a random bert banner

/bert/ - ciclismo

home of /cyc/


New Reply on thread #44676
X
Max 20 files0 B total
[New Reply]

Index | Catalog | Banners | Logs
Posting mode: Reply [Return]


thumbnail of brandon.jpeg
thumbnail of brandon.jpeg
brandon jpeg
(285.65 KB, 1920x1280)
thread acceptable to our bot overlords 

> Current and upcoming races

17.09 - 21.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
17.09 - 21.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
17.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
17.09 Delirium Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
19.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME
19.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
19.09 - 21.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1
20.09 Primus Classics 1.Pro
20.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
21.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
21.09 Gooikse Pijl 1.1
21.09 Giro della Romagna 1.1
21.09 - 28.09 World Championships WC
24.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
28.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
28.09 - 05.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
30.09 - 05.10 CRO Race 2.1
01.10 - 5.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE
05.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.Pro WE
06.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
07.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
07.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE
09.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
11.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

Previous thread:
 >>/44641/





 >>/44671/
the mod bot auto deleted my first 3 attempts of making a new thread. we shall use the old name for the Belgian autumn classic and name it Primus Classics like in the old days.
I expect the same for Brugge - De Panne. the bot won't tolerate it being named "R*nde van Brugge". 
also explains why it deleted one of my posts making fun of the spam bot post being filled with my word filters using P*ck M**nen.














thumbnail of 1623342099941.jpg
thumbnail of 1623342099941.jpg
1623342099941 jpg
(446.69 KB, 1000x1000)
Most european smaller countries are good at some sport

> Belgium - Ciclismo
> Denmark - Ciclismo
> Czech'em - Hockey
> Neverlands - Speed skating I guess
> Slovakia - Butthurt
> Sweden - Hockey
> Finland - Hockey
> Norway - Dopage and Winter sports
> Switzerland - Being rich
> Slovenia - Ciclismo and Basketball
> Serbia - Basketball
> Croatia - Footy
> Portugal - Footy
But what sport is Hungary good at? This is not even a jab, I genuienly don't know
I think it used to be water polo?














 >>/44704/
> ynr PARS Krisztian and ANNUS Balazs

 >>/44704/
> czechs can't swim apparently
Hood tendencies.

 >>/44709/
I ran to buy one (not really, bought it off Amazon through laptop clicking) as soon as I have noticed the shifting started to choke once every few times.
I even checked on my then brand new Park Tool CC-4 Chain Checker and it went in ALL the way, not just the tip.



















 >>/44731/
The last Samurai is actually my favourite Cruise kino.
The thing about his movies is maybe they weren't particularly deep or anything.  But ai was always entertained watching them. It showed the man cared for what he was doing



 >>/44725/
Of coursh not, he was just ever present on my eastern Euro TV for the whole of my youth and young adulthood, his era overlapped with all your Hackmans, Hopkinses, Redfords and fluently continued up until slop movies and remakes were ushered in with Fast and Furious, capeshit, anything that has Rock or Jennifer Lawrence in it.
Although I do believe older actors are romanticized and idealized too much but this is perfectly in line with human condition aka "back in the day".






> Jonas Vingegaard is grateful for the alternative celebration that was put together by the teams after the canceled final stage of the Vuelta in Madrid. The Dane thanks one person in particular for the celebration: Tom Pidcock's mother. She came up with the idea.

Based momma pidders

> Jílek's technique must have raised dozens of eyebrows in Thialf on Tuesday afternoon. What was intended as a first training match on the ice this season for the 19-year-old Czech turned into a true demonstration of speed and strength. With a time of 3:34.09 over three kilometers, Jílek shaved more than three seconds off the official world record held by Norwegian Eskil Ervik: 3:37.28.
NOT NORMAL










> “I think this Vuelta gives me hope and belief that I can challenge him even more next year,” Vingegaard said. “Even at the Tour de France, although it was a clear defeat, I still took confidence from it. I had some bad days in the Tour, which I still find difficult to explain. But when I was on my best days, he couldn’t ride away from me. That makes me feel like I’ve closed the gap compared to last year.”

