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Infinite Edition

> Current and upcoming races
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
09.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
09.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
11.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
11.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
13.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
14.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro WE
14.05 - 18.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
14.05 - 18.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
16.05 - 18.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
17.05 ZLM Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
18.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
20.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro

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 >>/5921/
Giro General Classification OFFICIAL /bet/

> Roglic 2.2
> Ayuso Pesquera 2.75
> Yatesi 9
> Storer 17
> Landa 19
> Tiberi 23
> Arensman 26
> Carapaz 29
> Pidcvck 34
> Toro 34
> Gee 34
> Bernal Gomez 34
> Martinez Povidla 41
> Yatesi 41
> Hindley 41
> Vine 41
> Ciccone 67
> Gaudu 101
...
> Aert 151
> Quintana 301
> Hirt 401
> Cepeda 401
> Kelderman 601
> Fuglsang 1501
> Voisard 1501









































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> Plan-Pedersen
> In any case, Lidl-Trek will do everything in its power to get leader Pedersen in a seat to finish spot Tirana.
< "We want to try something with Mads,"
> teammate Giulio Ciccone sounds mysterious.
< "I don't think we are the only team that will undertake something."











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Il Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)
Stage 1
Durrës - Tirana
160km

Start List:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2025/stage-1/live

Streams:
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https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
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> 15:15 Txirrindularitza; Italiako Giroa - 1.etapa; Durazzo/Tirana (160Km)
kek, how are you even supposed to pronounce Txirrindularitza? maybe ask Landa to do it once. 
> Xhiro e Italisë - çiklizëm
expected something more exotic in Albanian
























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It's weird how nobody's giving two shits about DNF Martinez this time despite being second last year. I think him and Hindley can both well ride into top10 even when doing domestic duties for Rog.
 >>/6058/
 >>/6057/
Jokes on you, I found a way to have both Poels AND Hindley in the team. The stage can't start soon enough so that I am finally free of this adjusting nonsense.






























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 >>/6082/
as long as they dont ruin the mechanics that made EU4 so addicting (colonization especially) it should be good, although the new UI makes it seem like one of those scam mobile games. CK3 is far too roleplay heavy, tries to too much to stray away and discourage the main gameplay loop which is fighting wars and expanding


































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 >>/6121/
For me Gee was always in, but it was hard to think about Hindley/Landa vs slightly cheaper climbers and swapping Rogla for Ayuso. Let's see how it goes, I hope Roglic wins anyway. And it was frustrating to pick Kooij but I think he will score more points than some GC rider I could've afforded like Arensman or Del Toro. We'll see how wise it was in the end



















































































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Devils Satan Social Network
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 >>/6220/
> [quirky name]
> Palestine - Piss in a Cup
> joe`s team
> MVDF
> La solitudine
> I HATE W*UT DOT COM
>  >needing 100 velocoins
> Slome Duikelaar
> Durango Danglers
> SK-INEOS WINS LOL
> Fraudulence CC
> 2out van Washed Pro Cycling Team
> Quick Rundown
> BurgerBert`s Bunch
> The Lions of the Stockeu
> Amigos do Pedal
> Asthma Grenadiers
> Marq Qwabendish
> So glad i stopped watching this \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"sport\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
> CHADstana
> Kasia`s Jersey
> 246 WT stage races since a Fr*nch GC win
> Group Pinot -15 min
> /pinot/
> Diesel e Vinho Verde
> Equipe de France (1812 borders)
> The Remco Seething Reflex
> Rolling for Robyn
> Year of the Emu
> Sending Them Homeward






































































































































































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MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS






















































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 >>/6432/
he has the OG weakmind whisper in his ear for hours every day
> you can't do it Thymen
> may as well not try Thymen
> what if you blow up? You will blow up
> everyone will laugh at you
> your legs are starting to hurt you have to go slower or you will blow
> your coach is sabotaging you




































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> "That would be my advice to Thymen now: you lose a minute and a half, that sucks and you are of course very disappointed, but you can do nothing else than give everything again tomorrow. Then we will take stock after three weeks. He has my number. I don't want to impose myself, but if he needs me, he can always call me. He knows that too."

man he really is the serpent in the garden of eden for thymen
> call me thymen I was also a fraud once













