/kuzzy/ - The Kuzzy

may 18
kuz
use anthro.foo if you want a good site for a bunker

 >>/11655/
 >>/11656/
No one asked, DSGÉ frog.

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 >>/11657/
Dumbass nigga you think that i asked for your permission? Imma give you something to ask you nigga, what Imma do is imma flop my BBC out on the table when your mom fucking invites me over for dinner. You're going to see a big piece of beef on the motherfucking table. I-Imma tell you to go in the kitchen and give me all the motherfucking seasonings you got. I need you to get the garlic salt, I need you to get the motherfucking seasoning salts while my BBC just sits there on the table and you just see it pulsating like moving liver, that's been taken out of a motherfucking cow.  And you're just gonna stare at it and Imma be like KEEP SEASONING, stare at you, KEEP SEASONING MOTHERFUCKER you gonna be keep seasoning my meat, over and over again. Keep seasoning it nigga. And imma pull out my motherfucking god damn flop my BBC on the table its gonna go squelching noises like a slime noise cause its just covered in saute. And imma take that BBC, walk straight to your mom's mouth and stare at you. Poke it in her motherfucking grill and she be like "OHH". Imma be like "Now suck it infront of your son". And shes gonna be like sucking noises "I'm sorry, I just can't help it, its so flavourful". That's gonna be you momma who i ask if it's delicious when I give her this flavoured BBC of seasoning salts. Dumbass nigga. Talk about who asked nigga you a nobody.

 >>/11657/
I'm gonna ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she sees a tall black man. But she peeps through the peephole that I got peanut butter complexion, so everything's going to be all right! I'm gonna have the pizza box, and be like, " Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza? " She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the UnderArmour? See the BBC slightly  protruded  to the left? And just PULL me in. The pizza box flies, she said, " W-Wait a minute, there's no pizza? " I said, " We-Well, you just pulled me in the house! " Throws me on the couch. Gets on her knees, grabs one fist, grabs another. Gives me a double-stack because I got the BBC. Starts sucking, twerking, twisting, and I'm like, " Ouugh! Ouhhh! Aghhhhhhh! "

KEEP TAKING.
AND KEEP RAGING ON ME, TROON, YOU LOST ALL SOYDUELS, SOOT WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE.

 >>/11661/
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