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 >>/7356/
I didn't understand how King Crimson worked, or how Gold Experience Requiem 2: The Sith Lords worked. Part 5 was where JoJos officially jumped the shark in powerwank.

zomg only cyuuuuuute britbongfus posted so far this bread, I hope nobody ruins it by posting coal.





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 >>/7361/
Sorry for the slow reply, just got off a long shift working the 'cord moderation mines. Banning cave dwellers, kay (softysaeran) posters and reminding nekos to take they meds.

It's a tough job, but some neko has to do it, and I'm happy to step up to the plate, because I know that more plates = more dates.



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arrived at the pre-seminar group work this morning to find out that I have not only one of the incredibly pretty, almost wifeable-on-the-spot worthy, girls I've been day dreaming about in my group but also another girl that is somewhat cute and a third girl who I initially was unsure if I found her cute or not (and the semen demon portuguese girl but she was 50 minutes late and I dont like her anymore nor is she relevant to this blogpost)
We ended up splitting into 3 groups of 3 and I was in the group with the girl I was undecided whether or not she was cute. 
Turns out: she has an incredibly pretty voice, gets prettier the more you look at her, her eyes glisten when they look at you and her breaking into smiles when she's figuring something out is so nice to see
It kinda felt flirtatious at times (when the third wheel was off to eat lunch and we finished up our part of the assignment) how she kept saying stuff like "Thank you, Neko, without you we wouldn't be able to (bla bla)" and other praises and stuff, or when she leaned in and whispered to me asking the name of the third wheel girl whose name she had forgotten
Can't wait to daydream about this possibly serbian/croatian or otherwise eastern yuropeon girl and never have it lead anywhere 💪

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 >>/7365/
Just ask her on a date to go ice skating, what have you got to lose?

> show up 15 min early due to bus
> ask bossman if I can clock in 15min early and then just clock out 15min early
> NO. YOU CAN ONLY WORK IN YOUR CONTRACTED HOURS.
Okay, guess who is gonna get the latest bus possible every day from now on.

I'm literally working entirely independently,  it makes no fucking difference if I start and end a little earlier because I happen to get here a bit earlier.
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Just ask her on a date to go ice skating, what have you got to lose?

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 >>/7366/
>   >>/7365/ (you)
>  Just ask her on a date to go ice skating, what have you got to lose?
Yeah sorry buddy but that is not allowed. It breaks the sacred rule of the neko brotherhood (and sister rekington) which states that no neko shall ever possess the confidence to ask a girl out









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AMOTHER DAY GETTING HOME LIKE 45 MINUTES LATE BECAUSE I MISS A BUS ABD THUS MISS A BUS.

I WAS AT WORK 20 MINUTES EARLY. JUST LET MR FUCKING START SND FINISHCA FEW MINUTES EARLY ABD SAVR HOURS OF MY LIFE RVERY WEEK FROM THIS BUS HOME DHIT








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had to catch an alt bus (read: I love alt bitches i've got a fucking problem), led to me having a ten minute walk home IN THE SNOW but i still arrived 10 minutes earlier than if i'd just waited for the norman bus I take

yes, it's fucking snowing. PLEASE do not use this information to doxx me, it's only snowing in Skegness in all of Europe right now.
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me and some friends made a trickshotting montage on MW2 back in the day xD


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 >>/7385/
I'm just annoyed because it is a [TOK RELATED] and my bumbaclaaaart bossman is a wasteman, ya get me? sitting on his fat arse, filling out emails, googling shemales, denying ya big G's request to get off early and catch the early bus. fam's toes are freezing yeah








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Saw a 90 minute video on youtube about this MTF tranny who allegedly has done some dodgy shit, didn't watch it, got 2 minutes in and couldn't stand the narrator, but found it hilarious that even in everything, they will still call this literally hitler a woman, because you can't be hecking transphobic.




















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 >>/7411/
Actually now that I've read into it, I support Starmer in this. We don't NEED £1 million+ farming estates. Don't want to pay the inheritance tax? Sell off some land, get other people out of the city and into the countryside. 

