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Barcelona edition

> Current and upcoming road races

21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:

https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:

https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

> Velodrama league code:

51196855

Previous thread:
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> UCI President David Lappartient is calling for radical changes in cycling. At a meeting organized by Warner Bros. Discovery, owner of Eurosport among others, the Frenchman proposed, among other things, a budget cap and smaller teams in the Tour de France.

> According to Lappartient, limiting team budgets is necessary to keep cycling competitive. “To keep the sport attractive and balanced, it is essential to prevent the best athletes from becoming concentrated in the same team,” said the sports executive, whose earlier proposal for a budget cap failed due to resistance from the teams.

> “The budget cap system was ready for implementation, but at the time the teams spoke out against it. We were very surprised that it was precisely the smaller teams that voted against it. Without a budget cap, the richest teams will continue to increase their revenues, making it even harder for smaller teams to survive,” said Lappartient, who still intends to pursue the matter. “Although the final mechanism has yet to be established, the work carried out two years ago provides an excellent basis.”

> To illustrate the problem, Lappartient spoke about a conversation he had with the president of Arkéa, which decided to stop sponsoring Arkéa-B&B Hotels. “The company had to increase its financial investments every year, while sporting results and rankings deteriorated. Without a budget cap, the financial efforts required to remain competitive become unsustainable,” he said.

> Lappartient is also considering reducing the size of the teams in the Tour de France to keep the sport interesting. “The strongest teams often manage to dominate the race for the entire duration of the race. Wouldn't it be better to switch to 25 teams with only six riders each? Such a change would make the races less predictable, more unpredictable, and decidedly more spectacular,” he said.





 >>/97575/
good I also harvested some morning eggs and it's been nice and cloudy if only it wasn't for a little rain and thunderstorm in the last third. While the rain is really comfy to ride through as it happens the humidity that follows is fucked up and since I rode against it's direction the entire last hour was in turbo damp humidity and lets just say I took damage. I'm in a messed up condition right now.
Rain radar of course didn't show anything before and still doesn't show anything
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Interesting how Team Universe is there with 8 guys, but no certain someone who rather races in Burundi, Myanmar, El Salvador etc. Almost like he is trying to stay under the radar...

















Was listening to a podcast of hobo Thijs Zonneveld during my ride the other day, he was interviewing some guys who rode the Tour de Suisse in the shadow of Dopacar.
According to them the vibe in 80% the pedalton is now abysmal bordering on clinical suicide watch following Dopacars attack on stage one.








 >>/97578/
This opinion was quite popular in /cyc/ during the Sky/Ineos era. But now you have about 5 or so big budget teams it seems less necessary.
Of course if Seixas signs with UAE that would be a disaster for the sport but if even a proconti team like Q36.5 can offer him 13 mil a year it seems like he would have options.


I Denmark a strong group featuring Alexander Kamp, Chris Juul-Jensen, Kristian Egholm, Julius "Bert" Johansen, Mathias Bregnhøj among others, has 1:30 to the peloton with 130 km to go

















































































kinda funny that bora has nobody (herzog and zwiehoff) in the GER NC. They also used to field half the Austrian NC and now it's one guy nobody's ever seen before called Hajek. EMU is skipping as well tsk





































































current live streams
Brazil:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3d9_tF6XQPo
Baltics:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v6Nl7F20C6c
Austria:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8s2rS6U29s
Belgium (girls):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GJX3JGXbg00
Spain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yjz77WEJxPA
Poland (ekstreamlnie):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8
Switzerland:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHc
Britain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMY
Germany:
https://www.mdr.de/video/livestreams/mdr-plus/sport-eventlivestream-mediathek-110.html













> Her last race before the ban was Paris-Roubaix Femmes in April 2023. Days later, she tested positive for Letrozole, a banned hormone, in an anti-doping control. Bossuyt has consistently denied intentional use, attributing the result to contamination.
aha





























































 >>/97837/
you make an account on velogames.com and click on the tour de france button on the header when it's up (its not up yet). Once you're there you click the enter button which takes you to a long form where you name your team and pick your riders and it also has a section that says something like join a league where you enter the code in the OP and that's it you're in










g1 consists of
> tim tom 
> schachmann
> politt
> brenner
> rapp
> heidemann
> dietl
I thought TTT was dropped a while ago but hey that's when I thought DENZ was not in this race so what do I know














So 60km to go: 

isidor in front
+15 sivaque, thomas pulling and pacher sucking
+ 40 sec a big group with magnier and total
+1'40 full FDJ squad riding for gregoire, also baudin and KING






















My race should be coming up now.

