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> yfw you will never grumpily moan in the morning about how it's your scheduled bleeding
> yfw you will never antagonize everyone at work because your clock has run out and you feel like shit
> yfw you will never look at a young besides in public and think anything other than "Awh what a cute kid" or enter an existential crisis about what you want from life
> yfw you will never feel threatened by a younger male who threatens to surpass you in a field you pride yourself in
> yfw you will never be inherently jealous of people of your sex who are younger than you when you're no longer young
> yfw you will never have a child of the opposite sex who is wiser than you are by the time he goes off to college
> yfw you will never have to avoid doing anything other than walking through extremely rough areas at night because you "don't feel safe"
> yfw you will never have to be paranoid your partner is only using you for sex and doesn't actually care about anything else you have to offer
> yfw you will never have to worry people are only complimenting you because they want attention from you because of your sex
> yfw you will never have your boss bullshit an explanation about how they don't want a person from the hysterical half of the population to be in the position a younger member of the other half gets
> yfw you will never have only one angle to resort to in social situations and can be whatever persona you want, or none at all
> yfw you will never instantly be suspected of trying to lure in and double cross somebody when you're so much as trying to make a friend