “It was also the first time I cycled in the rain again. I actually felt super good the whole day, that's why we set a very high pace with the team.”
> But then Evenepoel made a mistake, according to himself. “I took off my raincoat too early. That made me cold in the final and I lost energy. I can only blame myself for that. When Tadej went, my legs locked up. I can only blame that on the cold, because before that I felt super good.”
> Evenepoel is therefore confidently heading to Liège-Bastogne-Liège next Sunday. “The feeling was good and the team was good. That is only motivating for Sunday.”

RemKING sisters, we're so fucking back





Pogacar wins the Ronde + Fleche double for the second time
Last rider to do that was that dirty doper Argentin in 1990 
*spits*
But poga did it clean which makes it even more impressive
Lel
> watching this garbage unironically







 >>/2206/
> pogi fucking obliterates everyone 
> 'i couldnt follow only because i took off my rain coat too early'
im sure the fucking raincoat is what cost him 20 seconds on the mur




> 1. 26 years old
> 2. 23 years old
> 3. 25 years old
> 4. 21 years old
> 5. 24 years old
> 6. 25 years old
> 7. 22 years old
> 8. 22 years old
> 9. 25 years old
> 10. 25 years old

boomer bros are we done for?











 >>/2231/
we have sound here and I adapted your race posting format to make use of the color options and that you can post several files in the same post.

here's the template for tomorrows stage of the tour of the alps.

Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
Stage 4’’’
Sillian - Obertilliach
162.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/stage-4/live

Road Book:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1743578922/Roadbook-2025/Roadbook-2025.pdf?_i=AA

Technical Book:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1744642308/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2.pdf?_i=AA

Current Leaders:
+STORER Michael/+
$CICCONE Giulio/$
@PICKERING Finlay/@
~SEIXAS Paul/~

Streams:'
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / RAI / ORF / L'Équipe
13:35 CET''

which results in the following:

Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)
'''Stage 4’’’
Sillian - Obertilliach
162.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/stage-4/live

Road Book:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1743578922/Roadbook-2025/Roadbook-2025.pdf?_i=AA

Technical Book:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1744642308/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2/GUIDA_TECNICA_LEGGERO_DEF-2.pdf?_i=AA

Current Leaders:
STORER Michael
CICCONE Giulio
PICKERING Finlay
SEIXAS Paul

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / RAI / ORF / L'Équipe
13:35 CET











the impressive thing is that Jan Christen was involved in that chute and then flew up Cherave to blow up the peloton for Pogi and still finished 13th.



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as a welcome gift, I'll add the template for Vuelta Asturias. also Sabgal neither sending Nych nor Reis.


Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo (2.1)
Stage 1
Oviedo - Llanes
163.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2025/stage-1/live

Road Book:
https://lavueltaasturias.com/sdc_download/2287/?key=gbui5ri3lllwr4dy6zsiyziqddueot

Official Vuelta Asturias Symphony:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cxSob5vT3bk

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
??? / ???
13:35 CET






I have a sneaky suspicious irishbert is amongst us but he's just staying incognito for his own amusement, whilst worrying us sick. What is he like haha

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>  I don't know at the moment
>  Look, I already feel better about yesterday's feeling, but a lot will still have to be done by Sunday

Van Gils picker in shambles, please adjust for LBL or stay in the mud


Lads I cannot begin to describe how desolate this past week has been. You truly do not know what you have until its gone. Of course I missed /lit/ and /fa/ and so on in diminishing significance, but I almost instantly realized that there is no place on the internet for talking about cycling equivalent to /cyc/. My emotional nadir this past week was seeing "Remco draws strength from Islam," and Remco smoking Wout 1v1, and having nowhere to go post "mashallah."






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 >>/2261/
We can get Swissberts rich banker dad to lend us his heli, Rusbert knows how to fly because he was a pilot in Afghanistan. Berts rappelling off the side of the heli, maybe we'll have a few paraberts chuting down across the mountains to do patrols. 

SBS (special bert service)


 >>/2265/
I live close enough to ireland to go on a camping holiday and hammer roadside signs into the ground with a picture of his feet, living room and goombler team. And obviously a link to this site.

If we can pin down his training roads I'll embark on the quest, the expedition to save private Irishbert tomorrow. We can start with his ride profiles he'd post to identify which roads he trained on, also he posted a picture of a park he trained in so I'll hammer a sign in there too by the astroturf pitch.

