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Non Michelin Dining Edition

> Current and upcoming road races

07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT

12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

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 >>/93532/
this is already outdated, as well as bertek's X chart
> Healy Ben (EF Education - EasyPost)
> Reinderink Pepijn (Soudal Quick-Step)
> Leemreize Gijs (Team Picnic PostNL)
> Corkery Dillon (Team Picnic PostNL)
> Faure Prost Alexy (Team Picnic PostNL)



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Matias Ahtosalo wins ITT Finnish NC ahead of my teammate Axel Kllberg. 410W for 36min, not bad. The aero superstar Savukoski third, Makogon humbled. Gonna be interesting road race tomorrow with Källberg vs Ahtosalo again.































































































































































































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> Lefevere even used a popular Belgian expression to underline that the move was out of Quick-Step’s reach. “That wasn’t food for our plate,” he said. Yet a few months later he watched Lidl-Trek close the deal for the Spanish rider, and believes the same amount of money may have been involved. Previously, values of up to €10 million have been reported.
so 10-15 million eddies but its all speculation so we will go with 15
 >>/93726/
idk he reportedly gets 8 mill € per year and they 'paid millions' to buy his contract
> Under Belgian law, breaking that contract required somewhere between €5-7 million. Red Bull covered it—plus whatever additional sweetener QuickStep demanded to let their franchise rider walk early.
maybe even up to 10












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Anyway, my race was uneventful
It rained somewhat and was very wet
Everyone was going ballistic from the get go, I ended up in gruppo 12 or something, then i dropped THEM at the mirador and joined gruppo 11/10 and finished with them.
Tortyish eggs












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Just watched the race

Heroic salvage by Seixas, truly believe he would've won today without crash

Del Toro looking good

Tuckwell nice job managing effort, he's not out of it

Good job Bertacek, looking forward to the Intervals data





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He fell off his bike early way before the cameras got turned on. Don't know yet how beaten up he is but it took him forever to come back and he got dropped on the last climb when things got real.
All in all this race is over for him but it was a good effort given the circumstances.

















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May I introduce you to this bad boy, I hope you have your gearing in order. A lot of iconic climb in slovenia right across the border too, like Vršič. I haven't done it by Mangart is apparently very special https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXErmbMWtPI. Another 11km at 9% monster though















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 >>/93792/
Not for me! Is Colombia playing? If any type of brownoid is noticeable here it is the manlet Amerindian mutt with no soul in his eyes.

Colombia is playing.
We shall see then how much have we gone towards being a true 1st world cuntry with all the parts and parcels.



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 >>/93795/
For sure, the current diversity push is bringing them in by job agencies in thousands, getting harder to go to Kaufland and not see any of them buying a metric shit ton of sweets.

Plus Magrheb all went to 1st world when it was many times richer than Eastern Europe behind the Iron Curtain.



















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> “I was dead tired when I rejoined the first group. I tried to gather as much strength as possible. I squeezed out all the energy left in my body on the final climb. It was tough, also with the injuries. I could barely put any weight on my arms. I resolved to give it my all. No matter how great the pain is, I’m going up. I wanted to give everything for my teammates. These five guys sacrificed themselves completely for me. And that while they could have abandoned me in the pampas. I wouldn’t even have complained, because that was all I deserved. And voilà, today simply hats off to them. They should know that I love them.”

damn love this kid, what a king





















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Baby Giro Next gen starts tomorrow with a lot of superstars and superfrauds

> FINN Lorenzo
> SUMPIK Pavel
> SPARFEL Aubis
> BORREMANS Casper
> DUNDIEWOODY Seth
> -ACKOWIAK Jan Pawel
> GREGOIRE Baptiste
> RAFFERTY Adam
> MOREIRA Daniel Filipe VIeira
> WIGGINS Benoit
> TARLING Finlay
> BRAVO Henrique
> MILESO Nicolas
> VAN KERCHHOVE Matisse
> DICKMAN Daan
> SCALCO Mateo
> FABBRO Riccardo
> LE COCK Baptiste

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You shouldn't be allowed to run the l'Avenir or Baby Giro more than once unless you chuted out or something.
You rode once and finished 6th overall? Off to a team fraudulence with you





















































































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> Internal server error. This board requires some post history before uploading files. Text-only posts are welcome.

I get this fucking shit when I try to post my squeakers. FIX PLEASE















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31 	Tim Merlier
27 	Jordi Meeus
22 	Jasper Philipsen
12 	Dylan Groenewegen
11 	Tobias Lund Andresen
10 	Milan Fretin
10 	Oded Kogut
9 	Arvid De Kleijn
7 	Frits Biesterbos
6 	Alexander Salby
4 	Matteo Malucelli
4 	Noah Hobbs
3 	Juan Sebastián Molano
3 	Anders Foldager
3 	Sam Welsford
3 	Tim Torn Teutenberg
2 	Stan Dewulf
2 	Žak Eržen
2 	Gleb Syritsa
2 	Emilien Jeannière


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1 	Julius Johansen
1 	Gianluca Pollefliet
1 	Marijn Van Den Berg
1 	Max Walscheid
1 	Giovanni Lonardi
1 	EMIL HERZOG
1 	Arnaud De Lie
1 	Sam Bennett
1 	Jonas Rickaert
1 	Felix Ørn-Kristoff
1 	Edward Theuns
1 	Madis Mihkels
1 	Matteo Moschetti
1 	Paul Penhoët
1 	MAX KANTER
1 	Jenthe Biermans
1 	Mattia Cattaneo
1 	Pau Miquel
1 	Tim Marsman
1 	Stian Fredheim
1 	Tim Naberman
1 	Itamar Einhorn
1 	Bert Van Lerberghe
1 	JONATHAN MILAN
1 	Søren Wærenskjold














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Please watch the Finnish NC, you can get the stream by googling istv. A great break has established already, with superstars like Miko Pirinen, Matias Ahtosalo, Axel Källberg and a few others. It's not looking bright for the peloton with the three best time trialists in the break, lol.





