/neko/ - neko

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> When Kventh starts being racist after defeating Wortgog

Hilarious, this might be Warlockracy's best video yet.
 >>/10878/
 >>/10880/
I open 'chen and the vibes just feel wrong, it will never be the same. There are posts there that stand out, like they radiate negativity, yet there they are, and there they will always be. It is furhaps silly to take imageboard posting so seriously, but I'd rather post here, with the other nekos (and the watcher. He is here, watching, reading every single post we make.)
 >>/10878/
Recaptcha has trouble for me when phoneposting but generally works on PC.

I did however just lose this post and have to retype it from memory because I forgot to save it before hitting add reply and the site ate my post.

And then, it appears the site hasn't allowed posting for the last 20ish minutes, I've tried numerous things and it keeps eating my post.

 >>/10883/
how did you know i was watching every post, every letter and every thought you typed here
t. discovered the place a couple weeks ago

 >>/10884/
wdyp?

 >>/10885/
nothing as of now, i just lurk and posts text-post like this one once every blue moon, how has your day been btw?

gg goodnight its late

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 >>/10886/
Ntn, but we (nekos) watched some Gyllenhaal kino or rather a pretty okay-ish movie at best today. 
Attaching EVANESCENCE KINO

 >>/10886/
havent puked or shitted once today so W

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 >>/10887/
Goodnight neko, hope you have a good sleepy, I'm going to sleep soon too :3
 >>/10889/
Damn, congratz, though I dunno if not shitting at all is good either.

Also first funky of the thread :3

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Posted coal within 6 hours as promised.

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good morning to any neko that has ever posted a brazilian

 >>/10891/
> cute face

> great cosplay from a great video game

> nice tummy

> british

[CERTIFIED: GEMERALD]

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Welcome to the first edition of "Rezzi or not", the postshow where you guess if the aforementioned fu is a Rezzi (or not).
For the first edition, we'll start with a possible banger (look it up on the dictionary, it's funny)
YVIN
Key features:
> Nationality: 🇬🇧

> Earliest tok: December 2022

> % of toks alluring to gender: 100%

> Racy linktree: ✔

 >>/10893/
> Answer before I triple platnium subscribed to their onlyfans

Obviously a female.
> Answer after

AWOOOOOGA, HE'S A REAL BOY???

Jokes aside, I'm locking in female for this round based on the tok.

scrolled a bit of the tikka on my phone and saw a video of ukrainians taking down multi million dollar cruise missiles with 1980s shoulder-to-air rocket launchers
kinda cool

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how are the nekos doing?
routine wellness check

 >>/10896/
> routine wellness check

> posts bonbi

Well now I feel like CRAP thank you very much.

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 >>/10897/
ok i'll leave :( 
have fun you little rascals

 >>/10896/
I'm doing fine thanks, boutta eat lunch soon

 >>/10898/
Please don't go :/

I like bonbiposters

 >>/10897/
sometimes its the most ill ones that care about how you're doing

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 >>/10901/
Doubtful but lets assume that sure since I don't care that much.

Release from this docker hell HELP ME HELP ME JESUS HELP
This thing takes like 20 minutes to build (and then if it fails you gotta rebuild it) HELP

 >>/10902/
> Release from this docker hell HELP ME HELP ME JESUS HELP

> This thing takes like 20 minutes to build (and then if it fails you gotta rebuild it) 

yyuuuupp been there done that
i think he said not to do docker stuff though

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 >>/10902/
Ari really said "my final tiktok" and then vanished forever.

see you sex slayers in 10 hours

 >>/10905/
> he said directing this post to nobody because every trueneko is a virginneko

Yea okay buddy.

wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed wake up go work go bed

 >>/10907/
You forgot that once in 2 weeks occasion where you post here 😏

 >>/10907/
how does this guy wake up so much when he never goes to sleep? fuck you

 >>/10908/
 >>/10909/
love you guys but you're wrong here, I was describing a wonderful life full of productivity, whimsy and joy, wake up go post go bed wake up go post go bed

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 >>/10910/
> wake up go post go bed wake up go post go bed

That's how I'm planning to live my life until I run out of savings and then off a cliff I go :D

oh you've cosplayed every witcher 3 girl? yeah, what's geralts horse called?

 >>/10912/
Płotka, next question

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I hate meguca so fucking much bros I will stabby stabby the fucker who said that I should try building that piece of shit when he comes back.
I still don't know how to build the meowmin fork but I'll try later right now I'm just kinda tired from this whole thing being so SHIT and ANNOYING.

 >>/10914/
getting anything to run locally is more than the rest of us have achieved site-related in years, you should be proud funkertron, have a kitkat, you've earned it.

rome wasn't built in a day or something

 >>/10915/
It's wack a mole programming which is the worst kind especially when I'm the fucking mole since I have no idea wtf is going on and neither go, frontend nor docker are anything I've ever touched or looked at.
But I think with enough perseverance you could run even the meowmin fork.

