Welcome to /r10k/. A board for users of 4chan's /r9k/ board who are fed up with its current state.
This board will attempt to be the most comfy that it can be. To ensure the board stays comfy, these rules are in place.
1. Only male virgins are allowed on this board.
2. Please avoid pointless namecalling, spamming, or flaming. Try to keep things comfy and civil.
Also, meta thread. Feel free to make suggestions or discuss things ITT.
Friends:
https://lainchan.org
https://8ch.net/r9k/
Please be sure to lurk before posting on any board you are new to. These sites have their own unique culture, and they should be respected.
Not in a tranny way, I have no interest in trooning out, but I look at the agatha board and I see all this bipolar women with an army of loyal fans all because they're cute girls, and it makes me wish that I could have an army of loyal fans for just existing. But I'm an ugly schizo man, and so I have no loyal fans, it's kind of depressing.
wsp endchan; havent been here in a while; haven't needed to for the most part but i started using 4chan and my "boyfriend" found out and said its not healthy for me so i might just move here instead :p
reccently we fought because i overthink things a lot and he wants me to be open about it but i feel like whenever i am he gets upset with me over it :/ i tried to distract myself from wanting to self harm by looking at gore/other peoples self harm and he thought it was weird/bad and i didnt know what to do other than cry, ive got very bad copying mechanisms and i feel like he doesnt understand that still
Anyone got a good firsthand experience of Jewish words/behaviors?
anything to make us rage or lol would be great.
Hello anons.
It's all so tiresome.
Green Test stories about your last interaction with relative.
> > Comfy at home not having spoken to family in years
> > Get a phone call from an unfamiliar number
> > Ignore, straight to generic non-identifying voicemail
> > "Hey anon this is little bro. I'm not sure if this is you or if it will reach you but mom is sick. Call me back"
> > Block the number, filter any numbers family has used in the past
> > Comfy once again.
Get away from your family now and don't look back.
> Aunt prides herself for being a supposedly cheap eater
> in fact, she prides herself in all things that she does and sees all as inferior to her
> I don't eat like her, as I'm neither obese nor am I a vegan
> being skinny and tall and male doesn't help the situation when she's short and fat and 3 times divorced, thus hates men with a passion
> She hates me and thus uses my supposed bad spending habits as a target of passive aggressive bullying
> knowing all this and seeing it made apparent by the barely concealed disgust on her face, I devise my plan. For 3 months I research and create it
> after 3 months, I have built up a dynamic with her of joking about my bad food expenditures
> Not that I agreed with her, but merely allowed her to continue saying these things
> then comes the bomb
> get first real money earned (I got fired after 4 days anyway)
> she decides it's time for oh so expensive me to buy my own food and see the REAL cost
> agree completely with her
> got to the store, she spends the entire journey talking at me about how hard it will be for me to eat cheaply when I eat mainly "junk" food (aka normal southern east coast food)
> go around shopping, ignore her advise
> carefully check the nutritional and caloric content per dollar on every item
> work it down to about 2 dollars average per day, including slightly expensive items at her angry request
> get to the check out
> see her smugly waiting for me with the food she bought to eat on our trip in the car tomorrow (a disgusting thing she does every day consisting of spending 10+ hours driving around and 30 minutes completing "work" tasks for her mexican boss)
> ring it up with my newly bought credit card
> see the cost, it's about 55 dollars for one months worth of food
> she goes to pay for hers
> 59 dollars is the price of her vegan snack collection amounting to barely 3000 calories
> unaware of this, she looks up at me smiling smugly
> "mine was much less, wasn't it?"
> give a tiny smirk
> her face falls into one of disbelief
> "n-no way"
> "that's not right, there's no way yours is-"
> "I think it might be less"
> "that's impossible!"
> "Well, mine was 54.79, how about yours?"
> she simply gapes
> stuttering and ranting the entire way back about how I must have miscalculated and how bad my food must have been to be so cheap and that she's the one who really made the good economic choices
> her pride and delusion of superiority, crushed
> naturally, being a woman, she complains for the rest of the night, but that cannot destroy the taste of sweet victory
> infinite GBP for the rest of the year
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fd4APbI9h4
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What games does /r10k/ play?
At www.truecels.org, we ban all females and sex-having normalfags on sight! Only incels need apply!
> want to go to counseling to get my autism/schizophrenia/paranoia checked out and recommended to a psychiatrist so I can get NEETbucks
> pathological liar mode automatically kicks in because I'm too afraid to reveal my true self to another person and I try to hide and downplay my problems or outright lie
How do I solve this dilemma?
let's make a comfy thread, all comfy images, literature, etc. welcome here.
