/bert/ - ciclismo

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squeaking in progress from 19 until 6

When will Memco DNF, place your bets

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33 Jonas Vingegaard
25 Lenny Martinez
24 Thomas Pidcock
22 Dorian Godon
15 Florian Lipowitz
15 Iván Ramiro Sosa
10 Jørgen Nordhagen
10 Cian Uijtdebroeks
9 Felix Gall
9 João Almeida
8 Valentin Paret-Peintre
7 Toon Aerts
7 Ethan Vernon
7 Matthew Riccitello
7 Josh Burnett
6 Léo Bisiaux
6 Mikel Landa
6 Senna Remijn
5 Remco Evenepoel
5 Georg Steinhauser
5 Andreas Leknessund
5 Afonso Eulálio
4 Marc Soler
4 Noa Isidore
4 Giulio Ciccone
4 Filippo Zana
3 Oscar Onley
3 Richard Carapaz
3 Jakob Omrzel
3 Henok Mulubrhan
3 Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
3 Magnus Cort
3 Cristián Rodríguez
2 Lorenzo Fortunato
2 Brady Gilmore
2 Liam Slock
2 Bruno Armirail
2 Darren Rafferty
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Jai Hindley
2 Bob Jungels
2 Mathieu Kockelmann
2 Patrick Gamper
2 Antoine L'Hote
1 Yago Aguirre
1 Ben O'Connor
1 Sam Bennett
1 Stefan De Bod
1 Sergio Geovani Chumil
1 Henri Uhlig
1 Brandon McNulty
1 Simone Gualdi
1 Alberto Dainese
1 Michel Hessmann
1 Jacopo Mosca
1 Rainer Kepplinger
1 Mikel Bizkarra
1 Markel Beloki
1 Koen Bouwman
1 Carlos Rodríguez
1 Byron Munton
1 Enric Mas
1 Jokin Murguialday
1 Reuben Thompson
1 Gal Glivar
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Einer Rubio
1 Menno Huising
1 Baptiste Veistroffer
1 Luca Vergallito
1 Jay Vine
1 Abel Balderstone


> 7=

2 Jonas Vingegaard Lenny Martinez Thomas Pidcock Florian Lipowitz Iván Ramiro Sosa Jørgen Nordhagen Felix Gall
> Quality organic self-grown riders
> So glad i stopped watching this \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Oh here are the noombers

Hehe nobody fell for that Guardeño psyop

 >>/72982/
> 5 remco
heh, berts not believing anymore

Veirhuffer picker already picking up points

 >>/72997/
Bertao.

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 >>/72982/
great, I'm cursed

 >>/72997/
always believed in him

oi what do you mean pidkwak wont go for gc?

all Henok MULUBRHAN pickers are my bros

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Why did so many Berts pick Sosa?
Is he not completely dogshit now? What am I missing?

 >>/73005/
I like the name and thats that maybe some of the social media people picked him

 >>/73005/
Yeah there are so many spectacular 4 pointers like ehh

NSM is ridding all in for bradley gilmore today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJlTy5iT4ZE

This will rejoice the 2 berts believers

 >>/73005/
4 points and not normal at the nationals

 >>/73008/
What?? Get the FUCK out of here

I spent TEN velocoins on Vernon

 >>/73011/
The finish isn't that easy, i am not sure vernon would have held.
Or he'd be gassed

were ASO's live trackers already like this last year or is Catalunya's new?

looks surprisingly good and compact imo

Veistroffer gets the KOM points, absolutely feasting. Just need Cort to win the stage.

Please stop requesting best Frenchman stats from PCS man

 >>/73014/
> cort

 >>/73016/
I thought long and hard about him but he is too inconsistent

crikey what an answer from 'Cock

italian conti ciclista snatched for dopage

anyway pogi is allowed to roam freely still

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Oh so Sosa was only 4 points. 
Wasn't paying attention. He won't do shit anyway.

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What was this dude's fucking problem

 >>/73022/
being the apex

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 >>/73022/
being too based

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Easy endurance today as we were all pretty tired from yesterday's big efforts. Went to a couple of monasteries, amazing views, and even the flatter countryside was pretty spectacular. Rode the last 2h by myself and I think I prefer that to riding in a group, it's nice to be by yourself and your thoughts.