 >>/10912/
CARPIADO

good stream today, won 2 games

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to em casa, queridos

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> all my nekos are out sleeping with hot women instead of being home on a saturday night

and here you guys were talking about truenekos when youre all fakes...

https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/207374463
ping portugato did you make this thread

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watched this gremlin for 3 hours
kinda fun stream

 >>/10920/
> sex havers stay up till late night because of the amount of sex they're having during the night

> virgin truenekos get their 8 hours of proper beauty sleep at the hours you're posting at

You're not improving your case buddy...

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Please stop calling me a sex haver, I will never have sex, I admire women too much to ever do that to them. For my whole life I've been looking up to powerful, intelligent, world changing women. Women like Amelia Earheart, or Rosamund Franklin, or Marie Sklodowska-Curie. Perhaps some of you still look at women and see hunks of flesh, I see the beauty INSIDE. I love women so much bros.

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 >>/10924/
> yapsesh

Booooooooring.
> attachment

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA HUMUNA HUMUNA HUMUNA *eyes bulge out of my eyesockets*
Also good morning sexhaverneko 😈

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 >>/10923/
I am so glad you are on this website because then we have some QUEER representation. You are a DEI HIRE: FUCK YOIU

 >>/10926/
> You are a DEI HIRE

And yet I am the only one that managed to compile any meguca board. What does that make you? 😏

 >>/10927/
erm I am the based stoic trad-employee who stands by the coffee machine and sexually harasses women

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> the nekos are once again having SEX instead of doing productive things such as arguing about politics o algo

 >>/10929/
IM STILL TRYING TO COMPILE THIS THING OKAY? SHUTUDP

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 >>/10930/
compile THIS *grabs my scrotum*
new boni eating tok dropped

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 >>/10883/
hi fellow nekos

 >>/10929/
I like the new Boni tok that goes

"It must be your face, or it's your Boni"

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 >>/10931/
FUCK YOU
Also I'm so tired, I've tried doing this thing on debian but I don't think it's a good idea anymore. Genuinely think that rolling back and going through the commits to check for breaking changes would be preferable at this point.
In conclusion: I'm bad at this but also it sucks.
 >>/10932/
Sorry but you have encountered deadhours bonbiposter.

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 >>/10933/
nobody knows what you are talking about

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what the neko how did he predict this tok's audio

 >>/10935/
IF IT AINT YOUR BONI THEN IT MUST BE YOUR FACE

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 >>/10934/
Nothing makes a hardworking neko more tired than intellectual work, congratulate yourself for getting further than anyneko ever has before when it comes to building a 'chen.
 >>/10935/
Everyone point and laugh... he's wrong...
 >>/10925/
> AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA HUMUNA HUMUNA HUMUNA *eyes bulge out of my eyesockets*

I often think this (respectfully)

 >>/10934/
maybe try the shamichan (original) fork and see if that works better
not like any feature except the faster/more responsive livepost updating, meguposting and attach file one provided any benefit to the site
and for the good ones, open license code suckaaa

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 >>/10938/
The truth is I didn't "work hard" but everything I do takes time and I'm practically sitting here twiddling thumbs till the next error pops up which is quite tiresome.
 >>/10939/
> maybe try the shamichan (original) fork and see if that works better

The original fork works almost outside the box, I think you might need to do a few things there with docker or install a few dependencies but it's generally just almost works outside the box experience. You just gotta pick the v6 branch.
The only real difference between shami and meowmin is the tikwm/tiktok links shown next to toks, which is nice but not 100% required I think and probably pretty easy to add.
> meguposting and attach file 

Megutv is a shami feature, attach file (from id) sadly requires additional setup, which might be not as easy.
I think the version I compiled even had #steal enabled.
TL;DR I'm sure I can walk someone through the original fork installation, maybe not painlessly but it won't be hard.

'member the Louis Theroux pornography docu? He's got a sequel, 15 years later, where he re-meets some of the people from the original film.

Might be kino to watch one day, if I can find a decent torrent.

 >>/10941/
> if I can find a decent torrent.

Nauuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr this guy is going to the Kings Jail lock him up bailiff and whack his peepee.

 >>/10940/
> Megutv is a shami feature

but meguposting is not

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 >>/10940/
> TL;DR

thats good to know, at least
even if its only the shamichan fork that could be a good starter and the "we'll implement the other changes soon™" cope could be the only thing we have to worry about rather than the captcha on this site

if it was almost plug-and-play I can probably give it a try tomorrow to see if I can figure it out, too

 >>/10942/
> lock him up bailiff and whack his peepee.

