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Yellow fever edition

> Current and upcoming races

03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

> Previous Thread:

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Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 2
Lauwin-Planque - Boulogne-sur-Mer
209.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / Czech TV / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / SRG SSR
12:00 CET


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Just a short and sweet heat session, then a gym session in the evening and I'm off for a week's holiday in Denmark with the wife and kid. First week with no riding since June last year, hope riding will feel more fresh afterwards


 >>/23149/
A couple of reasons, first off we are visiting a close friend of my wife's. Secondly, my wife doesn't want to fly a plane, and getting to Denmark is comparatively easy and fast by ship and train. Third, we visited Denmark on our honeymoon interrail trip and really liked it, and it's supposed to be a great city for families with lots of toddler-friendly things to do.














 >>/23238/
> There were no riders from the German formation in the first group of around forty riders, so team manager Rolf Aldag was allowed to tell his story to the assembled media afterwards. “We were prepared for everything, because we know how stressful the first stage of a Grand Tour can be. Primoz finished close to a few competitors for a podium place.”

> Aldag is therefore not very disappointed. The former rider had probably already calculated the loss. “We deliberately did not take any risks today (Saturday, ed.). We will not do that in Sunday's stage either, even though we will be presented with a treacherous and technical course. We managed to limit the damage.”
> “I am now especially happy with the fact that we got through the first stage without any problems, although it is a shame that we could not sprint for the win with Jordi Meeus (the team's sprinter, ed.).”



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I tune into German state TV coverage and they have a 10+ minute segment about > is pogi doping? Did you know about all the current year dopage cases? All the old age dopers in team management? The sport is still dirty
this country will never stop sucking at sports with that mentality





 >>/23242/
I honestly agree with this. If your captain is Roglic you are riding for 3rd and your worst enemy is crashes. Staying safe in the back is worth losing some time to the two riders you can't beat anyway.

























































I still don't understand the flags situation.
I know our Adminbert explained but it still makes no sense to me, it's not like you are all behind 7 proxies and VPNs and on IPv6










































 >>/23349/
> “Jonas needs to recharge to perform at his best. […] The team’s biggest wish is for him to win the Tour de France, so they make plans to get there in the best possible way, and that includes a lot of altitude training. But Jonas doesn’t recharge when he’s back at altitude with the team for three weeks. He would prefer to be with us at home in Denmark to do that,” his wife says. “If that’s not possible, we have to be somewhere else together where we can just be ourselves. Sometimes he needs to reset in as quiet an environment as possible with his family. He’s not like a lot of other riders.”

lol shut up bitch your comfy life is all thanks to him

 >>/23345/
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/vrouw-jonas-vingegaard-doet-opvallende-uitspraken-over-tactiek-en-keuzes-visma-lease-a-bike/

It's aboslutely insane. She's complaining the dude needs to do altitude camp far from them? Bitch he's earning 5 million per year you can rent a house in Tignes


















 >>/23368/
who, only wout the uber slave gets a chance every now and then and last year jorgenson got one chance when GC was already completely lost
so is the point to replace wout with some weak climber like kruijswijk?















































































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oh, I missed UAE switching from SRM powermeter and computer to Wahoo. that happened a while ago.
 >>/23503/
I watched the lidl-trek femmes vlogs, man those are rough and unfiltered compared to the other girl teams. looks like both men and girls use the same light blue bidon holder and it can hold normal round bidons that the femmes use.







 >>/23513/
> The bikes were stolen from a hotel in Bondues, where the French formation was staying in preparation for the second stage towards Boulogne-sur-Mer. Five more bikes were quickly found in the bushes near the hotel.

lol the coquard size bikes I guess




> Merlier 2.75
> Milan 3
> Philipsen 4
> Birmay 15
> Meeus 17
> Waerenskjold 29
> Poel 34
> Poppel 41
> Groenewegen 41
> Aert 51
> Groves 67
> Pogacar 81
> ACKermann 81
> Lung 81
> Lie 81
> Bittner 101


> One of the riders that Trine Hansen indirectly targets is Wout van Aert. He has been an important servant in recent years, but was also regularly given a chance to go for his own success.
Jonas Hansen's wife is really stupid for going after Wout after all the knechting he did for Jonas.








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I have to say I'm with them. Even a wout hater must appreciate how much that guy has cucked himself for the team and vingo. She can't just say thats not enough he has to cuck himself further



> remco to red bull-bora hansgrohe
would make sense with the specialized money they used to spend on sagan to keep memco on the same bike.




