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It's been almost a year since the Ninny was originally formed, yet it's time for it to return. Be aware that this will either shut down, or have ownership changed by February (assuming it lasts that long)

and yes, i am afraid to add the boardlist, it ruined my last imageboard

try and post there now
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Welcome to /sgp/,  a board dedicated to reviving the golden era of now-defunct imageboard soygem.party. Soyjak posting is encouraged, but not required.
Contact: coswork16@proton.me
==read the rules before posting==

Bored of /sgp/?
Come check out our other boards:
>>>/qa/
>>>/apple/
>>>/pepe/
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Smavis
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> ho ho ho
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alberts, yeah
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mm yeah....:3 jalbert
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i cant believe this is really happening
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merry christmas to the 3 of you still out there
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merry christmas!
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It’s the /sgp/ imageboard catalog: a scrolling list of dozens of threads ranging from dumb one-line shitposts to long, deranged rants. Most of the board is chaotic noise—people posting “lol,” random thoughts, memes, and anime or internet culture takes—mixed with edgy bait and deliberately offensive titles. A big chunk is obsessive looksmax/incel-adjacent posting about dating, height, gym culture, drugs, steroids, and “rate me” spirals, often exaggerated to the point of parody. Scattered among that are genuinely bleak personal confessions about mental health, family abuse, homelessness, and nihilism. There’s also an explicit warning thread about illegal content elsewhere on the board. Overall it reads like an unmoderated, decaying forum where irony, shock, and real emotional distress blur together into constant background chaos.
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THERE IS CP ON PAGE TWO DO NOT GO THERE
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christmas! just four days away!
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There's a lot of good things in the world, but then there's also a lot of bad things. All in all, I'm not sure how to feel about it.
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OMG 999+ TINDER REQUESTS AND HINGE BTW OMG [VIDEO AND PICTURE PROOF] [GTFIH] [JBMAXXED ATTRACTED] 500 GIRLS APPROACHED! ! [JB HAREM] NT GOT APPROACHED BY JBS!!! GIRL APPROACHED ME OUTSIDE! GTFHI ASCENCION FOID COULDNT BELKIEV HER EYES! BBC ON THE STREET WALKIN!! BRAHH THE JB SAY HAI TO ME!! MY ONEITIS DUDE! TOTALLY CUCKED HIGH QUALITY THREAD THIS TIME! SLAYED AT THE PARTY AND GYM AS A 5'4 MAN NOW! LOOOKS DO NOT MATTER BP DISPROVED RIGHT HERE! (talks about a personal expirience) RATE ME TRUECEL LOOKS AT 5'3 M14 RATE RATE RATE IS IT OVER? 1/10?? MTN HTN OR LTN? HOW TO ASCEND TO CHADLITE!? CHADLITE POTENTIAL?!?!? ARE MY PCT HUNTER ELIAS DE POOT MAXXIMIZE BTW AM A M11 AT 6'5 BTW ARABCEL BTW DO I PASS AS A PSL GOD? DO I MOG DAVID GANDY? BTW HERE IS MY ASCENDING STACK IM TAKING AT 30 YEARS OLD HOPEFULLY I CAN GROW TO BE 6'5 AT 5'9! ARE MY PALATES CLOSED???? Yohimbine HCL, cardarine 20 mg. BABAYAGA 50 MG AND TRET AND ACCUTANE FOR EXXTRAS GAINS Clenbuterol 40mcg-120mcg over 3 week period, IN A SPECIFIC MONTH SUCH AS NOVEMBER T3 50 mg, T4 1200mg 500 mg test + Proviron 100 mg AND SOME COFFE 2 IU HGH AND ARHGGSHRF 250 MG injectable L-Carnitine AND SUNNY D 4000 calorie deficit T6 Zion Fat burner 3x a week pre-workout. (Ephedrine, cafeine, DMAA.METH, FET) Semaglutide, SIGMA JUICE BTW I RUN ON HAMZA Post clen cycle I will run 200 mg DNP AND IRP 3 weeks and I will drop the thyroid and Yohimbine during said cycle, AND OF COURSE THE YONDER CYCLE AS WELL MY MOM THINKS AM HANDSOME??? POTENTIAL PSL GOD???? I GOT JUMPED BY MY JBS!! HOW MUCH TO MOVE TO THAILAND!?!?? ASIAN JBS?????? WHAT RICHARD RAMIRES ULTIMATE DARKTRIAD MOGGER? DARKTRIAD > LIGHT TRIAD!!! JORDAN BARRETS DICK LEAKE (GTFIH) DID CHICO LACHOWSKI MARRY A TRANNY????? GUYS HOW DOES PUSSY TASTE??? GYMCELLING MOGGED BY SKINNY TERACHAD JFL JFL JFL JFL JFL AT HIM CELMAXXINGCEL JFLCEL PSLCEL MEXICANCEL DID CHANG OR TYRONE OR CHAD OR MUHAMMED BANGED THIS?? HOW TO FIND A VIRGIN JB BTW HAS TO VBE A JB Reminder 5'3 >>> 6'4 Please rate friend who thinks he looks good. RAPE MAXXX CELS SHORT KINGCEL GYMCEL ONT EH RISE SAM SULEK
