/bert/ - ciclismo

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please buy our new shirt

 >>/90462/
Good news is tis but a scratch, the inner tube is pinched but it is not again a sidewall hole which will just let derbis in and I need to buy a new tire again.
No bad news really, besides the walk of shame. Deliberately went through the woods instead of the bikepath but once I needed to go along the bikepath only a pleasant boomer asked if I needed help, the rest just went by.

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Who is he the "The Next"?
I don't think he's the next Remco

 >>/90500/
he's very remco-esque
good TT, nice engine and good punch
I remember he was really good in kuurne reeling in attacks

Hey I just had a good idea. Since the Giro sucked so much this year we should not let it count for Velogames. Sounds good?

 >>/90502/
Warmup counts for like 20k points, the giro could have been jonas'd 20 stages in a row and it would still be more fair to count

 >>/90502/
and deny our friend /pinot/ of his glorious team? the guy could win

 >>/90501/
But he's 185 cm short
How is his seething game?

 >>/90505/
 >>/90501/
Widar is the PERFECT next remco. Honestly we'll never see anything like this again

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grazie mille

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danes that survived the giro

 >>/90508/
I don't like these ceremony stages

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milan getting shamed

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perro

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romans and their endless long straight roads

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niko dance telling them to slow down

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Perfection. Also this is like FDJ best result of the year

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FDJ line of shame

 >>/90516/
Surely they weren't at this race

 >>/90516/
would you be surprised if I told you picnic did even worse than them?

 >>/90518/
Bert, I can guarantee you, Picnic was not at this race

 >>/90519/
van uden could still beat his rival lund today...

 >>/90520/
Lund is not here, Decathlon did not bring a sprinter

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roma invictus

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they had like 2000 years to repair it, but Italy

 >>/90523/
Did you know a lot of those missing stones were used to build St Peter's?

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where is the pope?

 >>/90526/
Poping

 >>/90528/
lol

 >>/90528/
dude travels around in a caravan with his slag wife and drinks fancy wine.

FDJ reminding us they're here

 >>/90530/
someone's jealous

 >>/90532/
If only dutch girls had boobs. Ciclismo taught me that they don't.

GONNA GOES SOLO

 >>/90534/
2 lames on his wheel

 >>/90535/
feels like they could let stuyven ride

 >>/90536/
Magnet has three wins, surely they could let Stutven go for it

 >>/90537/
without sobrero they might have

 >>/90536/
they should, let positionlet greenstreets use up his entire leadout

Activate the moto dopage

 >>/90538/
Sobrero also no slouch, let the three of them fight it out

 >>/90540/
top kek he almost got sucked up that incline 
based shitalians

Trine's genes didn't even try fighting.

damn I could feel those watts

RIP, ganna tying up

> warren barguil pulling

wtf is fdj doing helping pull, fuck off

 >>/90547/
lotto pulling is even worse, atleast fdj has a sprinter

Alright let's watch for 5 minutes until Magnier wins

Surely I am not gonna jinx it but what a Giro horibilis for Unibet Meme Rockets.
Good riddance

 >>/90549/
I have tuned in just 5km earlier for this exact purpose, just to have it checkboxed.

 >>/90548/
Penhoët's best is a 9th lol

it's over

Guys, he may not make it.

lame

flyer now might make it

CAM ON MAESTRI

GRANDE MIRKO

 >>/90550/
not tour worthy in 2027

oh well nice try

stuyven is fucking nasty dude, what a leadout

AERTS AWAKE AND PRESENT

yay Milan :)

Milan redeemed

Finally Meelan does something

MILAN relegated

wow groenewegen almost did a jakobsen again, the fuck is wrong with that dude

My pastaniggers on Eurosport went crazy kek.

Jonas almost chuting over the line

Was that incline too much for Magnier? That's disappointing.

VINGEGAARD CHUTE

That's a yellow card for the whole Vismoid team

 >>/90567/
Yeah, all of this to finish 7th lmao

 >>/90570/
Got fucked by greenstreet

 >>/90471/
very good choice! have you been to meissl & schaden?