I usually have to pay for this kind of service...

 >>/10943/
> but meguposting is not

Okay, that makes sense, that we would have to poach that.
 >>/10944/
> "we'll implement the other changes soon™" cope 

Not even that much of a cope, I can learn go later and we can probably have those features in a few months at worst. It's just that the timescale now (over the weekend) is way too low for me to be able to get everything working. Not with my baseline knowledge of things.
 >>/10945/
I might reinstall debian again today and check out how it looks on a clean install to go with shamichan. That is if I am actually successful, otherwise I've got some notes that I've been gathering just to make sure that I can help someone install the stupid thing just in case.

*PING*

crontab alert

 >>/10948/
IF YOU PING MY TROONTAB ONE MORE TIME ISTG

 >>/10949/
> IF YOU PING MY TROONTAB ONE MORE TIME ISTG

> ISTG

> Imma swiftly transition gender

 *ping* troontab

I played PUCK and was winning a game that was 2v1 (I was the 1)

Chat, if I'm interested in a girl but she has a boyfriend, should I bite him to assert dominance?

 >>/10951/
> was winning

so, you lost?

 >>/10953/
we won, and I have a witness.
4-3, and I scored 3 of those.

 >>/10952/
> should I bite him to assert dominance?

That depends, do you want to have a boyfriend instead of the girl?

 >>/10955/
Well, the girl happens to be a he/him, so if I ever dated her I'd have a boyfriend.

 >>/10956/
Well then you can do what you want, you'll be happy either way.

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 >>/10957/
It's the eternal debate, do I want the big booby awooooooooga sexo GF, or the cute and quirky he/himmler.

Of course, this isn't worth considering much, because I am not getting either.

if I was a chick I would totally be into hatsune miku, I just feel it

@nubcel
appropriation of our chud culture

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 >>/10958/
> Of course, this isn't worth considering much, because I am not getting either.

Don't worry neko, you're still pretty young, maybe at 30 you can doom and gloom.
 >>/10959/
I think I'd still be the greatest fumo appreciator. Fumos are just cool ᗜˬᗜ
 >>/10960/
> @nubcel

Yea I dunno, she just got an unfortunate face and that whatever it's called japanese makeup is not helping her case

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Good morning to the nekos :D

Had nightmares about an ex-girlfriend I've not seen in 7 years, Why do dreams torment us so?

 >>/10960/
> she is swedish

another reason why you cannot suffer in the nordicks

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 >>/10961/
I will be 30 eventually, I want to get my doom and gloom posting in early.

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 >>/10962/
Good morning :D
> Had nightmares about an ex-girlfriend I've not seen in 7 years, Why do dreams torment us so?

How do you have nightmares about an ex? Unless you mean an unpleasant dream because you're still not over her, in which case buddy, pal, it's been 7 years... It should at best annoy you...
 >>/10964/
> I will be 30 eventually, I want to get my doom and gloom posting in early.

You haven't worked for it yet, you do NOT deserve the doom and gloom posting. Me? I am 30, balding and will never touch a female again, I can be doomer blackpilled chud born again incel that hates women and posts about everything going to shit all day.

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 >>/10965/
It was an unpleasant dream because in the dreamland I was happy and in a relationship with a qt3.14, then I woke up AND THAT ISN'T REAL AAHHHHHHH
> You haven't worked for it yet

Buddy I've still been grinding out in the incel mines, doomposting, making chudjak edits, calling women stacies because they only want chad. I'm just ahead of the curve.

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 >>/10966/
> AND THAT ISN'T REAL AAHHHHHHH

It was never real...
> I'm just ahead of the curve.

I do not believe you, you're a FAKECEL. There, I've said it.

Anyway I'll be reinstalling debian again so I'll be back after a short break.
Also it's hilarious how much worse abbles looks with that nose ring, why would anyone do that to themselves willingly? I guess I know but I still think it's retarded.

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 >>/10967/
I'm not a fakecel, I'm a hecking Chuddington Incelworth and I'll go bald eventually too, we're in the same boat pal.
> Spoiler

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
WRONG.

 >>/10966/
how are you not over her after 7 years
the only dreams I have about my ex are dreams where I BONE.mp4 her and they arent even about her, she was just the randomly generated sprite

 >>/10969/
I haven't thought or dreamt about her in probably about a year, my working theory is that I was thinking about girls at BGC Club, so my subconscious mind drifted to Mein Fraufu

 >>/10970/
was your ex also a gender golem or was that side of you a more recent development? mine turned into one after me

 >>/10971/
Not a gender golem, thank fuck. She definitely fell into a rabbit hole of getting her personality from an internet subculture around the time we were breaking up, but she went into the Pinterest Cottagecore Bookmaxxer lifestyle instead of the Tranny CutOfYerTits Asexual lifepath.

