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édition roi Paul Seixas Ier

> Current and upcoming road races

06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

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I don't think I have had a better team picked than what I have now despite it being Dopito, Ayuso and Vauquelin.
It was always some mix of Tobias Halland, Scaroni, Arambaru, Hilly.
So in general "just pick the top guys" still worked, just not optimally.







Shaping up to be the worst velogame of my life, this one. Weird to see so many, in theory, "safe" guys already completely out of contention. Healy, Vauquelin, Johannessen, Del Toro, Ayuso...








































now let's look at the United States, did anyone win at world tour level since Kussen won la vuelta. 
> matty jorg and let's go brandon with paris-nice and pologne in 2025
so, do I really have to move onto guest nations then or simply accept that it's actually Switzerland with the longest drought and is cursed if you discount big marlen, who can't hypnotize herself into not chuting anymore.


one last trial with cycling super power Ireland and Australia (jay vine down under 2026)
Ireland didn't win since Dan Martin won Catalunya in 2013. same for bertaczech republic, Stybar won the Eneco tour in 2013. so that's 1 year better than Suisse. even the Soviet Union has the Vlasov wins in 2022.













> Just when you think you can finally cautiously start thinking about the end of Pogacar's career, you get this joker. So, for the next 15 years, we won't have to watch a single race where Seixas is on the starting grid. As if the ratings hadn't already plummeted hard enough.

> If you look at the objective numbers and wattages, Seixas is actually delivering the best performances in the history of cycling this season, certainly when compared to his age. Today, he was also nonchalantly 2 minutes faster than the record time on this climb.

> So, we might as well bury the sport of cycling for good. It is stone dead.

wielerflits has spoken


































Stage 3 /bet/

> Seixas 7.5
> Toro 7.5
> Healy 13
> Lawrance 13
> Aranburu 15
> Scaroni 15
> Simmons 15
> Solar 19
> Bagioli 19
> Cort 19
> Skjelmose 23
> Nulty 26
> Kron 26
> Roglic 29
> Voklen 34
> Holland 34
> Allah 34
...
> Ayuso Pesquera 41
> Lipowitz 81
> Izagirre 81



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Schadeprijs OFFICIAL /bet/

> Groenewagen 3
> Philipsen 3
> Merlier 4
> Meeus 7.5
> Moschetti 15
> Fretin 26
> Bittner 34
> Kogut 41
> ACKermann 41
> Analnikolikowski 51
> MAGAgnotti 51
> Bauhaus 67
> Jeanniere 67
> Poppel 81
> De Hairs 81
...
> Rajovic 101
> Crabbe 151
> Sentjens 201








> It was a grim sight during the second stage of the Tour of the Basque Country: Mikel Landa lying on the asphalt after a fall, showing no signs of getting up. It was not immediately clear what had happened, but we now know more. Landa was hit by the race doctor's car.

Easy money











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31 	Dylan Groenewegen
31 	Jasper Philipsen
25 	Jordi Meeus
17 	Matteo Moschetti
15 	Pavel Bittner
13 	Tim Merlier
12 	Steffen De Schuyteneer
9 	Stanisław Aniołkowski
7 	Milan Fretin
5 	Oded Kogut
5 	Tom Crabbe
4 	Tim Torn Teutenberg
4 	Timothy Dupont
2 	Edward Theuns
2 	Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
2 	Jelle Vermoote
2 	Laurence Pithie
1 	Simon Dehairs
1 	Dušan Rajović
1 	Emilien Jeannière
1 	Wessel Mouris
1 	Jonas Rickaert
1 	Hugo Hofstetter
1 	Matevž Govekar
1 	Robin Froidevaux
1 	Emīls Liepiņš
1 	Phil Bauhaus
1 	Ben Oliver
1 	Đorđe Đurić
1 	Tim Marsman
1 	Bert Van Lerberghe
1 	Jens Verbrugghe
1 	Pierre Thierry
1 	Noah Vandenbranden
1 	Niklas Larsen

> 6==

4 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Matteo Moschetti Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer
> frfr on god
>  >using pedals
> MVDF
> Quick Rundown


2 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer Stanisław Aniołkowski
> Lennergy Pharma
> 6th Column





















The le Tour in 1924

> "You have no idea what the Tour de France is,' Henri (Pélissier) said. "It's a calvary. And what's more, the way to the cross only had 14 stations — we've got 15. We suffer on the road. But do you want to see how we keep going? Wait...' From his bag he takes a phial. "That, that's cocaine for our eyes and chloroform for our gums..."

> "Here," said Ville, tipping out the contents of his bag, "horse liniment to keep my knees warm. And pills? You want to see the pills?" They got out three boxes apiece.

> "In short," said Francis, "we run on dynamite.'

> Henri takes up the story. "You ever seen the baths at the finish? It's worth buying a ticket. You go in plastered with mud and you come out as white as a sheet. We're drained all the time by diarrhoea. Have a look at the water. We can't sleep at night. We're twitching as if we've got St Vitus's Dance. You see my shoelaces? They're leather, as hard as nails, but they're always breaking. So imagine what happens to our skin. And our toenails. I've lost six. They fall off a bit at a time all through the stage. They wouldn't treat mules the way we're treated. We're not weaklings, but my God, they treat us so brutally. And if I so much as stick a newspaper under my jersey at the start, they check to see it's still there at the finish. One day they'll start putting lumps of lead in our pocket because God made men too light."








































































































> Does Philipsen see an explanation for his weaker sprint? "I've been dealing with a cold for a while that's been bothering me." It remains to be seen if that will still affect him on Sunday during Paris-Roubaix, one of his major goals of the spring

I guess I won't be going full alpecin this year on velodrama






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