/bert/ - ciclismo

First for SEIXAS

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 >>/67942/
> webm stolen from rusbert

 >>/67944/
> grugging up the berg

Youtuber actually with a good team this time, tobias lund looked strong on the bosberg

 >>/67943/
 BASED 

> show the watch

The only one who can break the curse

the realkoersvrouwen from antwerp spotted

His woman is so not it.

okay so now that omloop is a done deal lets see what we have to look forward to in italy
> dead startlist
> w*ut
> pog and del dopo
not much

 >>/67951/
Just imagine their bony muscular android sex

only GW left

T A N K

Where in the fuck was Magnier. I have fucking nobody else as well

our man is here

Eh, just keeping that first draft and making MVDP work somehow. Although I am probably not keeping LAPORTE if I have MAGNIER and MVDP.

 >>/67943/
Jesus this kid is a stud

 >>/67959/
> Podiumed a 280km 7000 vert WC at age 18
Ya think?

 >>/67956/
11th. What a fraud

 >>/67960/
When was that? He podiumed the EC

 >>/67960/
That was the 200 km 3400 vert EC, he was only 13th at the WC

waar van sintmaartensijk

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The l'equipe broadcast for Ardeche was hilarious, they're beyond the BELIEVE stage

> there is a chance he will do kbk tomorrow

 >>/67968/
Gotta keep Jappe happy and motivated. Grug is a good leader.

Either Nihonbert or Suissebert win.

Knew TURNER is going to be no good. Too bad WATSON was a complete no show.

 >>/67971/
> picked turner

> hum no he hasn't done shit in classics lately

> pick vacek instead

> yeah no mads its def gonna work

> ...


Not off to a good start

Lenny beat Jorgo for the podium, nice

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> me Velogame picks

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finally

 >>/67952/
plus KUSS kinos

 >>/67977/
wait what I win? am I cursed now?

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> femloop is 6 km shorter than my ride
nice "sport"

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I want his meds.

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#Pray4Bertacek

 >>/67982/
how many meters are you descending on that

 >>/67977/
> Top-10
stop the count!

 >>/67977/
Geeat. Beaten by a guy who is probably dead in the snow somewhere by now

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Kek, his world is crumbling

 >>/67977/
feasting (on assist points)

 >>/67986/
/pol/gacar?

 >>/67986/
kek yea how does one deal with the most gigadoped new runner being french and genuinely likely to win grand tours sooner rather than later

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kek

 >>/67990/
Hehe and then Mathieu rode over his face like "gtfo shitter"

wish Grug would do Strade again 2bqh

 >>/67990/
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What would happen with a French TdF winner. Or does nobody care anymore about cyclisme there

> Tim Wellens, an outsider in the Omloop: "After my victory in Jaén, I received a lot of negative feedback. About doping, and that UAE is not normal."
So decided to show some decency. People have learned from Padun

 >>/67995/
why would anyone care about feedback from some shitter pre-season preparation tour?

 >>/67995/
Bastard could have said this before the race

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I was wondering what Burgos was doing here but then you have this. Haha. Hahahaha. Ha.

 >>/67998/
kwaks

 >>/67996/
That feedback? That was me

 >>/67995/
where can I send feedback to the UAE riders to make them show decency?

 >>/68001/
squeak@uci.ch

it's Demi beats Kasia o'clock

Sixes is already 19, do they let him run the TdF this year?

 >>/68004/
yes

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 >>/68004/
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that

 >>/68004/
Of course he'll go, sponsors can't pass on that

 >>/68006/
> I could not wipe my ass.
> I could not poop for five days.
I fail to see the connection. Just tell the young, hot student nurse that you have to shit right now, and demand she wipe your ass.

 >>/67983/
 >>/67983/
500 vertical meters give or take

So who to pick for Kuurne hmm. Full on sprinters or bet for something a bit more selective. Overly focus on today's results or not. Hmmm

 >>/68012/
that guy is so DOPED it makes me sick but at the same time I'm happy that there's another doper in the mix and racing will become more exciting
ciclismo giveth and taketh innit

 >>/68014/
French riders in french teams can't be DOPED, what do you mean

SEXASS did WHAT?
We are now living in a post-dopacar world

 >>/68012/
Lel there's already a thread about him at The Clinic, about time

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 >>/68015/
in other news I hear that seixass did the ILLEGAL today and runner have been getting DSQ'd for doing a few seconds of the illegal.
Are french riders on french teams also safe from that?

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Yeah, he's doing the tour this year

 >>/68018/
This is funny because the first rider to do this was remco at liege so the UCI actually never enforced the rule

 >>/68018/
I think he's ok there 2bh

 >>/68018/
In French races, yes.

Yes well Remco Excusenepoel also did shit like this at 19 and then barely improved anymore

I'm back, lovely day

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 >>/68006/

Slick Rick Pluimers really fucked that race up for a lot of riders.
Laporte was insanely good for someone that had to stop dead in his tracks in the middle of the climb

 >>/68023/
Nah. Remco's results aside from ITT were mostly against literal jobbers at bottom tier races.

 >>/68023/
 >>/68029/
Yeah, what Seixas did last autumn and this year in Algarve and today is way more impressive than Evenepoel in 2019 and 2020

 >>/68028/
Laporte was the best of the rest on the Muur too. Without Pluimers's crash, he would probably had been with Grug and co after Molenberg

 >>/68030/
but memco won algarve against known dopeurs on the podium

I was on the eikenberg today and tom peacock is a certified kwab, saw it with me own eyes

 >>/68033/
What happened

 >>/68029/
hayter take

 >>/68033/
this testimony confirms what I suspected watching the race

 >>/68034/
weak little anglo fears the COBBLES

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can't be a real person

 >>/68038/
His face appears to be getting smaller each year

 >>/68029/
But San Sebastian

 >>/68033/
waar mit foto hè ?

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Got rained on today :) Just watched the replay, interesting showings from Tobias Lund

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King Küng broke his femur today

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 >>/68042/
Very cool ride, Bert!

 >>/68042/
I got mangled by wind but otherwise had glorious weather. I found like 25k of entirely new route pretty good

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> Smash your face against wet, cold cobbles
> Break two teeth and get them fixed the same day
> Do another 200 km in the same terrain the day after
Kek, cyclists are insane