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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah
Rabbi Maimonides (12th century) described Hanukkah as follows:
When, on the twenty-fifth of Kislev, the Jews had emerged victorious over their foes and destroyed them, they re-entered the Temple where they found only one jar of pure oil, enough to be lit for only a single day; yet they used it for lighting the required set of lamps for eight days, until they managed to press olives and produce pure oil. Because of this, the sages of that generation ruled that the eight days beginning with the twenty-fifth of Kislev should be observed as days of rejoicing and praising YHWH. Lamps are lit in the evening over the doors of the homes, on each of the eight nights, so as to display the miracle. These days are called Hanukkah, when it is forbidden to lament or to fast, just as it is on the days of Purim. Lighting the lamps during the eight days of Hanukkah is a religious duty imposed by the sages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim
Purim is a Jewish holiday that commemorates the saving of the Jewish people from annihilation at the hands of an official of the Achaemenid Empire named Haman, according to the Book of Esther in the Hebrew Bible.
Purim became a day of feasting and rejoicing among Jews.
Purim narrative
Ahasuerus and Haman attend Esther's second banquet, at which she reveals that she is Jewish and that Haman is planning to exterminate her people, which includes her. Ahasuerus becomes enraged and instead orders Haman hanged on the gallows that Haman had prepared for Mordecai. The previous decree against the Jewish people could not be nullified, so the King allows Mordecai and Esther to write another decree as they wish. They decree that Jewish people may preemptively kill those thought to pose a lethal risk. As a result, on 13 Adar, 500 non-Jews and 10 of Haman's sons were killed in Shushan. Throughout the empire 75,000 non-Jews were killed. On the 14th, another 300 non-Jews were killed in Shushan.
https://biblehub.com/niv/esther/8.htm
The king’s edict granted the Jews in every city the right to assemble and protect themselves; to destroy, kill and annihilate the people of any nationality or province who might attack them and their women and children, and to plunder the property of their enemies.
For the Jews it was a time of happiness and joy, gladness and honor. In every province and in every city to which the edict of the king came, there was joy and gladness among the Jews, with feasting and celebrating.