/bert/ - ciclismo

First for doping God Seixas winning LBL

> The main goal remains to repeat his victories in the 2022 and 2023 Tour de France. Even though world champion Tadej Pogacar proved to be clearly superior in the last two editions. The first months of this season also do not suggest that the Slovenian is any less capable than in previous years, yet Vingegaard still sees some positive signs.

> It has been a great battle, because it wasn't just the same rider winning every year. We have alternated wins a bit. Now he has won the last two years, so now it is my turn to win this year. I believe I am going to do that. I have a good feeling, both about the race and my preparation. I think this will be our year,” he concludes.

Vingo stocks SOARING

HEIL SEIXAS

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2026 is the year with the most cases of dopage nobody cares about.

SEIXAS is clean

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None of us are clean in this filthy sport

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Everybody with FTP over 300 should be imprisoned

Interesting schizo theory on seixas and state mandated doping I came across. A french hero is made to distract the unwashed masses from their countries many problems. He wins 2027 after another 9% watt gain in the off season

A Fish Tour win might be the best outcome for the sport and, somehow, for Pogi's career.

6 consecutive years of trading Tour wins would be the stuff of legend. I'd unironically push this as the greatest sports rivalry of all time.

I for one am looking forward to more broken powermeters this year.

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Fuck of Jonas

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 >>/81052/
why would vingo be any better this year, dude was struggling against that shitter martinez multiple times just now and yes I know vingo always sucks early season but he's minutes behind pog not just seconds. This season even his team is battered and shit so he'll be all alone too. And there's pressure from behind from seixas and redbull (LOL) who are gunning for 2nd, you bet he will take 0 risks

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Alright, my new passport is in the works. Cute girl behind the counter was impressed with my visas and we had a nice conversation and I wasn't even autism or anything. In a few weeks I will drive to Italy again and maybe possibly visit the La Giro d'Italia. I have almost a month off soon so I can do whatever the FUCK I want. Sometimes it is over but for now I am BACK

Anyway I was wondering, why is Jonas so unbelievably dogshit in one day races. Nowadays it isn't even tactics anymore with the Pog tactic of just ride fast lol. And surely he can do that. It makes NO sense

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hell fucking yeah the good times are starting

JASCH goes again

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I pronounce this the SUMMER OF BERT

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We are live in the Alps

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Hold right there criminal scum. you posted your new ftp recently and have to go directly to jail without passing the start field.

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Dangerous riders in the break

 >>/81062/
Yes, but last time you drive through Switzerland, your car lost some parts that are probably still somewhere on the autostrada if it happened in Italy.

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every sub 5 w/kg bert should be forced into dopage 2bh

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 >>/81072/
Wow you have a good memory. That's correct but my car is worth nothing anyway so if it gets destroyed that's okay and surely I can stay at your house then

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Tiberi?

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> Kurwabert with a mandatory 650W FTP

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heart so big it weights 3 kilos