Farmers have these massive plots of land, a lot of wealth and ZERO inheritance tax? Fuck off. 

I suggest we move all the refugees to farms. Win-win.

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 >>/7414/
Is it some kind of inheritance tax exemption? If so then yea, not very fair that farmers are exempt just because, although it depends.
If implementing the tax would mean that there will be more consolidation (under for example some umbrella of banks or investors or whatever) it might not be very smart.

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I'd be fully behind the tax if the money went into a fund that existed to support farmers. We've been beaten over the head recently with media about how farmers struggle to maintain a profit. An inheritence tax on the biggest estates, that trickles down to help struggling farmers can only be a good thing.

Source: Knew a girl at university who came from a farming family. They paid her tuiton upfront, she drove a brand new range rover and was an annoying SLAG.

Sauce: Ketchup


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> ☆ #AMYROSE !!
#cosplay #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #amyrosecosplay #amyroseedit #xyzbca #gaming #game #gamecosplay #soniccosplay #anime #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplayergirl #animegirl

DO NOT GET IT TWISTED.

Life is Wonderful and Acid will continue to upload cute cosplay tiktoks until the heat death of the universe.

Every action is opposed by an equal reaction of the same magnitude in the opposite direction. So if you just be kind, don't be a negative neko, smile through the pain and do your daily pushups, you will be insured a cosplayer gf before April 6th 2025. Or 3.8 billion people will die on roblox.

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Only 3,8 billion people will die on roblox? I heard it was almost 5 billion people that would die as predicted on the blizzard world of warcraft forums during the cataclysm expansion on the 8th13th of april 2011 or maybe it was 2012


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 >>/7420/
Numbers schizo will always be in my heart. It's a shame he didn't follow us here, instead there's literally one guy who chooses to just make very obvious, singular, low quality posts once a fortnite.
> FUCKING SHITHOLE
fricking slowhole*
FTFY




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 >>/7424/
It's a nice fan forum though. Better to spend your life refreshing a small website with mostly good posts and mostly good people than f5ing your instagram home page or scrooooooooolling reels.
> calamity
I still haven't beaten any of the mech bosses, FUCK YOU for telling me to go to hardcore mode to 'build faster'










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 >>/7434/
yeah but ruru was not brapzilian (hence why boni mogs her (no vaccine has yet been developed to save a poor tokfu from the lethal bonimog)) thus she had the genetic ability to be interested in kpop boys










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> on the bus
> it's below freezing
> one guy gets on, sits behind me abs opens the window above me
> wait 5 minutes
> close the window because it's cold and every other window is closed for a reason
> he IMMEDIATELY  re opens it
> turn around
> black guy dressed in full face mask with hood up gear
Racism is a learned trait.






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In the lord of the rings, the forces of good were natural, heroic and human figures that embodied good, freedom and every aspect of Evropean virtue.
The bad guys were gender golems spawned from dirt.

Broke Gyatt Club wife has sided with the forces of mordor, and I am too Frodo pilled to simp for that any longer.

Which is to say, she's friends with some of the most annoying people at transsloppa club, so I shrimply couldn't date her, because I'd have to hang out with people I dislike.
> made plans to play X with her and some other people today
> she skipped out to worship the eye of sauron
It's over, albion has fallen, the heroes' guild is no more.


Hey Presto, Insaneo Majesto's new boyfriend has also illuminated for me the cosmic horror of dating such an individual, from extreme displays of PDA, to very cringy public discord enforced flirting, to he (himmler) going fully non-verbal in the middle of a game last sunday, I wouldn't have the fucking patience for this.

Well, I would have the patience for it is the worst part, i'd grit my teeth and bare with it so I could break up with himmler at the next available opportunity, rather than confronting goebbels on how the desert campaign is failing.


