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when i was a kid my family used to live in a golf course community. some of my best memories are summer evenings when we my dad would carry me around the course on his shoulders looking for golf balls that golfers lost in the high grass 

anyway here's my score

kindahard.golf 10/31

📝 19

5.⛳ 2
4.⛳ -
3.⛳ 7
2.⛳ 3
1.⛳ 5
0.🏌️ 2

https://kindahard.golf

 >>/23012/
this course is too hard. I got pretty consistent at reaching the 3rd checkpoint in 3 strokes (skipping the first 2), but the final area is just designed to get you stuck in holes and waste shots and then I seethe and watch my advantage disappear

 >>/23012/
kindahard.golf 10/31

📝 18

5.⛳ 5
4.⛳ -
3.⛳ -
2.⛳ 10
1.⛳ -
0.🏌️ 3

https://kindahard.golf

nevermind, I got a run that beats yours, I fucked up the final few shots, could've gotten a 15 banger, and my start was slow, could've shaved it down to a 13, maybe even a 10 with zero mistakes. still, MOGGED your score.










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mizuki toks are growing on me but I will NOT be replying to that one guys demands because I do NOT listen to commands unless they are made by cute women (a tomboy could make me commit acts of terrorism if she wanted me to)





> i'm not posting here unless people reply with one specific thing
> one guy (literally himself) replies with it
> keeps coming back
bizzaro world, it's like everything has gone up side down, boy you turn me, inside out and round and round





































 >>/23065/
I only drink it once every few days but I have started to realize that the amount of choccy powder I put in the milk has been undergoing a hedonic treadmill regarding how much I use
I will be greatly reducing the amount from 2 heaping spoons to 1 moderate spoon.

sometimes I dont drink it for weeks actually now that I think about it
I mostly drink it when I have milk that is soon to expire and I dont wanna have sour curded milk in my tea

the japanese dj cutie has played absolute ass tracks for the last 6 songs
no, add another one.
> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN?
its a DJ DANCE SET not a RETIREMENT HOME REUNION
















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 >>/23083/
It's over for him, thankfully I have never tattooed and never will.

Also I have successfully hosted original meguca on AWS, it even works as in is public and available from the interwebz but there's no dns/hostname for now.
I'll try hosting some of the neko code and getting some random hostname (just a random one) (that I bought with my hard earned money from the job factory) to work but if you guys are interested I can also post the plain ip for funsies (but since it'll all be deleted when I spin down the instance to host neko code maybe it's not worth it)




 >>/23082/
 >>/23083/
I still don't fully get why trannoids are obsessed with Rowling and feel the need to constantly talk about her. You owning pwning the transphobes, she's worth hundreds of millions of nekocoins and is winning in pursuing anti-transgender legislation in the UK.

furhaps if they spent their time campaigning or doing something positive, rather than seething at one woman, they'd achieve something for their group.



 >>/23090/
Well me too lmao.
> and he is still the smartest one we've got 💔
never begun
I've set up something with the help of gpt but it might be clashing with whatever guca is doing? Or maybe I'm just retarded, probably that





 >>/23095/
Something something, the nginx setup was not thorough enough and guca is using a special "api" call on the site to update it.
Very boring but I've learned something I guess.
Oh no, it also broke the uploading of images…
I HATE WEBDEV

































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 >>/23128/
But that guy is always sleeping! Or working, or sleeping at work, or working at sleep...

Wait, what's this, I just got a discord message from Mr Gecko himself saying "the site is permanently dead and we are merging with easychan to heal the rift and end the civil war"

my goat, I, you, and anyone lurking here must immediately go to easychan and never come here again, not even to look. away we go

did they fall for it???

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I can't believe I trusted that guy and then he turned out to be Sico all along... that tknower guy (weird name but I digress) said geckomin was the guy running schan and easy too... and he was still that bad at coding? Shocking! (but I digress) I cant believe we all had our trust in him (her, but I digress) broken like that. I thought we were buddies (budettes? Im not sure if that is a real word but I digress)




can't believe I watched black pill edits and then gecko got MOGGED to death
jfl im gonna ldar this is pmo icl twin 🥀
TAKE DOWN ALL THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE
I HATE MY NOSE, MY EYES AND MY MOUTH
I HATE THE JOKES I LAUGH ABOUT
I HATE THE HOES IM SAD ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !



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 >>/23128/
> spoiler
Yea I know, I just wanted to see what's the general consensus.
I just turned off the docker container.

