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RELIGION IS A SPOOK. WELL SPOOKED MY PROPERTY.

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Any 8chan /christian/ users checking here?
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Me! Me! Finally found my way around. Its being a long time. We survived the purge guys, hooray!
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Possibly owned by jim so no. Rather stay here
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The site's dead
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"I'm so FLATTERED, but you're too late!" Back away from my Chinese kitsune and my Taiwanese (pink yellow) vassals.

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> the perpetrators spray-painted a message that read, "I Bet you stay home now you hypokrits."


    https://www.bing.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/faith-values/mississippi-church-fire-investigated-arson.amp
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Jesus was a Jew, He Himself the King of the Jews. Repent from your anti-Semitic, unchristian ways.
the New Testament rejects everything the f** jews believed in and prophesies their near annihilation
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He was actually Greek. Along with all the Israelis of the Old Testament

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anyone read tragic sense of life? thoughts?

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Since this is a christian board and I have a few problems with christianity I'll just post my shit here. Keep in mind that I have not read the bible yet (I will do so soon).
I am slowly becoming christian. I was an atheist before, for a short time (few days) I was even attracted to islam. After that as my ego, my arrogance and pride (just like my stupidity ans naivety) grew I became more and more sure by God's non-existence. Then recently, 3 weeks ago I was in deep shit (near mental breakdown) so I prayed and God answered. I still feel a bit like it was a coincidence but I don't realy care anymore, I haven't masturbated in two weeks, every time I have dirty thoughts I just pray so it's pretty cool and I grew out of my edgy nihilist phase. I don't even feel like getting shitfaced drunk, I have lost that "artificial need". I'm going to start reading the Bible soon but I am really not 100% sure about my faith yet. I have a few problems namely
> God cucking Joseph
This one I just cannot accept. I don't know how to say it but I just cannot believe that God would cuck one of his creations like this
> Israelites being the chosen people
This one is mostly due to me being ignorant of the Bible. I have read a book entitle " The Curse of Canaan" (don't remember the author's name) which explained in detail that the ones claiming to be israelites today are actually demon worshippers and descendants of Canaan but I still don't get it because he cites the talmud a lot (which is supposed to be the fake Israelites' holy book right? So why quote it?)
> Animals
What happens to animal abusers? Let's say someone clearly follows all the rules but is a sick fuck when it comes to animals, will he go to hell or heaven?
> Pope
What's up with that guy?

I have a few other problems but I can't remember them right now they just pop into my head from time to time. The cucking thing happened when I was learning hail mary prayer. These "problems" don't really stop me from believing that God (a unique omnipotent omniscient God) exists, it's just that I'm not sure Christianity is the answer. Only thing I'm sure of is that it's not islam.
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After Jesus Christ was murdered by the Jews, his followers were hunted down and  murdered by the Jews.  They were considered a threat to the established order.  After a time, however, the truth became known, and the words of Christ were recognized as the truth, and a guiding light for a new civilization.
Read the second temptation of Christ in the desert, you're not supposed to have unwavering faith. Even Christ felt abandoned by the Father, what would be our luck?

> God cucking Joseph
It is traditionally believed Mary married Joseph only to look after him in his old age, and he already had children. This was common practice for the very poor.

> Israelites being the chosen people
The Talmud is from the middle ages, indeed. What people mean by jew is a people neither linguistically, religiously, or genetically congruent from the Roman times. Before the incarnation, the covenant had to take a purely national - now it is national, though not exclusive to one nation - form to protect itself as it developed. Even so, the OT is apostasy after apostasy of the people. When it grew stronger through Christ's actions in time, it could open itself to the Greeks.

> Animals
You can't bribe God by following rules, neither can our intellect grasp what our position in eternity shall be. Christ judges not according to the law of Caesar, but to the measure of the Father which is not understandable to us at the moment.

> Pope
Read the third temptation of the desert.
> God cucking Joseph
He didn´t "cuck" Joseph, he made a miracle by making a virgin give birth. I know people tend to make fun of this, but if you believe in God why doubt? Doesn´t God have such powers?

