Welcome to /sgp/, a board dedicated to reviving the golden era of now-defunct imageboard soygem.party. Soyjak posting is encouraged, but not required.
Contact: coswork16@proton.me
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should i change the default name to Anonymous or keep it as Chud?
OC dump, ideally OC made here on the shemmy like pic rel
As a 4channer this thread has been highly illuminating on why 4chan hates you people so much.
You're basically post-postmodernists mocking the entire millennial identity in a primal post-verbiage way. A picture is worth a thousand words and so you never post a thousand words, you just respond by greentexting their post with a soyjack attached. It's so effective that soyjack now carries a three-day or longer ban. The kind of millennial who celebrated "defeating racism" by electing Obama and have been pursuing the same high ever since. The kind of millennial who resonates deeply with exposed brick walls and anti-suburbanism. The kind of millennial for whom contemporary conformity is the aesthetic of their life. The kind of millennial who clings to 4chan even as he ughs and yeahs about how problematic it is with his (equally childless) millennial peers at the local barcade.
Soyjacks basically are a mirror to the end result of the philosophies and they can't stand the mirror.
> be american
> wake up at 4am to get drive to work
> eat sugar pellet and UHT milk soup for breakfast
> chug a 32oz glass of High Fructose Corn syrup enriched Orange Drink
> doesn't contain enough orange to be called juice
> my pupils dilate as the glucose tears through my lymphatic system
> my hands start throbbing as cold sweats run down my back
> decide to hit up starbucks on the way to work to calm my nerves
> notice my coworker drinking a clear, non-carbonated beverage
> "Hey, what's that, the new crystal pepsi?"
> coworker tells me it's just water, it comes out of the faucet by the sink
> typical onions beta, drinking government feminising poison
> coworker mentions he's on a new diet where he's skipping breakfast
> take a big sip from my 48oz double shot caramel frappecino with extra cream
> "You can't skip breakfast, its the most important meal of the day"
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What happened to pedophile.cp?
Keep posting your fake 6 months old expose made by Red that nobody cares about and nobody believes but you
It's actually embarrassing you have been seething and stalking the 'log looking for the heccin' bulgarian for like 2 days straight now
You're like the sharty version of Lee Goldson
> DEAD GEG GEG GEEEEEEEG DEAD
why did the nunushemmy even shut down
==/soap/ - soysphere happenings thread==
shemmy's gone again again again again edition
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
> https://4chan.party
> https://soyjak.st
> https://booru.soyjak.st
> https://shrekchan.life
> https://swedishwin.com
> https://soyzellig.party
> https://chud.win
> http://geggy.mywebcommunity.org/
> https://endchan.org/sgp/
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
> PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/ https://soygem.party/stats.php https://soyjak.link/
> Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.is https://ghostarchive.org https://megalodon.jp/
> View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
> https://archive.ph/5UbP6
> https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak.party/Happenings
> https://wiki.soyjak.st/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
> https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
who remembers needle dick general
MrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW... MEADDIE
> Mameson is [cutesy because he's] based on a cutesy japanese character, has rosy cheeks, calm pastel color scheme, and large neoteny eyes
> Mameson is a cat [and cats are cute [and you're a tranny for liking them too much]]
> >Mameson has stubble
> That's just white noise, it doesn't capture your attention at all.
Coswork can you fix the SNCApedia article on you they're calling you a pedo
right so we were getting attacked by fuck knows who, and vichan just glitches out whenever i try to ban someone
i would probably break the site fully if i were to try and fix whatever was going on
le spooky internet mystery
http://52.28.33.214:5002/
shemmycucks, get on the case, naaaaooowww
PREPARE TO STEAL IT
https://uboachan.net/hikki/
I'm unemployed and I've played this stupid fucking lemmings clone for like 10 hours this week.
you're gay if you wouldn't
fact: anime posters will never look like an anime girl
> fact: anime posters will never look like an anime girl
So what? you dont look like a cobson with blue eyes holding a fact sign stupid faggot
This board may just be the saddest one ever made.
GEEEEEEEEEG why is this troony place so dead??????
i have a folder with nearly every single soykemon card (99 cards) made back in the day, Should i release it?