In general we (me) (I dunno) have basically 3 options, else we deal with the situation as is but obviously I won't be able to moderate 24/7, jump hostnames (not really expensive but I'd have to set that up again) or do some code stuff to make it harder to access/harder to shit up the site but that takes time and I'm kinda low on free time for a while.

Posting fleur to prove that I'm sus amogus

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 >>/23137/
sus o algo

my solution is shrimply to ban everyone I don't like :D
but really the easiest option seems like changing hostnames, not having it at all be guessable so not geckochen.help or anything, and then only giving the link to the trusted people in the secret discord groupchat




 >>/23137/
I think theyd get tired after a while since nobody really cared about them, just like the spammers on neko got treated. I personally dont mind staying on gecko but im also not the person that is stuck dealing with them
what about the shamichan captcha? that would stop newfags AND quick ip hopping if someone managed to guess the answer


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 >>/23142/
> what about the shamichan captcha?
No idea if it'll work and it might piss off everyone.
 >>/23143/
> wouldn't need to pay for a new domain
I paid like 1.5$ for that gecko domain, I'll just pick another one that's cheap and if/and/or eventually we'll move to neko code I might spring up with some more cash money for an actual site name.






ok the new domain is WeAllLoveBonald.fr (cant attach a tok as I am in the kitchen but you know its me from my evident love for my favorite poster (I am Eastern European btw))










Honestly the DNS propagation is taking so long that I'm feeling like hosting the site a second time and switching containers.
Sadly I already fucked it up by pointing the new hostname at old box IP...






Ugh, couldn't have picked a worse time to change stuff around. I've got a mild headache now and I feel like shit and the worst part is that instead of writing everything down I was just winging it while doing the hosting so now I have to look it up again…



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Oh yeah for anyone interested  >>/23130/
That part where he was "noticing" is about the fact that I've used the same domain provider as nekomin (and probably easy, don't remember and don't feel like checking) because it seemed good (it probably is) and they have decent enough privacy options so I don't leak my actual personal data to whois by accident (that would be very bad)






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Sensible feline opinion:
If you're switching domains with the goal of making your 'guca a secret club, you might as well skip the headache and just make a private R4 channel.
Boot the lizard back up and shrimply do not reply to evil posters.




 >>/23175/
even though it is going to be more private, discord or any other platform doesn’t have the same feel as an imageboard. I’d even say that if there is going to be a constant problem with "evil posters", I would tell the admin to just give up and stay here. I like the way guca works with live posting and all that, but it isn’t worth the headache.




YOUR FAVORITE STREAMERS
> FRENCHROTATION (goodnight) 
35 hours, 2811 messages
> Some other guy
29 hours
> Tenshi
26 hours, 793 messages
> Literally my own channel
14 hours, 45 chats


> top viewed clip
https://www.twitch.tv/tenshi/clip/GracefulApatheticBunnyTriHard-v7SqVYVxfdCLEpVj








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 >>/23190/
mind you, I have possibly never in my life ever saved a babbles tok. I have posted possibly a handful from megu, years ago, but I have never attached her files personally
And she told me good night with a smile😎 just like how dogs can tell if you are a good person, babbles knew I was one of the diamonds in the rough 😎




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The BBC crew pressured me to join a tournament in early January so I caved in and signed up for the beginner category.
The draws are out today and my first match (it's single elimination) is against the guy who despite getting 3rd & 2nd the past two years still considers himself a beginner and insists on smurfing some more instead of playing against more capable opponents.
Should I just kill myself not show up? The joint is three hours away and since it's winter it's probably raining too.
Also, without consulting me first the organizers decided to pair me up with a 11yo child to play mixed doubles and I kinda don't want to do that.







 >>/23195/
they pressured you, you signed anyway, and now you won’t show up? somehow you’re even more introverted than i am. if i were in your place i would just show up, play the game, probably lose, and go home.

and next time i would just have a excusse ready or just claim i would lose anyways etc