Is my post adequeately gibberish? For some odd, paranoid reason I have been worried that people at BGC might somehow see my posts. In which case, my obfuscation is irrelevant, I have said much worse things, I've called most of them fat insane trannies, this is just an artifact of me having a crush on a girl and being paranoid I'd screw it up. Me being attracted to a girl wouldn't be the killing blow, me calling her friends obese autistic trannies would likely be the Bee (queencel) all and end all of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7CVGDPqnZj8

In all seriousness, considering whom someone is friends with is a fairly important part of considering to date them. I don't exactly think the people she hangs out with are bad, but I wouldn't be able to put up with them. The at most, 8 hours a week I'm around them is enough, any future attempts to be around her, that would include certain BGC people I'm not a fan of would be bad.

Therefore, I have given up on BGCwife, and will now just be a gay hermit neko, Ennis Delmar style.

Played a fun game at BGC today, took like 3 hours, but I enjoyed myself. Hung out with BGC girl, and some of the newer people, honestly, only one minor complaint and that is one guy who kept coming up to the tbale to tell us about how epic his d&d game is.
woah... your character went insane and then got knocked out? shiver me fucking timbers. i bet he'll find the one piece next. I. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT. YOUR. D&D. SLOPPA.
le epic random encounter where 3 kobolds in a trench coat buttfucked my character whilst covered in cheese.
STOP. D&D5E WAS A MISTAKE I HATE CRITICAL ROLE I HATE MATTHEW MERCER I HAT










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 >>/7460/
Life is only worth living if you have an acid tier gf. If you're single, it doesn't matter.
This post is not true, life is wonderful, keep on a happy face nekos, only 2 days until it's caturday and we watch a movie movie movie :D










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 >>/7469/
Mercury
Wenus
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Earth
Wars
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Paturn
Oupiter
Neptune
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 >>/7467/
Neko... I'm afraid she's rathearted... It's over.
> work quiz
I am glad I never went into the bingo industry, these mandatory work socials would make me want to KYS myself.



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> Im bigger than my mom so the "i" means jupiter is bigger than the "mom" which is mercury
I GOOGLED THE PHRASE AND THERE'S 0 RESULTS, YOU JUST MADE THIS THE SPRUCE UP.
this line laughed me though
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> neko can't stop thinking about my anus













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This parody is not from the perspective of a neko, or perhaps it is, but you will catch on the further in you get
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo 

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

"Sir we have a report that a man was typing in gibberish
And we pulled it up and he said he was from bbg
And he said there was gonna be a jihad in nekomerica
With some high value targets, some very high value targets
But when we checkеd it out
It was just a hundred million pictures of bonbis."

Thе oldneko nodded and said
"This means something, this is important. We need to save this
We need to save these bonbis
Get some extra hard drives and get a usb stick
We got some work to do, we gotta save all these buttholes."

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

Deep in Neko in a rectangular tok thread
Filled up by cats, a Truthseeker man asks you a question
"How many posters are we at war with right now?"
You start to count on your fingers
You start to name the posters
But he laughs and says, you're gonna need more hands

A young man just given top secret clearance
Is seated at a computer labeled 'top secret clearance' and he types
His password in
His screen begins to fill with bonbis and bonkers
More and more bonbis, more and more bonkers
So he calls the supervisor
And the supervisor says
"That's what we do here, those might be terrorist bonbis."

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin

I sent a pic of my testicals
Sent a shit tribute to the admin roles
Then I ban evaded with my telephone
Paparazzi flash at the funeral
Nobody died when Bonbi lied
But we'll never got to see her joy online
Emiru never got to see my brown eye
Perineum, with a brown line

I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomin on it
I put a hundred thousand pictures of my 'fu on the internet
So the nekofags can cry 'bout it
And try to keep an eye on it
Maybe call the nekomiiin






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oh yeah this log of wood is the size of 47 of my decently-sized but still individually variable feet in length, 52 and 17/32ths of the length of my thumbnail and weighs about 833 medium sized stones with somewhat rough edges made out of compact rock composite with low levels of limestone and andesite. said rocks are not to be too big and cumbersome to carry or manipulate but not small enough to where using them as a measure of displacement would be a labouring and tedious activity. this is a logical way of measuring things

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Personally my only gripe with stone, aside from not caring about imperial at all so the only reason I've learned some was because I was in Murrican circles for a while, is that it's fucking 14 pounds.
Why 14? Who knows, it's the most arbitrary dumbass idea, since 14 is divisible only by 7 and 2, as opposed to making it 12 (for divisibility) or 10 (because of decimal counting system)







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 >>/7500/
> is that the movie you watched today
That was indeed a part of the movie we watched today yes. It is a very old webm but known enough that I was actually surprised Mr Streamer didn't know about it.



