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14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
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FUCK, have just missed 200kg deadlift.
My instinct to let go instead of power through when I feel being right on the limit won.
But looking at instareplay my ass just shot back and at knee height I was already lifting with my lower back.
So that's good thing I have let go, surely.


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 >>/91567/
At this age all I should be starting on is to ease up on the strength training to drastically go down with mass and start VO2 maxxing. 
Although I will still give it a few more years, I enjoy doing it, enjoy the noombers which I am not exactly chasing but which come my away anyway, enjoy how being thick-big fucks with people's primitive instinct and makes them defer, don't want to stop yet because this is also an admission that a part of my life is definitely gone and never coming back.











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 >>/91574/
It's all just a weird hastily thrown together thing and it's hard to figure out where this is even coming from. Size of device means almost nothing. Reckon a larger screen is better in many ways, than the 130s lots of the pros use especially on Mountain stages/TTs where you have to squint to see anything.













































































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Recon was uneventful to be honest.
The race profile is very climby, up and down, but almost no rampas, mostly 5% climbs.
I predect no less than 100 (one hundred) chutes fatales early on, some of the high speed curvas in descents are nasty as fuck.























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 >>/91675/
I did a hard ride with 2 friends today and halfway through I led us onto a farm road where they both flatted within the same 100 meters. There was nothing on the road or rather nothing we could see but we all pulled small black shards from the tires - since they were busy patching and pretty spent I ventured on alone


























































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30 	Jordi Meeus
26 	Biniam Girmay
20 	Søren Wærenskjold
20 	Milan Fretin
16 	Tom Crabbe
12 	Noah Hobbs
8 	Laurence Pithie
5 	Arvid De Kleijn
5 	Alexis Renard
4 	Jonas Abrahamsen
3 	Rick Pluimers
3 	Anthony Turgis
3 	Stanisław Aniołkowski
3 	Paul Penhoët
3 	Sandy Dujardin
2 	Vincenzo Albanese
2 	Riley Sheehan
2 	Danny Van Poppel
2 	Simon Dehairs
2 	Alberto Dainese
1 	Rasmus Tiller
1 	MILAN MENTEN
1 	Toon Aerts
1 	Tom Van Asbroeck
1 	Michiel Mouris
1 	LEWIS ASKEY
1 	THIBAUD GRUEL
1 	Marijn Van Den Berg
1 	Steffen De Schuyteneer
1 	Matteo Moschetti

> 6=

4 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Tom Crabbe Noah Hobbs
> CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS
> Marq Qwabendish
> MVDF
> OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Tom Crabbe Danny Van Poppel
> /pinot/
> KS Wisla Ustronianka


2 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Noah Hobbs Laurence Pithie
> Quick Rundown
> frfr on god









































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 >>/91772/
I know there are at least three of you here, I think even four now, you can at some point which one is which, excluding even writing cues like capitalizations and all.
I just thought I am seeing too many like with the Finns where almost all different people I imagined turned out to be one Bertele.






























































































































































































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30 	Paul Seixas
23 	Baptiste Veistroffer
20 	Valentin Paret-Peintre
16 	Jørgen Nordhagen
16 	Matteo Trentin
15 	Dorian Godon
15 	Kévin Vauquelin
15 	Juan Ayuso
12 	Oscar Onley
10 	Isaac Del Toro
8 	Tobias Halland Johannessen
8 	Daniel Felipe Martínez
7 	Cian Uijtdebroeks
7 	Ramses Debruyne
6 	Léo Bisiaux
6 	Wout Van Aert
5 	Luke Plapp
4 	Gal Glivar
4 	Georg Steinhauser
4 	Clément Braz Afonso
4 	Alex Baudin
3 	Henri-François Renard-Haquin
3 	Mattias Skjelmose
3 	Matteo Jorgenson
3 	Joan Bou
2 	Santiago Buitrago
2 	Maxim Van Gils
2 	Luke Durbridge
2 	Mathieu Burgaudeau
2 	Brady Gilmore
2 	Hugo Houle
2 	Luke Tuckwell
2 	Ben Tulett
2 	Maxime Decomble
2 	Benoît Cosnefroy
2 	Jordan Jegat
2 	Carlos Rodríguez
2 	Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
1 	Marco Frigo
1 	Nikias Arndt
1 	Gorka Sorarrain
1 	Pello Bilbao
1 	Cristián Rodríguez
1 	Steff Cras
1 	João Almeida
1 	Jan Castellon
1 	Andreas Kron
1 	Matevž Govekar
1 	Jefferson Alveiro Cepeda
1 	Phil Bauhaus
1 	Mattéo Vercher
1 	Ben Healy
1 	Mathis Le Berre
1 	Matthew Riccitello
1 	Ethan Hayter
1 	Pepijn Reinderink
1 	Bryan Coquard
1 	Quinn Simmons
1 	Rudy Molard
1 	Michael Gogl
1 	Iván Romeo
1 	Samuel Watson

