/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/71684/
Without wellens and narvaez the cipressa won't be as hard

BIERMANS FUCK, swapped him out last minute.

 >>/71681/
4 Jeannière Emilien

Finally a decent goomble

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> he didn't take Philipsen 4 times

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8 penhoet 
milan menton would have been the better choice

 >>/71690/
but where did Segaert end up?

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 >>/71690/
nice
but where are my bottom row jobbers...

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honhon!

> 30°C (that's eurodegrees not freedom degrees) in San Francisco 
norcal bert is already heat training

I would always pick Jeannière but 20 velocoins is fucking OBSCENE

 >>/71694/
it's a sweltering 15°C here
perfect after work ride conditions

 >>/71694/
-1° checking in

 >>/71695/
pay up goomble piggie

 >>/71695/
pay top dollar for results

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has anyone at this team realized these are the races they're supposed to score points?
why isn't bittner here

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Bert, come watch sumo, in 5!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/71700/
henry the sly fox winning 3 UCI points means nothing to you? also
> 20 Segaert
kwab

today's eggs were zones 1 and 7 therefore I will eat a burger

 >>/71700/
Who in the absolute FUCK is Milan DE CEUSTER. Or any of the others to be desu

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 >>/71702/
true those 3 UCI points almost propelled him into the top 10 points scorers of the team

I've found Bertaceks YouTube channel. 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nIdu52GXZoE

 >>/71706/
KEK, watched the one hit wonders video of this guy two days ago, almost posted it here with the mandatory brtek joke because he is clearly Czech.
> it's Oli ZAUGG

 >>/71693/
Ah yes, I'm a retard who made it a cat 2 race.

 >>/71705/
how is it even possible to have a worse team than cofidis? retirement homes don't work in cycling. just find some talented youngsters that will ride for the minimum salary that throwing money at has-beens like Jakobsen. didn't they get some money for Onley?

 >>/71707/
The encyclopedic knowledge of BB's is what ultimately gave him away.

 >>/71709/
fink I'd sooner hire the ghost of scaleb ew*n than kwabio fatkwabsen

 >>/71706/
yes, he's clearly a bert

 >>/71709/
cofidis as bad as they are atleast realize the point and send 5 sprinters with the hopes of one surviving

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another tempo ride in the books. also made some schnitzel (vom huhn)

 >>/71714/
Well schnitzelled.

 >>/71714/
Noice schnitzen, haven't seen your kitchen and plates for a while.

 >>/71716/
was on 4chins most of the time, but here its more comfy tbh

eating a burgor while listening the wichita lineman
time to ask for my green card

 >>/71718/
eating chocolate

 >>/71714/
What are the sides Bert? Potatoes of some kind?

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holy shit are they still going on about this

 >>/71714/
brtek schnitzel 2bh most berts hate on chicken schnitzel (I'm impartial)

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GC.  >>/71723/

 >>/71720/
steamed rice and preiselbeermarmelade

 >>/71714/
holly kino

 >>/71722/
All schntizel are good tbqh

 >>/71722/
most berts are REALLY stupid if that's the case

 >>/71727/
> this flag
are you a pogi fan?

 >>/71727/
inshallah

 >>/71727/
you're just saying that because you can't eat pork 
kwab

Pork included of course. If god didn't want us to eat pork he wouldn't have made it so TASTY

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should I join patje's club?
I wonder if they drink duvels

 >>/71733/
can't use Bar Gidon anymore with Remco being a borakid now?

 >>/71734/
I think the guy that opens bar gidon is pretty ill or something, it's not open very much anymore.
UAE tour might have done him in