/bert/ - ciclismo

Rumor has it that Skjelmose's future with Lidl-Trek is uncertain. Do not be surprised if he has an extra sulphurous summer to impress potential new employers.

 >>/91499/
cheeky tenner on O'JORGZ Matt podium

 >>/91507/
I'm picking him for the dauphiné purely because I can't afford Ayuso and they won't work together

 >>/91496/
that's besides the point; outsourcing your thinking is what's wrecking your noggin

 >>/91508/
the only reason I would ride this bike would be to be seen riding around town on this bike

 >>/91512/
That's like saying people should still be solving logarithm by hand

Why did nobody mention our boy PLUTO won bigly today

 >>/91514/
it's clearly not, there's already tons of research on this

 >>/91516/
It's a tool, just learn how to use it

 >>/91481/
My dad does because he has a bad back and finds it hard to get on and off bike unless he drops the seat

 >>/91508/
looks based, whats going on with the brake cables though

Can't see any other scenario. Seixass is gonna murder everyone at dauphiné. 

But he'll probably blow up ala pelizzari in the third week of the tdf

 >>/91520/
thanks Sean

 >>/91520/
I can see it, sexass will follow pog and blow up big time and disappear completely

WOUT for twelve that's a steal innit

ah Roel Van SINTMAARTENSDIJK my favorite four pointer
in you go

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 >>/91456/
My beloved Time Xpresso. Miss them like you wouldn't believe.

mfw Seixas drops Pogacar

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 >>/91527/
what's this deviant up to anyways? Is he going to pop off now or what, very lackluster season so far

 >>/91528/
form his training I gather he's going to be a slave for the coming months
maybe he'll be free in the tour when ayuso inevitably fucks up

 >>/91523/
it's funny seeing him that low; he's got a realistic shot at three stages

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 >>/91530/
I see he chuted in training a week ago.

the fuck does veloman see in Buchmann, dude should be 4 points
the guy hasn't even scored a PCS meme point the entire season

 >>/91532/
he does not want to see him picked EVER

 >>/91532/
George knows its gonna piss off someone so he'll do it.
You can tell he has his own little list of guys he always overprice just to piss people off.

 >>/91531/
he really said fuck the aerobottles

 >>/91535/
He seems to do a lot of like nine-hour unsupported insane rides, so he probably just wants to put the biggest bottles he can in there

 >>/91531/
I was referring to WOUT

 >>/91530/
GODON is a better rider than VAN AERT

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What is this mickey mouse race, I have never heard of it and why does it deserve a Velogame

 >>/91537/
you did but will he outscore GODON

 >>/91540/
it'll be interesting to find out

skelly is in this race? and how will lidl manage him and ayuso again?

 >>/91543/
free for all, UAE style

 >>/91536/
He's a gas station king drinking monsters and cola zero

 >>/91545/
> cola zero
cola zonder carbs, whats the point

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 >>/91546/
he's eating the carbs
I find his strava very enjoyable to follow

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> Monster zero sugar
what a boomer

 >>/91547/
Those sweet look kinda tempting, ngl

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 >>/91549/
the bert load out

 >>/91550/
Light drinks are disgusting, just buy sparkling water

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I definitely wasn't stuck in the old thread for the whole evening

I shall be on a ride, but the femeninas are running the Colle delle Finestre today

 >>/91553/
Top tier bait

lotto's 28 year old devo rider is TT champ of japan

 >>/91555/
so lotto dev gets the 50 free UCI points and not the motherteam?

 >>/91556/
Yes

 >>/91557/
so you made it back home? what car parts did you lose this time?

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 >>/91558/
No I am still in BADEN-BADEN but can't be bothered to enter the wifi password, it is like 5000 characters. Checkout is at 12 and then I have a six hour drive home

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Back to the 13€ schnitzel and 3€ wine

 >>/91560/
Wanted to get schnitzel yesterday so I went to a biergarten but they only had FLAMMKUCHEN. It was decent but not picture worthy

 >>/91560/
brother is eating 5 schnitzels a week

 >>/91562/
Plus the gf tax

 >>/91560/
This is not as good a schnitzel as the last one

 >>/91564/
It's also 1/3 of the price

FUCK, have just missed 200kg deadlift.
My instinct to let go instead of power through when I feel being right on the limit won.
But looking at instareplay my ass just shot back and at knee height I was already lifting with my lower back.
So that's good thing I have let go, surely.

