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Ronde van Remco edition 

> Current and upcoming road races

05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT


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 >>/74966/




Hello, yes, I am back, I am surely weighing in at 120kg today.
Splendid job Suissebert, stereotypical precision at counting noombers. Mine are -1 here or there but that's because of filtering out non-participants. Or maybe they were wrong all along and yours are right.



























































































































































































































































































 >>/76299/
I think we really overreacted to an extreme situation for Grug (very long range solo, annoying hand injury) while forgetting he clearly has it in Tirreno.
He still did a bit better than expected.
> just tried to get his history from pcs via entering first few chars in the browser url
> written 'grug' and expected his page to show up








So pretty close to the ideal team probably with Pog + Wout + Vermeesch + Van Dyke + Dewulf + Vercouillie, only with Memco instead of Wout (and who knows if right Vermeesch). Grug for 34 was just too expensive















Slightly disappointed my Danes from the pink team missed the slag and only then tried bridging to no avail.
But it could have been way worse for my northern classics usual performance.





































 >>/76366/
> instead of just picking the strongest riders
I think I am ready to retardmaxx it as well. Only after you get over the hump of psyoping into thinking you have found some sekrit formula and all the other overthinking does retardmaxxing really pay off bigly.



 >>/76370/
That HUENS, I have adjoosted him out once and ever since I was like "surely he can't be good on this parcours, it is just recency bias you dumbass" and of course he was good every time.
Retardmaxxer would pick him immediately, for 6 points!

Should be Achooso vs Seixas for tomorrow's ITT. Del Toro isn't that good of a time trialist and I haven't been impressed by UAE's setup in general this year. Lipo is good, but I think not good enough.













































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La Vuelta Ciclista al País Vasco OFFICIAL /bet/

> Seixas 3
> Del Toro 3.25
> Ayuso Pesquera 5
> Roglic 6.5
> Lipowitz 10
> Vauquelin 23
> McNulty 26
> Skjelmose 26
> Halland 41
> Healy 41
> Izagirre 51
> Aranbaru 67
> Wilder 67
> Scaroni 81
> Bilbao 81
> Solar 81
> Tejada 81
...
> Landa 101
> Uijtdebroeks 101
> Richie Tello 126
> Brenner 251
> Voisard 301
> August 401
> Beloki 401
> Oxenberg 501






Picnic finishes RVV with a brilliant 62nd place of VAN DEN BERG Julius as their best result. Unfortunately this result was only 2 places away from scoring 5 BIG UCI points.

All isn't bad though, as Picnic's 756 UCI points scored since the start of the season are still more than the 700 that Pogačar is averaging per race day. It's not every day that a small team can compare themselves with he who is perhaps the greatest rider of all time!

What a day and what a season for Picnic! On to Roubaix!

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Compiegne-Roubaix Hauts-de-France OFFICIAL /bet/

> Pogacar 2.75
> Poel 2.75
> Pedersen 8
> Aert 8
> Philipsen 13
> Ganna 13
> Vermeersch 17
> La Porte 34
> Vermeersch 51
> Degenkolb 81
> Abrahamsen 81
> Strand 81
> Grosso 101
> Stuyven 101
> Meeus 101
> Segaert 101
...
> Waerenskjold 126
> Lie 151
> Tarling 151
> Baarle 201
> Vacek 401
> Kubis 401
> Aerts 601






If I were a retired cross legend, I would open a winter training camp for road racers who want to gain bike handling skills. Open to riders from any team. Their organization can pay for them to spend winter learning how not to chute.

Guys like Vine and Sheffield obviously have the motors to be great riders but throw away so much potential with shit handling skills.



phwoaar what a race, everyone exactly where you expect them to be in the top 5,
the race is basically a 8 hour FTP test at this point

lovely scenes on the kwaremont, dozens of terribly drunk danes puking everywhere



 >>/76434/
I fucking lost points to Patje's LAME team in the end thanks to Dewulf gone and Per Stront Hagenes showing up out of fucking nowhere. But I do count this as a moral victory. Also because Bęrt is clearly cracking under the pressure. Asgreen? What in the absolute fuck










 >>/76439/
We have established DAYS ago that I still suck in the northern classics, ASGREEN and VALGREN snoozed over the move but were good choices on good form.
Suddenly any big TTer is a great choice for RVV. If this enables my retardmaxxing I will be right back there.








 >>/76454/
> good in e3
> bad in door flanders
> outlier in ompoop
> bad in rvv
Yeah, surely this is the unquestionable choice.
But now I know how these pan out in general, don't have to overvalue harder-easier parcours vs fat-lean guy.




















































Germans searching eggs today:
> 3 people die searching for eggs in Flensburg after a tree fell on them
> Men find a bottle of Polonium 210 on their egg hunt, a highly radioactive substance in Stuttgart
egg hunting is serious business, stay safe out there.












 >>/76520/
Yes, thus me size that comes with relative fitness. I was also born right after nuclear fallout from Chernobyl settled. I went a class higher than my age so kids a year older made fun of me that I am child of Chernobyl.
Polonium is bathe salts here.







 >>/76526/
idk but I think its fucking retarded
> muh absorb more heat from the sun or some dumb shit like that
what sun? What sun fucker? There is no sun in winter fucker. We need bright clothes for increased visibility fucker




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I am looking at those winter jerseys for next autumn/spring, I know what is the /cyc/ jersey of choice (alpha ros?). However, Castelli, not only that they are ridiculously expensive, they have like 80 different variants.
Also it's really difficult to tell what situation is the jersey actually for














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