==https://soygems.party/==
i had vichan up for a short while but something fucked up and mod.php redirected to an error 500, i'm deleting everything and i will reinstall vichan soon
should i put an imageboard on soygems.party rather than a redirect here?
i do have hosting and i've installed vichan a few times.
i wish chatgpt was a human being so it could be skinned alive and raped and feel ALL OF THE FUCKING PAIN IT CAN
i've been playing hollow knight recently
Maybe you should it down cosworkfaggot kekkkkkkkkkkkk
> p posted
> jassy spamming
> random new soyjak endchan board spamming
> mysterious frog spamming
> a fucking cord link
somethings telling me we're being raided
gawdwork won by doing nothing it's insane
> shemmy died
> netsuba died
> kuzzy died
> gitty died
chinny zarty and swinny are the only splinter sites left with any bit of relevancy so this board has the best chance of being a trve home for shemmy refugees
Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek kek kekkk
Just it down cosfag
Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek kek kekkk
Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek kek
Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it kek
Shut this dnb down your never reviveing it
for a while i did nothing but complain about shemmy.tv because it wasn't the exact same as it was at the start of 2024, and i'm honestly beginning to regret that.
obviously it wasn't a perfect site but i had fun, yes i still agree with a lot of the shit i said about the shemmy's "downfall", but i don't hate things like the /qa/ merge or exit from the soysphere anymore. i would still be visiting the site to this day if it were up.
JOIN https://endchan.org/SRdetPmU
should i disable regional flags?, the other rizz will obviously still be an option, but i don't want regional flags to be default with every post.
Love prunes! 🍇 #snacktime
Love prunes? 🍇 Get your fiber fix with these tasty treats! #snacktime
Love prunes for a healthy gut! #crickcrick 🌱
> Looking for a base for your illegal activities? Sorry, but that's a hard pass. #NotOnMyWatch
suggest new banners or rizz for the board
> I Miss old skibidi toilet 2023 ;)
> Time has passed my friend :)
is it normal that to believe that 80% of people would hate you if they knew everything about you? Am I probably just terrible?
would you date a girl like soytan?
i'd be more willing to use this place if more shemmycucks actually came here, i told you niggers to find somewhere to go before it disintegrated again but no i guess
who the fuck is pool I can't remember anymore
They're using ai to troll now. I think this really isn't right, this shit's gonna make everything unusable
soyjak.st/soy/thread/13588767.html#13589439
> effortlessly killed the biggest soyjak splinter
we're one (1) letter away from /agp/
> OH GOD NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!
long periods of isolation have crushed my soul. No more hope of fitting in with normalbvlls anymore, so I'm left with no choice but to move to the Siberian wilderness and build a wizard tower.
who do you think is winning this year?
> DON'T YOU KNOW YOU NEED YOUR DAILY DOSE OF VITAMIN C? GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, CHUD!
The Froot situation is Crazy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfIKmb8Wz9Y
Yup, I'm thinking this board is alive!
REMINDER THAT JEWISH CULTURE IS SHEMMY CULTURE AND VICE VERSA
Froot Loops | Vocals :15 | Find The Loopy SideTM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g66bjUWD5jo
Kuro finally meets Froot IRL on-stream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NLLjAO1MfI0
They made a song about Froot
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno
It's always people who "move on" that force their will on others, If people enjoy something, It's better they continue to do it, No matter how "stuck in the past" they are. Moving on sucks.
caring about pizza, at all
The horrifying abuse story from vtuber Froot explained
https://www.jaxon.gg/the-horrifying-abuse-story-from-vtuber-froot-explained/
> hey dude, you gonna finish that pizza?
Dear messieur Shemmy,
I am Sean Penis, ambassador to hyperborea of the Republic of Sudan. Several citizens of my country, who entered your site, pointed out to me numerous references to Sudan.
In this regard, I would like to remind you that Sudan is far from being the fifth economic power in the world, but we are very happy to learn that you care about the fate of our country. If you are interested, do I invite you to make spontaneous donations to the various Hyperborean NGOs present and operating in our territory? It would concretely help the population of my country and redeem this site, which in my opinion is otherwise devoid of any dignity.
Hoping to hear positive news, I offer you cordial greetings.
In faith,
Sean Penis
Ambassador of Sudan in Hyperborea
Headquarters: via XX Penis Circus, Agartha
let's call this splinter The Shendy
What should i do with the domain soygems.party?
should we try and advertise? maybe to shemmy oldfags
dont click magrathea it turns this board into THE JARTY...
> highest pph on Endchan itself
ShemmyCHADS...
i might start janny apps tomorrow, obviously i won't need 60 morbillion but maybe one or two would do
> I GOT REJECTED
> yeah i have a sword
> you can protect me
i made this one a few weeks ago. what do you think?
> April is National Testicular Cancer Awareness Month
>>>sgp/200@200
who wants it?
> >Oh yeah.. shake that shemmy..
if anyone wants any shemmy flags I'll post it I saved them all before the site went under
>>>/baaa2/
we're GETting this quintuple 8 'teens
I don't belong here nigga. I don't belong anywhere nigga.
> PPH and the Art of Posting
mmmm yes deranged cuckold sex may and peri derange cucklld sex
> Netsuba nuked
> Gemsoy locked
where now?
Too late Coswork we all using
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
https://endchan.org/sgp/
I wanna make an endchan too but I want it to be an imageboard or something and chatgpt will deal with shit for me
> 500
> You are not allowed to moderate boards.
the shemmy is still with us