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 >>/17597/
went and visited the fox cadaver in the forest
it has begun to decompose and is currently the premium feast for a approximately a few thousand maggots and flies.
it had a nasty smell when I approached it but once I breached past what I can only describe as a force-field of bad smell, it wasn't all too bad to endure. I could imagine surviving a job at a morgue, though that isn't to say that I would enjoy office hours. 

 >>/17595/
Had you not baked, I had planned to make a thread like 15 minutes before Aug and call it "Better late than never edition" and the only post in it would be the link to the new August thread lol

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 >>/17595/
> thread is 2 days early
Naurrrrrrrr yea I've noticed the old one is at 995 replies
> that post in realtime about the fox
 >>/17598/
Naurrrrrrrr what the flip is going on that guy is talking about decomposing bodies in REALTIME.
I wouldn't be able to stomach that, I think I mentioned it but the smell of a trashcan full of maggots is the worst smell I have ever experienced in my life and I should probably leave it at that.

First funky of the thread will be polish funky :D











 >>/17609/
blowing on stocking's toenail polish to make it dry faster, but carefully so I don't split or speckle the finish of her polish

then once it's dry, worshiping and sucking and kissing and sniffing and huffing Stocking's looong too long finger toes but calling them perfect anyway because I love my sweet wife Stocking and all her tastes and smells and proportions

Stocking after I get my fill of your feet please let me eat your pussy that you haven't washed for a week

uuuooohhhh letting my face melt into Stocking's voluptuous curvy fertility goddess body and licking up her dried and fresh sweat and sucking on her musky pussy folds and cleaning the crevices of her ass with my tongue, THE TASTE OF A WOMAN!!!!!


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 >>/17608/
You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. Didst thou truly anticipate mine own heart to yield to such a ruse? Yet behold a revelation thee didst not foresee: the nekovirus I did add to that jawn. A big and powerful wooden kitteh that leaves nay alley unturned, punted into action the moment thou draggeth the fileth intoth VLC. It seeps into thyne archi-chive and devours yond pixels like a bacon-fed lad, and seeing as all youse tiktokes begin with 'Snaptik', that cat's gonna starve fr cuh.
Also, yo fu so fat she looks at her tokIDs and thinks "dayum, I wish I was that skinny".









> friend asks if I play Umamusume because he thinks I "seem like type that would enjoy it"
> install it just to try it out, streaming my screen to him
> cant stop laughing because its so fucking bad and I am imagining some 30-something man coming home from a tough shift welding at an auto factory to play this game, cheering for his favourite horse girl
this game is actually buns



> offer to sell my old PC to my brother for a small amount of money
> he accepts
> I factory reset it, clean it, get it setup for him
> ask him where's the money to pay me
> he avoids the question for like 5 full minutes then says "nah I don't even want it"
???

fucking time waster CNUT























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not bad improvement if I do say so myself :)










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 >>/17656/
I will study for my exam during the first half of august, formally known as "First Time Studying September-1" as per a post I made 2 months ago saying I would give it at a bit more of a headstart this time and funkerton said he would quote me on that
After that, ok sure Ill beat at least one (1) RE game












 >>/17668/
I don't know, I'd say have hopium, he ko-fi is dead and she's not posted on it in months, and I've looked at her reposts, it's mostly Nora and Todopokie, who are both really popular cosplayers.

You'd know her better than I but I really don't think she's mentally ill enough, or enough of a whore to go down that route.



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Emiru is a bully. After being mogged extremely hard two months ago in front of a packed baseball game, she now invited the same fu to her stream and gave her the most chopped cosplay possible, all that so she could look the fairest for once.
This is magnitudes worse than everything she ever did to Bonbi by the way (because Bonbi was never cute).

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 >>/17650/
I dunno what susie for undertale is but I guess it's this and I like this cos.
 >>/17657/
> funkerton said he would quote me on that
I forgot about that but I would almost certainly remember when you inevitably don't study for whatever you said back then (2 weeks?) and do the last night cram (or not).
 >>/17653/
I never liked Ash and probably will never (she looks just straight up bad for me, and not in a maybe I'll get used to it bad), but I never was rude to her because I liked the old Ash Poster.
 >>/17672/
> Bonbi was never cute
Well, I think she was, in a look don't interact kind of way (as you can see by watching any of her streams nowadays). Celebi does seem to be just havin a bad skin day though in that tok.