Lol, lmao even

As a PSA to my goomblers and because I'm not an asshole
Laurance is not on the startlist anymore and some other stuff changed so don't forget to check before noon so you'don't get degenkolb'd.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.








thumbnail of 1673186367211256.png
thumbnail of 1673186367211256.png
1673186367211256 png
(850.93 KB, 1500x1657)
 >>/44761/
Let me tell you something you already know. The Velogame ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as Velogames. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!



Hey, I've won, wanted to go fancy with Alfred, Venturini, Danny Van, but I the boring team it is, gotta defend the top 10.
> wonder how it will end up as not exactly defending top 10




























































































 >>/44861/
> grvl as fuck belge
the price is a bit steep for apex and alu frame. Yeah the legacy brands would charge something closer to 2000€. This better comes with a full carbon fork and acceptable wheels and isn't just a triban with fresh wheels




Veloman clearly takes his scores from FC where it is not DELETTRE but DAUPHIN at 21, while on offishel pdf it is DELETTRE.
DELETTREbros I am waiting until he atones before I scrape.





















thumbnail of sq_spowiedz.jpg
thumbnail of sq_spowiedz.jpg
sq_spowiedz jpg
(54.3 KB, 680x558)
I have bought a new phone despite not needing it just because it is a Sony and besides two Siemenses I have had only Ericssons, SonyEricssons and Sonys all me life, and Sony is bailing from the phone market and it is model with my lucky number 6.
I will not clean it very much from the bload and spyware, it will be my normie profile phone for the skynet to see, I shall be using another one with clean OS for other stuff if I need to.















In the not /cyc/ office, treining was done, now I have to sit here for tree more hours just to go for some team meal. Can't play games, can't shitpoat outside of phone, can't frogpost, can't rip a fart or burp like a man.
I am also reminded how much of an adult daycare these offshore jobs are.


















































thumbnail of 1657058515913.jpg
thumbnail of 1657058515913.jpg
1657058515913 jpg
(44.2 KB, 660x574)
 >>/44952/
on my route today some ebiker rode into the rear end of a tractor a few hours earlier and impaled himself on the field work machinery that the tractor had there, fuckton of dried blood on the road. I thought of snapping a pic for /bert/ but I got into a conversation with one of the farmers there when I stopped and thought it would've been too weird to do that




















">We need to try to widen the gap on Uno-X Mobility as quickly as possible," says Milan Fretin. Thor Hushovd's team is Cofidis' closest and, realistically, only challenger. "It's going to be difficult, because the Norwegians are riding incredibly strongly this season. But I still have ambitions for a number of sprint races in my own country. Alex Aranburu has been picking up a lot of points in the big races lately. It will have to come from the two of us." 

> According to his teammate Piet Allegaert, the points battle is a major issue within the team of manager Cedric Vasseur. "The pressure from sponsor Cofidis is immense. Budget-wise, things will likely change considerably if we're no longer a WorldTour team. That's why they have to wait to contact riders for 2026. It's now a matter of giving it our all until the end of October, and then we'll see where we stand." 

> Fretin: "In the group chat, we regularly get reminders about how important the sponsor considers that WorldTour license. And if you don't score one weekend, you notice there's more disappointment than if we were in a normal situation."

top kek what an absolute clown team










 >>/44981/
> but they're almost guaranteed to get the auto invite to every race
Arkea finding a new sponsor last minute is the only real threat to this, but it's only for one year so they'll need to stay in top 3 PRT every season.
That is definitely what the team needs so the management realize that they'll have get some results. No more cheering for getting one rider in top 20.




 >>/44986/
I can't believe these guys spend half their budget on buchmann, teuns, carr 
it's a miracle someone like aranburu was dumb enough to sign for the team
meanwhile totalenergies seems to find some good unknown frenchies in the NAT scene every year for peanuts

















 >>/45004/
yes, and some melanin individual stole the hex thing you can keep on the wheel 2 years ago
anyway home now, guess I'll take the road bike for a short spin (only got 1 tube left it seems and not risking some gravel path) so atleast I get my hours













































































































 >>/45120/
Well I don't know if it can get worse but I heard that mostly happens when the lockring hasn't been tightened enough so if you're going by feel in that regard I guess cranking it down some more might just do the trick, the next one won't be easier to remove but maybe not any harder.

































































So someone picked Ben Shit. A guy who has done NOTHING in 12 years. If you pick him you should rightfully be taken away by ambulance and locked up for good. And this absolute shitter turns up 4th. This game is fucking BULLSHIT








thumbnail of 1714054337371963.png
thumbnail of 1714054337371963.png
1714054337371963 png
(37.35 KB, 657x527)
I had a crevaison on my group ride this morning, first time I can remember.

