Dear messieur Shemmy,
I am Sean Penis, ambassador to hyperborea of the Republic of Sudan. Several citizens of my country, who entered your site, pointed out to me numerous references to Sudan.
In this regard, I would like to remind you that Sudan is far from being the fifth economic power in the world, but we are very happy to learn that you care about the fate of our country. If you are interested, do I invite you to make spontaneous donations to the various Hyperborean NGOs present and operating in our territory? It would concretely help the population of my country and redeem this site, which in my opinion is otherwise devoid of any dignity.
Hoping to hear positive news, I offer you cordial greetings.
In faith,
Sean Penis
Ambassador of Sudan in Hyperborea
Headquarters: via XX Penis Circus, Agartha