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 >>/17672/
face it, Celery.Cos is over the wall, she's mogged, bogged and frogged. Emiru stays eternally cute, thus proving that Asian women age better than white women. If I'm forced to choose between one 'fu and another... I'd rather choose Emiru that's all.

Maeve clears both, maevestock to the moon!!!

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 >>/17674/
> Celery.Cos is over the wall
She is just "old" I guess. Having active lifestyle will probably help though. Emiru though is first of all asian and I have grown to not be attracted to those anymore and she's definitely caking up a ton, like 100%.
Just give me a cute favelado gf or I dunno a regular girl from my country


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 >>/17675/
> is first of all asian and I have grown to not be attracted to those anymore
lmao
yeah I guess some of them can be cute but I struggle to visualize myself with one. I dont think I have ever felt romantic attraction to one so that might be why, haven't "unlocked" that part of the brain yet

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 >>/17677/
> haven't "unlocked" that part of the brain yet
I don't think it's a thing but I bet you could (at least I strongly assume) pavlovian condition yourself into being attracted.
Anyway I wouldn't count on it happening by itself.

Also my blogpost for today: I am really feeling the mental block for doing anything at this point. A month of work has been enough to make me feel like laying down and kms (or waiting to die).
Where's the indomitable human spirit when you need it?


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 >>/17679/
Good news (for me) is that I don't really need it and can vegetate until like a month from now on, which is probably bad news (for (You)).
But it reminded me about this funny thing that whenever I work out and I feel real tired and need that last stretch I think about You buddy and how "Bonald Posterior cannot ever win with me" so I do those last reps. So I guess you're a little responsible for me getting stronger.
Also it's really funny to me, it probably doesn't matter that much since I think I would still work out anyway but it's really funny in my head so I do it.

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 >>/17680/
Im gonna start working out in about exactly a month from now so you'll have even more reason to be scared. The mogtrain is coming and even when, despite your doubts, I can diddly 100 kg with ease as a 2-year untrained neko, just wait to see how hard you will be moggadiddlied to oblivion when I actually start lifting again.


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 >>/17681/
> The mogtrain is coming
Buddy you're so weak now that I could probably kill you with one hand. And that's fax. Perhaps a little more workout next time 😎
 >>/17682/
> this guy thinks thinking about crushing your enemies is gay
I'm sorry for your loss and all. Especially since you cannot think about anything but gay stuff naurrrrrrr gaylordneko










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> press "Refresh" the entire day, hoping for some dopamine
> nothing
> no new posts
I get it. You guys no longer have a Sir. Terror and all communicated over discord to meet over there and leave me. It's okay... I'm used to it by now...
















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 >>/17708/
I installed but instead of actually playing it, I instead made new accounts for three hours waiting for the Kitasan Black-chan gacha jackpot to kick me (it didn't happen). 
I'm not interested in gachas nor number-go-up videogames anyway, I only did allat because it was a really cold night and I needed me 'puter to heat my up. (The only number-go-ups I care about are tokIDs and my portfolio 😎 (the latter went down 5% last femboy friday (that's because I didn't say good morning to the neko that hates Ari))).

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 >>/17709/
I thought the horses you got in the tutorial were the exact same every time
Either way, yeah it wasnt allat. Hoping for black monday to drop the stock market by 98% so I can buy the dip. Please fauci please powell, make that money printer tick 🙏

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 >>/17709/
> gachas nor number-go-up videogames
Tbf I think the number-go-up games can be good. I don't think I saw a gacha with a lasting gameplay potential yet.
 >>/17710/
> I thought the horses you got in the tutorial were the exact same every time
If it's like any other gacha you get some pulls during the tutorial which are non-deterministic (or deterministic in a way that you get guaranteed rare or something but it's a random rare (SSR, 5 star, whatever the highest rarity is))

Why would you play Gachas when Slay the Spire is like a Gacha but no money for pulls and every run is brand new and also it is one of the best designed roguelikes of all time?





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When I first learned of the éĻŦgame, I didn't care about its design or when it would come out. 
My only thought was that in a month or so my fus were all going to dress-up as animay horses, and I love me mimis.
I wish humans had ears and tails that would be so cool.