Lolnardi 2nd lol

 >>/90572/
based

van uden 20th, great giro boys

Van Uden 21st, thanks for a great Giro Picnic. Until next yea- I mean never

Troon very well again.

 >>/90575/
Never, should I?

 >>/90580/
said he might do a proper road season next year

 >>/90580/
Disgusting dopeur

 >>/90583/
Based

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 >>/90579/
slower than segaert

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 >>/90583/
You VILL pick him.

another giro done
another giro without cepeda doing literally anything

 >>/90567/
he’s a psycho

You know it's been a shit GT when the final stage is top 5 for the entire race

How long does george take to update the score?

 >>/90590/
Never i hope

 >>/90581/
yes - best schnitzel you will ever have.

 >>/90592/
Should try then

 >>/90590/
about now normally

 >>/90594/
On the dot. Just caught him mid-update.

 >>/90595/
fuck I did horribly, third giro in a row that's been an absolute disaster
not my race

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Winner, no VENDRAME as well.
Our Berts 31st and 43rd.

 >>/90596/
> Jan CHRISTEN
Bertman, we don't pick him outside of a one day race with a favorable parcours.
Solaar is just bad luck, he would be Ciccone tier menace.

Saved by magnier. Zanna was a disaster

 >>/90598/
zana is the one I'm the most pissed about tbh

 >>/90600/
Yeah, but this is a consensus reasonable pick which turned out to be bad.

 >>/83427/
Maybe ADJOOSTING wasn't such a bad idea after all

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 >>/90602/
> finally i can use it!

 >>/90603/
aïe

And where's that peg-legged guy, is he already midair to Nederland or what.

So no velogoomblin for a week. In other news, de lie in the startlist of etihad tour of wallonie

 >>/90607/
I would assume he posted from an accomodation back in Italy with Italian flag and is in no hurry driving back. But now I need visit Malta as well someday. The airports in Milan are easy to reach although Ryanair prefers Bergamo airport.

Disgusting swiss rigging at the skoda cup

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Speaking of Skoda Cup
The prestigious Skoda Tour de Maurice is back after 1 (one) year hiatus
And Bart BUIJK is present and accounted for

Who was the biggest disappointment of this il Giro? Lund, Milan, Pinarello, Pellizzari, O'Connor, Christen? Lots of good options.

 >>/90612/
> GC - Pellizzari
> Sprint - Milan
> Breakaway - Zana

 >>/90610/
We paid the refs yes, what are you going to do about it? I hope they win, so firing the coach 1 month before the skoda cup was a good thing.

 >>/90613/
I would say break would be Ciccone. Agree otherwise

Optimal Team (Max Points)
All Rounders (2): Jonas Vingegaard (30, 2876 pts), Thymen Arensman (12, 1593 pts) → 42 cost, 4469 pts
Climbers (2): Felix Gall (16, 2094 pts), Jai Hindley (10, 1743 pts) → 26 cost, 3837 pts
Sprinter (1): Paul Magnier (12, 1403 pts) → 12 cost, 1403 pts
Unclassed (3): Jhonatan Narváez (8, 1105), Afonso Eulálio (6, 1382), Guillermo Thomas Silva (6, 1107) → 20 cost, 3594 pts
Wildcard (1): Davide Piganzoli (6, 1247 pts, extra Climber) → 6 cost

Total Cost: 98/100
Total Points: ~14,050

why is BARDET not in the unbound results?

 >>/90612/
pellizzari for sure, one attack just sent him to the shadow realm

 >>/90618/
DNFers ain't listed

 >>/90617/
brother I ain't gonna do the maths but there's no way you could make that team or else I would have made it

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 >>/90620/
hmmm

 >>/90612/
pellizzari, milan, lund

 >>/90621/
I kinda thought it is a bit too pickable, I will go call Grok a dumbass and tell him to think harder.