If stalking is what it'll take, I'm all for it. I happen to possess those skills.


> lives in Ireland (supposedly)
> might actually be in Portugal
> around Dublin I think
> rides the inhumana rampas in what I assumed were the Wicklow Alps
there are not that many roads there, we could cover all the exits

























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Zdrastie nazad!

Rusbert got the message, I hoped after winning he would scroll just enough to see my team name.
Wonder if I have to put real names of the Finns into it for them to catch on.
Don't know Irishguy's real name though.





> “It actually started back in November with a knee injury caused by switching to new equipment. It wasn’t too serious at first, but I was still dealing with the aftermath of a heavy crash in the BEMER Cyclassics last season. I bruised my kidney and broke some ribs in that crash, so it was a bit of a false start. I had a good training camp in December, but when the time trial bikes arrived in January, the problems started all over again. My knee pain got much worse then, and I could barely do anything for three weeks.”

Mauro Schmid also had knee issues after switching from Soudal–Quick-Step to Jayco–AlUla, also due to the new equipment. Are you and the team now being more critical about that?

> Yeah, for sure. I don’t want to pat myself on the back, but especially the second time, when we started riding the new time trial bikes during training camp, I really didn’t think it was a good idea. You’re already doing long hours there, and that’s when issues can happen. But these things happen, and I think the team will learn from it. They’ll understand that it’s probably not the smartest move to do a 30-hour training week on a brand-new bike setup.”

Team kneepain gaining ground on team backpain this season







> Jonas Vingegaard will return to racing at the Critérium du Dauphiné, taking place from June 8 to 15. He will face Tadej Pogačar, who is also set to start in the race (Gazzetta).












for full clarity - schizo brit is currently postin A LOT with the Austrian flag, not that anybody starts thinking habsbert or stolen bike bert are now also mentally gone





 >>/2321/
I don't think it looks similar. Poels's bike looks like it's going on its own while Pog is visibly stomping the pedals. On a wet road on high gradients it's more effective to stay on the saddle

















 >>/2337/
Yes this is a better environment
> create /cyc/ threads for a month or two

> encourage migration

> ultimately give up on 4cuck


 >>/2338/
I don't believe we've crossed that bridge just yet, that was another burger



 >>/2337/
It is very comfy, also nice to have a whole board for ourselves. But we'll never get new people here... I mean it's not always a bad thing to get new frens: the polebert was a very good signing for example.


 >>/2342/
it’s true our reach will be forever limited to newfrens and I’ll follow wherever berts go.. I also understand that our janny doesn’t want to do this forever so you get that problem to.
Still it’s very nice here



 >>/2341/
network effect is brutal. alt chans can have so many quality of life features and in the end it doesn't matter if there is nobody posting there. Only a big general like /f1/ can pull that off being on a site I've never heard of before (wapchan if you were wondering). 
If there's a chan with an active sports board besides 4hack and sharty, we should consider joining them. Until then I enjoy our little bunker here.


 >>/2341/
Yes the tour threads seem to be a good start. It is difficult, I've seen this issue before. But cyc is more of a core poster thread and it's very uncommon to have a place to discuss without a name attached so I don't think it'll bleed users like the other groups I made/was part of. It could be up to us to create a slow cyc throughout the season, then post for the TdF on /sp/ as you say. I recall a lot of tourists, a lot. A 1 bert conversion rate a year would be enough because few ever leave I think. Therefore I don't think this is a particularly big issue.

We also need to convince Mou to finally join.

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 >>/2341/
 >>/2347/
Yep, active user number is only going to go down bar the one random endchan user stumbling here, posting and staying, maybe once a year.
Surely we're setting up an embassy, an Ellis Island, on neo-4chan but this thing here is tailored for the sekrit club of vetted knowers purpose. It will just run out of steam eventually, the circle of life never ceases to roll and fresh blood has to flow.
 >>/2342/
Sei troppo educato.



 >>/2351/
I do actually have belgian genes down the line so I am part of the club, I'm a waloon or flandrian or some shit. We shouldn't have geoflags, we should have genetic flags.

I don't like this new chan. Too messy layout, my custom css and blockers don't like it. I rather go back to 4chan where it's all familiar.
But I'm an autist so there's that.

Also, trying to migrate people never ever works.


