/bert/ - ciclismo

Hello

Good evening sirs

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Hi.

Not even that bad from Czerwonka

That was better than expected.

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nice lever position

Oh Isabelle van Elst is just Dutch. No Flemish accent at all

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Since when does pogi do Calpe?

Almost chute lel. This fraud can stay in Belgium

kwak

Francetv is not showing skating, I feel left out

 >>/63926/
grug is there

Bertacek spotted in the audience

 >>/63929/
Surely they will show the second part. These were just the shitters

femke cock

What now. No team to adjust and mess up. Dinner - eaten. Laundry - drying. Dishes - done. Shit - deployed.

 >>/63926/
aren't they always in that region in winter/spring? Lots of social media stalker content from that area at least

 >>/63934/
deadlifts

> leave for 10 minutes to grab food
> come back to fem-ice hockey 
gross

 >>/63935/
He stays in monaco mostly, maybe his GF is there with her team

 >>/63936/
That's tomorrow, haven't been to the gym today.

 >>/63939/
a little reading then

 >>/63932/
They're showing curling ...

 >>/63940/
Grug no read.

suisse-german tv isn't loading hmm. But schweiz-french tv is working, evening is saved

 >>/63938/
last year they were there in december I know that for sure because friends of mine stalked the team and filmed lots of stalker content

 >>/63944/
lovely, I saw arnaud de stier last week too but I didn't stalk him
yet

 >>/63945/
Stier is stalking you, not the other way around

non... mes vaches... bessie...

We are BACK

FALSE START

LETS GO CHYNA

when's slutta

 >>/63951/
Almost Bert

must be fun doing those corners with 50 km/h. I even own some 60 year old ice skates to use them on frozen lakes, but that doesn't happen very often.

> chyna hag
lets go... poland? eh

Yin Qi's scooby

Kwik what a kwek.

Man everybody is slow. The ice must be SHIT

 >>/63957/
what makes an ice fast

Jutta has 12 layers of paint on her face

black power

 >>/63958/
Well the temperature and it can be soft or hard or something idk

 >>/63957/
It's 10 degrees ouside and this is some cheap makeshift track made in Italy. You had your experience with treins made in Italy that were supposed to run between Bruxelles and Amsterdam.

 >>/63960/
KARA BOGA

boo

black don't crack

SHIEEET

sheeeeeit she fast

Another sport whites can't compete in anymore they discovered track

 >>/63962/
Yes but Lollobrigida and Eitrem were still absolutely NOT NORMAL

damn that hair must be 3kg on its own

 >>/63970/
he's out with bad stomach. that burger that he keeps eating isn't fresh anymore.

CAM ON LASS

 >>/63972/
kek

FEMKE FEMKE FEMKE

COCKS OUT FOR FEMKE

CAM ON FEMCOCK
PUSH SAM FAKING WATTS

did big fake lips invade holland too

pwoah

> -1.24
!

 >>/63972/
omani lab rat "food" is to blame
if anything, burger has been vindicated

PWOAH

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUVKKKVKKVKVJUDJDHHAAAAA

PURE SPEED

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KOKOKOKOKOK

 >>/63983/
would've been WR on decent ice

chocofem is forgotten, now I root for femcock

This HAS to be gold

Also the negress will be lynched out of medals, probably.

takagibros? 
sluttabros??

White girl winter

This is NOT NORMAL. But in this case clean of course

ca marche

de nul is zeker weg bij nederland

This is an impossible time. Too bad Jutta

 >>/63994/
Was writing this but didn't post kek.

> 1:12.59
BLOOD LIKE SYRUP BLOOD LIKE SYRUP

still rooting for slutta

Don't show that retard.

for me it's le coq-sur-mer.

> leerdam -0.19
UH OH FEMKE UH OH

Slutta absolutely storming.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

1:12.31
JUST HOW DOPED IS THIS PERFORMANCE??
HOW DOPED IS THE DUTCH NT???

yes well

cockbros...

THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT

SLUTTA
SLUTTA
SLUTTA

hello wada?

Okay I bow

She's so ugly lmao, what did she do to her face?

 >>/64012/
BOGGED

jesus so performative

 >>/64014/
Cringing hard, me.

she's wearing A LOT of makeup

 >>/63810/
vinderbud not accounting for DOPAGE

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 >>/64017/
The Vinderbud was very good but I didn't want to jinx this time

 >>/64010/
emergerncy WADA meeting 

> kok losing to slut
many such cases

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 >>/64017/
 >>/64018/
Vinderbud went exactly as planned, the reverse jinx worked like a charm.