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> spoiler
I'm surrounded by alley cats. Maybe I'm just an oldhead, but I distinctly remember going over to my grandparents' house in 1998, because they had a computer, and one of the first sites I logged onto was neko.

This was back when neko had free browser games, I spent hours playing Meet N Fuck: Space Captain and Meet n Fuck: Detective on neko when I was a kid. Now, over 25 years of posting later, I think the site culture has changed.

It's time I hang up my toks, and stop posting forever.

See ya space cowboy.





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2025 will actually be the year of the neko in the chinese calender.

All nekos will get girlfriends.
All nekos will lose and or gain weight.
There'll be parodies every week.
Streamerneko will streamerneko horror games and all will laughed at his girlish cries.
Numbers schizo will return and write funny posts.
Adam Obama will stream once more.




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taking supplements is kinda fun
like, the act itself of taking them is a fun experience to me. I kinda wanna just sit and eat capsules now and then for enjoyment but that sounds like a weird thing to do





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Arcane might be mid, and League might be the worst video game ever made, but we can all agree that Jinx cosplays are great.

Thank you riot games.
Thank you korea.
Thank you the guy who invented mobas.







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YOUTUBE SLOPPA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Makes sense that Patrician watches Warlockracy tbh, I feel their styles are kind of similar? Well at least it seems like Warlock wouldn't make him angry



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I didn't get distracted by youtube sloppa, at 5 minutes past 7, aka normal movie time I went to twitch, saw the movie wasn't happening and then got distracted by youtube sloppa.

I assumed Mr Streamer, aka Movie Neko, aka Mr Streamer, was gonna stream a movie. But HE streamed on friday instead >:(
Maybe he streamed on friday because my life is wonderful post made it seem like I was gonna stream on caturday. Furhaps I have caused my own downfall.

I'm sorry, probably due to my own posts there wasn't a movie this caturday, feel free to blame me. I'm still working on the My Femboy Roommate stream though, it's coming in 2025!





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I think the 20 minutes long discussion on his backstory was going a bit far. I used to like his videos but ever since the Oblivion video he's really been padding the runtime.
> He's still talking about how world of warcraft invented futanari porn
> it's been 10 minutes


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I'm about 2 hours deep, played Project Zomboid whilst listening. Pretty decent day of PZgrinding. Got a nice base slightly out of the city, generator, stocked up on fuel, working car. Literally months worth of food stockpiled in freezers.

Probably need to give myself a goal before I get bored.











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oh well, that just means you have more time to go back to flirting with bgcgirl and talk to her about how paw patrol actually is copaganda meant to denigrate the working class and impose classist indoctrination onto kids











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FUCK YOU for being one of the two FUCK YOU-worthy FUCKERS but also FUCK YOU for not telling me which one of them you are
FUCK YOU

blogpost: I finished the NieR anime and the first season of Made In Abyss
The latter of the two is absolute. furry. kino.



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 >>/7559/
There are aspects of my life that aren't in control, like my parents and home situation, but me living at home IS something I can control.

I've seen that the cleaning job I work at, has morning shifts available. I've figured, if I can get an apartment or room within walking distance, I could double my hours and effectively lose very little time, whilst earning twice as much. I already work 3 hours a day and spend nearly 3 hours commuting. If I changed to working 6 hours a day, with 30 minutes of walking, I'd be making half decent money, living on my own, and free from one of the biggest mood killers in my life which is something I lack control over.

Will I miss the 2 hours on the bus, browsing 4chan and reading fanfics? A little. But it'll be worth it when I can drop 50 swifted a week to Tenshillion.


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Grammar no longer matters to me, I have the ability to cease the future. To sea my own future. To diamond dozen.