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Now to the race itself, I rode with my bike to the race and rode the last 10k of the parcours. It's really windy today and they basically have a strong tailwind until the last 500m, the it's an uphill sprint against the wind.















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I need to get back at you with that.
I'm doing testing and I'm checking settings in owned boards. With empty fields I could post image without post history.
On the other hand I tried to post on a claimable board, and it failed on me.
So I assume soemthing is buggy.






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> Please watch the Finnish NC, you can get the stream by googling istv.
> ISTV (acronym for Ilha do Sol TV) is a Brazilian television station
I think non-Fins might have to add something like "Finland" to the search query.




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> DNS THORNLEY Callum
> DNS BISSEGER Stefan
> DNS KRON Andreas
> DNS UHLIG Henri

This is just silly. Most teams are down to 3 or 4 riders. Only Trek and fucking Total are still untouched.




























































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SEIXAS chuted on purpose
Already stage 6 was depressing, unable to drop washed up DEL DOPO on the slopes of Crest-Voland, the team has decided to chute SEIXAS on purpose to create excuse and prevent guaranteed humiliation





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bored hobbyists are doing interval training up the hill in between rounds. But without me, I'm not looking forward roding back home. I shame riders that don't wait for the voiture balai to pass first, very disrespectful.









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The following races already have live coverage:
> LA Vuelta a Extremadura
> Muur Cyclassic Geraardsbergen
> Grande Prix Suissbert-Gippingen
> Copenhegen sprint
> Tour Feminin des Dopage Pyrenees

> VeloBank Ślęża Tour Dolny Śląsk had coverage from km 0
> LVM Saardland Trofeo had coverage from km 0

The following race has no race coverage still:
> Dauphine-Libere







































































































































































































































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who could've known that
> seixas chutes and is a fraud before that
> godon was sick
> nordhagen gets sick
> van aert doesn't feel like riding
> martinez sucks
> vpp can't climb despite bmi of 14 or something
> onley chutes brutally










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The winner is determined based on the front wheel crossing the finish line so theoretically if he and his bike fell over the line except his front wheel he would have lost. But the race commissaire might have granted him the win anyway in that situation.



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> The finish occurs at the instant that the tyre of the front wheel meets the vertical plane rising from the starting edge of the finishing line. To this end, the verdict of the photo-finish shall be final.
The definition of how the winner is picked is made with the assumption in mind that the riders ride across the line and not slide on their back.





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Half way back. What keeps you going after 111km in the legs? I stuffed a gravel jersey with double bags at the back and a top tube bag with food and both bidons with sugar. It's all gone.

















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Suisse volta
> Stage 1 - Pogacar wins
> Stage 2 - Pogacar wins
> Stage 3 - breakaway or sprinter wins
> Stage 4 - ROGLIC probably ahead of Pogacar unless he's really phoning it in
> Stage 5 - Plugge's wet dream (Pogacar wins)
I don't seen grug being competitive on stage 1/2 if it is a gc day


























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So I went on a quick ride over town, of course was rained on, a lot, but as I was passing this group of "people" the not bad looking but with legs demolished by cellulite (lipodema maybe) girl basically whispered to me "I have a pussy like a loaf".
What did she mean but this.
I get that this is some mating call but what?
Is this code for "puffy clam"?












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> This board requires some post history before uploading files. Text-only posts are welcome.
Using my other computer for the pics I took today and I get this error as well. so how do I get rid of it, I don't see anything specifying this setting.





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I fucked up the camera at the finish. Slock was already celebrating with 100 meters to go and looked so happy. I turned around and all I saw was that someone was lying on the finish line.



































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Trying to combat certain types of attack. It was a request/idea on another board.
We didn't get any cp spam at least. I saw one trying and failing miserably.
It needs some fine tuning. Like the missing default value in the input fields.



















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> “The wound was treated at the hospital in Herentals. They assume that the irritation was aggravated by sitting in the drops during the team time trial (on day three, ed.),” Sporza analysts Christophe Vandegoor and José De Cauwer report.

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> “It would not have anything to do with a speck of dirt that may or may not have been in that wound. There is a very real chance that he will not leave for an altitude training camp immediately.” There is still no clarity regarding the Tour de France.

it's woutover




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why aren't Renewi Tour, Belgium Tour and Wallonia Tour fusing their budgets to make a Belgian Volta? Add the budgets of Flèche du Sud, Tour de Luxembourg and Tour of Holland to have something like a BeNeLux Tour.




































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Apparently he's fine, somehow
https://www.idlprocycling.com/cycling/elderly-spectator-on-mobility-scooter-crashes-into-peloton-during-junior-stage-race
>  Vriesman responded to the incident afterwards. "The crash looked bad, but it seems I got off fairly lightly," he said in his Instagram story. "I wasn't able to make it to the finish, even though I'd been feeling better with every stage. I have no words for how this could have happened. So much work, and another step backwards."


































































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