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Heatwave edition

> Current and upcoming road races

17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

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> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

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Had fun:
> new tire and tubes taken out of the parcel box at 14
> fuck around at work for a few minutes, put new boots, go pickup my shirt to the mall
> new boots explode right as I am arriving at the mall at 15
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> either a long walk of shame or 2 hours wait until 17 when bikes are allowed in public buses after rush hour
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> but but but, decathlon is here as well
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> leave bike
> pick up bike after 20 minutes
> the tire is fine, the tube just exploded like cut with a knoife
> service cost me equivalent of tree inner tubes
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> complete desaster averted
> never buying no name tubes with gel again
























































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Really getting on my nerves seeing breaks like this where riders without a sprint will just work their asses off and throw away any chance of a win because secondary positions have too much value.





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Tomorrow looks like the kind of pre-Tour TT that Pogi can actually job, but looking at the startlist, I'm not even sure who he can even job to. I guess it's Vacek or McNulty. 

Surely I'm not missing anyone...
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berts are getting destroyed by storms left right and center and some of my colleagues are also facing death by weather but nothing reaches me, no weather kino for me. I could go for some storm entertainment right now











































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Reporting in, already some kino, don't know how postable the vids will be
 >>/95659/
Happy customer and user of these, shant posting tootsies though.
https://shop.monksandals.com/gb/polecane-produkty/112-47745-manaslu-plus.html#/50-size-37/127-kolor_paskow_manaslu-czarny
Bet you will find someone in Czechy doing similar stuff.




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Looking forward to France 3 showing the weather before the tour coverage starts with 30+ degrees everywhere in France except Brest again.
On the other hand Breton and Basque flags that used to be ubiquitous at bike races have become a rare sight.







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One of the greatest scripts ever. Such a good movie.

It's a bit crazy to think it was made filmed in 1942...US was still getting its shit pushed in in the Pacific Theater and Hitler had Western Europe on lockdown.







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A bit of a nothingburger, was some kino but there was more rain than thunderstorm, it mostly dissipated by the time it came over and most of what was left passed my town to the north.
Of course didn't catch the coolest ones because this is just random pointing the phone at the sky and hoping you catch something before your arms go numb.

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Let's look up the weather in Praha.
> Hot with sunny spells; an afternoon thunderstorm in a couple of spots; extreme heat can be dangerous for outdoor activities Hi: 33°
I'm sure Bertaczek is well prepared and won't suffer a heat stroke.


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The riders are well into the 4th night, with the leader already having done 2370km /13600m of elevation. We now have a Austrian double-lead at the front, with Thomas MAUERHOFER having joined Philipp KAIDER to lead this years RAAM. "Only" 230km between them




























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collarbone anon here.
Very light new bone visable in between the 2 cm overlap. Doctor says i need to give it 3 (!) months more rest. I can cycle on a normal dutch bicycle but not racecycle during this time. Ofcourse i cannot do this this summer.







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 >>/95715/
You have to understand, medical care to keep boomers alive until they are 120 is very expensive so everybody else gets sent home with a bandage and paracetamol. Now pay your fucking insurance and shut the fuck up


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heh a colleague of mine had a pretty bad burn from a work accident and after some simple wound treatment they also sent him home with like a month of prescription pain killers and no other info.
Then he started feeling really sick after and the doctor was like yeah that's normal you have withdrawal from the pain meds. 
Now I now how the opiate crisis began

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I can top that - my dad slipped in a hotel bathroom and cut his little finger on a piece of broken glass, went to the ER, they didn't bother to really look so they just desinfected and stitched it together. A week later he went to the Dr. to get the bandages changed, underneath was a completely black and rotten small finger - they had to do emergency amputation of a good chunk of his hand. After a 5 year legal battle, they gave him 25k as compensation. But he lost his job as a carpenter through it and had to stop cycling. fuck hospitals and their jew lawyers




























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 >>/95742/
See some err working class "people", those of the type that went gasterbeiting the moment Polska got to EU and it became clean, quiet and safe almost overnight, I see them getting back from work on their old rusty mtbs which give off more sounds than Brtek's canyon, and they just puff their cigs, puff after puff and a trail of fumes follows them.
Pair that with "music" for the working class "people" blaring out of a bluetooth speaker ziptied to the bar and alas, I am remembering all the German words I know as Wagner starts humming at the back of my head.







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> 5G in bum fuck nowhere in the alps and probably the only person connected to the antenna.
Heh, you could do home office here. Meanwhile the moment your train leaves a village in Bavaria all you have is edge/2G.







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I need to make a dinner but I don't want to get up to just throw my juicy sirloin steak from Argentina on my still almost brand new airfryer mit grill.
This is all so tiresome, I can see how people become vain and paresseux for a lack of a better English word, when struggles with basic life stuff are over.
































































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 >>/95824/
Sure is looking like a good competition for sprint stages and the green at the Tour.

Sprinters gonna sprinter though, and so I expect them to go retarded on the first opportunity they have, wipe out and ruin the competition.


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He didn't look so good in that French mickey mouse race. His performance in spring was quite good given his injuries so I thought he would have been really strong after some more training but he almost got worse.



















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It was about 35 degrees average, give or take.
As a heatlet, I wanted to take it easy, but I had really had no other choice.

The race started and Garmin was showing 45 (not a typo) degrees on the sun, after 3 km there was a downhill and I saw first chute brutale. A gentleman was laying on a kerb and he was clearly deceased. Onlookers were already giving him the last rites.
First 15 km were ok, first climb I rode at easy tempo (240 w) to see what happens but gradually the heat got to me and all the climbs I had to ride at 200 watts.

I was stopping at every water station (there were 4) and each stop I drank like 1 liter of water and poured another on me. Then for 5 minutes it was okay until it wasn't.

At some 70 km it started to rain a little and the race got down next to Moldau in a shadow, suddenly it was 25 degrees and me legs have awoken. Me and two guys were scoring big watts and overtook about 100 guys till the final alto that was again on a sun, but i think I still scored some good watts.


















































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> In the French coastal town of Mimizan, a man died after being struck with a metal petanque ball during an argument. The 68-year-old victim was hit in the face and collapsed shortly afterwards. The man may have died of cardiac arrest. An 81-year-old man has been arrested for involvement in the incident.

> The argument reportedly arose from a conflict over 'territory'. A group of players who normally play on the beach wanted to move to a court in the city for shade. However, the situation completely spiraled out of control there.

> "There is great rivalry between beach players and city players," a witness told news agency AFP. "But I didn't think it would come to this."

> The 81-year-old suspect had been detained since Wednesday and has since been released on conditions. Among other things, he is not allowed to leave the country. During questioning, the man reportedly admitted to striking with the petanque ball, but stated that he did so in self-defense.

> The extent to which the blow, the resulting injury, and the eventual death are related will be determined by an autopsy. The results are expected early next week and should provide an answer to that question.

Jesus that must be some serious business in Squeakistan. Stay safe out there pétanqueberts








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