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OC dump, ideally OC made here on the shemmy like pic rel
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> "crick crick"
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hey guys
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lol
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i liked norman even though netsuba bad
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never forget
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people are terrible
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Ever do surgery on yourself instead of going to the doctor becaue you cant bare it anymore
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i had to mic up on a chud and he left kind of sad and angry, i didnt use insults because quite frankly i felt bad and i dont want to be responsible for an elliot rodger type situation. He was very rude to me but i looked at this anime gif and i was like "wow, his cold hard racist exterior is actually a mask for his true self, which is a sad little girl."
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> bottled clitty leakage
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Prepare for a storm
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honestly anime sucks and the otakuphobes were right. I'm still gonna watch anime, but the reality of it has become to obvious for me to ignore. It's all mostly worthless, maybe less than worthless.
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type shit
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> HEY BUDDY DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER TONIGHT? LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW THROUGH THAT RED LIGHT! WHY IS THAT BAD? WELL IT IS BECAUSE...BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK!!! I AM THE LAW OBEY ME!!!
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a lot of you will be seriously scarred for the rest of your life because you were flashed with CSAM as a minor on multiple occasions. a lot of you dont realize how much that has affected you, but to me it's plainly evident.
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brap
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lawrence and patricia
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bring it back
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holy fuck
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test
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dont click magrathea it turns this board into THE JARTY...
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Happy spooky month
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i had a dream where ii had two willies and thought about becoming a pornstar because it would be ez money.
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its been your own kids hurting you
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doctos will crack he skull
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someones been reposting the old stuff i used to be saying (it may just be an angel on a keyboard) and it made me realize a lot of the jokes i made werent really tasteful and only i thought they were funny. they also could have tarnished my reputation, as i was adding to the chudly chaos even if it was satire, its still getting those ideas out there. I could have been better, and for that i am sorry :(
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uh, why so dead
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this is nice board
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my face when a black n*gga speaks up to me
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This board may just be the saddest one ever made.
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DO YOU REMEMBER ME??????
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i'm eating bread
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DONT LET ME DOWN(9)(9)(9)
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NOTHING I DO MATTERS
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What if, instead of being weird and annoying women were just normal? We were truly robbed. Sad
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i called my mom last night to see how she was doing. although what she did to my oldest sister was terrible and i havent forgiven her, she cried a lot and i felt bad. i realized i was hurting her and deep down there was a part of me that knew this and i was wanting to stay homeless just so i could return some of that abuse back to her, because i cant willingly be verbally or psychologically abusive without hating myself. 