But in all seriousness, doubling my working hours but moving closer to my job so I can walk there is just a genius play, I will be paid twice as much to essentially do the same hours.







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I've told you about my job, I sit on my ass and read fanfictions for half my shift.
I will be replacing 2 and a half hours of reading fanfictions on the bus and waiting for the bus, with an extra 3 hours of 'work', which means 1 hour and 30 minutes of work.

I'll get paid twice as much, to at most, work 2 more hours a day. The commute back home is the most draining part of the shift. One late bus and I'm 45 minutes late home, it's soul crushing, like if bonbibonkers sat on your soul.

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For that matter it would actually be a useful seminar but this is legit just "is it morally right that private individuals can (technically) buy turdistani videos from the court system?" (legal loophole to get legal cave vids due to a constitutional right we have, possibly closed down in a patch since this is about a few cases from 1993)

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> is it philosophically good that people could obtain case material that was/is illegal to possess
Yea I don't know, that requires a real big thinker, maybe if I think about it real hard I'll manage to come to some kind of conclusion...
I understand the premise, there's even some gray area there like for example it might not be legal to possess cracked software and it can be treated as evidence in specific cases, but I would expect for the lawmakers to think about ramifications of sharing absolutely everything.



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tok related. FUCK YOU and good morning to all the nekos, do not get it twisted, life is wonderful, the sun is shining, we are all gonna make it, GeoWizard will release a new straightline mission in the next 3 months, Warlockracy has a Troonout: New Gender video coming up next, Keir Starmer's days in office are numbered, screenshot this post and send it to 5 friends and you will have good luck and many girlfriends in 2025!




















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Some He/Himmler posted a screenshot in the BGC discord of they/themmler using ClaudeGPT to write xir chemistry assignment for xim.

The next generation is already cooked, first year university assignments (you literally just have to submit SOMETHING to pass) and they're already relying on Claude. The future of science is dead, humanity is dead, we've got 30 years left at most before some head of state gives AI control over the nuclear launch codes.

> where's the soul
There isn't any, but people that spit out and spam these AI genned slop do not care, they are not creative people, they have never made anything. It's not much, but the goofy song parodies a few of us here write, the original neko content, that's more than 95% of humanity does creatively. Most people just wake up, then wage up, all veggies no eggs, hit the gym all chest no legs.

It's acabou.

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Turns out I am visibly older than 18 because the somewhat cute girl working the cahs register at the pharmacy didn't even begin to think about asking me for ID when I bought non-prescription meds
She must've been a crazy young pharmacist, didn't look older than 23 tbh

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> a few of us
Turns out I am textually fatter than 18 stone because the somewhat cute neko working the megu mines at the nekoplace didn't 3ven begin to think about referring to me as a singular when I posted non-creative parodies
He must've been a crazy hung miner, didn't look smaller than 23 tbh

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> hit the gym all chest no legs.
Yea I wish people were actually hitting the gym, instead it's ozempic this, eat like a pig that...
I still have some hope for counterculture in the younger generation but it's fading.
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Yea I dunno, never have been asked for ID at the pharmacy. I don't even think it's common to do that here, when I was underage I've gone to get OTC drugs and never have been asked either.
If you don't get asked for ID while buying alchywhole then it's over.





















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fell in love with another tiktok news caster
she is so pretty, bros... total joyous femboy with really pretty blonde short hair
cant post because it doxxes my dog but... bros...
searched her name up and she goes to my uni its so acabou


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 >>/7619/
> Yea buddy I think you should hit her up, just do it.
< oh yeah I saw you on tiktok doing a report for the newspaper. I know you go to a different department but do you wanna watch brapzilian movies (in portuguese and with no english subs) with me??????
would work....right?


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> would work....right?
Yeap, 100%, she's going to GET INSTANTLY SOAKED Actually though it might not be the worst idea, at least it might make her laughed
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Naurrrrrrrr, he's confirmed ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GAY
WHY DOES HE POST GAY STUFF ALL THE TIME?