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In EGHAM for a 3 day mandatory work training program. 5 miles out of London and already having to wait half an hour for a bus. On the upside, sitting across from a beautiful girl in a ladbrokes polo. RETVRN to small town england.

Will our intrepid hero finally bed the beautiful princess in this 6 monthly instalment of the bingochad adventures? Stay tuned in to find out

 >>/17718/
Actually had a dream a little while ago where I was naked in a glass apartment like this. Was a few floors up though, and next to a busy road. Any ideas, nekopsychoanalysts?





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good morning to the nekos! wow this place is a graveyard, I guess it is up to me to reply to every post that has no replies so far
 >>/17599/
thread is only early because the last thread was a whole month and about to hit the limit :D
 >>/17600/
can we get a fox update?
 >>/17602/
your definition of fatty is broad, like your 'fu, gottem
 >>/17604/
this is indeed a reply
 >>/17611/
how did the garden sitting album listening party go?
 >>/17641/
holy frick what a cool minecraft build


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It's a well known fact here that if you go shower or swim after eating, your digestion stops and you instantly die.
Is that fact also real in (You)r country? Incelswimming might be the new meta but I'm lowkey frfr spooked the old books have some truth to them.










played some modded minecraft with friends, the modpack just makes it into shitty terraria. there's enchanted items and item slots, the red balloon and horseshoe and magic mirror from terraria are straight up stolen, there's dungeons and 'cool' places to find everywhere. it's not minecraft..








 >>/17752/
This will probably interest you then: https://softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llmentalist/
Kinda interesting, a lot of bias I guess (anti-llm bias) but also has a few nice points that I think are very interesting.
TL:DR It's about the connection between the mystic readings/all the modern "psychic" industry and the way that llms work



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 >>/17753/
Very interesting. I can buy this likeness and it does also line up with my own beliefs regarding the subject
Thanks for linking it. It put words to my otherwise nebulous thoughts
 >>/17755/
> STREAM IT. NOW.
After my exam and after I witness at least one (1) mech boss defeated on stream. Until then, there is an embargo on any video-game playing



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 >>/17756/
> Very interesting. I can buy this likeness and it does also line up with my own beliefs regarding the subject
I know that I have a personal dislike of them so I come with inherent bias but I think just the general awareness of cold reading strategies was worth reading it.
I was never interested in it but now that I think about it maybe there's a lot more to psychology other than nebulous handwavy stuff plus IQ, it would probably still be pretty hard for me to find similar topics though.
 >>/17758/
> 4 days of liking monogatari edits on tiktok now my entire algo shows me gooner shit
This guy has done 0 days of studying, instead he's rotting his brain with goonershit lmao.
Actually now that I think about I have done MORE studying than you throughout last 4 days and I've been at work for uhhh 40 hours? HELLO? ANY RESPONDERS?


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 >>/17760/
> Name me 5 reasons why I shouldn't be fired out of a cannon
You're way too fat to fit into a regular cannonâ€Ļ Uhhhhhhhâ€Ļ I don't see the other 4 though.
Oh yea you're very non-aerodynamic, that's 3 left for you :D

I think I like this polish koto :D


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 >>/17762/
> I think she looks like polish nemuru
I don't think she looks in any particular fashion tbf but her nickname is the_koto so it's funny to respond to the GUY that asks for NEW KOTO with her toks 😎
Yea I'm funny like that, I ruin my own jokes.
Also canonballs heh, balls were like 42 pounds heh, pounds, your mom at the heaviest for the standard cannons, you'd have to be extra spherical heh, spherical cow and it would be a big culverin yea I don't have anything, uhh big like your mum?







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It's actually pretty comfortable, honestly I've paid for more expensive hoodies and not like the feel of them as much as this one.

Even the only other streamer merch I own (Northernlion Hoodie circa 2021) doesn't feel as good to wear, never has done.

Props to Tenshi I guess for not cheaping out on the supply. 

Yes, i WILL be wearing this every time she streams.
Yes, i AM a tier 3 twitch subscriber since April 2022
Yes, i AM a tier 3 patreon subscriber since July 2025
Yes, i AM a volunteer moderator in her twitch chat (25 hours a week)
Yes, i DO send her 50 swifted subs a week

Who am I? FrenchTarnation of course.


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> poland has a female president
the west.... has le fallen.... from le.. place it once was...
ping poleneko do you think there will be any noticeable change going forward or is it another case of "no politician ever does anything and nothing ever happens" like usual?