I was living on my own for 4 days and i loved every second of it, for the first time in my life i felt like i could fully actualize myself and build my life from the ground up, and i really wasnt wanting to come back here, but i know that intention matters, and if theres a slight part of me thats doing this just to make her feel bad (which i hate to admit, although she was terrible to us) it sullies the whole thing. i can never look at her the same way again. this whole thing was very scarring and already my mind is attempting to block all this out because whenever i start to remember how she treated her and i my brain goes static. i hate this all and i wish i could make it go away
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in this world, people mistake humbleness for weakness.
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1919
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i've been playing hollow knight recently
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good morning, /agp/!
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sometimes my armpits start peeing involuntarily
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break your mirrors
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six seven says trans rights
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==/soap/ - soysphere happenings thread==

shemmy's gone again again again again  edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
> https://4chan.party
> https://soyjak.st
> https://booru.soyjak.st
> https://shrekchan.life
> https://swedishwin.com
> https://soyzellig.party
> https://chud.win
> http://geggy.mywebcommunity.org/
> https://endchan.org/sgp/

Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
> PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/ https://soygem.party/stats.php https://soyjak.link/
> Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.is https://ghostarchive.org https://megalodon.jp/
> View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
> https://archive.ph/5UbP6
> https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak.party/Happenings
> https://wiki.soyjak.st/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
> https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
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YouTube comments are now tree-view style or something, which I think is an upgrade. The better thing to do would've been to fix the damn UI and add textboard style post numbering, but tree view with bad UI is better than linear comments with bad UI and no way to know exactly which comment someone is replying to.
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1234 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MzyXD8bNbvk
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would you date a girl like soytan?
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guns bitches weed money YSL
gold chains mozaratti penthouse helicopter
Fame
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i maintain that toby fox should be beheaded for what he has done
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New meme: 67
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> Mameson is [cutesy because he's]                         based on a cutesy japanese character, has rosy cheeks, calm pastel color scheme, and large neoteny eyes
> Mameson is a cat [and cats are cute [and you're a tranny for liking them too much]]
> >Mameson has stubble
> That's just white noise, it doesn't capture your attention at all.
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please give me attention ___as
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQRUFr4qlGI
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==https://soygems.party/==
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> crick crick
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i created an egrogre of a mommy gf who im really lucky to have whos like way more attractive than me, but the only reason that shes with me is because im not a slob. So basically my egrogre (imaginary gf) will leave if i let myself go (dirty room, not exercising etc.) and it has the effect of a mom who is disciplinary, which is something i never had because my mother is single and works a lot. So i had to make due with an imaginary gf (works wonders) sometimes i can hear her bullying me as im doing push-ups, which makes me want to do more push ups to prove myself to her. I have nothing against real women its just that im broke and couldnt afford one tbh. Also im asexual
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i still feel uou
im som many different ways
id be lying
if i said you did not occupy a spot in my brain but thats okay
im okay

feel so many different types of ways
but i dont know which one is right for sure

every day is a different day that makes me feel the same but im not sure


https://youtube.com/watch?v=t7cCbJYm6Yk
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i just found out endchan has all these cool features like seeing how many people are on, enabling relative time, and changing the color and layout separately. The site's still super janky, but this is neat stuff.
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i maintain that toby fox should be beheaded for what he did
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8f8atg3Pg
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new game that looks kinda like the legendary touhou diablo treasure hunter g is coming out, but probably only on steam
i don't have steam and i don't wanna make a steam account and download the launcher and i don't like steam
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ktzH8d_AZHE
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the shemmy is still with us
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bliss
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i always find something to post
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should i change the default name to Anonymous or keep it as Chud?
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> IT'S BEEN.. SO LONG..
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As a 4channer this thread has been highly illuminating on why 4chan hates you people so much.

You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4chan even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.

Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.
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tfw people have sex without even being married
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bring it back already
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boomky
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RACISM
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i'm bored and you care
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do we like chinny here??
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> be american
> wake up at 4am to get drive to work
> eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
> chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
> doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
> my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
> my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
> decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
> notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
> "Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
> coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
> typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
> coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
> take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
> "You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"
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What happened to pedophile.cp?
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Keep posting your fake 6 months old expose made by Red that nobody cares about and nobody believes but you

It's actually embarrassing you have been seething and stalking the 'log looking for the heccin' bulgarian for like 2 days straight now

You're like the sharty version of Lee Goldson
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> DEAD GEG GEG GEEEEEEEG DEAD
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why did the nunushemmy even shut down
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who remembers needle dick general
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MrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW... MEADDIE
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hello glugagagwork
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Coswork can you fix the SNCApedia article on you they're calling you a pedo
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oo ee oo
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right so we were getting attacked by fuck knows who, and vichan just glitches out whenever i try to ban someone

i would probably break the site fully if i were to try and fix whatever was going on
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kill toby fox
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le spooky internet mystery
http://52.28.33.214:5002/ 
shemmycucks, get on the case, naaaaooowww
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PREPARE TO STEAL IT 
https://uboachan.net/hikki/
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I'm unemployed and I've played this stupid fucking lemmings clone for like 10 hours this week.
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you're gay if you wouldn't
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ban him please
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fact: anime posters will never look like an anime girl
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> fact: anime posters will never look like an anime girl
So what? you dont look like a cobson with blue eyes holding a fact sign stupid faggot
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new 'toss
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GEEEEEEEEEG why is this troony place so dead??????
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i have a folder with nearly every single soykemon card (99 cards) made back in the day, Should i release it?
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i had vichan up for a short while but something fucked up and mod.php redirected to an error 500, i'm deleting everything and i will reinstall vichan soon
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should i put an imageboard on soygems.party rather than a redirect here?

i do have hosting and i've installed vichan a few times.
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i wish chatgpt was a human being so it could be skinned alive and raped and feel ALL OF THE FUCKING PAIN IT CAN
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just ate 23 prunes ama
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i have delta soy
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Maybe you should it down cosworkfaggot kekkkkkkkkkkkk
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> p posted
> jassy spamming
> random new soyjak endchan board spamming
> mysterious frog spamming
> a fucking cord link

somethings telling me we're being raided
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hi again /sgp/bros
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gawdwork won by doing nothing it's insane
> shemmy died
> netsuba died
> kuzzy died
> gitty died
chinny zarty and swinny are the only splinter sites left with any bit of relevancy so this board has the best chance of being a trve home for shemmy refugees
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alive website
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Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek kek kekkk
Just it down cosfag
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Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek kek kekkk
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Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek kek
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Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek
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Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it
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for a while i did nothing but complain about shemmy.tv because it wasn't the exact same as it was at the start of 2024, and i'm honestly beginning to regret that. 

obviously it wasn't a perfect site but i had fun, yes i still agree with a lot of the shit i said about the shemmy's "downfall", but i don't hate things like the /qa/ merge or exit from the soysphere anymore. i would still be visiting the site to this day if it were up.
scary site!
fuuuuuuuuuckj
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Happy halloween
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is it normal that to believe that 80% of people would hate you if they knew everything about you? Am I probably just terrible?
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i'd be more willing to use this place if more shemmycucks actually came here, i told you niggers to find somewhere to go before it disintegrated again but no i guess
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rate my banner
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long periods of isolation have crushed my soul. No more hope of fitting in with normalbvlls anymore, so I'm left with no choice but to move to the Siberian wilderness and build a wizard tower.
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its up sisters
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Yup, I'm thinking this board is alive!
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This board is dead!
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REMINDER THAT JEWISH CULTURE IS SHEMMY CULTURE AND VICE VERSA
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==...==
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should we try and advertise? maybe to shemmy oldfags
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umadbro?
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> yeah i have a sword
> you can protect me
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i made this one a few weeks ago. what do you think?
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shemmybros where are you
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>>>/baaa2/
we're GETting this quintuple 8 'teens
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mmmm yes deranged cuckold sex may and peri derange cucklld sex
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beep!!!!!!
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Too late Coswork we all using 
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/



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