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Life is Torment, I go to BGC, home of the nerds and the virgins, to be with my kin. Yet I see fricking breeders hugging, kissing and getting all lovey dovey.

I hate breeders so much, can't they go for a few hours without rubbing their romantic bliss in the faces of us incels, truecels, nekocels and queencels?

I'm gonna show them. Once I hit the gym and become a Charles Chadington, then all the females will want me, and I will reject them.

But first, to cope with the pain of feeling lonely I picked up a small box of 24 donuts. This first one is double chocolate :D






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There are gimmicks within
There are gimmicks without
Try to catch the reference in a paper cup
There's a big get ahead
Many big gets are lost
But you'll never see the end of the thread
While you're posting with me

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the turd caves in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

There's a hole in my heart
and I filled it with fus
My tok collection is causing me suspicion
But there's no Snoo
In the 'chen thread today
Tales of Emory and Kay
''But you turn right over to the Tenshi page

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the turd caves in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm vagrant again
Like the ticks of a clock
And I'm counting the days till the movie night starts
Only slowposts ahead
Post a tiktok or two
Get to know the feeling of gimmickpostan and release

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the turd caves in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

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FUCK YOU

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Thank you for posting on this site neko, another great parody by the parody master.

Will you be streaming a movie on saturday? If not, I have a few documentaries I'm interested in watching that I'd stream (Louis Theroux sloppa) but if you've got an idea you should stream instead :)










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If Bonbi was all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen cute tokfus in every way
And I see cute tokfus every day
Fatfus spanning beyond my sight
And a million simps all up spamming her likes
We don't have to be high to look at a pie
and know that a fatfu's mouth is opened wide
Look at the Funkys, Brees, the cuckold bees''
And everyone posting from Albion, please
Fat tokfus they look like dogs
Wide necked giraffes, like hippos or hogs
And I've seen ~eighty-five thousand people
All in one thread, posting as equals
Pure magic is five toks in one bid
and I've seen rares that would shock your eyelids
Abbles isnt a troon, and she's from Mars
The Milky Way, she's riding shooting stars
OF hoes, (You)r tokfu blows
Laughed a little joke and culture grows
Emory Pack? Your post's been hid
All those you post fucking look like kids
Fucking claudeposts should go down the drain
There's enough cancer here to blow your brains
I gave an @ to a caveposter back in the day
He tried to doxx my tokfu, she ran away
And gimmicks are magic, pure and clean
You can make them and post them but they can't be mean

Gimmicks are all magic
(Are you a believer in nekoposts)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)
It's just there in the thread
(Are you a believer in nekoposts)
Pure motherfucking gimmicks
Right?
This shit'll blow your mothafuckin mind
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)

Gimmicks are a lot like love, they're all a feeling
And it fills the thread, from the start to the ending
I see nekoposts all around me
Stop and look around, they're all astounding
Megus, Tokfus, gems and dirt
Fucking #d10, how does it work?
And I don't wanna talk to a dietist
Ya'll motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Comfy posts in stormy weather
Five of us oldnekos all together
And I love my fu for giving me this
Toks in my feed, taking nothing for granted
I seen an uggofu turn into a cutiepie
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Chazrick's little posts are kinda faggy
and his tiktok fus look kinda haggy
Gimmickposts each and everywhere you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This thread is yours for (You) to explore
There's nothing but gimmickposts beyond your door
This neko board is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this shit creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Toks, toes, the BGC hoes
The enigmas of the world, mysteries the most
Just open thread, and it ain't no way
To ignore the gimmickposts of every day

Nekos everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in nekoposts)
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize nekoposts)
So many nekoposts, oldneko nekoposts)

I couldve watched so many episodes of my epic galactic wars anime tonight before sleeping but tonight I have chosen another path











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 >>/7655/
You wouldn't get it, those people are AI OBSESSED, they don't understand that if the question is hard to look up that the chance of AI hallucinating up shit rises up exponentially.
AI can solve an integral for me? WELL SHIT I BET IT CAN ANSWER EVERYTHING NOW
Except for the 90% of the times where I've faced a tougher question that cannot be answered by a quick search and AI just made up shit that had nothing to do with reality