Kop:
Michał Pomorski i Tobiasz Pawlak (ATT Investments), Marcin Budziński (MBH Bank), Kamil Małecki (Pinarello Q36.5 Pro Cycling Team), Patryk Goszczurny (Team Visma l Lease a Bike Development Team), Patryk Stosz i Michał Żelazowski (Voster Team), Adam Żuber (niezrzeszony), Alan Banaszek (Wibatech Lubelskie Perła Polski) i Franciszek Matuszewski (Mazowsze Serce Polski).

Kwiat and the rest now just 15 seconds behind. Kwiat tried shit but to no avail, he is just not good.





















50km to go in Switzerland
eksteamlnie 20km in Poland
11km to go in the Baltics
134km to go in UK
55km to go in Germany
11 laps to go in Brazil
Sporza still on preshow for Belgium 
40km to squeak in France


























30km to go in Suisse, Christen +1:04 with Küng chasing behind
8km to go in Poland
115km to go in UK (attaque of Fred Wright)
36km to go in Germany
9 laps to go in Brazil
66km to go in Belgium
22km to go in France
107km to go in Dominican Republic





 >>/97949/
oh nice, I can receive Slovenian tv here, but half the time it's just a still image that the current tv show is geoblocked. no indication of remaining distance though.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/cestna-dirka-jermakov-trenutno-na-celu-karavane/786610


























> Ironman de Nice annulé : un homme de 42 ans décède en faisant le parcours malgré l’interdiction
> Alors que l’épreuve avait été annulée par les autorités en raison de la canicule, de nombreux sportifs ont malgré tout effectué le parcours ce dimanche. L’un d’eux a été tué dans une collision avec une moto.














































14km to go in Switzerland
89km to go in UK
15km to go in Germany
38km to go in Belgium
32km to go in Slovenia
27km to go in the Netherlands (fems)
??km to go in Portugal (none of the streams work for me right now)

went and grabbed some ice cream and it's a ghost town outside, 0 people anywhere nobody driving around either.
Idk what happened at the GER nc but it's 14 km to go and the front group no longer has TTT and schachmann but denz and engelhardt instead







































































Slovakia, Czech'em, Svitzera, Squeakia, Portugal, Italy is where favourite won
Belgium, Slovenia, Netherlands, Danemarka, Spain, Greece, Laos, Hungary, Polska, Allemagne got a surprise winner












































































A 30 year old died and a 71 year old is missing on some bike series stage in Polska.
There should be way more of these events, so retards can get filtered, like these morons in Nice who were so amped they couldn't accept Ironman is cancelled, went on with it anyways and got killed in traffic.





















 >>/98192/
Biggest advantage for me is smoother ride. Yes, they're lighter and more aero too. 

Downsides include the insanity of rim brakes on carbon wheels and the terror of crosswind instability if you're running deep wheels.















UAE:
Tadej Pogacar
Isaac del Toro
Adam Yates
Tim Wellens
Brandon McNulty
Florian Vermeersch
Nils Politt
Felix Großschartner

Lotto:
Huub Artz
Arnaud de Lie
Jenno Berckmoes
Lars Craps
Liam Slock
Lennart van Eetvelt
Baptiste Veistroffer
Georg Zimmermann



Caja Rural - Seguros RGA:
Alex Molenaar
Joel Nicolau
Abel Balderstone
Sebstian Berwick
Fernando Gaviria
Stefano Oldani
Jakub Otruba
José Félix Parra