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 >>/17772/
I think I was already talking about it but there was a choice between a pen pusher (for the current government) or the opposite party candidate (that wasn't great either). Anyway the opposed party candidate won so it's practically status quo maintained (nothing ever happens) (this might be a good thing though) (depends on your stance since if you're left wing this is literal end of the world, hitler won)
Honestly since I got the j*b I kind of don't care anyway, even more so than the usual. Being politics brained genuinely feels like unemployed hobby to me now.


took me about an hour to setup a proper (shitty) smelting setup in minecraft tekkit. I also had to play for like 15 hours to even get the items to build this.

this fucking rocks actually, it sucks so much



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 >>/17783/
because life is terrible, acid didnt post a new tok, i had a nightmare that I fell asleep at my desk for a full 24 hours and missed my dentist appointment, I havent wanted to play on an RP server, I got addicted to tekkit and have finally quit because the modpack fucking sucks its just factorio but really really really really really bad
 >>/17784/
oh yeah and the lag, that was still probably just the one server. but my internet has been godship bad lately, even running my weekly TTRPG game causes a internet crashout once per session (foundry is locally hosted)

posting certified tATu kino









> tenshi's tier 3 patreon has at least 7 subscribers
$490 dollarydoos a month just to post cosplay pictures she was already gonna take slightly early

I fucking kneel, my moneymaxxing single queen focused on her goals, investing 70% of her income into stocks and Gold


 >>/17795/
hoodie
> one time purchase
> gives you a valuable item that will resell on ebay for thousands in a few years time

> tier 3 kaytreon
> lets you add her on her riot account (she will never play with you or reply to your messages)
> more expensive than the hoodie

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 >>/17794/
I will never understand people paying to see something "early"
Sure, if you want to support someone, go for it. If that isnt your main motive and the main motive is to see the next episode of a youtube series 1-2 weeks early, what's the point? You are now 2 weeks ahead of the queue but you still have to wait 2 weeks for the NEXT episode, changing literally nothing.
 >>/17795/
he bought those hoodies

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 >>/17797/
I imagine she won't post ALL the pictures publicly, so if you think of it as you're paying 70 bucks a month to see 5 exclusive cosplay pictures of tenshillion cosplaying some leagueslop character, it is infact very worth it

> next episode of a youtube series 1-2 weeks early
yeah, I see that sometimes. like Historia Civilis advertises his patreon with the benefit of seeing a post 2 weeks early. He posts twice a year, an extra 2 weeks isnt going to kill me.



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 >>/17796/
> gives you a valuable item
I have 0 idea how much you've paid for it but it's at least twice as much as you could've for any regular hoodie, maybe even with your chosen design instead ofâ€Ļ This thingâ€Ļ Genuinely saurbadâ€Ļ
> tier 3 kaytreon
Well that's impossible to buy because of one AP (Annihilator of Patreons), thanks buddy.
 >>/17799/
> so really its a steal
If by that you mean they're robbing you then yes.

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 >>/17800/
I have never tried it without any spices and all of the time pretty much I add salt so I don't think I've ever felt that.
Does it really? I know how chicken breasts taste without any spices, mostly of nothing except for a slight umami maybe or something, but I never tried pork like that.



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 >>/17802/
It has some very unique taste that I have only ever felt with pork tenderloin, and it's something I can only link to sweetness, albeit with a very weak likeness. To some extent, it's incredibly minorly reminiscent of how pussy tastes
 >>/17801/
> 0 idea how much you've paid for it
he paid 100 euro + shipping + handling fees for two
add that to the 250 euro he gave her and whatever patreon tier he is on



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 >>/17805/
> spoiler
Sorry, never done that.
But I might try tasting pork just straight up cut off and cooked/baked/whatever with no spices just to see wtf you're talking about.
> he paid 100 euro + shipping + handling fees for two
Naurrrrrrrr, he's never making it out of rebound low elo hell with those meager spending habitsâ€Ļ















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 >>/17820/
> I deserve a mentally ill basketcase
Yea buddy I hope you don't get it though. For your own sake.
 >>/17821/
There wasn't even a woman running, well maybe there were but she wasn't "in the race" as in not from the 2 major parties so would have 0% chance of winning.
 >>/17822/
Based, I would rather watch midfus o algo. I have no idea what o algo means but I hope it means something like nao falsa so if it doesn't then change o algo into nao falsa in the preceding sentence













