/normie/ - Normie Reservation

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This drink is called a "margarita." I think it's European. I try to eat exotic food a few times a year.

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My father in law made a great steak and I had to take a picture for yelp.

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My father in law made a great steak and I had to take a picture for yelp.

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 >>/21/
Oh I meant to post the second one to google hangouts. I also apologetically told my father in law I still haven't learned the proper way to drink wine in a refined way. He said:

"Open mouth and swallow."

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 >>/21/
Oh I meant to post the second one to google hangouts. I also apologetically told my father in law I still haven't learned the proper way to drink wine in a refined way. He said:

"Open mouth and swallow."

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Here I am eating at burger king. I always try to take a picture of myself every time I eat and upload it.

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Just got back from a foodie foo fighters tribute band the food fighters! THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF CHEW. 
The great thing about taste is everyone can have their mouth clawed open and no one is special. You may be able to string a bean in a new york minute. We are there too writing memos in the sewers in cloaks homie. I have been there seen it all done it all. I am a traveler so I know how the world works. The whole thing about not eating pork or meat with an animal with split hooves originated from the fact that hovved animals get worms. Today I learned we all can eat some baby back ribs and not fight with each other in the only ways we are really given the clearence socially to do so. But I am just the run of the mill old codger don't mind me. Just remember this little speech because the 60s I was there listening to the radio. "Monday Monday can't trust that day". The fucking 70s bro. That is how it was everyone was kek in the 70s. Then the bankers sold out with coke and started the new order of business. Just imagine in 10 years we will be in charge still we are the heart of the nation only boomers can make the nation bloom. So tune in because I am having some margaritas and I honestly could give a poop what anyone thinks about me or my past as a child abuser. Eat the fucking food I brought you guys barbecue eat the food and mind your fucking business.
"Feed your noggin" - Bill Nye

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 >>/25/
I think classic rock is great just like my dad and mom. I love going to concerts to support wasted old rock stars. Modern music aint been worth nothing since the Beatles broke up. It's full of vulgar lyrics and it's not about the music anymore. And don't get me started about how country music was corrupted by sex and female singers.

I'm pretty hardcore about music. I can even play guitar. I know how to play 3 songs (all by the Beatles) on guitar hero.

 >>/28/
I prefer my tunes like by food. Its all about the taste. The flavor. I saw a video of a old afro-american man beating  a stick on a scaffold. Maybe it was a deck but like a stage. This artisan visionart would tap away on his scaffold as he wanted to advertize his shoe shining stand. he would tap tap on the scaffold. He would do the whirly-do with the rag. This man had taken all of the limber viral energy that ceased with ther noose and the musket and the blade and he harnessed the spirit of his people. There is no recording of this sound however it is clear he invented modern percussion even drum loops to an extent. Some say this was a blues gospal man. This was in the early 1900s and that is music. So I do have taste that is why Drake is the continuation of the battering boy tappin on the stand.