 >>/91566/
you should start track cycling

 >>/91567/
At this age all I should be starting on is to ease up on the strength training to drastically go down with mass and start VO2 maxxing. 
Although I will still give it a few more years, I enjoy doing it, enjoy the noombers which I am not exactly chasing but which come my away anyway, enjoy how being thick-big fucks with people's primitive instinct and makes them defer, don't want to stop yet because this is also an admission that a part of my life is definitely gone and never coming back.

dani martinez seems underrated, looked decent this year and should be leader

I was 50 cm away from getting perro'd, a border collie who jumped like 2 meter high fence, just to leisurely cross the street

 >>/91570/
heroic dog jumps 2 meter high fence to say hello to bertaczek

 >>/91570/
he thought your pedals were a squeaky toy

 >>/91569/
Do we know whether he went back to Colombia for training and "training"?

https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/06/maximum-cycling-thoughts.html
UCI says the current computer are the limits. Somehow the crowd of always complaining people are... complaining

One of those days where getting out the door is a struggle. I know it'll be fine once I get going - it always is.

 >>/91574/
how does this effect the normal market, we aren't bound by the UCI
is the argument that they just won't make big computers if the pros don't use them?

 >>/91560/
looks decent, where was it?

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proper ride that, need some schnitzel meself now (or three)

 >>/91574/
It's all just a weird hastily thrown together thing and it's hard to figure out where this is even coming from. Size of device means almost nothing. Reckon a larger screen is better in many ways, than the 130s lots of the pros use especially on Mountain stages/TTs where you have to squint to see anything.

 >>/91577/
Same place, alt Wien. Nice ride BTW, how is the weight-loss coming?

 >>/91576/
I guess. Also who buys 1k€ computer bike anyway

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It's extremely Marlenover

 >>/91581/
time for another hypno session

 >>/91580/
I am at 72.5-73 now, that was me pre winter-bulking weight so pretty happy. the suit (barely) fits. the quads got fatter so the suit pants are always an issue

Afghan champ spotted

 >>/91581/
she is still there?

 >>/91585/
not anymore

 >>/91579/
Yeah, I don't see a trend towards huge ass bike computers among the pros.

getting ptsd flashbacks watching this climb

 >>/91589/
who will be the simon yates of today?
lamborghini?

 >>/91586/
she diesels her way back

 >>/91588/
They don't even pretend not to squeak anymore.

 >>/91587/
Yeah, even outside the weight/aero nerds, the Wahoo ROAM and Garmin 8x0 is what the vast majority use on normal stages. You'll see a few use an Garmin 10x0 but I would bet no one is using the ACE.

 >>/91590/
I believe in Antonia.

DNFs galore

 >>/91590/
Is that Simon Yates (giga kraaak) or Simon Yates (gifted win due to knuckleheadery)?

 >>/91591/
playing voiture balai

 >>/91595/
half the peloton isnt good enough for this climb

 >>/91596/
win due to knuckleheads
van der breggen and vollering hate eachother so it will happen

 >>/91598/
maybe ¼ but yeah

Bert's "tramp stamp" is out again 🤭

zigert surprisingly good

 >>/91602/
weeell and she got dropped kek

 >>/91602/
she's the female gall
mindless uphill pedaling in an ugly bike posotion

 >>/91602/
and gone

> stage getting jonas'd

apparently there is some avalanche thats blocking the road or smth

 >>/91590/
anyone but a yellow bee

 >>/91607/
finish today is 1km before the top

BOOOOO

> watching the femmes unironically for non-gooning purposes

 >>/91611/
Lauren Dickson was showing a bit of cleavage

Crazy to leave it this long to make that decision. Do they even have radio coverage

niedermeier got this

 >>/91613/
yeah but it's funnier to rig the results

 >>/91599/
Unlikely, there are no satellite hjaelpers left in front, while Yates had Wout who made all the difference in the valley.

 >>/91616/
well it doesn't matter anymore, there's no valley

 >>/91617/
bit rude to lauren dickson

rip my gf Niamh...

german eurosport commentator is SEEETHING about that decision

 >>/91617/
You're right, what a joke.

lol marlen

Demi looks weak

 >>/91623/
I think she'd have attacked by now if she felt good

is anyone gonna do something

CAM ON RICHIE

mommy Anna slow-motion attaque

 >>/91624/
she's """""""attacked""""""" several times

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 >>/91626/

where's the massive sheet of ice

 >>/91630/
not gonna ride under it are they

 >>/91629/
dopeur AND annoying? not for me

 >>/91631/
I see it now

 >>/91633/
I don't think they've shown it, that's safe ice

waste of stage tbh

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According to PCS, they already crossed the peak.

Previous couple of king's stages of feminene ciclistas racing were pretty cool but this put their entire """"sport"""" back 40 years

lol

lol how did she even see the finish was there

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nice finish line

I'm the guy fondling their asses "to give them a push"

 >>/91636/
he also didn't see big marlen reeled in almost everyone 20 minutes ago

legendary Dannyyyyyy is there

they are sending them forwards anyway?

 >>/91644/
cooldown innit

Czech commentator speculating if european champ jersey has priority over king of the kom jersey

Impressive damage control from Marlen

 >>/91647/
Almeiding her way up

Business idea: Manon kisses me on the penis

Really wonder what sort of runner the great Seff CAN KERCKHOVE gonna be.
He's 190 cm short but he climbs very good.