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 >>/17835/
Okay, once my exam is over, I will watch the entirety of Cowbow Bebop
You can hold me accountable to this
Also, the real thinking man's anime is picrel, an anime so good that I won't even post an edit of it due to the risk of it spoiling a single aspect of it despite the infinitely small possibility that you decide to watch it




 >>/17839/
I haven't had any experiences like that yet. The worst one was one that I have posted about before how mid drug-induced high, my friend and I are sitting in the bathroom just talking about whatever and he mentions how he gets off to thinking of himself as one of the women when he watches lesbian porn
Nothing has come of it since and he is seemingly normal on the surface so I dunno












> spend hours trying to get a basic industrial setup in tekkit
> decide to try the magic stuff
> within 20 minutes I'm flying around, strip mining thousands of blocks a minute and automatically converting it all to diamonds in my inventory
yep, this is saur fun
























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 >>/17875/
> Not even half as painful as walking 500 meters through town with Tenshi merch on.
True that, imagine spending 100 pounds sterling on it and then putting it on and actually walking outâ€Ļ I would literally die from shame.
> See you in like 30 hours
That's actually almost accurate but I might post tomorrow late evening.
> I havent played little nightmares 
I didn't even read where it's from, but I've had this thought recently, I think because of watching this one tenshi tok posted here where you couldn't see her eyes for the first few seconds. It really does make it better, as in your mind fills out the blanks with much better things than reality could ever most of the time.
If it's not obvious I'm referring to the effect where if you don't see a part of someone's body you kind of assume it's all symmetrical and good and you extrapolate proper/perfect features instead of imperfect (which is more often the case).
It's also why anglefrauding works too when I think about it.



We have made MASSIVE ground today. I opened the course work website and MIGHT even open a few files of old powerpoints / example exams holy fuck bros... and all it took was one slice of bread with mayo on it








anyone else have that random daydream where you win like 50 million on the lottery, or am I the only one that sometimes wonders how life would change if I suddenly received access to life changing money for approximately 0 effort or time investment?

i'd buy an SSL Certificate for my favourite website :D



































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 >>/17921/
> she is simply in her car show eye-candy phase where she dresses up like a show girl
Well, I'm just more into cute, she could do cute well I bet but maybe cute doesn't pay the billsâ€Ļ We live in a soycietyâ€Ļ
> this tokrel is us đŸ‘¨â€â¤ī¸â€đŸ‘¨
Wait a second, didn't Lou and Boni break up?????????
WHAT THE FLIP?




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 >>/17924/
 >>/17925/
Wdym? You have your pull-up bar fixed right? Unless you mean you were literally not gripping the bar but hanging off of straps or something which kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing.
Because I don't think there's that much difference between gripping a fixed bar and something more suited for grip.
My pull-up bar is not fixed (it kind of freely rotates) so I guess it might be a bit harder but I don't really count that anyway.



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 >>/17928/
> if I had a gymnastics ring or at least something thinner to grip onto instead, maybe I could for a bit
That's uhhhh, probably not how it works. 
As far as I know as long as your whole hand goes around the bar and your grip is stable you literally will not get any better (besides progressing) just from changing onto the rings or whatever. Actually rings move around and can rotate by themselves so it would probably be harder for you, since you might be automatically leveraging your weight without thinking about it.


 >>/17930/
Well no shit but if you can put your hand around it that's good enough. If you cannot grip the whole bar around it will suck. I don't think going any lower onto like a toothpick will help you actuallyâ€Ļ
Not even mentioning that you know, rings are probably around the same circumference as the bar.






blogpost update

today BGCgirl said that "the ending of death note was SO BAD"

I, an intellectual, disagreed. She also called Light Yagami 'an incel', I pointed out he literally had a girlfriend (I was wearing my Misa Amane shirt and my neko socks), and she said it doesn't count because he was manipulating her

bros, why are women so dumb






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it's been 2 years since Nekoposting started happening daily.

not the exact date, but I recall we started posting in August 2023 and now it's August 2025 :D

here's to 2 more years of posting the same 8 year old webms !

