/sgp/ - The Shemmy

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woah for a second there i forgot i was a gender

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did you guys hear that mrbeast got exposed for dandruff

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I WANT YOUR DANDRUFF

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I NEED YOUR DANDRUFF

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shake that hair, make it snow ❄️

oh no, dont pour boiling water on me!!!! im all dried up

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some boys take a beautiful girl and hide them away from the rest of the world
i wanna be the one to walk in the sun
and girls, they wanna have fun

wisdom / compassion

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https://vocaroo.com/197UT958vstL
GIVE ME YOUR DANDRUFD

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mike: yeah so i was like talking to my brother about the sims and....
will: (i wonder if i could make snow angels in his dandruff)

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I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOUR DANDRUFF

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some boys take a beautiful girl and hide them away from the rest of the world
i wanna be the one to walk in the sun
and girls, they wanna have fun

https://vocaroo.com/11x9L22LHtd0

 >>/1754/
some boys take a beautiful girl and hide them away from the rest of the world
i wanna be the one to walk in the sun
and girls, they wanna have fun
https://vocaroo.com/1oJv1H4xJI10

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 >>/1754/
some boys take a beautiful girl and hide them away from the rest of the world
i wanna be the one to walk in the sun
and girls, they wanna have fun

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i love snowmen so much
if i was dating a snowman i would probably press his buttons then eat his carrot



.....what?? its a snowman

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hey heres an idea
how about instead of going to furcon to meet my sneaky link we switch heights for a day instead

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THERES STILL A FEW TIMES THAT YOU DONT KNOW
I LIKE SITTING WITH GARGOYLES
SO POPPA BE READY, AND BE THEIR LAND
AND WE'LL STILL BE TOGETHER WHEN THE THING GOES BAM

SHES SO BEAUTIFUL

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please please, all your dandruff, oh yes, every last second of it

GIVE ME YOUR DANDRUFF

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i want it in me so bad im actually going to lose my shit (literally)

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ahh yes, cast a spell on me, it wont work, you cant make me love you anymore than i already do mr myers

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my erectile function is diminishing, but my love for you is not <3

i could frick my wall right now.....Stop existing ykure drivinf me nuts

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>  >me
I had sex with my wall

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our love is not biblical, we totally would have been put in the firey furnace together. i hate my dad, lets fuck.

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self project turn an angel to a baphomet

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 >>/1774/
ok this was actually really distasteful i kind of regret this post

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tbh i am quite chill with all the celestial beings

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my virginity, please devour it

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when i pictued what my first time would look like growing up i never pictured it looking like this ^^

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I LOVE GIRL TALK

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ok im gonna make a new more innocent thread thats less sexually charged
maddy i love you (he wont see this but
https://youtube.com/watch?v=apsaGEuWcJw