I like it here too but the problem with some obscure site like this is that it can just disappear overnight and never come back. All our beautiful posts gone, like tears in rain



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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/donkere-wolken-boven-noodlijdend-arkea-bb-hotels-op-weg-naar-de-ondergang

According to HuBERT it is over. Arkea is gone, dead. First comment is a Wielerflits CHAD suggesting Vauquelin to Visma
















































> giro contenders wasting all their matches in the freezing alps
the real winner of this race is the catkiller for DNF'ing early, italian giro win looking good




























We still don't have the official stance on racism from our new overlord, the BO swede. I for one vote for racism to be acceptable and a non-bannable offence.







 >>/2441/
I would applaud any non-Pogicaca team which actually intends on competing.

Schizobrit grammar/phrasing check on that. I only realize how sloppy I am with my ESL when I get to see even simple verbs from Brits.




 >>/2444/
I think it would be better if he just made the guys that usually finish 5th-12th cheaper (currently arround 16 to 22 pts). Then you'd actually be able to maybe build a competitive team without being forced to blow more than two thirds of the budget on two riders.

However, this might cause a problem in races where the big boys don't appear and the top dogs are the 2nd/3rd tier guys. Honestly, this whole problem exists because of the fixed prices for every race.



 >>/2446/
true. inevitably the issue is that spending points on the big boys removes the ability to make interesting teams, goombling is the most fun and engaging when there's actual parity between the pickable riders. either we have some ban system or change the whole points distribution

 >>/2447/
yes but will you know which ones. half the use of picking pog is even if he doesn't win, he wont get caught up in a larger group or he'll outsprint them anyway. much less risk then any of the 20- pointers













> It has been forty years since a Frenchman last won the Tour. So Seixas is being presented as the next French Tour winner, whether he wants to or not. “This is also being discussed within our team,” Naesen confirms. “There is a plan within the team to win the Tour in 2028 and it all revolves around Paul. That was also expressed by our CEO and also by Paul. He sat there as if he was in school. He listened to the school principal who was reading the objectives for the year. It all seems so natural to him. I also don't have the feeling that he is under pressure. You can see that in the Tour of the Alps. He is competing for the victories as if it is all normal, against guys who are preparing for the Giro. While he is still only eighteen years old. Crazy, huh! He is on track to build an incredible career.”

> only Belgians are schiz-






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I just learned about this place. I was very excited to share some laughs about 2out's finish at De Brabantse Pijl but I'm sure you've all already had your laughs.

Anyway, I also have a VERY nice bottle of Champagne chilling for when the real 4chan is back and to celebrate the return of /WORLD TOUR WINES/




 >>/2457/
Well, the first is a 3.4km prologue, it's a TT for leadout/track guys. I wouldn't even be surprised if he doesn't win it.

But yeah, Onley is quite shit at TTing so he'll lose like 1:30 in the actual TT.





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This is very strange, I sort of like having a whole board to spread out and the imageposting is obviously better.

But we will wither and perish on the vine if we stay here after 4chan back up











The resolution to flags is just to pick any you feel like. Sometimes I'm french, sometimes I'm dutch. Sometimes I'm austrian and sometimes I'm german. I don't think flags matter too much. I can tell most of you apart through images, post styles etc.




For example that belgian who seems to have it in for me big time, I can spot him a mile off. I imagine he is Jarno Widar, a seething little swarthy manlet. I know he actually does like me, it's all an act. But that's beside the point. Many many many berts are easily spottable in the wild.






 >>/2496/
If it's food and lodging included, that's not bad for a luxury trip.

A lot of luxury hotels will be $500-$1000 per night, then add food, tour, and transportation costs...

However, if it's ~$8k for just bike and guide, that's horrible price



















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Liege-Bastogne-Liege OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pogacar 1.4
> Evenepoel 5
> Skejlmose 17
> Healy 19
> Pidcock 26
> Nys 29
> Bardet 41
> Carapaz 41
> Ciccone 51
> Gregogre 51
> Bernal Gomez 67
> Vauquelin 67
> Buitrago 81
> Paret-Peintre 81
...
> Gils 126
> Martinez 126
> Christen 126
> Eetvelt 151
> Allah 151
> Schmid 201
> Mas Nicolau 201
> Scaroni 201
> Martinez Povidla 251




new england's finest kieran HAUG takes the lead in the prestigious tour of the GILA. another exciting edition of america's greatest (and only) UCI stage race.