As far as group identities to be memed into, the pinterest one wasn't half bad. Cut her hair real short though, not as cute.

Haha I lied the break wasn't short at all.
 >>/10971/
 >>/10972/
> gender golem

Funny, mine even though she's mental illness maxxed still is doing seemingly fine. Guess I was not as destructive of an influence as I thought I would be.

How many femboys have you nekos followed so far this Follow Femboys February?

 >>/10974/
Zero so far, so I am on par for a tied high score with last february

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 >>/10974/
I am not following rezzi no matter how many times you post her/he/himmler buddy.

Also if any of you is still interested in checking out how to host guca locally I woke up and chose violence so I'll have the full instruction on how to do it from a fresh install probably within the next hour or so.

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 >>/10977/

 >>/10977/
I'll be honest, I'm interested in hosting a guca just like I'm interested in skinny women, which is to say, not at all. FUCK YOU!!!!!

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real one for a real one
 >>/10979/
like attracts like, is what I usually call that
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL BURNED!!!!!

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 >>/10978/
Keep in mind this is still a very old piece of software and if you host it at least make sure amazon or whatever cannot overcharge you in case someone tries to hack the guca.
 >>/10979/
Yea okay buddy, I wouldn't trust you near a terminal window anyway.

I'm pretty sure (like 99%) that if you just follow this step by step it'll "just work" like the TES sensation Todd Howard says.

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🔊✋KING CHINA🔊✋
🖕🤑🖕DING DING DING DING DING 🕺🤠🕺 DING DING DING DING DING 🖕🤑🖕
🔊✋KING CHINA🔊✋
🖕🤑🖕DING DING DING DING DING 🕺🤠🕺 DING DING DING DING DING 🖕🤑🖕

 >>/10982/
preach. so real. so true. powerful....
 >>/10981/
I will try this soon, just have got to setup WSL again

Same woman has been working at the post office last 4 times i went to drop off a package. Reckon she hates my guts.

 >>/10984/
She literally forgot you exist the second you walked out unless you were exceptionally rude to her.

Saw a cute girl wearing a deftones shirt, forgot to tell her that theyre mid

Saw a cute girl walk into the charity shop as i walked out, forgot to try and impress her with the comics i boight.

 >>/10986/
 >>/10987/
OKAY OKAY WE GET IT YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY CUTE GIRL, wELL WHY DONT YOU HAVE ONE RIZZED UP THEN HU?H

 >>/10986/
I literally saw her again 20 minutes later, called deftones mid and she is now my girlfriend and we're planning to have sex instead of watch movieneko's movie streams.
 >>/10988/
Your wish came true :D

 >>/10989/
me when I lie

 >>/10989/
me when I tell the truth

Mandela effect board
my post just disappeared

 >>/10992/
can't have been a good one, then

me when I get trips

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 >>/10994/
I get it (this anon does not get trips) (that's the joke)

> nobody is taking the chance to get the trips

It's over, the neko has fallen...

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 >>/10996/
only this guy  >>/10995/ would be cringe enough to "take the chance" to get numbers. proof: he DOUBLE POSTS to claim gets and WILL do it again.
punishment: tickle torture

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trips for funky

(p.s I am not funkertron)

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 >>/10997/
HAHAHAHA BAITED AGAIN!!!!!!
FUNKY CHADS KEEP WINING

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IT'S A TOTAL FUNKY CLEANSWEEP. OTHER FUPOSTERS ARE BAFFLED

The bloody battle for quints (part 2) will happen probably in 2 days...

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> triple posts for gets on a peruvian ayahuasca-worshipping board

you can tell this guy hasnt gotten laid in almost a decade

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WHAT THE FLIP MY JOKE GOT RUINED BECAUSE THE STUPID SITE DIDNT ACCEPT MY POST 2 TIMES GOD DAMNIT

 >>/11002/
Which one,  >>/11000/ or  >>/10999/ ?
Because I can tell you one of them got laid in the last like 6 I think IIRC

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 >>/11003/
I got hyped up thinking this was a new Acid, it's from like 18 months ago, you just happened to post the same FREACKING COSPLAY as her last posted toks

FUCK YOU!!!!

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 >>/11005/
SORRY. It was supposed to go with the 11000 where I was pretending to be AP to confuse Boniposter even more than he is confused right now.

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 >>/11006/
I can understand why you'd want to pretend to be A(cid)P(oster), that guy is so cool, and also the dictator of Nekoville.

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 >>/11007/
It was perfect, the gimmick was like *chefs kiss* on point... 
If only the site didn't decide to give me A FREAKING JSON ERROR 2 times in a row...
He is pretty cool and we love him, this is why he's a dictator after all :)

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 >>/11008/
I freaking hate Jason Errors, that guy SUCKS.