It was a nailbiting experience fixing a flat on the side of the road with 5 dudes watching me, knowing that if I fucked it up I only had one tube and one CO2 cannister.

But everything went well and the ride leader even commented how quick of a fix it was. I am very impressed with myself.

Also berts please remember to actually top up your tubeless sealant occasionally because bone dry sealant doesn't really seal flats effectively.








 >>/45204/
to be honest they have never negatively affected my ride at all. Is it just anarchy in Europe? People showing up whenever they want to ride, dudes nuking it off at the front at 40 km/h on chill Z2 rides, bozos half wheeling and chopping wheels with impunity, people arguing about where to go and when to stop?








thumbnail of Silly.jpg
thumbnail of Silly.jpg
Silly jpg
(24.76 KB, 450x450)
 >>/45203/
 >>/45205/
we have that as well and I think its like that everywhere at least for community events like scheduled club rides. Someone designs the route and makes sure nobody gets lost along the way unless its a drop ride.
I did that once last year, it was my first and only service to the club. Was supposed to be a casual ride around 2 hours tops with 20-60 people after some local bike show thing.
I chose a 45km / 400m elevation route without any steep gradients where we ride like 2 w/kg uphill and it was all fine until 2 people started cramping and falling behind with like 15k to go so I had to ride with them separately (they didn't know the route) while another guy knew where we were going and volunteered to lead the pack home.

Most group rides I do are just meet ups with the bros though, no leading or big organizing necessary

























just asked my most prized oracle (one retard who doesn't know cycling) about who will win the ITT and he says > rape will win so the omens couldn't be any clearer 
god speed jay


 >>/45097/
some idiot done a chute comicale ala MACIEJUK straight into me front wheel after only tree km
however, being a propa hardman (happily wasn't collected) I fixed the bike and got back on to finish well before the time cut
sustained some damage but all in all a rather good experience
thanks for the motivation my dear Berts


 >>/45238/
That's because pogacar rides away with extreme power, like basically nuclear watts.
Memco usually rides away like a thief in the night at a moment of slurpage and then just drops everyone of his wheel by slowly increasing the tempo and giving 0 draft.
The only real explosive attack I remember is the first LBL he won

 >>/45243/
Both his lieges were like that but he had to fight against powerless and healy, not the big guns. In fact he never really won against the big guys. The only instance I can think of is olympics (zonder pogi) and there he could slurp at the back and sneaked off because everybody was watching grug and netherland had a 3 man team



> In other words, Widar seemed poised to play a leading role in the World Time Trial Championships, but is struggling with a nagging injury. "Two weeks ago, after the Tour de l'Avenir, I started training intensively on the time trial bike, and then something suddenly came up. I think I forced it a bit by trying to persevere," he told Sporza at a press conference on Saturday.

holy fucking KWAB, stay a year in the U23 for this and then wreck yourself
might as well end your career









thumbnail of zaspany.jpg
thumbnail of zaspany.jpg
zaspany jpg
(38.65 KB, 750x741)
Holy shit my first not shitfaced sleep til 1030 since I don't know how many years.
I did wake up at around 6 like usual but snoozed back again quickly. I have dreamt about probably half of my past life and I was NOT a passive autist passenger in them, I was making things HAPPEN.
Guess that's how your brain readapts and rewires the stuff you've thought through and underestood in their entirety, just didn't quite internalize them yet.

Whole day with ciclismo will have to step aside for the last 25C at 11 o'clock day of the year.












































































































































































































thumbnail of 1644452675181.jpg
thumbnail of 1644452675181.jpg
1644452675181 jpg
(83.66 KB, 736x813)
Anyway, I rode the infamous Kuhtai alto a few times yesterday (in a cage) and the day before and it kinda ate into my confidence being able to ride it comfortably.
Especially the western slopes are STEEP at time.
And yet, I saw dozens of runners running up on their peculiar road bikes, grinding on granny gears, scoring as low as 40 rpm.