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""Tour of the Alps (2.Pro)""
Stage 5 (Final)
Lienz - Lienz
112.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-the-alps/2025/stage-4-gc

Roadbook:
https://res.cloudinary.com/tota2k22/images/v1743578922/Roadbook-2025/Roadbook-2025.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT
13:30 CET














This NEET shit is cool. Neat, if you will.
Should get some passive income and just retire already.
Don't think I will go schizo like the Brit.
Although you could ask if it was chicken or the egg situation with him.





 >>/2543/
You still got weather window. It is raining slightly here but there was no storms yesterday.
I would like it to continue in the evening, got a bit of whisky itch the scratch.




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 >>/2540/
It's decent to be honest, the key I think to neethood is being able/willing to dip in and out. Sometimes it's good to work, meet people and have fun. As soon as it stops being fun and becomes a task, just return to neethood. And then you repeat. Work shouldn't be just to live, there is vast wealth in society tha people should only need to work part time. But then that causes them a few other issues. It is not a matter of productivity within a society because most jobs are completely worthless and a waste of time. I get 1200 a month now I think they upped it because I'm a certified spacker. Considering 1600-1800 is minimum wage, that's good as I pay no rent.  

It'd be nice to be a neet without severe mental elves because it'd get more done and more enjoyable. Some days I can't get out of bed and think there is a grand conspiracy against me. There may well be, I don't know. But if I was a functional neet, I'd be a semi-pro cyclist by now because that's really all I ever wanted. But I am not capable.

But if it's between neethood and wagery, I pick neethood every single time. The desperation of wagery is really disgusting and most workplaces abuse their staff in one way or another. They try new meds on me now to see if that will help but we'll see. I know of a few poles who came over and got on bennies whilst working part time. Although they are actually mental.



SEIXAS, KAMNA, PICKERING, HERZOG, BOWMAN, BAIS, BIRDSONG and others at the Spitze in the Alps
Guess GALL no longer needs his most trusted gregario

Hello fellow Berts, /pinot/bert here. Randomly I came across this place, didn't even think to check Velogames or anything for signs... Feels good to be "home". Healy is gonna win LBL btw

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Google knows everything you do. Since I have been playing KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE I keep getting ads for some shit called Castle Fest or something. It shows all these gigachads in elaborate costumes and half naked elf girls. But I somehow have a feeling that when you actually go there it is just going to be fat chicks and neckbeards.





The only annoying thing is to remember to switch flag before I post, I guess my brety gud fake American accent did this.
I still can't say 'literally' like a Californian though.















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When we are back on the real site we need to talk about what to do with the missing Berts. The fact that they are not here means they did NOT pay attention. There are not many crimes bigger than that on /cyc/
















































































> storer bikethrow alone while a million minutes up on GC
this guy has some sort of competitive robotic autism. love it. hes cute too










The difference between a clean Dutch rider and a doped Australian shitbag. Yesterday completely dead and "suddenly" resurrected. Sure, whatever let him do a holdup. But show decency in the Giro or there WILL be consequences



















> Paul Seixas après la victoire de Prodhomme: "L'équipe voulait que ça soit moi qui gagne, j'ai dit 'non, Nico la mérite plus que moi'! Je sais que je vais encore progresser. Il marche très fort mais on sait jamais. Ça me fait extrêmement plaisir de lui laisser aujourd'hui









 >>/2689/
Finishing the race is irrelevant to you? I'll let you know that 24 (TWENTY FOUR) riders didn't finish.
Meanwhile, our Froome, with all his experience and race sense, rode a controlled pace to finish in a respectable 76th in GC.

 >>/2686/
> do everything you can to suck up one of the greatest french prospects ever
if sexass wanted to strip naked and have prodhomme wife carry him across the line they wouldve/shouldve said yes. they'd sacrifice ten prodhommes on the altar for one seixas, makes sense to give it to him from a team perspective. obviously a bit dishonorabu THOUGH




> order a few groceries

> arrive within 10 minutes

Gig economy is fucking mental, only cost me 3 pound too. This whole 'capitalism' thing is kinda based when you're a neet.