 >>/90624/
it's probably that team with a 6 point sprinter (mihkels)

 >>/90622/
 >>/90620/
maybe it's rigged and bardet's DNF of shame is scrubbed from the results

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 >>/90626/

 >>/90624/
It adds up to 106 Bert

 >>/90625/
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this free tier models are so dumb. I am used to corporate tier and started to believe outputs because they are just good if you ask good prompts.
Now it is throwing Rondel in instead of Pelizzari and thinking it solved the 106 total cost issue.

 >>/90622/
I looked on the official website and it seems like if you didn't abandon at a time taking station you didn't exist

 >>/90629/
I doubt Pellizzari would be in the best possible team

 >>/90631/
I meant Piganzoli.
Are you waiting for your leg to start behaving or are you flying?
Did you drive your own car there.

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these people get paid to write this shit

 >>/90633/
When I read articles with obvious bad takes like this I always wonder how much it's due to the author being retarded and how much it's about the author's boss forcing them to conjure up fake hype.

 >>/90632/
Yes it is my car. So I still have to drive 2500 km home or something. It still hurts but I think it's okay. I will visit Herculaneum tomorrow because I read it is better than Pompeii and doesn't have 5 billion visitors every day. Maybe go see the Vesuvius. I want to be home next Saturday

 >>/90634/
I mean the site is basically a visma propaganda mill these days with baked in visma ads and everything

 >>/90634/
He gets paid by Visma probably

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Disaster

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 >>/90635/
How many days off per year do you have.
Did you really get some extra prize for smoking that "person".
Yes this is an interview.

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 >>/90638/
Still better than mine

 >>/90638/
atleast you had the correct sprinter

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 >>/90639/
No I already had this vacation planned before the incident. Idk I think I am building up extra hours with all those late shifts or something. But now I have like nothing left for the rest of the year

 >>/90638/
A fellow Pellizzari beliver. Dare I say we are the moral winners of this race.

 >>/90642/
Does getting stuck in tunnels for hours to no end count towards you vacation time? You must have accrued months of free time by now

I haven't checked in weeks. Looks like I am losing like 5000 points to Pinotbert. That is just GREAT

 >>/90642/
Comfy, long summer vacations and then comfy train riding in the dark months.

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 >>/90642/
Aha, I thought 2 weeks is a good sweet spot to not drain too much of your total allowance, 3 seems a lot, how much time off can you have in total so you can still have something for the rest of the year.
You don't, simple.
I have booked Christmas and two days in November already, still have 10 to use but my job is too easy to really need time off. Plus I have the bongs' 4 or 5 extra days off as well.

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 >>/90644/
Not true and not funny

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Nice couple of intervals outside the cave. Had to plan me route so I didn't have a downhill in the middle of it all. Not that they're long around here of coursh, but having a minute or so where you can barely score any watts is already annoying.

 >>/90646/
 >>/90647/
Exactly. I have like 5 weeks now hehehe

 >>/90647/
wow that doesn't sound like much
pretty sure I have 34 vacation days without any holidays

 >>/90651/
I have a b2b contract, which is the biggest con of this job because I had to agree to keep the same salary as I have had for the last 3 years and my days off are unpaid. I have 21 of them, basically one month less of pay per year.
But the job was necessary to upskill me in engineering.
Normal employment has 26 paid days off and they carry over if unused, until the half of the next year.

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 >>/90652/
working really is modern slavery

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Some would say I have 365 vacation days a year. But tending my vegetable garden, animals, cleaning the house and making food for the wife when she gets home is also work.

 >>/90654/
based spiritual walloon

 >>/90653/
It is really fine, I still earn good money, work from home, have true work for two hours a day including calls, can get away with being hungover.
Not real job.
Although the corporate assholes are slaveowners.

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 >>/90655/
Je ne suis pas un walloon though

Wait a minute, the images are all slid.

 >>/90633/
 >>/90634/
Well TECHNICALLY. He can probably keep it close enough that he could beat a sufficiently sick or injured Pogacar. But that's about that.