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can you two queers stop hitting on each other in the PUBLIC THREAD?????

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 >>/11010/
Sorry, I'll take my homoerotic posting over to the private invite-only thread for gay and furry posting.

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 >>/11009/
J SOOOOOOON J SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I remember watching some stupid video of Heavy Rain that consisted only of MC screaming Jason over and over. I was easily amused back then.
 >>/11010/
No :3
 >>/11011/
#admin_furry_stash channel does not exist on this discord and any rumors being spread about this channel are bannable.

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It's Full Moon February, time to AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

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 >>/11014/
laughed

 >>/11013/
> It's Full Moon February

I was going to chastise you for not posting a full moon but I don't think I have any toks like that either, at best half moon.
 >>/11014/
THIS GUY LEARNED HOW TO DRAW IN FFMPEG JUST TO MAKE A JOKE ON AN IMAGEBOARD
>  >CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW<<

+2

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she has no style
she has no grace
t-t-t
this 'fu has a funny face

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*PING*
you know what time it is, check your crontab, I'm gonna puck it up on stream whilst listening to some SR3L

Hey PLAYER! 

I'm a professional PUCK coach, I caught your first games against CHAZ. You've got talent, if you worked on your face off skills and your return to goal fundamental you could be a great player.

 >>/11019/
Hey CHAZ!

Fuck you, and I hope you fucking EXPLODE. You've got no skill, and if you worked on fucking DYING and BLOWING UP you could become great shrapnel.

 >>/11020/
I know you'll log 8 hours on PUCK in the next 24 hours, all to try abd beat ME. It won't work, your head offs are GARBAGE.

i will stream The Long Drive sometime
its a fun game with lots of content

in a bid to not go to sleep, I scrolled a bit through some random guy's letterboxd account
saw so many interesting movies that I forgot how I ever felt as if I had ran out of movies to watch
bonus meme: his 3rd favourite movie ever was that one polish sci-fi flick we watched

@gato look at this https://www.tiktok.com/@fernandavieli/video/7464292026876579078 [Embed]
i would post it but its 650 MB

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NEW MONTH
NEW ACID COSPLAY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

GOOD MORNING TO THE NEKOS, LIFE IS WONDERFUL

 >>/11025/
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good morning Acidneko :3

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 >>/11026/
I am no longer Acidneko, please refer to me as my new gimmick name, "Undefeared PUCK Champion"

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 >>/11027/
Naurrrrrr, it's over for the puckloserneko...
> no new funky toks

Oh well, maybe she's editing that youtube video and it'll be FIRE? Hopium.

Played another hour of puck this morning, fucking fantastic game, except for public servers where kids will literally steal the puck from their own teammates so they can slam it across the ice into a corner.

I think 3v3, 1 GD each side is the perfect situation, not too many players, because when there's like 4 guys on the ice for each team, every game is 5 people in a corner bumping into each other.

 >>/11029/
I notice how you never mentioned something about your wins during this hour. Almost like you instantly lose every match that isnt 1v1 cus you cant win by just skating forwards with the puck and doing full back rotations when you lose possession. hmmm, funny that

 >>/11030/
I won 1, lost 2. One of the games I lost had a guy who was fucking insane with it, he won every face-off and usually hit the puck into the air, got to it first and then controlled it to score, even past a GD.

I kept asking him how many hours he had but he didnt say, probably like 30.
> full back rotations when you lose possession 

You are a rocket league player, you should understand how to play in 1v1 scenarios, it's the same fucking game.
You don't just chase the puck because like many situations, I've got the puck, Im walking to your net, you're behind me, we move at the same fucking speed so I obviously would win if I'm already ahead.

You full back rotation when the puck goes into the opponent's corner, because you aren't gonna score from their corner.

 >>/11031/
yap sesh of the year goes to:

 >>/11032/
You lost, infront of an audience of 3 people, you're never gonna live this shame down. We all saw you fail to walk it into the net multiple times.

 >>/11033/
me when I lie

 >>/11034/
me when I FUCK YOU

ping chaztab https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fc4KIl4cKhQ watch fast

> play puck

> forced to goalcuck for 3 games out of 4

 >>/11036/
this is awful why did YOU make this

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It's the third time in a row I spend >50€ on online gadgets and the package has clearly been opened before :|
I guess it's fine as long as I can still store my billion fus inside it.

 >>/11038/
Thanks for turning my floppy drive into a hard disk

 >>/11039/
she is 14.....

 >>/11039/
UH OH THIS NEKO IS GOING INTO HORNY JAIL

 >>/11040/
 >>/11041/
IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT COMPUTER PARTS BECAUSE NEKO IS BUYING STORAGE ONLINE.