> 7=

2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Jørgen Nordhagen Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
> OPTAKT ENJOYER
> /pinot/


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Isaac Del Toro Gal Glivar
> Patje`s Angels
> MVDF


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Jørgen Nordhagen Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Clément Braz Afonso
> /pinot/
> frfr on god


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Jørgen Nordhagen Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Cian Uijtdebroeks
> KS Wisla Ustronianka
> /pinot/


































































































































































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 >>/92124/
> “non-compliant clothing equipment”
kek 
> At the Ronde de l’Oise, Van Schip had already been warned. During stage 2, he received a 200 CHF fine for a handlebar position judged to be dangerous to himself or his competitors, although he was allowed to continue on that occasion.
someone in high places wants him out of the sport simple as















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So it happened AGAIN. We can blame WADA, we can blame UCI, we can praise the commissioners but the truth is, it's simply too much. Handlebars, jerseys, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me worng, I still have full faith in Paul Tabak and the lads, but MASSIVE investments are desperately needed in the R&D season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances not getting DSQ'd again next race. Not racing like this.


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the US have A LOT of race license categories, I'm really surprised there are enough riders to fill that many races. Not even counting junior categories.
Here we pretty much just have jedermann aka unlicensed, masters aka non-elite old people (30+) and elite which requires a UCI license and that's pretty much it and I think it's like that in every european country.














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Started raining the exact moment I stepped out my front door, but managed to convince myself to go anyway. Only rained (a bit) for the first 10 minutes or so. 3x20 minutes on the edge of z2/3. I think there's a point to them, but I just like how it feels. Going fast-ish but not feeling particularly hard. Good times.




















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I was looking at the Crit Drama Instagram account just to laugh at videos of crashes. Some team hired Angela White, the porn star, to do like a Cameo for them which was posted on the page. I followed that post to Angela White's Instagram and clicked on stickied post to laugh at Middle Eastern and Indian men propositioning her in the comments. Some Iranian guy has like a whole fan page dedicated to her with posts like this. 

I included the convoluted story to explain why looking at Iranian Angela White fan pages is actually cycling related.






























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I have to admit, I believe in Seixas, but how was he isolated today on medium toughness mountain stage with basically no GC attacks? And Onley/Vauquelin go up the road?

Maybe Decathlon isn't ready for the big leagues. I don't know. I'm just worried. I know he doesn't need to win the La Tour this year but today was a bit amateur hour if you ask me













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> “But in the last stage I attack, I put my water bottle under my shirt,” Van Schip responds on Instagram. “The jury immediately rides past and I ask: ‘Is my cycling position okay now?’ The man completely freaks out. I ask: ‘What is the problem? Can I hide the water bottle with you, or do I have to throw it away here?’”

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“I found it very strange,” said an indignant Van Schip. “For a long time, I didn’t get any clarity on exactly what the problem was; I was only told that I was being taken out of the race. Afterwards, I was told that I was being disqualified because I had a water bottle in my jersey.”