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GC.  >>/90662/

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 >>/90663/
mhm back to making weird teams to try and bridge the gap
I'm so bad at GT's

 >>/90663/
Hmmm. Not a total disaster.

 >>/90664/
It's literally sprinter roulette

 >>/90666/
Bit our friend pinot ignored the sprinter so he could stack GC.
After that it's just hoping your boys don't crash in the first week

 >>/90666/
goombling afterall innit

 >>/90663/
peaked at the right time for GTs even though I had 3 DNFs
the race to top 10 is back on

 >>/90618/
He DNFd when he saw the rainclouds

FUUUUUUUUGGGGGG SUOMI :XDDDD

 >>/90654/
> 365 vacation days a year.
ynr Loser Bernd

 >>/90666/
 >>/90667/
Yeah, I feel like it often pays off picking a cheap sprinter and put extra points into GC. But again, crashes happen

The owl. It's gone. Jeez how much better it is.

 >>/90675/
Don't tell me you strategically placed some poisoned squeakers as bait.

 >>/90663/
Will /cyc/ finally collectively apologize to Axelgaard if Optakt Enjoyer ends up winning it all?

ynr the Dauphiné

berts out there having 5 week vacations and outright neeting while the rest of us has 0 vacations and works at least two jobs to make ends meet 
we need to introduce wealth tax in /cyc/ - the neets and long vacationers must pay

 >>/90663/
Delete this

 >>/90679/
As an American, I get paid the most money but have the least vacation time. This whole nonsense that Treinbert is doing where he just putzes around Italy for a month is insane

 >>/90681/
yes well but since you have a lot of money you will be taxed too so the rest of us can take some vacation 
I hadn't thought of that, it was an oversight

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 >>/90681/
Remember when I was in Canada for two months. And then in China and Mongolia for two months. This is actually a very short trip

 >>/90676/
I did place some strategically placed sunflower seeds for robins today, just so the asshole pigeons can't race to them first.
Hope mama owl did not eat any birb fren to feed its annoying screamer.

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OG grug

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sponsor of the tour KOM jersey, of course he doesn't wear a shirt like a true business man

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eddy, what are you saying about your son secretly marrying lotte kopecky?

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will watch the rest tomorrow, a German tv feature about the tour 1972. imagine them sprinting in velodromes like back in the day. 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7ts6W0hCY

 >>/90677/
That gamer has been diverting from his gimmick

 >>/90678/
No I only know Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes

 >>/90690/
 >>/90678/
Why did remKING had to dodge?

 >>/90691/
the big plan is to hide and train this year. trust the plan. R.EV.

 >>/90691/
Hiding his big belly

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Back to more regular training, I hope recovery won't be totally ass with the baby waking us up at night

 >>/90691/
big hiding

> Sasha LUTSENKO
> Arnold DE LIE
> Tobias FOSS
> Pipo CONCA

47th tour of de wallonie brings a lot of frauds and frauds

On the other hand, there's plenty of up and coming superstars like CANAL, SENTJENS, CRABBE, VANTHOURENHOUT or PORNHAAR

 >>/90696/
Vanthourenhout is 32 Bert

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 >>/90697/
This baby faced stud is barely 18

 >>/90697/
32 velopoints? that's expensive.

 >>/90698/
the bertline gives it away

 >>/90699/
Sorry but costs have gone up prices will have to reflect that nothing we can do

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Youtubebros?

 >>/90702/
How long before you start stalking autismbert?

 >>/90703/
No, thanks, he has plenty of problems of his own

 >>/90701/
Akhem. Parting gift for mangling your ankle?
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/malta?cache=1780304053

 >>/90705/
I thought that just happened in Korea

 >>/90706/
How are you and your fellow countrymen holding up today swissbert?

> Gall ist der zweite Österreicher auf einem Grand-Tour-Podest nach Adolf
hmm, article also mentions that his gf is American and classical musician. I don't know how this matches his own music style.