 >>/23534/
> dopathlon steals your first tdf stage winner in 15 yrs
> pay crank doctor to give entire decathlon team knee pain
> they decline in value
> pick them up for cheap
> they return back to form









 >>/23544/
while I'm on board with heat training I can't help but noootice how often THEY mention it which means its a front to hide dopage
> rider is performing exceptionally?
< its le TRAINING HEAT






> AG2R confirms quitting as of 2026
> Decathlon is looking for a co sponsor to fill a 40 million hole
> The team has a set goal of winning the your by 2030



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 >>/23547/
the patter is there and I bet the media people and directors absolutely love that they finally have a new gimmick at the ready when it comes to Explaining because altitude training was getting stale not to mention all the marginal gains and nutrition stuff














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 >>/23570/
there's literally no reason watching the tour on tiz as it's basically on free tv all around Europe. but I guess you want to be able to watch the first 100 km, so check out that site rusbert posted called daddyclick or if you are jonas mommyclick









































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atleast my book is progressing fast I’m reading dungeon crawler carl i would recommend it to people who don’t like to read it makes me want play videogames tbqh
































 >>/23640/
that’s hiking everywhere unless you like desserted cabanes filled with mouse shit atleast most euro mountains are safe from the wildlife that roams there so tenting up isn’t an issue



























































Jasper teams:
> The Retard Effect
> Durango Danglers
> Toilet Trotters
> The Remco Seething Reflex
> ♿
> Attaque de Pogačar à 100km de l'arrivée
> Golden Lions Drinking Champagne
> Diesel e Vinho Verde
> Rambo Fietsma Steal A Bike
> 43rd Place Team
> SFG WerraHess€N Dixie$
> Quick Rundown
> Unknown Cyclists International






























































the Escape Collective stage recaps have been annoyingly from Visma's perspective; I think it was only in a quote from Vinegar that they even said Grug's name for yesterday's stage































































































> Groenewegen does not want to point the finger at the ASO. "Maybe it is something for the teams themselves to judge a little bit," says the Dutchman. "There are too many crashes. But yes, in the United Arab Emirates we also crash on five-lane roads, so what is the solution now? Nobody gives each other space."

based murderer speaking out for safety




> Sure, riders make the race, but ASO shapes the battlefield. Crashes can happen anywhere, but when ASO deliberately fills the final 5 km with sharp turns, narrow roads, etc. they’re increasing the risk, not just leaving it to chance. It’s not about removing all danger, it’s about not manufacturing it just to spice up the drama of the sport. 
prudhomme himself places road furniture in the finale to induce brutales



 >>/23866/
I'm so tired of this constant whining about course design. It's as if they think they are track riders and then get confused that they have to ride on normal roads. It's literally impossible to avoid turns, road furniture etc. when designing a route because that stuff is everywhere.







> using private planes and proudly shills for them
> wearing a 350000€ watch while casually mogging pogi and jonas
living the life I guess



I am pretty sure JEANNIERE Emilien was the one pushing Milan at 2.9km to go, and then he crashed in the last corner. Instant Karma


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There's just too many shitters going for glory, it's their right ofcourse but even if shitty sprinters like capiot come to the front with 3 men to sprint no wonder they're riding so close together.
It's hopeless when you see that total rider slam against Milan like he matters









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meanwhile in China. both mongolian superstars bold iderbold and sanbayar jambalants lost 10 minutes today. astana managed to grab 10 uci points, but you would expect better from them, considering they race against contishitters and have to show off the xds bike in the home market.



















Stage 4 OFFICIAL /bet/

> Poel 2.25
> Pogacar 4.33
> Vingegaard 13
> Vauquelin 15
> Gregoire 15
> Aert 29
> Allah 34
> Evenepoel 41
> Jorgensohn 41
> Onley 41
> Nys 41
> Groves 41
> Birmay 41
> Lawrence 41
> Healy 67
> Lipowitz 67
> Powless 67
...
> Roglic 101
> Eetvelt 126
> Cort 126
> Aranbaru 151
> Almeida 201
> Lie 201



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I have returned from my ancestral chateau and we return to the fabulous world of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

As those who PATTT know, I have been bitching relentless about the route of the Tour this year, really difficult to drum up a solid lineup of wines. I'm going to take some reasonable liberties to make sure that fans of /wtw/ get a steady supply of content (and I get a steady supply of good wine to drink).