Tudor Pro Cycling Team:
Julien Alaphilippe
Matteo Trentin
Michael Storer
Rick Pluimers
Arvid de Kleijn
Marco Haller
Marc Hirschi
Yannis Voisard

XDS Astana Team:
Mike Teunissen
Sergio Higuita
Harold Tejada
Max Kanter
Nicolas Vinokurov
Davide Ballerini
Aaron Gate
Simone Velsaco

Cofidis:
Piet Allegaert
Alex Aranburu
Jenthe Biermans
Ion Izagirre
Milan Frentin
Alex Kirsch
Hugo Page
Benjamin Thomas





Bahrain - Victorious:
Antonio Tiberi
Lenny Martinez
Matej Mohoric
Phil Bauhaus
Damiano Caruso
Kamil Gradek
Robert Stannard
Vlad van Mechelen

still waiting for the official teams of:
alpecin
decathlon
ef
fdj
lidl
movistar
ineos
last 2 riders of quickstep
picnic
q36.5
ineos team 2 aka totalenergies

 >>/98218/
yes, those errors are there intentionally to find out if PCS is stealing my info


so no Küng for Tudor, he really needed a long time to recover huh. also no shitter races that the team is doing besides the tour, next races for them are Klasikoa and Burgos and another squad will go to Pologne in August.




 >>/98198/
My teenage girlfriend lives there oh noes. Was writing a little oversharing and obnoxious post how and why I ended up being fond of her the most, out of all my teenage girlfriends. Eh to be 15 again.
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 >>/98224/
 >>/98213/
> “I don’t want to compete in the Tour just to be there; if I do, I want to be in the best possible shape when I line up at the start. For me, it’s an absolutely sensible decision and one that makes sense to me. And after coming down with the flu during the Dauphiné (Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, Ed.), the matter was finally settled,” said Buchmann.

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 >>/98246/
AFAIK Kooij's main reason for leaving Visma was that they wouldn't take him to the Tour (because Jonas, duh), so I assumed he would have insisted on some clauses about that in the contract with his new team, instead of just taking their word for it. But then I guess a 100% guarantee would be impossible (because chutes and illnesses and such), so who knows.




























> Mathieu van der Poel (MVDP) is not married, but he has been in a long-term relationship with his partner, Roxanne Bertels, who is 33 years old
> 33 years old
the egg carton is nearly empty, good that he still got one in for the legacy. does doping / steroids affect the sperms? what kind of mutant spawn will he create?







 >>/98284/
How's it now when you're in your 30s?
Do you feel like your parents really should have been 10 years younger now, maybe they slightly messed up by having you so late?
Or barely any issues at all, life, family and love find their way?

Asking because I am 40 now, there is a conclusion coming with my soon to be 42 year old Berta and it is really really late. Just wondering how it is for kids who have grandparents as parents when they're 20 something and barely any time with actual grandparents.



 >>/98291/
 >>/98289/
I regret not knowing most of my grandparents as an adult except for one grandfather who made it to 87.
Bertina and I are actually about to move back in with them for a few months while we look for a place and we definitely want to stay close to them when we have a kid

































seixas is a true goomble, what if he pops the fuck off and takes 2nd on his first try? Del dopo almost won the giro first try (okay it's his second gt) and he even raced it like a retard through and through, anything's possible





 >>/98325/
I think Pogi, Jonas are the only safe picks. Everyone else is a total goomble. Del Dopo may be in "totally doesn't give a shit aside from his mandated pull" mode. Remco has a fifty percent chance of having a psychotic breakdown. Lipo may be stuck slaving to bring back Remco when he is dropped in the mountains. Seixas is 19 and has never done a grand tour.









































































meanwhile axelfraud complaining that this years tour route isn't Dane friendly
> On the whole, organizers have not been particularly good at the Danes. It is also not an ideal route for Mads P.