 >>/73025/
we will be expecting a cumulative total of the egg count for you're trip of course

 >>/73026/
Sure! Today 41, yesterday 55, 15 on Sat. Let's see if we can get to 300 yet heh

Vernon out?

lucky number
> 7 Josh Burnett
> 7 Ethan Vernon

 >>/73028/
The tunnels won't be safe tonight

almost took Baroncini

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probably last ride outside before 10 days of rain and snow

 >>/73032/
Good job, Bert
For me, it's tomorrow the last ride of the spring
Then it's winter again

 >>/73032/
same for all of us isn't it

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 >>/73028/

This was a fun stage last year

 >>/73037/
or the year before where the legend Nick Schultz beat teddy pogacar

soler is jumping around like a spastik on the bike. I don't like it

l'hote dead

ciccone gone

 >>/73038/
Or in 2022 when it was Sonny COLBRELLI's swamp song

 >>/73042/
rumor is today will also have a victim

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 >>/73040/

 >>/73041/
Trek's lineup had too many potential liders so I took none of them

adjusted ciccone out last minute for the other potential fraud lenny

Why is UAE drilling it?

Questions are being asked

 >>/73047/
Probably just for positioning

 >>/73047/
the only way to beat jonas is force him to chute by going full send

this is a great descent

kockelmeme still alive wtf

jonas going crazy

he's riding as if a cycling influencer is in his wheel

he will never chute like in basque country again
if anyone will hit those tree roots it's me

Should have just kept UHLIG.

Godon is a kino rider

Maybe should have picked Remco after all. Congrats Tismbert for 1-2-3.

GODon

GREAT effort by humiliated Remco

godoped is a beast but I don't know who won

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 >>/73062/
> 

silva 4th
lotto rider 5th

That a pretty long sprint. Remking almost had time to come back around GODon again.

 >>/73065/
> I've been working on longer efforts
he's gonna get heemed on the rampas again isn't he

 >>/73067/
He is, these explosions were nothing a one trip to a mountain can fix.

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 >>/73063/

 >>/73067/
He's no longer the no punch meme rider he once was but he'll get heemed by Jonas Joãonas in the passos.

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My boy RACCAGNI NOVIERO is there too, if I knew he would be before UHLIG in the pecking order.
L'HOTE skors too, bertman was doing me dirty reporting he is dead.

 >>/73071/
my bad, I forgot Kirby was senile and can't read numbers anymore

 >>/73072/
I have BARANOWSKI on Eurosport Polska who is outstanding in reading riders. But I tuned to tiz since it has less delay.

Autismbert and Irishbert with 1-2-3. They may still not win.

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Luv GODon's Frenglish.

Great job driving for Gilmore while the other other other fraud BENNETT was the highest finishing guy. Hive me back my 10, I am picking RACCAGNI and some 6 jobber.

I think I did ctr+f Gaudon and didn't find him.

gee-yeast completely humiliated alongside most trek riders

> wins one stage
> gets numerous trophies
hmm

 >>/73076/
Gilmore may have been in a chute with GALL, EULALIO, LEKNSESSUND, MULUBRHAN, MUNTON, DECOMBLE, GUARDEŃO

 >>/73078/
Many frauds exposed. Really didn't like picking any of them, even SKJELMOSE who looks fine.

Go away with burgerland flag.

Remco Evenepoel? Remco Evenepoel!

 >>/73082/
Why

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this guy really made the deal of the century

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 >>/73084/
Because it's not mine. You're pretty comfy with Egypt, why would that be a thing if the banner is so great, HUH?

Our Bért wins.

why didn't memco just ride MSR, why is he so stupid

 >>/73087/
Dreaming the GC dream (nightmare).

 >>/73087/

It's ok. Next year Cipressa is going to be Remco vs Vingegaard vs Seixas.

 >>/73087/
gotta larp as a gc rider AT ALL COST

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 >>/73088/
 >>/73090/
why did he have to win that vuelta

NJAL is doing some crazy race type I have never seen before

 >>/73092/
steering in virtual riding, what are we coming to

 >>/73092/
There's a time trial this week, wanna try it later too
 >>/73093/
It is so overpowered too in zwift """racing""", if you are against some poor bertacek who can't steer, you can drift away so he doesn't get any slipstream. Also you cut corners and save some 1% of total distance.

 >>/73094/
wait how do you steer, do you ride with a xbox 360 controller or something

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 >>/73095/
apparently yes

 >>/73096/
is it gyro controlled or do you use the d-pad
if it's just the d-pad it's kinda lame tbh

 >>/73096/
pretty gay if you ask me

Memco should be doing all 5 monuments. It's more than time to force him to ride on some cobbles.

