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> Current and upcoming races

21.09 - 28.09 World Championships WC
24.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
28.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
28.09 - 05.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
30.09 - 05.10 CRO Race 2.1
01.10 - 5.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE
05.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.Pro WE
06.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
07.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
07.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE
09.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
11.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT1
14.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.1
15.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE
19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT
19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE

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> Elch Emil wurde am Montag in Österreich betäubt und in den tschechischen Böhmerwald gebracht
Austrians had finally enough of their Czech visitor and deported him back to Czechia together with another beast with shoe size 48 they found in the alps.











 >>/45750/
Heh, I think I've done over 100h of rape already this summer/fall. Partly because I've done so much heat training, partly because it's more convenient when you're time crunched (for example I've done 2h rides in then morning after I've taken the daughter to the kindergarten and just before my lecture starts). Rewatched almost all of House MD by now, that's 24 45-min episodes per season and over 7 seasons.
 >>/45751/
For me doing normal riding in the cold is no problem, but intervals are hard when you get very hot during the sets but then very cold during the long recoveries.




 >>/45757/
Incredibly comfy show yup! Last winter I rewatched The Wire and Sopranos, this time it's House and then after that LOST. The shows you watched in adolescence just hit different compared to any more modern stuff.


 >>/45760/
Might well be, I haven't watched any newer drama series (I think Breaking Bad was the last one I watched in HS because my then-girlfriend liked it, and I didn't think much of it). I have watched some newer reality shows though and it's laughable how bad they are compared to the old stuff, modern US Survivor for example is like a caricature of itself whereas the first 20 seasons (or at least the first 10) were really good and are still rewatchable.



 >>/45759/
When I was hard hit with me autism and barely left bed (played vidya and watched tv all day besides going to university every now and then) I was watching Orange Country Choppers, some Bear Grylls, Big Bang Theory but that House series especially.
This, The Wire, Sopranos all had that quality of a 90s highly condensed and unlikely scenarios but done with a high level plausibility and execution but also not pretentious to be something it is not - just a comfy, dynamic show that didn't treat you like a moron.






































> Laura Fivé finished 10th at her first World Championships. In the junior time trial, the 16-year-old Belgian received unexpected support. She rode with equipment from newly crowned world pro time trial champion Remco Evenepoel. "That's really fantastic," she beamed.

holy moly I know he's a manlet but what kind of midget feet does memco have




















 >>/45821/
Schizo/cyc/ is also slow. Have barely even seen the schizo burger.

But every time I think he's calming down, him and the brit go on some insane posting rampage that makes the other /cyc/ completely unusable.

So we'll see.









> brand new raper supreme v6 available for eightfiddy eurobux
Enticing but I kinda used up my not necessary expenditures budget for this month. We shall see what happens on January sales or maybe black friday.







> Now title sponsor Premier Tech is also joining the discussion, and the message for team manager Sylvan Adams is clear. "We are sensitive and attentive to the situation on the international stage, which has changed significantly since our participation in the WorldTour in 2017," reads the press release on Radio Canada's website.

> However, the current situation regarding the team's name is no longer sustainable for achieving our objective, which is precisely the reason for our commitment to cycling. Our expectation is that the team will evolve to a new name, without the term Israel, and that it will adopt a new identity and brand image

Mhmm pressure building
























 >>/45838/
These companies abandoning Israel after the Vuelta are so pathetic. Sponsoring a team called Israel Startup Nation whose goal is to promote Israel through sport is obviously a political decision. But now suddenly they want the team to be apolitical.
Sponsoring an Israeli team but saying it can't be called Israel will alienate both zionists and Israel critics.








































































































 >>/45965/
Always good to have two bikes anyway. And there is no waste since if you wait for this one to fail the prices would have gone up anyway for worse quality. Take a gravel bike while there are still dual chain ring options




























 >>/45993/
I'm not convinced this will affect other brands that use their factories because I read in another article on the matter that it's only > suspending the import of Giant-branded bikes, bike parts and components into the United States.
sure they say > [...]manufactured in Taiwan by Giant Manufacturing which you would think covers everything they produce but I don't think that's the case







 >>/46000/
Yeah I guess the entry level market in general is dead, there's lots of covid era barely used bikes on the market for cheap so I dunno who even buys those new shitty bikes for 3000€. Seems like all the innovation is in the 5000€+ market.




