 >>/98424/
It's very simple, you just first need to know your FTP (for example, find a wattage where you can do 2x20min that's tough but doable). Then you do an absolute max effort of more than 2 minutes – for example, 3 or 5 or even 20min. Your W' is simply the amount of kJ that you can do in that effort above your FTP. For example, I did 485W for 5min, whereas my FTP seems to be around 375-380. The amount of work done over FTP was then 110W * 5 * 60s = 33kJ. I think something like 20-25kJ is normal, above that and you're comparatively stronger anaerobically.














paypig package arrived. I noticed that prices on bike24 were lowered one day before they announced their summer sale. 
besides the usual drivetrain replacement part subjects I paypigged for a Sl*vakian (owned by Velits twins that were Quick Step jobbers) hipster summer jersey. 
also looks like Castelli stuff is made in Asia and not Europe anymore, not very grande.













bäckstedt didn't win the Swedish ITT NC, she didn't even bothered to show up. I assume the sisters do have a Swedish passport, should make traveling around the EU easier for them.











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velotuber thoughts:
s1 - Ineos (Godon or Vauquelin)
s2 - Pogi
s3 - breakaway victory (mohoric, verstrynge, benoot, healy, plapp, some uno-x rider)
s4 - reduced sprint (mads, godon)
s5 - sprint day (merlol, kooij, jappe)
s6 - Pogi doing a floyd landis
s7 & s8 - sprint
s9 - breakaway (vacek, captain america, mohoric, campy, wellens, alfred brockwell)
s10 - breakaway or pogi
s11 & s12 - sprints
s13 - breakaway 
s14 - breakaway or pogi
s15 - pogi 
s16 - remco
s17 - sprint with slight incline (kooij, jappe, mads)
s18 - breakaway (healy, van eetvelt, vpp, lenny martinez, schmid, big jorg, higuita)
s19 - jonas or pidkek
s20 - pogi
s21 - breakaway (del toro)








veloman GC top 10:
1 Pogi
2 Jonas
3 Del Taco
4 Lipo
5 Seixas
6 Ayuso
7 Johannessen
8 Pidkek
9 skelly
10 remco 

Green Jersey
1 Merlol
2 Jappe
(he said that jappe has the much better leadout but still goes with merlol)

KOM
1 Baudin
2 Pogi
3 Martinez

White
1 Del Toro

Team
Visma

Stage winners:
Tejada, Godon, Benoot, Plapp




























> “In reality, the hardest part is holding on when his domestiques are riding full throttle uphill. A domestique like that gives everything he has; his race will be over in ten minutes anyway. When I’m really pushing to the limit on the wheel, I count how many UAE riders are left to pull at the front. I can’t wait for the last one to move aside and let Pogacar go. As soon as he’s gone, alone or with Vingegaard, a second race begins for me and a few others. You don’t see that race on television.”

> “It’s purely about limiting the damage,” says Jegat. “We don’t talk to each other, everyone rides at 100% of their ability, we hardly attack each other, and we ride for our own position. The best-placed rider does most of the work. Last year on Mont Ventoux, I ended up with Felix Gall, who was in 7th place at the time. I was in 11th, and he didn’t ask me to take the lead. It was up to him to do the work, not me.”
























 >>/98516/
wow who knew that bringing out the same bike for 4 generations would be underwhelming

you do not need more than the SL6, maybe SL7 if you desperately want full integration, none of us ride at 45kph permanently unless its a race




decathlon bought a 10% of folding bike manufacturer brapton. kinda funny as decathlon offers their own shitty folding bikes, but the goal is to get into the Chinese market and make Beijing look like the 80s again when everyone used a bike to get around.















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Last torty minutes of my ride I came up with this theorem
Casette for jobbers like me should be convex, not concave

No, retard, you do NOT need 11-12-13-14 for your sunday schnitzel ride with you're retard friends
No, retard, you can't tell a different if you score 2.45 rpm less at exactly 34 km/h

Instead, I need a fluid sailing and FOR SOME REASON majority of my rides fell in the category where BIG ring - 6-7 cog is optimal, but it starts to rattle, and SMALL ring - 4-5th cog is optimal and also starts to rattle

I think the bike industry has been held captures by boomers who refuse to give up the low cadence meme (despite the fact they won't be able to sit up from they're couch at 50)
And also jobber who think they ONE DAY gonna make a BIG race and HIHG speed

FUCK







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