> Israelites being the chosen people
The Jews of today aren´t exactly the Israelites of the Bible(If that´s your problem). Its complicated, but most of the tribes of Israel were killed by the Assyrians or the Babylonians(or made impure by miscegenation). It´s quite a story to tell why they were the chosen, so you better reading the Bible on that.

> Animals
I´m confused to what you mean by this, but this guy  >>/277/ response is fine.

> Pope
The Pope is the head of the Catholic Church. I´m not a Catholic myself, but the Catholics claim that he is the representative of Christ on Earth based on some disputed passages of the Bible.

Good thing to have you here anon. May God bless you.
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>>God cucking Joseph
Joseph wasn't married to Mary. They were ESPOUSED, but it specifically says they were not married. "Cucking" doesn't apply here, as  >>/277/ says.
>>Israelites being the chosen people
They were and then they were not. You will find the ancient Israelites a civilized people when they adhered to God's Will, and not like the Jews we know today. The Jews today are a cursed people (if you can call them "a people", as they (the Israelites) don't exist today despite Jewish Zionist claims).
> why quote it
Probably because the book was written with a Rabbinical audience in mind. Since the Jews adhere to the Talmud, citing the Talmud to tell them they're wrong would make sense, besides that the Talmud is full of pagan influence and it would thus make sense to quote it if you are trying to make a point about the Jews being devil-worshipers (which they may as well be, as they reject Jesus as our Lord and Savior).
>>Animals
Well, molly-coddled first-worlders are incredibly thin-skinned when it comes to animals, often forgetting that they're not humans (e.g. consider how many married couples treat their pet dog like a child, not wanting to invest the responsibility in a child but wishing to fill the void, not realizing that a dog can never fill that void, being only a dog; also, ironically, despite being so thin-skinned, they are also incredibly vicious to those they deem "wrong", like a mad man who at one moment would appear to be a saintly figure, gentle in all speech and behavior, but in the next, a vile beast whose only comprehensible words come as curses and obscenities, teeth barred and body reeled in frightened defensiveness). So my "advice" would be to live in the wilds for a few months if you can't figure out on your own that animals are animals and nature is nature, besides that what constitutes as "abuse" often varies (e.g. spanking one's child is often considered child abuse nowadays in Western countries, but not a hundred years ago or in more sensible countries). But this  >>/277/
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With Christian Orthodox Jurisprudence

Yes or No? And why not?
Your attempt to safeguard traditions by institutions will destroy them.
I'm not saying you don't have a good heart, I'm saying you don't have a good mind.
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Sage goes in the e-mail field. Do you use /sw/?
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Read Spengler.
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Ehh Turkey has that and the people there live in misery. You also get taxed to death there

See 2nd pic rel, but please ignore the sinful first and semi final section

Most Islamic countries are secularized and have Western practices today anyway. The only people who enjoyed that system were Sultans and wealthy Sheiks. Everyone else lived in a pretty bad shape actually. Saudi Arabia is a good example of this.

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> Rio de Janeiro headquarters of the Brazilian comedy group Porta Dos Fundos has been attacked with Molotov cocktails. The incident comes weeks after it released a controversial movie, depicting Jesus as gay.

> The movie was released a few weeks ago, causing an uproar among Christians in Brazil and elsewhere. The episode depicts an apparently gay Jesus Christ bringing what appears to be his boyfriend to his birthday party and introducing him to the Holy Family. The episode includes other jokes a Christian faithful might find offensive as well, including Virgin Mary smoking pot and indulging into a love affair with God himself.

> Brazil has a very large Catholic community – and many were offended by the movie, yet, before the Molotovs incident – if it is indeed linked to the show - the outrage did not go beyond angry social media posting and online petitions. One of the petitions has attracted over 2 million supporters, who demanded Netflix to take the offensive episode down. The media giant, however, has not reacted to the controversy.

https://www.rt.com/news/476830-comedy-gay-jesus-molotov-attack/
> Wtf I love Brazil now

> jews getting hard times brainwashing Brownzilians

> timing too perfect 

> false flag
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Pisses me off how Christians are the only religious group that's openly mocked for being offended when their religion is mocked and blasphemed. If this was a show about gay muhammed and the Holohoax the liber­als would be there throwing molotovs as well.

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