 >>/91651/
I don't enjoy gazing upon old people much less if they are female

 >>/91653/
Not a big fan of mirrors either 2bh

Gruel not starting in grand prix brussel for anyone who had him

Recon was uneventful to be honest.
The race profile is very climby, up and down, but almost no rampas, mostly 5% climbs.
I predect no less than 100 (one hundred) chutes fatales early on, some of the high speed curvas in descents are nasty as fuck.

> Heistse Berg (0.68km à 2.4%)
kek

EF rider absolutely heemed by road furniture

6 cofidis riders pulling and then lost all positions lmao

 >>/91659/
classic cofidis

van den berg/hobbs or waerenskjold wins

it's hobbs

 >>/91660/
but still got 2 guys in the top 10 
Picnic non existent

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G-W3zJMxazM

remember to degreasse and clean your quick-link ™ with a toothbrush before you assembly you're chain

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> well known chain vaxxers out there

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 >>/91658/
stolen from Rusbert

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> ynr Remco EVENEPOEL

 >>/91667/
he's in the box never to be seen again

 >>/91667/
we will all remember him when he wins the tdf this year inshallah

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 >>/91670/
those who bless remco will be blessed, those who cursed remco will be cursed with bike problems

 >>/91671/
kek

 >>/91671/
What about those who disrespect De Lie?

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 >>/91673/

Kaiserwetter today, where is the blogposting berts?

 >>/91675/
been raining for a week now

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Alright I am BACK. That fucking Swiss fine is already here of course. 6 km/h too fast means SIXTY eurodollars. For FUCK'S sake

 >>/91677/
Australia is similar

 >>/91675/
I did a hard ride with 2 friends today and halfway through I led us onto a farm road where they both flatted within the same 100 meters. There was nothing on the road or rather nothing we could see but we all pulled small black shards from the tires - since they were busy patching and pretty spent I ventured on alone

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 >>/91677/
why would you go over the limit?

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Watching The Lost City of Z in 1 hour 45 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 >>/91675/
I did 90 minutes of tempo on the trainer. 

It's like 37 degrees here and muggy. I won't even tell you the heat index but it's bad

 >>/91677/
It has to be implemented here, one of the half-measures which actually bring solving the Polish question one step closer.
Hurting the apes where it hurts the most, in their shekels.

 >>/91675/
Traveling back to occitanie today. Ride tomorrow

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 >>/91685/
smart to flee now

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 >>/91575/
Yeah that was just fine, as expected. Stupid brain.

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he looks so old

 >>/91688/
he's entering middle age

 >>/91687/
just wondering what's your max heartrate?

 >>/91688/
Adrie is old

are we picking ayuso berts? I'm conflicted

 >>/91692/
no way

 >>/91692/
Da

 >>/91692/
No, I hate him

 >>/91693/
everyone else also kinda sucks
onley?
vauq in that final weekend?
only interesting one is the norge but his team sucks dick for the TTT and will probably lose like a minute or more

 >>/91696/
I'm rolling Onley, Godon and Bilbo. Godon is going to rake in so many points I'm salivating as I type

My volodrama ranking has fell in the dumpster after that giro.
Time to bring the risky picks and gamble it all

 >>/91696/
Not picking Rajtuzo, too volatile. Vauq will be good enough, he has already proven himself. One doubt of mine is Bisiaux and Gordon but I think Bisiaux will be good enough and Godon will surprise again.
Norge is in as well, even both of them with the yellow one.

 >>/91699/
then I'll pick ayuso so atleast one of us will do well

 >>/91692/
nah mate not a goomler I'm glad to say

 >>/91692/
I'm seriously trying not to, but I really don't know who else to pick, can't trust any of these frauds.

just pick emu, trust me, big comeback happening

 >>/91690/
Somewhere like 190-195. Don't go there often

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 >>/91703/
even veloman does not want me to pick him

 >>/91705/
the face of a medieval peasant perishing during a famine

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 >>/91705/
Grimpeur, just like... Biermans

 >>/91708/
categories assigned by their IT guy who doesn't watch cycling when he made the website

 >>/91708/
kek

I'm going /elite/ because I have to, I'm Seixasless and I'm even giving fucking Ratchooso yet another chance.


You'd be forgiven for thinking a mentally ill person built this team, but I can say that I'm at peace.

me team is garbage

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My team is perfect, as usual. Now for the gambling gods to fuck me over in ways I could never have imagined, as usual.

My Giro team was good and I got FUCKED so I just made some shit teams in 1 minute now

I don't gamble, so I always win
p*ying attention to ciclismo is the real moral victory all along

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how does this even make sense
matthews broke his wrists in february and google rode RVV