I genuinely don't understand how any Belgian could ever excuse this much cowardice.

> Chris Froome - chief innovation officer

 >>/73094/
kek that's really funny I don't even remember that being a thing last time I raced on zwift 
steering away from the non purchasers as you attack so they can't follow well lmao thats funny

 >>/73101/
I always try shit like this because I have those controllers and I have like a 950W sprint (Zwift fatties will routinely drop 1800W sprints even in Cat D races). Never seems to work for me.

 >>/73097/
The orange bits are rockers you can "pull". The d-pad is for menu etc. They discontinued this model though, because they fucked up the sweat-proofing. I think they were probably also way overly complex for what they are. They were giving them away for free+shipping at one point, so I picked up a set - haven't really used them.

 >>/73100/
Must be nice to be famous. Get a fancy title and a good pay to do aboslutely nothing except attaching your name to something,

 >>/73104/
But he's innovative considering his streams of income

 >>/73105/
> hey remember when I won Tour de France? pay me
Not innovative in the slighest but it has worked out for him. I wonder how long this training platform will last. Seems like it wont have much to offer unless you are a professional athlete that needs to monitor a lot of training data but they probably get it for free as part of sponsorships. Will enough amateurs dish out a monthly subscription for this shit to keep them afloat when they run out of investor money?

> del toro does E3 saxo classic

 >>/73107/
Based. And yet the closest a certain Belgian superstar has come to do a cobbled classic is the prestigious Brabant Arrow

 >>/73108/
did humiliate a certain cobbled specialist on that one

 >>/73108/
I understand if he hates cobbles but he should have done MSR. If Pidcucktini could follow Pogi so could Remco.

 >>/73110/
his mind just doesn't work that way, everything that goes on right now in his head is to prove that he is not bad on long climbs

Please understand, remco was trapped on mount teide

 >>/73111/
But he is bad on long climbs

 >>/73113/
did pretty good that one tdf, he just flip flops his weight around too much

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They really don't have anyone left outside of grug and jasper do they. Dude's lucky pogi is there because I don't think he'll win RVV with that team

 >>/73115/
well the alpecin plan has always been grug+jappe+dudes who can pedal a decent amount of watts for a while to make cobbles hard before grug smashes no?

 >>/73114/
Poor remco needed an Italian wife, not marocan

 >>/73116/
It'll work for roubaix but they need someone that survive bergs a little bit more for RVV. I think del grosse will be there once groves DNS.

 >>/73115/
does it matter, the finale of RVV is just a rider vs rider wattfest 
last year the jumbos had the numbers advantage + the stuyven & pedersen duo and they still couldn't get any closer to pogacar

 >>/73114/
He's fresh out of Ramadan. He's got to be super lean at the moment.

 >>/73119/
It doesn't matter if pogi is there. It would if he wasn't.

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this was unironically peak shape remco 
he hasn't looked this sharp ever again

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 >>/73122/
there was also remco forma 62 kg

 >>/73115/
Dehairshaver, Tibor and /cyc/s most picked rider Marsman mean nothing to you?

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I have a feeling winning RVV these days is near impossible for grug. He has to stay with pog till the finish which didn't happen last year and sure as hell won't happen this year. If a g2 manages to catch pog and it comes down to a sprint he's very likely to lose to pedersen and I assume grug is well aware of that since he chose to work with pog until that one dropped him instead of trying his luck in g2 right away.
It's over, 0 monuments for grug this season. Retirement 2028

 >>/73124/
that jonas geens dude they found out of nowhere has also been a top tier domestique this year 
planckaert is also good
alpecin is fine, it's not like soren kragh saddle sore is any better than washed senechal these days

 >>/73125/
> since last year he chose to work with pog
Retirement bert much sooner

Pog and Grug should just do a friendly swap. Rvv for Rubaix. Both walk away happy.

 >>/73128/
pog just needs to win all 5 monuments in a season so he can do all 3 grand tours next year

 >>/73125/
Last time I checked Paris-Roubaix was a monument..

innit Bert?

 >>/73130/
he will lose

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 >>/73129/
Then, the next year, he can do all 5 monuments and all three grand tours.

...and the next year....

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 >>/73130/
once you realize that in 2026 pogs raw watts are probably better than grugs raw watts outside of short bursts and he's a lot more aero it looks very very unrosy in the roubaix department

 >>/73132/
the next year he will become WC CX, XC MTB and XC skiing

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kek

imagine after completing ciclismo dopagačar goes to ski jumping and wins olimpic gold

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 >>/73136/
rip

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 >>/73135/
norway
norwegians

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 >>/73135/
Time for that 3rd puberty or something.