YOU SHOULD LAUGH

apparently they just made being an incel illegal in my country

 >>/11043/
Well, you better start rizzing the girls then buddy, you're going to JAIL otherwise. 
BAILIFF? You know the drill.

 >>/11044/
I will shrimply societal-burdenmaxx and become as costly as possible for the welfare state

 >>/11045/
Basado???? Neko is becoming a neetboard at an alarming rate.

 >>/11044/
¿What country?
¡I must move there to lose my virginity!

 >>/11047/
You don't want to move there if you know what's good for you bambino.

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 >>/11043/
Can't get a girl? Time to become one then, pookie ^_^

 >>/11049/
Are you
> insecure 

> autistic

> shy

> a virgin


Just become a hecking valid transwoman abd date other cute transgirls

 >>/11050/
new AP checklist spotted

 >>/11051/
Im not shy nor autistic.

 >>/11051/
AP hasnt posted here since January 2021 >>/11051/
Add better at puck than you to the lisr FUCK YOU

 >>/11051/
AP? What does Apricot Pal have to do with anything???

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AP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND TOLD ME TO POST THIS TOK

 >>/11055/
+2 for referencing one of my favourite 'chen posts

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 >>/11052/
does he know

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I'm on a massive puck loss streak, used up all my skill on my 1v1 against French...
 >>/11057/
I am well aware.

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new acid
sleep tight nekos, goodnight

Ok, well, I've managed to finally compile some of the neko code, but it's a mess. The newest version doesn't even run and I think that's because there's those 10 billion different shitass commands that require api keys and aws keys and all that jazz.
But it's possible, very annoying but possible. I'll check out a few more versions, maybe update the docker script for one or 2 or something. I could probably with a week or 2 of effort purge all the claude/gemini from the codebase, I dunno how much you guys value that youtube player thing that's done with .play, but that's an enigma for me too because it requires a "youtube api key" whatever that means.
 >>/11059/
Goodnight Acidneko, hope you have a good sleepy :3

 >>/11060/
Are you actually trying to get a new 'guca imageboard up and running or are you just testing things for shit and giggles? either way i hope everything turns out well for you, take care funkynekonee

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good morning to the nekos
> whole audio is about  being a weeder

i HATE weeders

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 >>/11061/
> testing things for shit and giggles

More this I guess, but I think it's a good idea to know how to host this piece of crap (for eventual future use)
But yea, thanks :3
 >>/11062/
Ryo can quit weed ANYTIME okay? Also weed is GOOD for her and it actually HEALS you...
Also good morning, look what I've found :3

 >>/11063/
BYEEESSS
take my monthly +6 kind sir

 >>/11064/
Now that I think about it I'm in debt to this neko so it's good you provided me some liquidity 
 >>/9689/
+0.5

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 >>/11065/
> Two (You)s in one post

That's 'The Art Of The Deal'™

Already been to the dentist, had breakfast, shit, showered, shaved and I still have 4 hours before I have to leave for work. Life is wonderful when you wake up at 9am rather than midday.

just woke up 12.30
oh my fauci

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Got an erection at the post office nyaaaaaaaaa~

 >>/11068/
oh my nekonyanyanekonekonyanyanekonekonyanyaonaiyoo

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 >>/11069/
> nyanyanekonyannyanyanekoneko

TRUE

anyone wanna create a goonicide pact?

 >>/11071/
> a goonicide pact

And what does that entail?

 >>/11072/
all right, buddy; come back and speak to me when you're at least Platinum Puller III. I don't talk to you low ranked scrubs.
t. Grandmaster Baiter 471 gp

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> My new cosplay arrives any day now eeeek

Acidchads, we are gonna be eating good with the toktiks

 >>/11073/
...
what? you mistook me for some other neko

 >>/11075/
He assumes everyneko is me, I live rent free inside his head ever since the PUCK 1v1.

 >>/11075/
 >>/11076/
what are you two yapping about

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 >>/11074/
I've never caught Acid on my fyp :(

 >>/11076/
oh okey, so a certain gooniecide is gonna happen during a puck game i presume...?
cool!

 >>/11077/
another puckchad W

> buncha newgooners that are so low elo they dont even know about the jerkmate leaderboards

lmao@you

are you telling me this PUCK game has a ranked ladder? i'm hardstuck lowblob in most games i can't fucking compete

remember, rule 6.