 >>/90707/
lots of coping. I mean I was prepared for it mentally and thought that Barkov would make the difference, but didn't expect that weak ass defensive playing by the Suisse after getting into the final unbeaten.

 >>/90709/
I didn't watch the match (went to sleep at 9 because of the baby, haha) but what I read in the tabloids and what my friends confirmed was that both teams seemed rather timid and afraid to play compared to the earlier matches.

later this month soccer is holding a pride match and they are making muslims play one another
could cycling be equally based? I think so, pride jersey

 >>/90711/
 >>/90604/
We're so far ahead

 >>/90711/
Remco has already raced against Yates

There are more climbing stages in the dauphinée than in this year giro

 >>/90714/
since we're getting del dopo v seixas kino it will be infinitely more interesting than the giro (a 1 out of 10 grand tour) in general

 >>/90714/
Also 2 sprint stages where they put a shit ton of mountains in the first half of the stage ensuring slurp

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 >>/90716/
Absolutely no way this ones ends up in a sprint

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the giro may actually only be a 0.5/10 grand tour
I recently posted anti giro truth into the local bicycle group chat 
> the femmes tdf is a more interesting race than the giro in every regard 
and there was plenty of agreement to be found (one guy said yup while everyone else stayed silent [nobody knows what the giro is nor do they watch the femmes tdf]).

 >>/90717/
Who designs this shit anyway, yeah you can attack and go solo but you'll have to suffer 30km on the flat.
Romeo will win

> massive explosions in Malta 
I'm nooticing...

 >>/90720/
auterrorismbert

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New t-shaped hex tool arrived.
The derailleur support screw still won't budge and I worry I will snap it half if I try harder.
What the FUCK did they do with it.

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3rd world country of Belgium

 >>/90723/
Belgian bert commute on this on 23mm

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So I went to Herculaneum and it was pretty cool. But I couldn't get on the Autostrada because the oldest toll booth in existence didn't accept my credit cart. I had to drive through the fucking center of the towns of the Napoli banlieus and everybody is fucking CRAZY here. Cars driving and stopping everywhere, retards stepping into the road, those fucking scooters overtaking on the left and the right. Literally every car has bumps and scratches. There are probably not a whole lot of cyclists from the south because they are all DEAD. It is 10x worse than the rest of Italy

Credit cart. That's funny. Anyway maybe I will blow up this place next

(this is a joke mr FBI hahaha)

Well that's an interesting flag

 >>/90725/
> debt financing a toll road fee
quintissentially d*tch post

 >>/90728/
What? I just don't have any cash on me, sadly here they still live in 1955

good guy Milan watching the ladies

 >>/90727/
don't worry about blowing shit up in lebanon, someone is doing that already

 >>/90723/
Average walloon road tbh, last time I was in that region I punctured front and back at the same time

 >>/90726/
> vesuvio explodes

2.5km over 7% at the femeninas and there's already a HUGE GC action
The h*mmes would never

Btw Bertacek, you can use a GRX 31/48 crankset with 11speed road components for better rampa gears. Will require FD adjustment though, so maybe better to just buy a new bike.

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kill

 >>/90734/
it's actually insane how a fatso sprinter stage grows to a 50 second gap with them

fink Brtek just needs some fewer teeth on his crankset

 >>/90735/
I might end up buying new FD at this rate because I am gonna destroy it soon
I would prefer not to since it's out of stock everywhere here

 >>/90737/
The motopacing is out of this world again

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nice muro in wallonia

> came back together
lame

gruppo compacto, so much for 50 seconds

> still trusting Italian timekeeping in the current year

> Five for Georgie

marlen brapper is gonna ride away

Sente is a big guy

be dad and mom sentjens and think how to name their newborn son: sente sentjens. genius.

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 >>/90748/
Dad with some ominous team history

it's de lie over

any good sprinter there except balsamico?

strategical double puncture for de lie within the limit.

big maus

ineos pulled for nothing

wiebeswinslol

easy without wiebes there

hmmm, balsamico

 >>/90754/
you could make this post every race and it would be correct

balsamico wins again

 >>/90756/
She's as solid 2nd best as Wiebes is 1st. Kind of incredible.