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 >>/7661/
I was going to make a joke post by pasting your post into chatgpt and replying with whatever it shat out but halfway through reading what it responded I got bored so yea...
I HATE THE AI
I HATE THE AI
I HATE THE AI









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Yo listen up here's a post
About a neko who lives in a slowhole
And day and all night
And everything he scrapes
Is just mid like him
Inside and outside

Mid his fu with the mid little cosplays and a mid cat pet
And everything is mid for him
And himself and everyneko around
Cus he ain't got nobody to +2


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added some brapzilian on discord and wrote with him a bit
apparently I annoy him greatly because I type like a "dumbass zoomer / favela-dweller" and that i need to cease with my favelado language at once HAHAAH we are so fucking back
Not that this is a good thing – it would probably piss off portugato as well – but it means that I am doing a good job learning and imitating natural communication





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 >>/7677/
yeah neko I have already mentioned that I have read it and thats why I was so depressed back last winter season (around december january)
reading that, cozied up in my room with a big cup of tea and with the minecraft volume beta soundtrack very quiently tocando in my ears was one of the comfiest experiences I have had probably since I slept in the same bed with a woman and her soft skin laid atop my chest slowly expanding and contracting as she deeply breathes in her sleep
anyways I was getting sidetracked for a bit. Goodnight Punpun was really nice but it shattered me and only strengthened my deep despair of tfwnogf. Planning on reading it again in portuguese when I finish reading the other mangos I plan on reading
Also, didnt I show the boni aiko edit I made on stream?

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> that second line
fuck you. I had just gotten away from my daily sadness spiral and you just HAD to remind me that the last time I was close with a woman was TEN (ten) years ago. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. 
> edit
was that an edit??? it didn't look edited to me.

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 >>/7679/
for me? 4 years in january
the last time it meant something? was 6 years this october
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> was that an edit??? it didn't look edited to me.
I didnt post it now because posting it would DOXX me but I showed it on stream and I think you called it cringe










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played 2 games, got 2 more scarves for my collection.

5 card games where you can play up to 3 cards DO exist. must be a rule they put on or something. 5 card games were way more fun, there's actual strategy to it.

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 >>/7690/
> I start watching the stream
> he immediately turns it off
Yea okay I see how it is BUDDY
> there's actual strategy to it
I think the biggest problem (I assume it's like town of salem just furry) is that it's just played with randoms on the net, which is most of the time not as good as playing with a stable crew and makes it almost impossible to bluff properly

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I turned it off because nobody was watching and the stream started doing that "lag out for 2 minutes" bit, like 5 minutes in, so I figured bad internet day anyway
> town of salem just furry
HOLY. KINO. why hasn't anyone made this yet? Wood Bee good.

but yeah I agree, I can't ever go back to town of salem now that I've played with the BGC Sunday group, in the town of salem-like they play on sundays, except it's in person and it's not just "role?" "oh im lookout" "no I'M LOOKOUT FUCK YOU"


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> stream will be live at THIS SPECIFIC TIME
> even delays it 15 minutes
> noneko shows up
> stream ends
> "woah i just got here where's the stream"
FUCK. YOU. ALL.

i am NOT playing furry sexooo bar anymore. I am a "My Femboy Roommate" streamer from now on. The game was removed from steam due to a line of dialogue suggesting the femboy is underage, I cannot purchase it now...



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neko be like
> let me put some weird ass time when NO NORMAL PERSON is awake
> oh, theyre not here INSTANTALY? RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
meanwhile Amaury be like
> let me play the same cool video game for HOURS just to entertain my nekos
> casually gets 3rd place like a BAOWS

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 >>/7696/
I thought noice is just a twitch competitor just with more brainrot included, not any "free speech" thing.
I know there are probly some sites that would probably allow you to do it but those are alt-right "branded".

On the other hand, I've just checked noice and it has a total of 9 streams going on right now. Guess that Tenshi collaboration didn't pan out.