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> China's unemployed young adults who are pretending to have jobs
> Shui Zhou, 30, had a food business venture that failed in 2024. In April of this year, he started to pay 30 yuan ($4.20; ÂŖ3.10) per day to go into a mock-up office run by a business called Pretend To Work Company, in the city of Dongguan, 114 km (71 miles) north of Hong Kong.
> There he joins five "colleagues" who are doing the same thing.
> Mr Zhou came across the Pretend To Work Company while browsing social media site Xiaohongshu. He says he felt that the office environment would improve his self-discipline. He has now been there for more than three months.
> While attendees can arrive and leave whenever they want, Mr Zhou usually gets to the office between 8am and 9am. Sometimes he doesn't leave until 11pm, only departing after the manager of the business has left.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdd3ep76g3go

Would you do this?


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 >>/17943/
All those neko postsâ€Ļ Goneâ€Ļ Like the Kays in the heilsâ€Ļ
 >>/17944/
Of course not, I can pretend to work for free. I might (there's a remote chance) consider paying someone for a reference but at best that would be a one time thing.
I can lie for free on my CV too, doubtful anyone will check.
 >>/17945/
Catch me if ya can, Mista Webm.














 >>/17958/
I think the worlds are just too big for the cloud storage. But maybe it's something else. I think the bitcher saves were big too and IIRC I've got them backed up.
 >>/17959/
What's wrong my nekka? Also hunger comes and goes in waves really if you're starving, also depends on how alert you are, also also a lot of other things.









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> new acid tok
> it has her bf in it
lets freaking gooo the world is good again, stadium status, went to the dentist and got me some nitrous, went to the dentist and put in some diamonds, I did not ask for broke nekkas to chime in, they just dont understand me, I'm that nekka that's gon' win the tokkies











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âš ī¸ A fifth (sixth?) Tenshi has hit the fyp âš ī¸
May be the same fifth Tenshi I posted on the 'chen, I don't remember her @ I miss the 'chen, slowposting denies whimsy Let's go back to a megucaboard, we could migrate to tanachan, build it from scratch
























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I started my acid archive on the 12th of september 2021, this tok would've been the most recent tok when I decided to start 'chiving

Earliest files I can find were from the 3rd of September 2021, so that must've been the day I discovered and started posting her.

too bad I was still doing the dumb renaming files gimmick so there's a few dozen toks just missing their actual IDs

for reference for other tokkers I post
reki archive from the 17th of april 2022, only 3 years is crazy, I always forget I discovered clover long before reki
shrivix 'chive from the 29th of june 2023 (I say 'chive, her original tiktok got beleted like a month before I found her, so I never got close to a full archive... alas, ancient shrivix tomboy phase lost to time)
abbles archive I downloaded another archive later but I was definitely archiving their stuff on 26th of june 2019 because thats' when they uploaded the original quitting tok
clover archive from 1st november 2022 but I know I must've had an earlier version because I remember seeing her upload a tok that was posted on the 2nd of august 2021 according to the date
maeve, 18th of june 2024, but posts from end on that date indicate that i was posting her before this on 'chen, so this is just another case of me being bad at properly saving files
tenshi, 25th january 2024 (not a full archive, not even close)


I doubt anyone else would find this interesting but it was fun for me to look up and check, clover I guess is the longest running still active tokker who's content I care about that I've been following, but only predates acid by a month, maybe 2 at most but i haven't actually archived anything from clover in a couple of months, got everything from acid though, so acid wins this contest


it's actually pretty cool to look back and see when you started posting someone.

how long have (You) being posting your 'fus?


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 >>/18005/
first scrape was done feb 2023 and it was a kokichi tok (not this one) but I probably found one of her toks a few weeks before then but didnt download any
took 10 days before I was made aware of her 2nd account tho, of which this (tok2) was the first tok awemer grabbed, so most recent one, I assume

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 >>/17986/
He's right, sadkitty gives 523 now, tana doesn't even load anything at all.
I mean it was long gone but there's literally no hosting (that wouldn't kick us out most probably) unless we make it ourselves.
 >>/18006/
Lmao you got epicly trolled by that neko, I am your #1 hater 😎
 >>/18005/
 >>/18007/
All (well most of fus I post) my scrapes were done around the time i came back to /ttg/ so uhh it seems to be 23rd september of 2023. I've got older stuff but it's just backdated it seems.