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IMO people who are still buying new are more than happy to spend money unironically and the price became a feature, the road bike market has given up the entry level segment (I think) partially to increase margins which counters the decrease in sales over the past years and partially because there are more than enough people that just buying expensive stuff anyways. I have 2 bike shop/bike industry people in my extended cycling friend group and they both confirmed that here road bikes >4k are outselling cheaper road bikes by numbers, bike leasing makes it possible. The way I see it
> in western Europe its bike leasing and older people being fucking loaded and loving to show off wealth
> in the USA everyone cycling appeals to is just fucking loaded and loves to show off wealth
> in Australia everyone is just fucking loaded period and loves showing off wealth
> in Asia in places where people have money (Singapore, the upper 10% of China for example) everyone is just fucking loaded and loves showing off wealth even more
cycling now caters to people with money and people with money love cycling because its an easy sport that's fun and encourages spending


 >>/46021/
It's fun because where I live when the summer tourist are out most of the people I see riding outside are on 10 year old rim brake bikes. There are also way more MTB than gravel, feels like I'm living in the past (it's a good thing).







 >>/46022/
sure as hell makes it more appealing than financing a 6000€ bike with interest and not to mention you get insurance for cheap. It's basically for everyone but me kek because I don't like off the shelf bikes even with a decent price cut
















































































It's pretty stupid regardless of who posted about it first.
Why should road racing licenses be determined by mountain biking results? Might as well give PSG 2000 UCI points for winning the Champions League if the sport doesn't matter.

 >>/46110/
I'm fairly certain that they just aim to increase funding for offroad and track. As it stands there's not much money in anything but road cycling so every half decent runner at least has to dabble in road but with this it may lead to road teams hiring athletes just to farm some points






 >>/46113/
> from a spectator perspective I think it's fun
I only watch road so it will either have no impact or potentially make it slightly worse because a useless team gets invited to every WT race because it's full of cyclocrossers and mountainbikers.
I just find the concept outrageous since it's a oneway mechanism where other disciplines have influence on who gets to compete in road races. They would have to come up with a new UCI world tour that includes all disciplines for this to make sense.


















Anyway, tried Rouvy
It's a czech application so I am stipending the tried and tested czech economy
It's kinda fun, although the UI is made by somebody on a crack
Will try it couple more times but it's gonna be sunny next week fortunately



 >>/46133/
A sumo tournament (called basho) takes 15 days. They earn points with each win. The one with the most points wins the tournament championship (yusho).
Depending on how they accumulate points it could happen that it is already decided earlier. ie No way anyone can gather more point during the days left.
Sometimes top rikishis have the same amount of points by the end of the day, they decide with playoffs.
Fights go by ranking. First those in the lower ranks fight and as the day goes on the higher ranker rasslers gets their turn. The last bouts always fought by the yokozunas (not with each other, they only clash on the last couple of days, depending), since they are the final bosses the rikishis below them have to face.
Within a day, the later bouts tend to be more interesting since those osumosans are the more talented.

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We had a "competish" with a friend, who skips more classes and gets the coveted title of the "Skipper of the year".
We didn't skip that much all in all, but it was pretty often when we got off the bus, looked at the clock on our dumbphones, looked at each other:
> are we going?
> are we?
> nah
And we started classes an hour later.
And there was skipping class to learn for a test on the next class.
These retards barely scraped 2s and 3s in French, I was just being funny with my two guys and I barely ever got worse than 4 - these two often got 1s though and hilarity continued after the test results we're coming in, rip in peace Michiel.