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 >>/11083/
sorry but I am not one of your obedient dogsluts; I will post whenever I please
I, in fact, made the 2nd ever nekopost and thus am allowed free reign to spread my wisdom when I do care to

lo-fi PUCK and chill [24/7 stream]


I think the newneko that was trying to build his own 'guca on 'chen is attempting to contact me. Some random account followed me on twitch and left a message in the chat

"eyo, sorry for disturbing you but have you nekos actually moved on to a discord group"

really gives you the big think

 >>/11083/
fine, i'll read the past threads and get cultured on the nekodyssey

 >>/11085/
zomg maybe its time for us to post on sturdyneko.su

HAHAH GET BAITED 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Just did 50 pressups

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just prestiged twice on jump to space simulator

 >>/11090/
> he uninstalled puck and went back to an afk idle game

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It's -18 degrees cold
I've wasted my ice
It's polar

 >>/11092/
-2

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 >>/11089/
Good job neko :) I hope you work out more too :)
 >>/11092/
Lmaooooo, you can see the popin on the filter for the front girl when she waves her hand.

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mmmm cor de maça verde muito gostoso

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♫ Said he likes furry girls ♪
♪ But he hates when they're furry ♫

Woke up an hour later today (good morning to the nekos) but it's all good because I have my Neko Socks™

 >>/11097/
I've been up for 6 hours already FUCK YOU.
I expect some pucking to be streamed once I arrive home in 35 minutes. Make it so, dogboy; lest I change the perjorative.

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 >>/11097/
Good morning neko :3 I hope you have a great day with your Neko Socks © on.
 >>/11098/
What a rude fella, why do we accept such behavior on /neko/ the home of nice and polite nekos?

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 >>/11098/
My liege, I was planning on playing some Kingdom Come: Deliverance, mayhaps that would be satisfactory as a stream?
 >>/11099/
His dad owns NekoSoft™, we all have to be nice and accepting to him or he'll get us all permabanned...

quick game of puck, live on stream for NekoSoft Neko, then I'm gonna go back to playing Kingdom Come

good morning nekos, hope you all have a nice at work/uni/whatever, just have a nice day thats all!
 >>/11096/
8,5/10 tok, adorable waggle tail at the end, not a big fan of the audio tho

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 >>/11099/
> Neko Socks ©

you cant copyright a name dumbass. it would be a trademark
 >>/11100/
this guy gets it

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 >>/11102/
and i forgot to attach the fuckin tok gg

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> neko is nowhere near quints

does he know?

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can't believe i broke up with my gf because of this tok

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> sneakily posts toks whilst everyone is busy watching le stream

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they won't know what hit 'em nya-ha-ha-ha~

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> funkerguy double post incoming

so predictable

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Funky got QUINTS?
OH MY GORD THIS IS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION

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LETS GOOOOOOO FINALLY ACID QUINTS
AP (Acid Poster) does it again, the crowd is in disbelief.

 >>/11111/
the multi-tasking GOD. I kneel before you, AP-sama

 >>/11111/
How the FLIP did he do that?????
Can anyone explain this?????????? He's streaming and posting at the same time HOW

 >>/11111/
congrats on the cincos quintos ACID-king

 >>/11111/
life is wonderful confirmed

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Quints for KKaty!

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Quints for Reky :)

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Bondi bondi bondi das oncinhas bondi das 🐆 oncinhas 👊 bondi das oncinhas bondi bondi das oncinhas 🧤 bondi das oncinhas bondi 🥁

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FOR ALL YOU CHUDS IN THE CHAT, hERES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENDER AND SEX
Gender: Have one
Sex: I do a lot

 >>/11119/
> both lies

We're not getting any truthful statements out today from the Boniposter nekos.

 >>/11119/
Funny post Bonald, mind if i #steal your joke?

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 >>/11121/
I stole it from Boni who stole it from her lou
so feel free, it was already appropriated property

My noise cancelling headphones are gonna give me audio sensitivity issues. Being able to block out the world is too powerful.

CLAUDE, look for a correlation between headphone usage and later development of audio sensitivity issues.

Why the gecko is the 2nd LOTR film 4 hours long. I wanted comfyslop to watch with my doggo

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This is me in my Hare Socks™ if you even care.

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 >>/11124/
> Why the gecko is the 2nd LOTR film 4 hours long.

So you can fall asleep to it obviously...
 >>/11125/
Nope, don't care. But also when did you estrogenpillmaxxed?

I've done it, I'm 1/3 on my new years resolution, I'm the strongest pushupneko that ever lived.

 >>/11126/
I will challenge your record!

 >>/11127/
Good luck buddy, you will need it

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i slept 14 hours
9 pm to 11 am

 >>/11130/
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We're not making it out of this week with a normal sleep schedule nekos :3

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Yesterday was fun, I'll stream more Kingdom Come: Deliverance within the next 30ish minutes.

 >>/11130/
> post was made at 10:52 AM

> neko claimed he slept till 11:00 AM

something doesn't add up here...

> no neko posts in 5 hours

it's over... 'chen won...