> 23 y/o loser
> Crave affection and love
> Want to find someone I can connect to
> Automatically make OKC, Match, Chemistry, and Tinder accounts again
> Start working out again
> Pick my best clothes to go out in public and possibly met someone at a bar or something
> I stop when I realise I've tried this dozens of times already and failed miserably
> tfw I'm repulsive on the inside and outside and will die alone
How do accept my fate? It's too late for me but my head can't accept it no matter what I do.
What's stopping normanfaguts and homosexual gays from shitting up this board Mr.Mod?
Are you gonna ban them at first sign of trouble?
Pic not related
PS: why is everyhing so small?
PPS: the layout is a bit weird
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Day 6
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Day 5
What is the absolute maximum that your body can lift without the mass overcoming the force holding your body parts in place? It seems no one can answer this. They can talk about maximum practical potential and maximum psychologically possible potential, but no one has ever talked about what the body, viewed purely as a machine and without considering the constraints of the mind, can move. At what point does the human body run out of "power" to complete the action? The point where the limbs would simply tear off under the pressure?
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
We'll need some new banners for our board. I'll work on making some in a bit. Resolution: 300x100
> tfw you suddenly remember a feel you haven't felt since childhood
based.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pVDDnDzpoHM
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Day 4
Do you guys like working out. It's kinda hard to work out since i need to talk to people like the manger since i need to tell him my name everyday. But i am managing.
Are you guys going to make it aswell?
> tfw a whole frozen pizza is a "snack"
> tfw you just finish fapping and realize your cat was watching the whole time
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Day 3
so this is the new /r9k/? gee wiz. I was using guerrilla tactics on the normos since the mercer incident when we got invaded. glad to see this happen.
post your /r9k/ war/horror storys
Post comfy dance beats you can't not groove to.
https://youtu.be/WMPM1q_Uyxc
they could see the weakness, they could all see it
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Day 2
anyone got any anime theyd recommend?
For me Paintball's the only thing left that distracts me from feeling like shit. War Thunder helps sometimes.
What about you anon?
is that this famous 8chan I've been hearing of?
Any other security nerds around? Love playing around with OpenBSD, hardened gentoo and other things. If it can be made more secure and/or hardened, I love to do it. Running Encrypted OpenBSD + Hardened Firefox + DNSCrypt + Tor (when needed)
Encryption, device security, netsec, infosec, etc. Just don't let the paranoia get to you, anon!
What's the new flavor of vapour now, edgy autists? Hardvapour? Fashvapour?
Post your interpretations about all these meme music movements.
The other spam thread is about a poem called "The waste land":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Waste_Land
I think April could be refering to the philosophy of everything is ephemeral, as the sakura flowering (april is the month of sakura - although the poem is from UK):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mono_no_aware
enjoy.
Nice work roz, finally an alternative that suits us.
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> yfw you will never grumpily moan in the morning about how it's your scheduled bleeding
> yfw you will never antagonize everyone at work because your clock has run out and you feel like shit
> yfw you will never look at a young besides in public and think anything other than "Awh what a cute kid" or enter an existential crisis about what you want from life
> yfw you will never feel threatened by a younger male who threatens to surpass you in a field you pride yourself in
> yfw you will never be inherently jealous of people of your sex who are younger than you when you're no longer young
> yfw you will never have a child of the opposite sex who is wiser than you are by the time he goes off to college
> yfw you will never have to avoid doing anything other than walking through extremely rough areas at night because you "don't feel safe"
> yfw you will never have to be paranoid your partner is only using you for sex and doesn't actually care about anything else you have to offer
> yfw you will never have to worry people are only complimenting you because they want attention from you because of your sex
> yfw you will never have your boss bullshit an explanation about how they don't want a person from the hysterical half of the population to be in the position a younger member of the other half gets
> yfw you will never have only one angle to resort to in social situations and can be whatever persona you want, or none at all
> yfw you will never instantly be suspected of trying to lure in and double cross somebody when you're so much as trying to make a friend
Been living the NEET life for 5 months
> Go to bed at 7 in the morning
> Wake up at 4 in the afternoon
> Only shower when the smell gets to me
> Bottles pile up in my room
> at my computer for 15 hours a day
i lie to everyone i know about how im doing in my "life" is this True neet?
Reading through his manifesto I can pinpoint several places where he loses his engineered cool throughout his story
>>>r10k/11@4
who got the first get?
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Day 1
http://endchan.net/theme/preview/7.html
Thanks Robomod.
I suggest we make a rule against females immediately.
Mind if I shill the sight mate? I don't mine the ban.