And this brings me back to the question of the day - Why?
Why aren't there proper road bikes with gearings made for wattlets, like yours truly?


thumbnail of 3de0e4383c53c56dd26ffc4b2474f8a2886ee39c01bc7420cb50f81de7dc0598.png
thumbnail of 3de0e4383c53c56dd26ffc4b2474f8a2886ee39c01bc7420cb50f81de7dc0598.png
3de0e4383c53c56dd26ff... png
(50.78 KB, 678x525)
 >>/45460/
Actually on every current gen group you can mix and match with gravel gearing and derailleurs so this problem is solved, there's no need to increase the road bike gearing range any further for shimano and sram, not to mention that both of those offer up to 36t or so cog road cassettes natively. 
And c*mpy has something like a 45/29 chainrings for their 12s groups

 >>/45462/
I know you can put gravel gearings on you're road bike, we have discussed it
I am just surprised that nobody taped into the uncharted market of wattlets before and crafted a "road bike (aka not a gravel bike) with gravel gearings" right out of the box
 >>/45461/
Especially when you need to score a lot of watts so you don't tilt over

Bothering Bert with the sumo again.
Day 8, we're passing halfway of the tournament, we might just see the first 8th wins coming in. What's the significance? A basho (tournament) is 15 days long, a rassler can get 15 points tops. In order to advance - or at least not get demoted - a rikishi needs a positive balance, ie. 8+ wins. Those who are at their 8th wins on the 8th day are doing extremely well and has a breddy gud chance to win the tournament championship.
As always the stream starts at 18:30 CET/CEST, in 45 minutes:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner









 >>/45463/
I go one step further and say you should be able to customize your gearing as well as crank length, handlebar width and stem length on new bikes or have shops that allow you to build up a frame from base without much extra cost from the baseline.
I think I saw some 'all road bike' that came with sub 1:1 gearing right out the box somewhere recently but manufacturers try to equip their bikes with what they think appeals to the broadest range of people possible and to be honest I think the vast majority of all people never even encounter a double digit gradient. The giga road rampa grinding wattlet is probably one of the rarest types and those you can just force to buy gravel stuff





































 >>/45504/
gravel seems like the most cucked discipline to focus on as an amateur or semi pro rider because it will always be flooded with retired/shit wt pros that are still most likely better than you and even if they don't win they clog up the top 10, kinda hard to break through there












































My coach wants me to try low-cadence stuff this week, since I have an incredibly narrow window of cadence for good performance (For threshold, vo2max etc. I have to go 100rpm+, anything lower and I just lose power), and we want to see if working on it can change it in any way and possibly gain power from that. I have no idea how I will cope with this but tomorrow he has me doing 5x4min at 400-500W at 60rpm. Sadly there are no good balkons here so I will be doing this on the flat. Sounds kind of dreadful to be honest, but I hope it will be beneficial.



thumbnail of VAM3.jpg
thumbnail of VAM3.jpg
VAM3 jpg
(387.12 KB, 2000x1500)
thumbnail of VAM4.png
thumbnail of VAM4.png
VAM4 png
(1.04 MB, 1149x768)
thumbnail of VAM5.png
thumbnail of VAM5.png
VAM5 png
(1.06 MB, 1121x760)
spent the day yesterday at the legendary dutch rampa Col du VAM for the NCs for students, supporting friends who competed
massive fraudulence from UAE development rider Fee KNAVEN, losing out to Meis POLAND (not actually polish) in the sprint

 >>/45556/
I haven't tried any on the trainer yet and tomorrow I'll be outside in any case. But yeah, sounds even worse on the trainer – it just seems so efficient to go high cadence most of the time. But if I want to do any gravel racing, I have to learn to push big watts with lower cadence. Even in my last race I felt like I was constrained by gearing – 48/35 with 10-28 was too much for the 15% rampa at the end of the race.

 >>/45554/
I did a lot of 60 and then later 50-55 rpm efforts in the winter and the big issue is gearing because with 54-11 at 60 rpm I barely even go 40 km/h and that's with 155mm cranks, if you have long cranks you'll go even slower at 60 rpm. So I basically always had to have a gradient and often times I still couldn't hold 50-55 rpm because I was going too fast when it got flatter. Idk how much a 10t cog would help 2bh
So I guess you have to make yourself as tall as possible and ride into a strong headwind


 >>/45559/
Hmm, that's solid advice. I have 48-10 as my top gear with 165mm cranks so that's even worse. I guess I will go into the headwind then as there aren't any solid gradients here, and just go into the 60-70 range if needed. Even 90rpm feels very low cadence grinding for me so no idea how the 60s will feel, hehe.






