Dear Helmut,
this is the last time that I try to refresh you.
I heard the glowies came to arrest you.
Was it the pizza or anti-kike posts?
Not gonna lie, I lurk for both.
I bet the troon mod was a BKA spy, and now I'm trapped in a bunker with browns and asspies.
I hope it was just your fat ass tripping over a cable, and we'll sail the GaySea again, as soon as you're able.
But, if the news is the worst and this is "all she wrote"; please give me a by-line in you suicide note. (You)
'cause that shit makes my dick hard.
-Your friend
[Picture of a Screaming Bird]
p.s. Fag.