 >>/2695/
> We regret to inform you that PCS LIVE STATS for this race will not be available. Due to insufficient information provided by the race organization, we are unable to ensure the standard of quality and reliability you expect from us
Imagine having PCS gold account







https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/tiesj-benoot-heeft-droomaanbieding-van-decathlon-ag2r-la-mondiale/
> Tiesj Benoot appears to be on the way to Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale. The Belgian of Visma | Lease a Bike can sign a large three-year contract with the French WorldTeam for 2026 to 2028. Several sources have confirmed this to WielerFlits. For the 31-year-old, that would be the reward of a so far-reaching career. 
decathlon has too much money lol. would love to see team leader benoot tho





 >>/2706/
had favero assioma duo, but me new bike already had a sram quarq powermeter installed so I sold the favero, also but a quarq on me gravel. so far no issues except on the gravel version there is a AAA battery and it's getting empty quite a lot (like every month or two), on the roadbike there is a crc2032 and it holds nearly a year






 >>/2718/
for van avermaet and naesen it was because you could train however the fuck you wanted before the decathlon investment 
gouden gregh recently said there was barely any sense of team training



> I was really cold after the Flèche Wallonne. My face still looked okay, but my body felt really cold. I wanted to warm up as quickly as possible after the race. That's why I didn't speak after the race and recorded a video in the evening with a retrospective. That was the best way to recover






















 >>/2746/
> "Hij is inderdaad rustiger nu, maar dat is niet omdat we hem media-training hebben gegeven. Daar ben ik echt tegen. Als je de spontaniteit wegneemt, neem je de renner weg."












 >>/2757/
On that note we have a monthly movie night, always on the first Saturday. Next occasion is May 3rd.
We're gonna watch Banshees of Isherin on our cytube channel:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
We have two streams in the morning and evening Central Euro time (I think next occasion 11:00 and 22:00).
I usually start to announce this thing just one week before the event.
There is a thread  >>/operate/27935/ and I shill it on the boards.



 >>/2759/
it ain't In Bruges, starting place of Ronde van Vlaanderen and where American tourists have trouble getting up the belfry. (those Belgians want like 12€ entrance to visit the tower of Bruges...)


This will be the emergency meeting room for important meetings of the /cyc/ office. Also, the desgnated spot for the discussion of the most secret of picks.




 >>/2767/
looks like they need to do some more work on 4gag to make everything work properly and I expect some fighting between sharty and 4cuck users the next couple of days.







I'll be here at least for a while, but I'll probably also check /sp/ a bit. If it's just schizoposting there, guys like Bertollo will never come back.





 >>/2778/
Ofc. Tell about us to other Anons.
Usually communities as a whole move here from 4chan, usually something about the tyranny of 4cuch trannyjannies and such.



 >>/2781/
I will not be posting in 4shart, need to find a way to get the luddites like irish and the danes here so we can cut that thread loose. Now it's up I remember how much I hate that fucking site.

> 26-jarige Pogacar zowaar de oudste in piepjonge top tien Waalse Pijl: “Hou mijn hart vast voor deze evolutie”
pogi is getting old


> Please verify you are human
> Please do it again
> One more time :)
> And one more time :))
> And 60 more times sweetie just in case
yeah the cucks can stay there











 >>/2789/
/s/ genuinely has the best images of naked women on the internet. Some threads are goated. Some anons have extremely good taste instead of the pure slop that most people seem to enjoy. Professional stuff is fucking dreadful. I want to see women who look natural and have quirks. I'm generally unattracted to very attractive 'perfect' women. Models for example are a huge turn off.

The best are racially ambiguous girls with average proportions.











 >>/2807/
No idea the garmin+ thing is pretty new. The thing is their software is terrible,  the fact that they decide to make a paywall instead of fixing the route planner is a huge sign of what the company wants to do and clearly it sucks



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Fuck, I was so productive with 4chan kill.
I built a new chicken coup and I started digging a lake in my yard for ducks and fish. Now it will never get finished.
Cyclismo and /cyc/ will consume my life again.




For the posters who were not able to find nu/cyc/, it's an IQ check. It was obvious it'd be organised through goomble, I just forgot about goombling as a whole. 4cuck is where low IQ posters will post, just remember that. It kinda explains why irish never made it over. Not the finns though, mind you I've not seen them post yet.



 >>/2817/
> I bet some genuinely thought "finally I am free!".