 >>/73133/
I think Grug has enough to keep PR this year; we didn't see his true form in MSR with his injured hand unable to hold the bar

 >>/73140/
Yes, what was up with the hánd?
Didn't pay attention to the thread besides the race itself.

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 >>/73141/
think it was just a squished finger and finger nail
and an ad for the watch

do you think finnbert and his team mates visit some Spanish doctor to help them enhance their performance or is it just Ballermann time?

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> 85 CICCONE Giulio +01:46
> 89 GAMERGATE HART T*o ,,
> 91 WEST Derek ,,
> 112 GAUDU Davide +03:58
> 139 NOVAK Pavel +06:29
> 149 HESSMANN Michael +08:04
> 154 VERNON Ethan +10:20
> 161 HIRT Joseba +15:17 (Last)

 >>/73142/
Surely annoying, maybe even painful when big watts applied but was he not getting lachéd with his fuckfinger intact.

 >>/73146/
Maybe he bumped his knee or something else too. He never said anything...or if he did I missed it.

 >>/73147/
Maybe but it just looks like your guy has achieved his final form and grug stayed in his top shape but it is equivalent to top last year - not enough.
On the other hand P*dcock could follow and he is not your first thought on wattbombers despite the obvious squeak levels of W/kg.

FUCK OFF WITH THE SATAN FLAG.

 >>/73144/
Frauds exposed on day 1, nice

everyone from my cuntry enjoys sniffing dirty butt holes

 >>/73151/
Really???

 >>/73152/
it's true

Haha ignore that other guy, it's actually a fact that all Poles are semen addicts

> stay behind the car to reach the cipressa
> stay behind mateo on the cipressa
> have victor, mateo and laporte wait for you to bring you back behind the two climbs
> stay at the back of the peloton the whole poggio
> snicky attack at 1.4km to go, behind moto
> HE'S BACK, would have followed pogi 100%
Kek

godon?

Why Polan flag is upside down?

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 >>/73151/
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 >>/73154/
Don't forget to continue attention whoring with that slimy shapeshifting chumminess and all other obnoxious eurolarp.

I bet this "Pole" is Australian.

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> today I feel ... polish

What's going on

back on topic:
< Pogačar’s mechanic, Boštjan Kavčnik, reveals: “Only after the finish did we realize Tadej had ridden the finale on a cracked frame.”

> “The rear fork was damaged, but fortunately it held together. Had Tadej known the true condition of the bike, he would never have descended so aggressively as he even attacked on the descent and when he tried to push Tom Pidcock to the limit.”

> “Tadej crashed on his left side, where there’s no gear shifter, but the crash mode was still triggered. He reset it himself and didn’t notice anything else wrong, so we didn’t change the bike.”

“This bike will now go into his special collection, it cannot be used anymore.”

 >>/73162/
what is crash mode?

 >>/73163/
the rear derailleur is disabled to prevent it from shifting

 >>/73162/
> There was a good reason not to switch bikes. “It was the first time Tadej opted for a single chainring. By removing the front derailleur and the extra chainring, we saved weight and were able to improve aerodynamics. He also used larger wheels with narrower tires: 28 millimeters this year compared to 30 millimeters last year,” Kavčnik outlines
I thought 30 were faster than 28?

 >>/73165/
on smooth roads it depends on whatever the wheelset they're using is designed for, if he's using the most aero wheelset that the sponsor has to offer and that one is optimized for 28s then the 28s are faster.
If the most aero wheelset is designed for ~32mm tire width then tires that measure 32mm would be faster, on rough sections like cobbles wider is always better

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BARBIER wins in Thailand. Nobody lost time except for Jack LIGHTFOOT. His feet must have been heavier than expected

My boy KERGOZOU DE LA BOESSIERE is WASHED

 >>/73161/
Burgers got bootyblasted about my unwillingness to keep posting under a burger flag.
Surely this is that tryhard "Dane" fed, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is more than one falseflagging.
Winebert was asking questions too but he doesn't strike me as a prime suspect, and he can take banter ok.

Sorry burgers, your flag is now just a rung or two higher than the j*wish one.

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Ez

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that would have been the thai stream of stage 1. the sprint was on a Belgian tier road.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HEsYgEfklI4

also a big chute happened 400 meters before the end

wout msr video dropped, don't watch it. visma gloating despite having cheated as hell.