 >>/45563/
It's baffling to me, in races when I am fatigued I just can't produce meaningful power either low cadence or out of the saddle or both. This is a disaster in races with rampa finishes. Fresh I can do 800W for 1min out of the saddle, after a 3h race it's closer to 400W. I try to go out of saddle and I just get massive cramps and collapse. So yeah I feel you
 >>/45562/
The one thing the raper is lacking is the ability to properly rock the bike sideways and utilize the upper body for that grindy power. Otherwise yeah








I'm looking through the U23 ITT and the startlist is barren I think it will be between
> SÖDERQVIST
> SCHWARZBACHER [slovak]
söderqvist is 83 kg though and schwarzbacher won the ME ITT NC which wasn't flat. Schwarzbacher has been complaining about "zero oxigen" in rwanda on his strava so I don't know what to think. Maybe degoomble wins











 >>/45585/
according to wielerflits he's butthurt
> Jarno Widar will not start at the time trial World Championships in Kigali on Monday. The Belgian promise had made a big goal of the World Cup against the clock, but is experiencing too much inconvenience from an injury to his gluteal muscle.


















































































 >>/45669/
fully aware, that why i thought it was worth mentioning
it surprised because i remember you saying that about 12 speeds shimanos in general being better while this guys its compared to the previous version of GRXs which i had assumed were also 12 speeds
 >>/45671/
the arbeiterpartai, of course







thumbnail of Czech Smug.png
thumbnail of Czech Smug.png
Czech Smug png
(422.18 KB, 758x878)
 >>/45673/
Our parties are
> One man party - The leader is a sl*vak oligarch who promises everything to everyone. Things like cheaper food while owning the biggest food company in the country.
> "Rightwing" party #1 - History of untold corruption and are not really right wing, their leader, current PM, has a charisma of a damp rag
> "Rightwing" party #2 - Who are economically perhaps right but socially are very liberal (borderline refugees welcome)
> A coalition of unironical commies with a former liberarian party - I am not making this up
> An AFD demo version whose plot line is something like "kick the ukrainians out", "we are totally not paid by russia" and "gas the refugees". Their leader is a korean-japanese immigrant.






 >>/45680/
> if the cycling team does not break with Israel
But the founder and owner is a zionist jew who made the team to promote Israel. What do the mean 'break with Israel' when Israel is the core of the project?
 >>/45681/
Surely an American bike brand is wililng to sponsor them.

 >>/45679/
prag looks like a well kept city on the surface if you discount the typical air-b-n-b shenanigans plaguing all tourist hotspots. who wouldn't trust someone who used to look between women's legs for a living to be their mayor.
that dishonest youtube guide manages to get scammers banned in the city just by making videos (and using his political contacts because his mom used to work of vaclav havel). couldn't imagine this happening anywhere else in the world.



 >>/45685/
> Rob Gitelis, the founder and CEO of the bicycle brand Factor, has made it clear to Cyclingnews: Factor will withdraw as a bicycle sponsor if Israel-Premier Tech continues to race under an Israeli license. Gitelis also emphasizes that the team will have to change its name.

> Factor has also informed Sylvan Adams, the driving force behind Israel-Premier Tech, of this. The team and the bicycle manufacturer recently decided to extend their partnership, but that could now change.

> "I've already told the team: without a name and flag change, we will not continue as a sponsor," Gitelis makes it clear. The team was already confronted with large-scale pro-Palestine demonstrations in the recent Vuelta a España. This led to considerable chaos, shortened stages, and the cancellation of the final stage in Madrid.








 >>/45695/
Farage's party is the only party that doesn't want to ethnically replace Brits in their own country so I think a youtuber moving back to Belgium is a price they are willing to pay. If he can't even survive without welfare benefits what kind of business does he think he has that's worth keeping anyway.








Post(s) action:


Moderation Help
Scope:
Duration: Days

Ban Type:


0 replies | 0 file
New Reply on thread #44676
Max 20 files0 B total