/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/82108/
Sex ass already stealing his life force
it's over, VINEGAR will win the le tour

 >>/82108/
wtf he's giga hyper mega sick how did this go unnoticed

he's still winning Romandie in his sleep

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> It was (most likely) the shoe

 >>/82108/
Two Berts didn't pick him. Maybe one of them poisoned him or something... Anything for velopoints

 >>/82112/
You've got to be kidding me, the squeaking is done?!? After years??

 >>/82114/
it will come back

I was wondering why I didn't pick Godon and then I checked my team and it turns out I did. 

But why did I pick Only....

so much wind
every day
its not even fun to ride with tailwind anymore

 >>/82114/
This was a different sort of squeaking than before, the OG one is bound to come back sooner than later

 >>/82112/
so, you will never buy a product from specialized ever again

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 >>/82117/
VERY windy, and the wind is pretty cold too
On sun, you are melting, in shadows it's suddenly really cold

 >>/82120/
 >>/82112/
faahve more rides til the shoes are dead, gone

> haven't ridden since my 10 minute pr 10 days ago 
> sick just before I can ride again
This was my peak, wasn't it? I'm never going to see such power ever again

 >>/82120/
yep wind really is cool

 >>/82122/
Isn't that a sad thought? That one day, we will hit a PR and never best it? 

We may not even be aware of that day....

 >>/82124/
I'm only 35 though, with proper training (doping) I should peak at least at 45

 >>/82125/
> bert is still in his early 30s
still at least 20 years of peak performance ahead of you

 >>/82126/
some of us haven't even hit their 30s yet

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35 is middle age

 >>/82127/
nobody's perfect

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 >>/82128/
it is, yes

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oh my

About to pass the infamous bridge. I have to say every time I come to Danemark the weather is perfect. Almost like they're trying to trick me

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I only came to ciclismo in my late 20s.
(I am from a football city)

 >>/82133/
Same except I was a fat guy

 >>/82132/
Are you a Finn driving home or a Frenchman going back to his Norwegian retreat?
Either way come home white man. Denmark is beautiful in this half of the year.

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 >>/82133/
I did mtb as a kid and on top some road cycling in my early teens but somehow completely stopped riding bikes between 18 and like 27.

 >>/82135/
Latter, but I'm staying in Danemark this time.

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after a year of diagnoses my bowel problems have finally been solved, no more fear of dumoulin for me

 >>/82138/
So what's the diagnosis

 >>/82139/
colon spasms triggered by certain things like stress or hard efforts
been trialing some pills for it and it actually worked

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 >>/82138/
What was the cause?
Slurped too much semen?

 >>/82141/
atleast I never shit in the bushes like you squeaker

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 >>/82142/
Nothing brings you more in touch with the nature like doing a number 2 in the hinterlands

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 >>/82141/
certified autismbert banger

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 >>/82144/
My jokes are funny, that one doesn't even make any sense. Is that the real Bertacek or an imposter

 >>/82145/
yea

 >>/82132/
I hope you pointed to the bridge. Speaking of pointing, what happened to the Sander guy who used to point at things on Eurosport?

 >>/82147/
didnt he become a LAB employee

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 >>/82145/
I have a ghostwriter for my jokes

 >>/82148/
he left already, I think he works for eurosport again
probably tired of regurgitating plugge's bullshit

 >>/82149/
let me know if you ever tell one pal, looking forward to some humour around here for a change

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 >>/82131/
Based Lidl drip

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Stage 1

> Pogacar 1.2
> Martinez 13
> Only 15
> Lipowitz 19
> Paret 23
> Withen 23 (?)
> Roglic 34
> Schmid 34
> Champoussin 41
> Plapp 51
> Godon 51
> Rodriguez Cano 51
...
> August 81
> Martinez Povidla 101
> Gaudu 101
> Quintana 151

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What went wrong?
Besides being the son that your father didn't name after himself

Feltet spinning rumors that Vingegaard is likely to go to Ineos in the coming years.

 >>/82154/
I have no idea what that means or who that is

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 >>/82156/
It's the great Matje VACEK who is having an anus horribilis
Besides that, his father Karel named his favourite son Karel (now retired in shame) so clearly Matje is not the favourite son

 >>/82157/
he looks like the great SEPP Kuss
that was his first mistake