He does it to himself tbh




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the guy has a target on his back now, nearly always UCI looks away when a rule is broken but this guy is on their radar so they're now applying the rules
i've had the misfortune of racing against him a few times, all he does is shout and seethe in the bunch so when he fucks off and does a breakaway everyone is happy he's not around



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 >>/92230/
pretty sure he's actually diagnosed with something though i cannot remember what it was
being an autist is fine, it's actually sort of needed if you want to be competitive nowadays but just don't be a cunt - someone like van Vleuten, for example, is a mega autist in terms of working towards a race but is genuinely a kind soul aside from that, from the few times i've spoken with her



















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 >>/92223/
What do you mean vaguepostingbert, or simply Autismbert, it is often the same.
The eggs?
I have this sort of reaction to someone eating apples. This scrunch, especially if done slowly by an older person just blows my hair up and allows me to pin point where the pituary gland is.











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 >>/92254/
This is true, people have this irrational hatred of veganism. Eleven Madison Park in NYC is my favorite restaurant in the city but people became irate when menu went vegan. Like there's no restaurant in the world people hate more and it's just because EMP is vegan. Food is amazing. 

Sulfur eggs sucked tho




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 >>/92263/
everyone in the us makes like 300k post tax a year
people who make 50-70k are considered so poor that the elites are lobbying for them to pay NO INCOME TAX because they are so poor that their taxes don't even matter. That's the world they are living in, everyone in the US is rich even the poors










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I have been to a Michelin restaurant in Prague with the /cyc/ office recently and it wasn't that bad. A degustation menu, of course, they had the best fried cauliflower I ever had. No schnitzel. No burger. About $75 per person which is like a two months wage here.

















































































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I don't exactly remember, I think it was a gravy. 

I actually was pretty underwhelmed by that course. I thought the meal in general was very good (I think it was 8-10 courses) but that dish fell flat. That is Saint Germain in New Orleans. We went last year before the Michelin Guide came out. A lot of people were hyping Saint Germain as a possible two star but Bertina and I agreed it was a one star at best. Emeril's on the other hand  >>/92302/ was sensational and it got two stars in the guide. They're clearly hunting for three. 

We try to do a fine dining restaurant about once a quarter. When we travel, we usually hit the good places in town. For example, our Lyon and  Annecy trip I think we did like 11 stars in ten days, way too hedonistic











































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This unironically. If these idiots would just agree on the basic fact that a danger should equal "take it slow" and not "lets go as fast as possible, making everything even more dangerous" we would have way less chutes. 
Morgado even said after the crash on stage 2 in the Giro that they accelerated because they knew that they were about to go through a dangerous part of road... 
All's I'm saying is that the riders need to be held accountable for crashes too.























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I went oil -> squirt -> wax, and I definitely spent more time on my drive train before moving to wax. Swapping the chain takes like 2 minutes, tossing the chains in the pot and taking them out when they're done is a few minutes. Plus it's so much cleaner to work with. Plus the longevity gains are nice to think about.






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> 🇫🇷 Thibaut Pinot lists his farm on Airbnb for an exclusive 🇫🇷 Tour de France stay
> 🗣️ "During the stay, I'll take you inside the Tour de France, paddock access and for guests ages 16+, we'll take a ride in an official race car and enjoy a helicopter view of the stage"
pwoah even has a helicopter ride



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Yeah I really don't see what people mean about the time issue with waxing.

I turn on my hot pot. I forget about until it's hot. When it's hot, I drop a chain in for a few minutes. Then I go back and swirl it for a few seconds. Then I take it out and lay it on some aluminum foil to dry.

The active time for me is probably 10% of the time it takes to clean and then oil individual chain links.


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Supposedly it's marginally better to let the chain heat up with the wax (because then it expands, letting out pollutants and soaking up more wax inside the chain). Which more crucially is one less step, so even easier. It's just, drop in chain and turn it on. Return some time later, swirl, and pull it out.



















































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DATI and team Team UKYO continue to be pas normal down in Sudkorea.
Almost 10 runners OTL including local star HWANHUI. KIM, KIM and LEE barely made the cut. 
VAN AERT 25 minutes behind. Lote principal split into two with PHOUNSAVATH and SEXTON finishing in 2eme peloton.

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