I've seen this comment all over the 4cuck since it's been back, idk if it's a meme or literally everyone thought that. Mostly shite like /sp/, /int/ and /pol/






> Evenepoel on Montmartre in TDF: "It's an extra stress, an extra difficulty that I don't think is necessary. If you look at the stages we have to overcome beforehand, we'll be pretty tired of fighting. If I can ask ASO to avoid this plan, that would be very good" (L'Equipe)
Remco confirmed lame rider

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Alright, i'll stay here for another day

 >>/2822/
Yeah it's these we can do without, I had this discussion with someone. They are your quintessential phone poster low quality mong. Anyone who thought they could make it work on reddit or shitter is a fucking mong. The entire reason imageboards are great is anonymity and not because we're all edgy criminals but it does make conversation more natural, instead of a circlejerk where people are looking for a pat on their head and recognition. 

You absolutely cannot beat a chan/alt-chan for discussion online, it's not possible. Better yet when it's a community moderated thread, it's why 4chan is so shite. Hell it's why it was hacked.






it's crazy that vingo will not have ridden about as long as he did after the monster crash last year all because of a little booboo on his lip





 >>/2836/
meanwhile pluggoid
> please accept onecycling so the big riders face eachother more
> except my riders ofcourse, vingo and jorgo need 4 months on the mountain atleast






wtf is that wheel ad over there? bertczek does product placement here more subtle. like the gr*vel tire ad he posted a couple of days ago. he nicely hid it as just another maintanance mishap of his.

 >>/2826/
the only problem with the board is that it will never be found organically. inevitably there needs to be some sort of organic exposure for the thread to continue, 4chan is the only place imageboard with a smidgen of that level of exposure. ive enjoyed this board but it cant beat the volume/discoverability of /sp/, for better and very often for worse





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jesus that /cyc/ /sp/ is not very good. hopefully it will get better after they stop rehashing the conversations we've already had here and has new races to interact with. ive changed my mind this place is far better






 >>/2826/
Agree with the Brit, although we have already discussed this extensively.
This needs exposure and fresh blood, whoever of us is still here in 5 years time is a nice long grey beard Fort Boyard keeper but the circle of life needs to continue.

 >>/2854/
Quite the same, comfy Tour, comfy Roubaix, deliberate deleting of all upcummie accounts outside of boomerbook, being on 4chan since like 10 years.
Let's see the cycling thread, I finally got to a nice job and buying a bike, bet these guys will tell me something outside of making fun of me for being a newfag.

 >>/2853/
Have a tour thread on /sp/ we go to. How many passer bys joined during November? Cyc won't bleed users because where is everyone going to go? I know a lot of posters here for many years now. No other general I've seen is like this.

Inevitably there will be hybrid use. There will be a fairly large cohort here fairly large on sp. And majority will post on both, but I think here more so for it's various benefits. This isn't the death of cyc, far from it. Cyc being run by itself is a game changer.

 >>/2856/
And I I recall correctly you were bullied a bit until you changed your ways, typical cyc. They act friendly with 'bert' and green mice but they're truly a reprehensible bunch.



 >>/2857/
True. this is the only acceptable place for continuous cycling discussion on the internet, and any sort of in-person engagement with the sport is impossible in the 7th circle of cagie hell that is the specific region of the USA i am currently in. I'll withhold my judgement until i see how the dual threads actually operate during races/etc. it would be odd but also somewhat necessary to the continuity of both threads to constantly be double-posting, ie with big news or race webms. seems redundant. if this ends up as just being a place to snark on retards in the /sp/, or conversely the other thread is complete trash/terribly moderated, then the answer of which to gravitate more to will be obvious.

 >>/2861/
It I think will go like this. Seems core posts like czech swiss some of the benelux bandits want to stay here. If they don't post, cyc will be slower. "hey where did everyone go?" and then they'll be told. In fact there are suggestions of this thread in sp already. The decision is made by the core posters and it's up to them whether they stay here or not, others follow. Cyc is a flock of normie sheep and they are their favorite cyc posters ie epic social media influencers

Re fignon, our janny can range ban. If you live near him, rip. He will of course discover the thread. Probably soon. But janny has ultimate powers.

Also don't forget it's an entire board. Cyc will exist on sp but it'll be a lot slower. Adding this link to OP could be savvy too.