Polska school grades, outside of university:
> 1 doesn't pass
> 2, 3 does but you're dim
> 4 is a satisfactory ok
> 5 is very good, barely a mistake
> 6 is perfect, not always possible to get, usually means some extra effort or a perfect test if the teacher made it so you can get more than a 5


 >>/46139/
cont.
Since they gather points, all fights matter. They rise or fall in the ranking (called banzke) according to their points. Ranking will decide whom they have to face next tournament (2 months later). And ofc, how much dough they get (since this is Jappo pro-sumo).

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 >>/46130/
My condolences bert, I would go crazy if I had to watch a virtual avatar ride the bike for half of the year.
For me it was some low cadence meme today again, first 60min of a bit harder endurance and then 10min bouts of 65rpm endurance. It sure feels funny, very easy on the heart but the legs get tired after a while, but a different kind of tired compared to normal.






 >>/46145/
I would go crazy if I had to ride on an indoor bicycle contraption even one time under any circumstances. Just threw on me 100 leaf bucks alloy wheels for the slop which is forecasted to begin this weekend and presumably last until next April


























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I just can't stand putting on all the cold weather gear and then still freezing and the wind just cuts me to pieces and I go like 15 km/h and then I come home and have to launder like 50 things and my bike is full of shit and I did all that for like 60 minutes of shitty riding in half dark freezing cold windy ass weather































































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Good news berts, bertina is finally pregnant again and we will hopefully have another child at the end of May. Been almost a year since her miscarriage so we're very happy about this, it was very rough mentally when the months went by and nothing happened. Will probably ride less next summer as a consequence, but who cares









 >>/46243/
Congrats Bert. 

Our baby shower is tomorrow, Bertina due end of October. We had a lot of struggles ourselves and did years of IVF and I know how isolating and brutal that sort of thing can be. Hope everyone is healthy









 >>/46260/
> For example, helmets for road cyclists must meet minimum ventilation requirements, there will be a ban on helmet shells or accessories that cover or obstruct the cyclist's ears, and there will be a ban on integrated or detachable visors.

> These new specifications are intended to differentiate between helmets in different disciplines and are also intended to counter aerodynamic advantages. The rules for road cycling will take effect on January 1, 2026, and for track cycling one year later.



































































































































































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 >>/46424/
Yes, there has to be a committee of very important boomers to sound off and put a stamp of approval on any highly acidic or alkaline compound you're smuggling in.
 >>/46425/
Yes, I have looked at where Zwolle is because I remember Utrecht being in the center of the country.
Don't you have maps with Poland on it?










Stealing this one from 4cuck because this is pretty hilarious
> Skjelmose wonders about new teammate: - If he has a little difficulty helping Tadej, then I don't know if he wants to help me in any way if it comes down to it.
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 >>/46449/
Ok, this is an annoying temp zone, you have to start dressing up.
You're exonerated from coldletism if you're not jazzed about going into this.
 >>/46450/
It seems like he is now only half superhuman, I'd think it is like 5 or 4 cobbles from the end.
Depends who survives the mythical Mont Kigali too, but he can't be afraid of anyone on that startlist, on African Flandres parcours.































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Which one of you beastly bertmen ended up building that tideace gravel bike? 
I kinda want to know how your experience was with the company and what components you put on it, how it rides etc. 
Been looking a little in to the chinese market myself
















It doesn't look good for superstar (Le Court) Pienaar
Her most trusted gregario (female) De Marigny-Lagesse already abandoned and her leftenant Halbwatch didn't even show up on the startline

 >>/46493/
actually the grail cfr comes with 437g 40mm schwalbes, I thought there would be heavier tires as well
 >>/46495/
putting on road tires with less sealant or tpu tubes would decrease the weight by almost half a kg not to mention that the grail cfr comes with 1651g wheels kek























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Low cadence meme is surprisingly fine, did 5x4min again with all sets over 440W. The Finnish terrain makes it a bit difficult as the 48x10 gearing isn't enough for the flats at 60-65rpm, but it is what it is. Battery died at this point, did 40min at higher z2 to get home, so decent eggs as well














































































































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So I am in LEYNDELL, ROYAL CAPITAL. The place looks amazing. It is going pretty well, surely I am making some progress now. Crazy how you can be level 100 and still can get surprised by a random grunt who does some combo and fucking KILLS you in two hits.