The Grand Depart this year begins in Hauts-de-France and generally spends its time mucking around in flat farmland. Still, the racing has been reasonably good for such boring parcours. In the very southern corner of HdF, the Champagne wine region begins. We have enjoyed Champagne previously during Paris-Nice with a good bottle of Ruinart, but I will be exploring a little bit more during this first week. This weekend, in addition to celebrating the Fourth, we also had a family celebration for birth of my and Bertina's first child so I got some nice Champagne to celebrate.

Krug Grand Cuvee 172eme ($275)

Krug is one of the finest of the great Maisons of Champagne. Like most large producers, they have both non-vintage (NV) as well as vintage offerings, the NV offerings being a blend from many years. Krug is interesting in that every year they release a specific NV that they number, and they are up to I think their 173eme. Today's bottle is from the 172eme edition which is a blend of 44% Pinot Noir, 36% Chardonnay, and 20% Pinot Meunier, blending wines from 2016 to 1998. I enjoyed the 171eme just recently so this was a nice countrast.

The color is a beautiful pale gold with amber flecks, really pretty with fine mousse. The nose is heaven -- rich, fresh Brioche with lemon, salinity, almond, and white flowers. The palate is sublime. Mouth-watering acidity, beautiful ripe lemon curd, bread, flowers. Long finish. It is dry.

I was hoping this would be a banger and it was. Unfortunately my wino aunt drank about 50% of the bottle in 10 minutes so I only got to enjoy one glass. In comparison to the Ruinart (which is zippier, crunchier, and fresher), this is deeper and more complex but still so elegant.



 >>/23912/
well congrats. A German Bernd over on 4/cyc/ managed to get twins from his Bertina. you would expect avid cyclists to have some Armstrong related problems when it comes to procreation, but all that ciclismo leads to good stamina and virility instead.















Too busy to follow /cyc/ at the conference. Looks like I missed out on a slurp today. Everything is so expensive here it's insane. Nice coffee culture though









 >>/23939/
this is textbook storytelling. first you need to build up the evil villain before a brave french hero comes to slay him in dramatic fashion. the only question remaining is which brave squeaker will slay the doped donkeys



















































 >>/23988/
It fit our schedule the best, we'll be taking SJ on the way back. But this train is far from ideal as it's an old ass model with no room anywhere to get the kid to sleep in the pram. Hoping it will be better with SJ, I'm used to Finnish trains having dedicated areas just for that. Not fun to be on a 6-hour train ride with a cranky toddler who just wants to get some sleep.


















 >>/24008/
He is starting to become Wuyts. At the end he was also talking about SAFETY REGULATIONS for about 80% of the time
> nooo the roads are dangerous
> nooo the runners are dangerous
> nooo the sports directors are dangerous
> nooo sprints are dangerous
> nooo downhills are dangerous



It was much more dangerous in the '90s. Just look up the chutes from Abdou, Jalabert and Wilfried Nelissen. And without helmets. That shit was NUTS


 >>/24013/
true
I look up old race highlights from time to time and shit was different back in the day. Mass chute brutale in the finale on what seems like half of all sprint stages, sprinters bumping into each other like its rugby
I saw an old clip of a team car in roubaix and it had 3 runners in the back all with bleeding head wounds because they chuted on the cobbles and nobody gave a fuck back then kek



 >>/24015/
> nobody gave a fuck
Yeah. Casartelli was dead on the road somewhere, everyone knew it and they just did the podium ceremony, Virenque celebrating on the podium. Boomers were fucking crazy

 >>/24017/
I've read he wasn't sick or anything of this nature. He was just shit.
He really needs to step up now because I have fought hard to switch him for Onley and ended up with the wrong 4 shitter (wrong for now).



































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 >>/24052/
the other day Berts praised the Marathon Plus as undestructible, when I noticed that Rosenbert is using them on his sick carbon wheels for his temporary seated transportation solution. so they seem ok for normies on normie bikes.
but as performance tires?




when I see the sprinters drop I always think about that GCN video where they couldn't climb faster than jakobsen on the alpe d'huez or whatever




 >>/24058/
iirc they said he did ~5.2 w/k for 40mins, after 150k with galibier and croix de fer beforehand. always humbling to know just how big the gap is between pros and even top-crop amateurs









































somehow they are not chuting in these fast and rather narrow corners
this is further proof that slurping must be punished because less chutes happen when the riders are working



















































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 >>/24224/
I legit think he might have taken the slurper comments to heart.

He's much more aggressive this year and I'm glad for that. This takes the rivalry to an even higher level.













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