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 >>/23202/
but he'd lose 6 hours of his day + the time waiting for his match to begin, getting stomped in his match and then having to play the duo so probably upwards of 8-9 hours
the tourney is far enough out that cancelling now isnt going to impact them in any way


holy fuck if forsen finally boots up terraria again I will cry tears of joy, my life would not get better for the rest of the decade
please Franz 'Sebastian "Forsen" Fors' Peter... will it to be true

holy fuck if forsen finally boots up kcd 2 again I will cry tears of joy, my life would not get better for the rest of the decade
please Franz 'Sebastian "Forsen" Fors' Peter... will it to be true

holy fuck if tenshi finally boots up Sonic Movie 2 again I will cry tears of joy, my life would not get better for the rest of the decade
please Ella... will it to be true



lowkey the latest kindahardgolf maps have been fucking disgustingly shitty
I try it like twice or thrice a week and not a single one has been even remotely fun. always some boring mechanic where you gotta squeeze through the equivalent of a squirrels asshole just to lose 15 swings



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omg eureka, I've solved it! What geckomin just needs to do is post his email and allow for janitor applications and then get a team of 3-4 moderators to help clean up his chennel
Why didnt I think of this sooner?? It couldve changed everything














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blogpost Sometimes I am at a loss as to how my brain reasons. I am very tired right now, yawning and having micro sleeps in my chair and what not, and I have like 90 minutes left on the show Im watching that I wanna finish today before I sleep. My brain considers this a good time to just chug through the series and then go to bed afterwards instead of just going to bed now and waking up 2 hours earlier than planned and watching it then, striking while the iron is hot and setting myself up for a good sleep schedule while I'm at it

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 >>/23225/
> would simply not read my mail
I use Thunderbird (mail client), it makes it much less sucky if I feel like checking my mail. 
I would definitely forget otherwise. 
 >>/23227/
Crazy that Ash is still going. I would go on a memberberry rant but honestly it don't matter. 
 >>/23228/
There's nothing strange about that. Whenever I feel sufficiently engrossed or focused on something I don't feel sleepy either.














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cant believe I wasnt invited to the new secret domain club and forsen said he wasnt going to play terraria because he didnt want to start a big playthrough game
one more loss in my life and I will start furryposting again 💔




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Spotify Wrapped is out. 

> 32779 minutes listened
> 412 genres.
> Top genre: Soundtrack
> 3971 songs listened to
> Top songs (in order): Changeling by DJ Shadow, Sola Sistim & Best Mamgu Ever by Underworld, Dream Machine by Mark Farina and Tamikurasou (民倉荘) from Monogatari
> 220 albums listened to
> Top albums: Minecraft - Volume Alpha and Beta by C418, Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow, Five Leaves Left and Bryter Later by Nick Drake
> 994 unique artists listened to
> Top 5 artists: C418, Nick Drake, 物語シリーズ(Monogatari Series), DJ Shadow, Underworld
> Top 0,5% of global listeners to C418

And that concludes today's entry in the "Posts that could've stayed unposted" collection

they sequenced hitlers DNA from a blood stain on his sofa and it turns out he mightve had kallmann syndrome which lead to him 1 of his testicles not dropping and him having a micropenis
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 >>/23295/
it's just annoying to do, a herculian task to begin and I spend too much energy making sure every single inch has been scrubbed. then afterwards I end up sitting sometimes for hours in just underwear because I cba putting clothes on despite freezing
Never liked showering. when I was a kid I would always take ages to get in the shower as well








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 >>/23289/
i looked at my twitch recap and i was shocked at how many hours watched i have, it's in 4 figures and made me a bit sick when i saw it, i mostly use twitch streams as background noise while i'm doing other stuff on my pc, but it made me rethink how i spend my time. am I going to change my behaviour? of course not
also i was excited what the kiwis prepared for the new poe2 season but it looks like a skip, the kiwis are really bad at overpromising and never delivering, the expanded campaign fucking blows too

 >>/23288/
i've been seeing tenshi clips on my fyp lately and to be honest i really don't get why people like her, she is vulgar and loud and plays into the pit meme way too much tbh, she also plays league, the worst game ever made, which ruined countless lives including mine. i also dont like her british accent, the best piece of british media produced ever is mr.bean, and he doesn't speak for a reason
also, i don't understand why, but i don't follow a single female streamer, dunno if it's some twitch specific misogyny affliction i caught because i watched female twitch streamers being reduced to an object which reckful would then quest, but in general i don't think there is a single interesting female streamer

 >>/23303/
what lessons are there to be learned? i have no desire to watch it because from what i've seen it's shilled by the worst people imaginable and the premise from what i know is cringe


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 >>/23304/
Good morning Sulking Sally, ignore the hater above we all like you here.
> 4 figures on twitch
If youtube tracked how many hours I spent on there, it'd be in the 5 figures, don't worry about it, we all need some background noise slop to get through the day.
> tenshi
It is no surprise that her streams have gotten worse and more boring and her viewercount had 5x'd from when I watched her. She isn't particularly funny, nor insightful, I couldn't tell you why anyone wants to watch league, especially low ranked league. Take away the facecam and she drops to sub 100 viewers, it's just indians that think they have a chance with a british rose.
> Just be 6'3 and immortal 2
brutal, brutal
> i don't think there is a single interesting female streamer
uhhhhhhh, we'll leave that question to top gecko scientists.


what's on the !docket for the day?