 >>/64019/
This is clean. With no Norwegians and Italians we can finally perform

 >>/64019/
how does she get away not getting any roid traces from that youtube bf? On the other a Suisse athlete did get away with the sex excuse.

 >>/64020/
kek

 >>/64023/
He's gay and they don't have sex

czechberts on suicide watch

 >>/64025/
truthful post

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whens the next dopevent? Tomorrow?

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 >>/64028/
Day after tomorrow but I have to work

 >>/64029/
gotta say male skating doesn't hit particularly hard, another one of those sports where the females fit better

 >>/64030/
This sounds a bit coomerish if I may say

 >>/64031/
just how it is

19y old Tomasiak 0.1p from podium, this is the day Polskabros

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> see ompoop on pcs frontpage
> click on it to check the startlist
> literally who are these people why are there so many jobbers in this race
> it's the womens race

 >>/64033/
Shhh don't jinx it!
First ski jumping something I have watched since a while.

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 >>/64034/
Maybe you just like women.
A bit gay tbh.

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 >>/64034/
It has just been established you are a coomer so you should be familiar with these names

 >>/64030/
like beach volleyball

 >>/64037/
the amount of cuties in the female pro peleton is absolutely grim

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 >>/64036/
 >>/64037/
Yes I like them.
But I don't follow female road cycling at all, I can watch track, cx, mtb but road? It's too grim

> A new biopic about Lance Armstrong is in the works. The former American cyclist will be involved in the film, but will not be producing it. Edward Berger, who previously made "Nons Neues Im Westen" and "Conclave," will take over.

> Austin Butler plays Lance

 >>/64041/
Who?

 >>/64041/
> one relatively short period of cycling provides enough content for several decades
> it's not even a particularly good or entertaining period

 >>/64041/
wonder if he's related to the great BUTLER Reynard

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We're live in Sarajevo.

 >>/64045/
glad I don't live there

 >>/64035/
suddenly we have a new Simon Ammann

 >>/64035/
Go kacper my son

fou bert beaten

gold

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpy6jWtvnqU good video

A medal!
 >>/64047/
This guy was always meh, now a medal!
 >>/64050/
You too a medal, Teutonic Tormentor  *spits*

Ski jumping truly is the greatest, so happy for Kacper although he couldn't quite make ot for the gold

Germany-Poland-Switzerland
I can live with this

 >>/64051/
> slippery people starts playing

 >>/64055/
the trail from the thumbnail is crazy if you mess up you perish

Talking about slippy:
https://x.com/lucasaganronald/status/2020898680241316206

 >>/64057/
oil slick? why are there dude's chuting solo a minute after the others chute

 >>/64041/
Conclave sucked ass

 >>/64059/
his new one Ballad of a Small Player is also absolute dogshit

 >>/64058/
I've been rewatching it a couple times and I have no idea why the solo chutes happen, they just do. Maybe its really sandy but the road looks clear enough

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 >>/64061/
Has to be something slippy but also colorless.

 >>/64058/
Riders chuting in a roundabout happens so often. It's basically a skill issue

 >>/64041/
ynr that Lance wqs in Dodgeball. His inspiring speech always makes me kek.

Primoz chilling at the Olympics is part of his training plan?

 >>/64065/
training?
plan?

 >>/64066/
Are you on tramadol again?

> 5 rounds of business dinner
idk what what to write in me calorie tables

 >>/64068/
FULL

 >>/64068/
> his applet doesn't just input data automagically mit foto
KWAB

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 >>/64041/
> Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

> Enjoy a juicy succulent burger at a diner
> Staff is cleaning and sterilizing floors right now, I'm literally surrounded by cleaning fumes and mops/buckets
> Check to see if this is some sort of passive aggressive GTFO move if they close at 5pm (now), the answer is no, they close at midnight 
> Can't even enjoy my burger because my eyes and sinuses are burning from cleaning fumes 
Also my Veloteam appears to have completely shit the bed so it's just not a good day.

 >>/64068/
Business? What business. You have no business

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> tfw eating burger

 >>/64073/
What? I am member of the board

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> check german olympia news
> slutta picture story

 >>/64075/
Shamelessly copying Norm: board is spelled B O R E D.

Go to sleep you assholes, I'm seeing you in the office 7am flat. It still some siestanigger tier time.

done a BIG chute comicale at the ski slope
good thing my cyc gf wasn't there to see it

 >>/64078/
Everyone saw how you beefed it

Suissebert I like to claim some DESCHWANDEN stock into my portfolio.
https://x.com/Eurosport_PL/status/2020979771975360908

GOSZCZURNY and ONEHELLUVE in a hopeless fuga today.