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finally a saddlebag worthy of bertaczek

 >>/73173/
I would rather cut my own head off with a rusty razor blade then watch that shit so no worries

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Than*. God damnit

 >>/73175/
ok, my recommendations updated, looks like every team made a MSR video. I wonder if UAE's video quality is still so bad that it looks like Gianetti is filming and editing them himself.

 >>/73174/
I ordered new saddlebag yesterday

 >>/73178/
kek, sorry we bullied your H U G E saddlebag so many times you finally considered getting a smaller one.

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 >>/73179/
I fear it might not be that much smaller

You know, protein bars don't pack that small, he needs a huge bag for his dozens of bars.

 >>/73181/
sizeking eh

Also the full spectrum of Park Tools (tm) tools to deal with the inevitable mechanical catastrophe.

 >>/73183/
My main issue with my current saddlebag is not the size, but that its point of contact is also on the seatpost and then it gradually moves itself down until it lands on the varia

 >>/73182/
I put me bars in me jersey pocket, I'm not a monster

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These cute little goats are everywhere, I nearly hit one on Sa Calobra when it jumped in front of me

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managed to squeeze one last tempo ride in before the dogshit weather. now 2 days rest and then maybe a indoor ramp test is in order, the fatigue estimation in intervals.icu is way off

 >>/73188/
Nice !

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I made an ad hoc adjustement to my pedals that might prevent the massive play and squeaking from happening. Hopefully it won't lead to chute fatale, but I have tried almost everything now.

 >>/73187/
Should have moooed at them.

That fucker Veistroffer is at it again.

de lie out, adjust

 >>/73193/
was never in my team

My boy Baptiste is gonna score me so many points this race

 >>/73188/
that's kino
regards,
your friendly funposter

didn't pay attention that it's a slockfest in tete. So I get breakaway points as well.

EGG TOWER

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peculiar

 >>/73199/
literally our home

 >>/73199/
œufs palace...home....

 >>/73196/
Don't be shy, 
"Excellent ride my Bërtt, bravo, I hope this was all even zones?? Hope we are getting some oeufs mit schnitzel kino! XD"

 >>/73201/
There we go.

whats with the influx of schizoidposting recently

 >>/73204/
It's just the poleAI going rogue

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 >>/73188/
Very nice Bert.
You more than deserve a schnitzel and a couple Duvels.

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Well, time for a ride before winter comes back.
They said 16 degrees and sunny but it is neither.

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 >>/73204/
 >>/73205/
Yes, it was me being me to argue with me.

 >>/73207/
sure is windy though kek

 >>/73207/
go for it, forecast says 2-3 weeks of rain and snow

 >>/73199/
dios mio, es el centro de huevos

the N in NSN doesn't stand for NEVER pull

kwab bennet

GODon with pogiesque tuffs

pidders not giving a fuck or why is he at the back of the pedalton?

 >>/73192/
Should've picked him instead of lowly Gamper

 >>/73215/
probably just took a leak or something

Wtf why is Steinhauser in the back, don't drop

ynr Peter Sagan

veisthuffer laché what a slock

struck a nerve with mister mask wearer I see, shame schizos tend to be so sensitive!
a long winter of sleeping on park benches will make anyone grumpy to be fair

hmmm, lidl with verona, cicco, gee from the west, skelly, sam oomer. who is even their team leader?

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 >>/73217/
Hey, this looks like a great place for a church. Nice and safe surrounded by "a hill".

SMH

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 >>/73222/
not hard to figure out

> ethan vernon wasn't supposed to ride this race
it's over

steinhoser dropped

What the fuck is wrong with Steinhauser. I DEMAND my velocoins back. I could've had Veistroffer + another 6p instead of Steinhauser + two 4p shitters.

dang they might make it

 >>/73228/
absolutely zero chance

Liam Slock. The man I adjusted out laqt minute because everyone is taking him and I like to have an advantage.
I now have a disandvantage.

Uhlig collected

uhlig CHUTE

uuuuh liegt

pedalton split

 >>/73229/
Kirby made me believe

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 >>/73230/
>  because everyone is taking him
wut

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>  Almeida for once not out of position
>  Oh nevermind that was an attack from G2

ALLEZ BAPTISTE

still waiting for the banners in German: Radfahren in Katalonien.

 >>/73236/
I assumed, it was an obvious 4 pointer pick.