Honestly that some very efficient local riging by giro done. Impressed

 >>/90760/
you'd think the ones that got dropped today would also hulkmax to atleast threaten wiebes on the flat but no

 >>/90727/
lebanese blonde

CANAL BLANCO in the Canal zone

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They're doing w estimation on strava files now

 >>/90765/
he's still allowed to post with power?

 >>/90766/
Estimated of course

 >>/90765/
that seixas kom is big enough news to make it to several cycling media posts so yeah it's warranted

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just looked at the tdf route in full for the first time
> le tourmalet again
> random stage with just the balloon ballsack
> they ride up it again the next day
> alpe to break the record
> they ride up it again the next day
kinda fucking lame
> galibier again
only this one peaks my interest

The Le Tour should ride the l'Iseran again

 >>/90769/
will be at cote des doppes for this stage, betting with a mate who can gather the most doped bottles

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Imagine the puffiness

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 >>/90769/
A lot of baroudeurs stages this year, not a huge fan. Also way too many flat sprints

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Don't think I will be trying to be just a little bit too funni with Auterrorismbert ever again.
https://x.com/hw97karbine/status/2061336893170626732

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Ummm, Jorgenson looks actually close to death

 >>/90774/
allahu akhbar

 >>/90775/
Didn't know he was eritrean

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 >>/90775/
Shouting lager, lager, lager, lager
mega, mega white thing, 
mega, mega white thing
So many things to see and do in the tube hole

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 >>/90775/
how pas normal is gonna be reconstructed mecha matty ?

 >>/90775/
there's no way this isn't some pic from when he was 17 or something

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 >>/90773/
it's lacking some real mountain killer stages, we used to get atleast 3 of pic related in a tour
can't believe they fell for the make the tour easier meme to beat pogacar

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 >>/90781/
take me home

 >>/90781/
Kussesque etape

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 >>/90782/
dauphiné has you covered
no wonder fatco is running away

 >>/90782/
> cordon bleu stop in flumet
B I G
I
G

 >>/90781/
They even made sure none of the baroudeurs stages are for puncher so that the can't take time here. Also we probably will never have a cobble stage again before he retires

 >>/90786/
I also don't see where visma is getting their cope, all the stuff where they previously were able to kraak brutalle pogi is missing
that first alpe stage is basically begging for pogi to break the record

 >>/90787/
They gave up I think they're just pretending

My gf is now watching more cycling than me. Have i made it or should i ne scared?

 >>/90789/
What's her w/kg?

 >>/90788/
I wish they would just go all out like they did that first tour they broke him.
Just attack him non stop till he forgets to eat

 >>/90790/
shes fast for a woman but nothing to worry about

 >>/90792/
> /cyc/ gf who can't mog you but still rides properly?
you made it

 >>/90789/
That's the dream. She wont be mad at you for spending hours watching sport.

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> Felix Gall had already been linked with Lidl-Trek, but according to Het Laatste Nieuws, the Austrian will indeed move to the German WorldTour team. The runner-up in the recent Giro d’Italia currently rides for Decathlon CMA CGM, but is reportedly in his final months with the French team.

disgusting to be honest

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She looks 45

 >>/90789/
> cyc gf
do you really have to ask?

 >>/90795/
Why though? Decathlon only has Sexass so Gall would get to ride the other half of relevant stage races as captain.

 >>/90798/
money, they're taking muhlburger too apparently

 >>/90795/
To be fair he's kinda useless as a domestique

 >>/90799/
Shouldn't Decathlon have lots of money too now that they got those shipping dollars?

 >>/90775/
yo what the fuck

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hahahahaaha, oh hahahahahaa

 >>/90775/
the bald ghoul 
 >>/90803/
lmao its so over for those fools

 >>/90803/
lmao

 >>/90803/
 >>/90804/
 >>/90805/
Exchanging one retard for another is really not gonna make a lot of difference Beets