L'équipe doing an axelgaard:
5 stars: Pogi
4 stars: none
3 stars: remco
2 stars: Benny Hill, pidkek, del stier
1 star: sivakov, ayuso, skelly, ciccone, cararat, jay vine, captain america

let's see, la gazetta is saying they are doing for security reasons. protestors blocking the san luca rampa would be really annoying for the riders, you can't remount your bike, it's too steep to clip in without chuting.


 >>/46644/
Because he doesn't want to take initiative to do anything. If he says Israel can ride but at the same time doesn't punish organizers for excluding them then he hasn't truly picked sides and can try to ride out the storm doing nothing.
I don't know how important American money is to UCI. Maybe he will be forced to bend to Israel's will but so far it seems like UCI prefers to get involved as little as they can get away with.







 >>/46654/
> Many critics point to the fact that Russian teams were indeed banned after the invasion of Ukraine, but according to Lappartient, there is no legal basis for such measures against Israel. “The sanctions against Russia weren't imposed simply because it was a country at war. If that were the standard, many more countries would be punished today. The Russian invasion of Ukraine took place during the Olympic Truce, a resolution unanimously approved by the United Nations. At the time, we at the UCI saw it as a violation of that ceasefire. That's why sanctions were imposed.”

> The current reason for Russia's suspension isn't exactly the same. It's also because the Russian Olympic Committee has included areas that are internationally recognized by the UN as part of Ukraine. By doing so, it violates the Olympic Charter, which clearly states that countries are recognized as they are internationally recognized by the UN. Of course, people say today: Russia is sanctioned and other countries aren't. But legally speaking, there's a difference. Although that's sometimes difficult to explain on the street.”

> According to Lappartient, the crucial fact is that Israel has not formally annexed any Palestinian territory. Yet, calls for a boycott persist, most recently from the Bologna city council, which called for Israel-Premier Tech to be banned from participating in the Giro dell'Emilia. However, the Frenchman warns of the dangers of such measures. 
> We must ensure that teams aren't misused to spread a specific message. The Spanish government wanted us to exclude Israel-Premier Tech. But on what legal basis? Moreover, it would be contrary to Olympic values. If you ban a team for political reasons today, the next will follow tomorrow. There's no end in sight. 
> Nevertheless, Lappartient is also aware of how the participation of the Israeli formation and related demonstrations could hinder the continuation of races. "Sylvan Adams is here, and of course we will speak. I think it's important to look for solutions for next year. We have to be realistic: there are, at the very least, problems surrounding the races in Spain. I was already in contact with him during the Vuelta. I suggested removing Israel from the jersey. And I know this was also a proposal from the riders themselves, to relieve the pressure. I will talk to him about it, but I won't preempt what we'll discuss."


















 >>/46672/
ain't connecting to any sensors and I've had that twice before (fixed by factory reset) but this time its not coming back and ever since I had it all sensors sometimes would just disappear mid ride, that happened like 3 or 4 times 
like, all sensors. Power, hr, di2 poof gone

I haven't look because my 530 is running fine after 5years but haven't the Chinese figured out how to do bike computer yet? I mean it can't be that hard and with the price of main brands there are a lot of space for profit

























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World Championships Road Race OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pogacar 1.57
> Evenepoel 4
> Toro 15
> Pidcvck 17
> Ayuso Pesquera 17
> Healy 23
> Carapaz Montenegro 23
> Skjelmose 26
> Ciccone 41
> Vine 41
> Roglic 51
> Allah 41
> Hindley 81
> Bernal Gomez 81
> Sivakov 101
> Simmons 101
...
> Madouas 151
> Jegat 401
> Morgado 501
> Uijtdebroeks 751
> Canal 1501
> Cadena 2501
> Antunsh 2501















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