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 >>/7698/
As soon as her paid contract ended, she never mentioned Noice again. It's probably just a shitty tech startup, they've gotten investors in, used that money to rent semi-popular streamers, who immediately bailed because Noice doesn't have high viewership or a reliable way to make money.

Twitch/YouTube are the ONLY platforms to stream on and that's the tea sis.
 >>/7697/
> cool video game
I enjoyed the tournament but watching Bloons Tower Defence 6 for an entire afternoon wasn't very cool




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turns out this black friday nonsense shit is backfiring on companies
the marketing budget is said to be 2x as large during november compared to any other month and the sales on friday itself increases by 150% compared to any other regular day but the week(s) leading up to black friday sees such shopping drop-off that the total increase in sales is just 7% over all

 >>/7703/
 yeah but i listen more cus she is cute, young and has a nice voice

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found a cute little rpg game that you can play coop or singleplayer and i tried the (singleplayer) demo and it was fun
wish i had friends to play this game with... it has big tittied shortstack furries in it but the gameplay itself was why i liked it

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wait wtf why did furry games pop off so hard this year
> Liar's Bar
> Webfishing
> ATLYSS (this was the game I was talking about in my previous post)
> Rabbit & Steel
> On Your Tail
> Pseudoregalia (released mid 2023 but close enough)
fury haters?? our response?



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 >>/7704/
> black friday
Makes sense, though I wouldn't be sure about it since that kind of requires for people to be more responsible with their money.
I guess economic downturn is as good as time as ever for it to happen though.
> yeah but i listen more cus she is cute, young and has a nice voice
> he's propagating the beautiful person halo effect
SIMP ALERT
 >>/7706/
> fury haters
I don't play diablo and I definitely would not be playing barb, it sucks.
 >>/7707/
Not a furrykek but I was trying to play new Factorio DLC thing.
It seems like furry games lost on neko...







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> tenshi goes live with the title "immortal solo queue :D"
> when i get home and go on twitch the title is "5 stacking with friends (oh no)"
> check her tracker
> she literally played ONE (1!) game solo then started duoing
CARRIED DIAMOND








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 >>/7723/
No. I opened up Amazon Prime Video one day and it was on the front page. I had heard zero discussion of the film before then, in the days between seeing it, and playing it, I learned it was based on a manga by chainsoy man guy





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 >>/7726/
Sometimes I have to order things through Amazon, I don't keep a Prime subscription rolling. I order so infrequently that I usually get given an offer when I come back, like pay 99p for a week of prime (free delivery, faster delivery and 99p is cheaper than the actual delivery cost).








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 >>/7735/
You should keep your pulse on stuff for a month or 2 before buying especially if you're going for something that is not an immediate need.
Don't you have sites that track good offers? I've got one in my country.
Although if you want to just buy some mic under 50 uro then it's much easier and IIRC there was one like that that's not the worst, barring using the usual zalman zm-mic1













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 >>/7749/
You've reminded me that I never tried Marmite, I should do that someday, even if it tastes bad, just for the "experience".
Pretty sure it's not like wasabi or something where it's probably just bad and not worth it.



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 >>/7751/
I generally like umami stuff (soy sauce, msg, mushrooms) and I'm not against salty stuff either, so I don't think I would hate it but I dunno.
Someday... I'll make sure to tell you when I finally remember to order some and try.









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On the topic of bread:
> Bought a loaf of bread on Friday
> After my ebin StS gaming session right now (I lost), decided to reach my shopping bag and make a grilled cheese
> Bread isn't there
> Receipt says I indeed bought it
> Bread isn't anywhere in the house
Forget the BPD, I'm going insane in the membrane.


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 >>/7761/
Tell you what, we coulda had a good thread together! Fuckin' real good thread! Had us an edition of our own. But you didn't want it, Chazzis! So what we got now is Britfus Edish! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't even know the rest! You count the damn few times we have posted together in nearly twenty months and you measure the short reply chains you keep me on – and then you ask me about Turdy and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can'tmake it on a coupla high +2 jokes once or twice a year! You are too much for me, Chazzis, you soneofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to #hide you.





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