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 >>/23304/
Primarily that your situation won't ever change unless you will it to be so. Nobody can come save you nor can they fix you. 
I will however disregard this and simply wait for someone just as bad as me to come save me in an effort to make herself feel better about her situation, because mine is more pitiable

Thinking about it, that is part of why I liked Goodnight Punpun as well.




















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 >>/23326/
> I've also always thought jazz music needs more witch cackles
Those are the cackles of the N.H.K.; The Nekochen-Hating Kinfolk. They are present in the shadows of everything, patiently waiting for opportunities to ruin your life by making small changes to set plans in order to throw a wrench in the otherwise well-oiled machine that would be your future.





The /fit/ thinktank never ceases to disappoint
> The hatred of thick people is based on the subconscious fear of skinny people that in the event of warfare and/or disaster, thick people will kill them and eat them. I think it's impossible to fight this fear, it's part of the human instincts of self-preservation. It's especially very scary when a thick person is also tall.








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 >>/23341/
And you a FART SMELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
No but apparently I have good pronounciation but I also know that Japanese people will give out compliments to save face of both parties involved so I am not that quick to trust it. 
Today was decent and tomorrow will be alright. Then it is back to deskrotting until Christmas 💪 I will restart AND finish Cowboy Bebop
 >>/23339/
learnt any new fun signs?












 >>/23353/
> situation is grim
💀💀💀💀💀
> spoiler
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
 >>/23351/
If you're asking if host is up, it is not, I was doing something but shit didn't compile and I was too tired to get it working yesterday so tomorrow it is.





 >>/23358/
> forgot the 'you'
phil sign

but sure, I'll do that :D
after thinking about it and sleeping, she is NOT into me, she just spoke to me to correct me on something I was signing incorrectly and then happened to walk home the same way (not weird 90% of us live in the same direction)



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REMINDER TO ALL NEKOJIN. Madoka Magica: Walpurgisnacht Rising is releasing in FEBRUARY next year. Therefore, there will be a marathon viewing of the Madoka Magica series and movie sometime before then, either in January or February. Attendance is mandatory. More information will be released soon.
















 >>/23373/
More like by December 2026, it's AC1, AC2, AC2 brotherhood, AC2 revelations, AC3, AC4 black lag (stopped playing there), AC5 Rogue, AC6 Unity, AC7 Syndicate, AC8 Origins, AC9 Odyssey, AC10 Valhalla, AC11 Mirage, AC12 Shadows and that's not counting spinoff games


 >>/23379/
Well, I got through the AC1, AC2, brotherhood, revelations and black lag in like 2 months, if I really wanted to get through them fast it would be more like a month.
I doubt all of those can be completed faster than like 3 months unless you wanna grind them like the poe meth addict level gameplay per day time.





If we were on the guca, let it be known, I would post the most kino voice post imaginable because I am like 14 beers down
instead i will return home and post wazzup Beijing

























 >>/23408/
after watching her play for the first time, I realized she is never going to climb

> 50% of the game is her reading chat
> 20% changing the song
> 20% grey screen
> 10% walking down mid and missing every ability possible, even R
















I saw a therian at the store the other day. I was going to ask them if they were a therian when I saw their mask but then I remembered how old I am and quickly realized that I shouldn't be asking those kinds of things




















 >>/23445/
Yea something broke, I'll fix it later sorry about that.
Believe me when I say that while doing this migration ANYTHING that could go wrong went wrong. Even here I am, having everything set up pretty much identically as back on shami and it still spits out some stupid error about S3 bucket and I'll have to fix that too.
Thankfully today I have a lot more free time but I have 0 idea how long tracking the issue will take.




 >>/23447/
Yes
 >>/23449/
I might change those in the future, honestly making the codebase work was top priority so far.

It seems to be working but if you guys find anything that's not, tell me, it was working locally fine enough but who knows what it'll do on AWS.





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