 >>/11133/
🦼🦼🦼🦼🦼🦼

 >>/11133/
They won because they have no posts for the last 16 hours?

 >>/11135/
They won because their streamer beat our streamer at PUCK

 >>/11136/
Chaz is their streamer? I've been robbed...

holY NORAFAWN CZECH HER IG STORY NOW NOW MEOW

 >>/11138/
i'll wait for one of her simps to repost it here

 >>/11138/
i'll wait for one of her simps to repost it here

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Nora announces:
It's femboy fumo friday!!! Let's go!!!!!! ᗜˬᗜ

 >>/11141/
Shorts check?!?!

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kanye is a turdistani

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 >>/11141/
It's fumo friday and we don't stan femboys here baka yaro ᗜˬᗜ
 >>/11142/
Fumos are always shorted up, but also WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING HUH??????????

 >>/11143/
I wasn't joking when I've said he's going medless turbo retard.

 >>/11143/
A man drove 30 hours to see his girlfriend,  this is what he became.

it wont happen today but i have a great stream idea its actually so kino
now i just have to convince chazrick to do it instead of me so we can all laugh greatly

@furryneko what do you think about this banger?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-SnUylW_HY4

Just downloaded a dating app

Putting women and nonbinaries in my search let to a flood of unpassing trains. Lots of chinese here, i swipe right on all. Hope for many matches. Will feel deoressed and uninstall when i have 0 in 3 days.

 >>/11147/
Whats the idea?

 >>/11149/
I don't want to be all redpill this doom and blackpill that but the odds are stacked against you neko. Just by the nature of the app you chose probably.

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oh yeah this is great
shame i have to wake up early tomorrow or else I would stream this

 >>/11152/
> a female tries to get close to me

I punch her.

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 >>/11152/
Funny how you nekos approve and applaud using Claude to roleplay with an anthropomorphic dog or other furry beings, but I do it ONCE with a Crab and suddenly I'm the bad guy.

 >>/11154/
if dog girls didnt want to be rizzed up, why do they look like they fuck human men?

 >>/11155/
Emphasis on the MEN part. (Taller than 175cm)

 >>/11156/
That's midget territory as well as everything below 195cm

 >>/11157/
you are just envious of the fact that I will basically be nutting inside multiple hairy anthros and you are still a furgin

Okay this furry gimmick was funny at furst but i dont like you guys being serious about it. STOP. NO FURRY POSTS BELOW THIS LINE 


--------------'

I am breaking the above-stated rule to say
the "furgin" joke will have been one of my best this year

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No more furryposting? Let's return to tradition. It's time for "Rezzi or not", the postshow where you guess if the aforementioned fu is a Rezzi (or not).
For the second edition, someone that was posted before and no neko questioned the gender of...
GIMM
Key features:
> Nationality: 🇧🇷

> Earliest tok: June 2021

> % of toks alluring to gender: 75%

> Racy linktree: ❌

> get home from work

> within 60 seconds of walking in my dad is asking me if I want to go to his cousin's niece's 30th birthday party tomorrow

> I don't know anyone there

> he says it'll be "a good opportunity" as there's "lots of business men there"

What world do boomers live in where your life can still be changed by shaking a guy's hand at a party once

 >>/11161/
This is actually a boy with a hockey stick and two pucks between his legs, I'm not gonna skate around the rink on this one, that guy should be playing GD for the blue team.

 >>/11162/
> What world do boomers live in where your life can still be changed by shaking a guy's hand at a party once

I'm gonna be dumb here and say that it is a good idea, nepotism is still the best way to get ahead buddy no matter the opportunity but you gotta be willing to network.
It's not gonna be as easy as a firm handshake but you never know.

 >>/11164/
Id rather stay home and stream kingdom come though

 >>/11165/
Not faulting you for it tbh, I would absolutely despise going there too. Just saying it's not as dumb of a boomer idea as you might think it is.

 >>/11166/
Probably not, but I prefer to live in an idealised real world, where companies hire based on your CV (which you lie on) and then your DEI qualifications, rather than a bunch of white old guys hiring white young guys because they shook their hand and drank a pint with them.

And also, now I have more time to stream 16 hours of Kingdom Come Deliverance and maybe win 2 more sword fights :D

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tfw found a tooker that is too niche for /neko/ to understand

This was the tok that sealed it for me, cute and good cosplay of a very niche JoJo's side character, set to an audio that I instantly recognised as Thunder Child from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds Musical, which only has one other use as an audio on tiktok (the guy who made the mix)

I am now a Renn_Cos poster, you can call me RP

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4RRe40O6QKU

fuck you martians!!!

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 >>/11168/
"What if Death Note was... gay???"

 >>/11168/
Bad RP -2

 >>/11170/
You take yourself so seriously, stop. ✋🏻
Listen to your heart.