> try to make post on /sp/ thread
> "you cannot attach files in incognito mode"
> not in incognito mode, removes my file from the post
the site is much worse now

> “It’s very hard that it’s falling away. But it has always been against this season. I broke my foot two days before the Tour of Flanders, that didn’t help either. And in the Tour itself the misery continued.”
> “The problem is that my foot is still broken. You don't solve that problem. I feel good at training, but if you hardly race, you can’t say much about your level.”
> According to the spokesman of the Lotto team, it is a small leg that is broken, nothing more. He can and should ride with it from the doctor, and rides, and to walk Van Eetvelt currently uses a walking boot.
van retardvelt has been doing the classics with a broken foot and walks in a boot. OF COURSE he waits until AFTER i pick him in the fleche goomble to reveal this.










 >>/2870/
He seems alright. Could have just banned me. He seems a bit snarky and lightly abused power but only for banter. I'd say he passes the test. As long as he's active and open to continued change.


Create a virtual toll. You want to join the kkk (kool kids klub) here on our very own board? Then you need to join this discord and pay 5 euro/pound/dollar for the link. Share the link and you get exiled. Could squeeze a hundred euro out of berts for running costs.







Funny seeing all the berts on 4chan who had no idea about this place, but I am pretty sure this is the end /bert/ so there's that, it was fun while it lasted










 >>/2894/
Tired riders fighting for position chute galore incomming. I kinda agree with his point that the final one being a sprint to reward the guys fighting through the mountains is more fitting.


I mean it's not the strongest pogi right now out there. yeah that tired pogi at the mur de huy, that lost 2 battles to grug and had remco reeling him back at Amstel still wins races. 
if other teams are smart (pro tip: they aren't) they bait UAE and Pogi into stupid moves and isolate him. something the strategic mastermind of lease a bike could come up with, but unfortunately that teams doesn't have competitive dopage riders right now.






 >>/2901/
I've been in enough sport club to tell you that a trainer picking up an athlete like that they're 100% fucking. Concerning Van der breggen I thing it was another coach




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Berts divided against themselves cannot stand. I LOVE that we can just get rid of schizobrit when we want and ban retards like the Fignon guy forever. But the circle of Berts has to continue too indeed, and that is not happening in an obscure place here. I guess we probably just wait and see what our leader RUSBERT does and we follow him, as usual


















all 2.1's and higher should be required to have coverage. idc if its a drone and a guy with a phone camera on an ebike i want to watch asturias


Liege will either be another atrocious pog 70km attack or it'll be very special and very competitive. Huge risk to watch the whole thing but it just might be seething manlets time for retribution.

Pog's big issue seems to be lack of aero when he races remco. So long attacks have been seriously nerfed. Could be pure kino, probably a hard race would suit remco after all.

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> “Denk niet dat er een foto is die ik niet gesigneerd heb”: Evenepoel neemt tijd voor fans en ontrolt strijdplan
memco wasting time and energy signing autographs. adjoost accordingly



 >>/2929/
Not going to be doubling up the posts, I will treat as a seldom used, quiet backroom in the /cyc/ office.
I will be doubling up me stats and shits for the archive thread here.


 >>/2929/
it was a slow afternoon, like real berts were riding their bikes. I won't forgive the traitorous squeakers for dragging us back there. may France never win a grand tour on world tour level ever again.





 >>/2934/
it was just the schizobrit trying to hide his flag. the idea was that berts can display their own flags. it's not like he VPN posted with other flags on 4chan today.

 >>/2938/
The entire point being my presence does not cause 'drama' but it seems I'm discussed and bitched about quite frequently. To suggest this thread is unusable because I posted about cycling under the radar is frankly obsessive. Some of the posts on 4chan today were quite sickening.

I am not the issue, maybe they ones who keep me forefront of their mind are.





> discuss schizobrot

> I defend myself from endless gossip and accusations

> mute me instead

You are a true janitor. Massive cohort of absolute losers. I enjoy cyc but holy fuck is it packed with pathetic losers. This literally may as well be reddit.




 >>/2940/
Nice. I have only bike paths and very empty paved side path straight to Kurwasee, whole 15km of that.
You can just go.
 >>/2946/
I don't hate on schizobrit, he just has to cut it with the schizo part because it gets tedious quickly.
Seeing my flag under my posts which is not me also makes me turn my eyes.

I didn't think we would go back to 4chan that quickly. I can't blame the berts that didn't find us, to have some pent up discussions and making their thread yesterday much faster.
well with rusbert taking the path of least resistance there's not much I can do. I need to first setup 4chan x, the schizo posts over there are really bad.
but for today, I'll make one last LBL thread, before I can entertain the idea of going back. and that's it for metaposting.




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