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I mean it's straight up cursed too 
> 2016 landa dnf due to illness
> 2017 G motorcycle chute
> 2018 Pinot fucking PNEUMONIA
> 2019 sivasqueak regular fraud
> 2021 yates did pretty well, started terribly
> 2022 bardet covid after looking really good
> 2023 gamershart breaks his hips after looking really good
> 2024 fraud






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 >>/6495/
 >>/6496/
Issa recency bias. He was just better than Arensman, he was Foss (hé) tier in P-N, he ended up high because he was an afterthought in a fuga.
Only one who may really hit off is Cararat but I think top watts mean top mass, body language and bucal fat doctor didn't see anything convincing in the afternoon sun.
I also hope not from a strategic reason of me not having him and a lot of people do have him. Schadenfreude and hoping neighbor's cow dies is ultimate.






































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> Mikel was immediately taken to the hospital, where examinations and a CT scan revealed that Mikel had suffered a stable fracture of the Th 11 vertebra. This will require Mikel to remain in a stable lying position for an extended period of time.




















































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Back from a short 4 days vacations in czech republic.
just wanted to say to our local friend that i hope this place stays like this for a long time. Enjoy what you have.

My only gripe ( and i say this as someone who travelled across all continents ) is how cold you motherfuckers are. Any service industry worker either acts like they hate you or want to kill themselves.
People aren't especially friendly in everyday life either ( shoving you without saying anything ). Apparently its a cultural thing, but that's a bit disturbing.












































































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> Pizza al taglio
Doesn't that mean just pizza in pieces or cut pizza?
I know there are far more styles than the very thin plus puffy crust.
Hey, it is a style indeed, no wonder some random Polaks loved it, this is what we have had before "real" pizza came in.
Rectangular, yeasty, fat, dry and doughy pizza pie with ham, cheap cheese, shrooms and bad ketchup, made by mom or babcia.










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 >>/6671/
I loved that variety too, a Polish take on it at least.
Nothing was better than a huge "American style" pizza with all that grease, on a Sunday afternoon after watching football and sunbathing while drinking beer with the boys whole day.
But we do not count it to real styles.





























































































































































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Bertacek do you take apprentices? I rode my gr*vel Colnago for 9 months with the wrong (non-wide) sram quark dub crank... no wonder that shit wobbled and creacket the whole time. how should I even know something like a wide version exists ffs










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I guess if they control the race all day so the breakaway isn't far off they wont have to drill the climb too hard for Mads. I just think all the sprint teams whose sprinters got dropped day 1 wont help Trek and neither will Bora who will probably like some shitter to take the jersey.























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Ayuso is still yet to have the best of all of his teammates in a GT ITT.

He is a good time trialist, but you'd think he is Pogacar or Vingegaard level the way some people talk about his chances every time there's a time trial. In reality, his best TT results are still from beating out of form guys in March or April.





































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Stage 3 OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pedersen 2.75
> Aert 11
> Pidcvck 15
> Vacek 19
> Toro 29
> Scaroni 29
> Ulissi 29
> Strong 29
> Bilbao 34
> Groves 34
> Ayuso 41
> Roglic 41
> Steinhauser 41
> Vendrame 41
> Aular 41
> Kooij 51
> Fiorelli 51
...
> Vine 67
> Carapaz Montenegro 81
> Bowman 81
> Bardet 101
> Gee 101
> Double 151
> Bennett 151

> mads is an outright favourite on an alpesque profile stage
what a world we live in























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RedBull™ bonification sprint is before the alb d'huez tomorrow, if RCS wanted any fun they'd put it at the top of the climb. realistically doesn't play a factor, if there's inexplicably no break at that point in the race Mads can secure pink though.


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 >>/6938/
I think they'd have to. I think it's also the most fun outcome for tomorrow as it opens the UAE betrayalfest path. I've also thought that tomorrow's stage isn't too different from the Tour stage that Hindley won, but with more flat at the end which might kill any fun.







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come right down for everyone's favourite coupe de france game, the Uno-X Roulette! spin the goomblewheel on which Norwegian runner will top10 this time! Will it be Abrahamsen? Tiller? Dversnes? The Hippopotamus of Mandal? Who knows? Come spin the wheel! spin the wheel! Just dont guess wrong, there are velopoints at stake!
























































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