 >>/73235/
He just makes shit up as he goes...

cam on schlock

> slock it to him
> what does he have left in the slocker

all those speed humps of death

bertaczek's pick rell DNF btw

feasting

Cort wins lol

CORT Doubters in shambles (me)

lame-x

Who was UAE riding for?

Based Cort. I feared he was washed up.

Never would have picked Cort after his weaker showings, but good for him I guess

> vernon pickers

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That looked almost more painful than yesterday

drink faxe kondi

 >>/73250/
Ivo Oliveira

Sometimes he can surprise from far, but the startlist here is a bit too for that

 >>/73256/
but he was doing the leadout, he kept looking back mid sprint

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make of it what you will

> 9. T. Aerts
troon schlock literally saving me today

 >>/73258/
there's dutch people that didn't pick Isidore, the obvious 4 pointer

 >>/73255/
I actually do shop at Rema 1000 and drink Faxe Kondi

 >>/73257/
I think it's just a bad habit. He doesn't really do sprints, just tries to surprise from far.

 >>/73257/
Hoping he had a gap I guess

What the fuck is VERNON doing? I thought he might have at least a day off but these are two now. Can't be sure it is a sprint tomorrow or on montjew. Move you fucking *nglo.

 >>/73264/
kirby said he was called up last minute so he won't do shit

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Dopathlon.
Who even is Isidore.

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 >>/73265/

The hungry-not hungry coefficient is rising as the top metric for driver performance.
Swear to God, every little refresh and I get the burger flag again.

This podium ceremony is insane. No jerseys, no flowers, no nothing. Just trot out, stand still for a second, then gtfo.

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4 minutes this time.

Also my assioma has some play. Probably need to tighten some shits up, but I actually don't have a torque wrench so I need that first. Any rec?

 >>/73273/
you mean for tightening your pedal to the crank?
isn't that 40 Nm, I wouldn't buy a torque wrench for that

 >>/73274/
Nono, the pedal body and the spindle

 >>/73272/
strong

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hahahahaha
haha aha aha
haha
ho

> milan san remo
> johnny milan
> matteo milan
> milan menten
> milan frentin
> milan vader
then there's 2 more Belgian zoomers called Milan. UCI name generator lacks originality.

 >>/73279/
kamilan eeman too

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 >>/73278/
What?
> i'm a laff but i keep pushing away the bb and crank switch because it will have the same runout

wtf is going on with the weird double posts today

 >>/73283/
I keep getting the wrong flag so I copy-paste it with the the right flag and then delete the one with the wrong flag.
Please be patient.

 >>/73284/
why, everyone can tell it was you

 >>/73285/
this, no burger is naming their frogs and squeakers smiech or sceptyczny

dogshit weather tomorrow in the previously brugge rundt 
I would tell you to adjust but I don't know how to myself

 >>/73287/
too late I already locked in my team

 >>/73287/
Put some fat Norge in

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 >>/73287/
עודד קוגוט

 >>/73289/
this 
its waerenskjold time

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For the last couple of rides, two weeks give or take, I have been plagued by what seemed to be a weird leatherly sound coming from my right pedal-ish.
I thought it was the usual Assioma squeaking, so I did the needful. But the sound came back.
I think I have done the needful about tree times and each time it came back which obviously left quite discheesed. But I couldn't hear the sound during my indoor rides, but I had assumed it was because I usualy wear headphones.

But anyway, I think, not sure, but I think it is actually caused by my worn and torn trusty toe covers. They are in a sad state after 5 years of usage and many a walk of shames, so somehow they might be the cause.
I rode a rampa, it did the sound, I put the cover down, it no longer did the sound.

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Tramontane throwing a fit this week.

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 >>/73292/
nsfw

 >>/73292/
I unironically get leather squeaking from my shoes when I pedal really hard

 >>/73295/
and you opened your pedal multiple times before checking if it was this rag?

 >>/73297/
I am become quite handy with opening the pedal since the pedal was the cause on previous xy occasions

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Anyway, last ride of the spring.
Only winter now

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weather doesn't even look that bad the coming days. Shit but manageable

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 >>/73300/
I will only ride on Saturday

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 >>/73300/
it coming your way, gotta make it till sunday

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Probably my last winter in South of France, should enjoy it as much as I can

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 >>/73303/

 >>/73303/
why are you leaving heaven on earth?

 >>/73305/
Nothing certain yet, but it's looking like it. Lots of reason but main one is we've decided money was better spent on boomer's 25 years vacation than academia for the last 40 years

 >>/73285/
 >>/73286/
On s'en fout.