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good morning nekos
 >>/18006/
STUDY NOW STUDY NOW STUDY NOW
 >>/18007/
> only feb 2023
new frog hopping on the boni posting bandwagon, smh
 >>/18008/
yeah. 'chen was the only site for it because we were using it as intended. no other liveposting imageboard is going to be happy with us, we take up way more storage space than a normal community because of tokposting and we're constantly warring with other microboards, remember NNTP? yeah, me too. remember the scat scammer on end? yeah, it was me.
> 23rd september 2023
actual new frog alert, this guy started scraping after /neko/ was already established.
> there's literally no hosting (that wouldn't kick us out most probably) unless we make it ourselves

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 >>/18009/
> actual new frog alert, this guy started scraping after /neko/ was already established.
I've probably had some very old archives before but there was anâ€Ļ "accident"â€Ļ that basically made me lose my pc, and all my storage drives a while ago. Then the /ttg/ went kill from /wsg/ and it kind of coincided with me losing all the will to visit anyway so I just kind of didn't until 2 years ago.
> no other liveposting imageboard is going to be happy with us
I mean I can imagine another board that would host us but it would be a very permissive board with for example no rules against loli or other questionable stuff which is not a good look for both sides. I am not even sure what the consensus amongus is about the moderation so there's that, also even less probable is that we would get a board owner somewhere else. Pretty sure nekomins "experiment" for creating boards is not a thing on any other liveposting board, and end is not significantly different from whatever other slowposting board like I dunno 8kun?

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 >>/18010/
I just don't see the need to go anywhere else, unless 'chen goes back up. Burma was a good board, but if we don't have that there's nothing wrong with end.

Moderation isnt even really an issue either, I've probably banned like 3 IPs in the year+ we've been here


if i drop out of this and enroll to do a year or two at some compsci thing to amass computer skills, host a site and then drop out of that, that would be epicballs and so worth it
waste 4 years of my life just to host a pogger website years after all our fus have stoppoed posting


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 >>/18012/
> floppas
Omg another Kay poster???? Let's go I will post a cute Kay just for you buddy :DDDDD
 >>/18014/
Lmao, +2

Actually though if somebody just wants to host it I don't think it's impossible task even for a person as dumb as bonald posterior. 
Hosting it and working on some features (like nekomin) though might be challenging.
















friend messaged me saying he played against a hitler in league
> said hitler was another guy I know
ended up talking with my friend a bit and now -2 hours its so over my grades... gone... like toks in wind...



> midlaner locks in lion
> proceeds to show up to teamfights, press R and then die
> complains in all chat about no wards
> spends 2 full minutes in base just typing words as we get team wiped
back to hell and back and back to hell and back again



> feel completely fucked on a specific question worth 25% of the exam
> look through the books a bit to find an answer
> find exactly what im looking for
> loudly say "SEX" in my head
yeah, I found the secret sex skip








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For a month now all the new midfus on my fyp are ziggers and I can't remember any of their usernames because instead of choosing catchy pet-like handles (e.g., Sushi, Demi, Boni), they insist on having unmemorable four plus syllables cyrillic nonsense tags.






























 >>/18074/
NO BUSTER SHE IS TALKING ABOUT ME, I HAVE A FOLDER WITH 250 SCREENSHOTS OF HER ARMPITS TAKEN FROM EVERY INSTAGRAM POST, REEL, STORY, TIKTOK, AND STREAM CLIP I CAN GET MY HANDS ON.

YOU DONT EVEN LIKE HER THAT MUCH
> I'm level 38 right now
damn, I've been painting all day and I'm only at level 12


 >>/18076/
> the Nekoshrine
you should've made it at Koto 
> levels
I took a look around the are and the most art seems to have been done by 1 guy with 4 different alt accounts all named [name1] [name2] etc. alting is cheating though so I refuse to do it

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I finished tracing the Lulula before the sunrise and been since then fixing all the dithering my converter generated by eyeball and it still looks so chopped, I don't know where else to retouch without making it worse.
 >>/18077/
Oh no, not me, I never draw on Koto
If you're going to paint a large section with the same colour, just draw the outline and I'll fill it in



 >>/18080/
it is arguably the worst cosplay she has ever done, I agree, HOWEVER, I will keep posting it and life is still wonderful whenever she uploads a funtime foxy cosplay :D

also if you hate it, do NOT check wplace, I am making a giant funtime foxy drawing







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