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> Honestly when it started, they thought they were accepting.
> Luna's bisexuality?
> No problem.
> With eleven kids, it would be weird if one or two weren't gay.
> Then the grandkids came along.
> Not from one night stands. Not from the girls getting married.
> All *home grown*.
> One by one, every girl swelled with an incest baby like it was a rite of passage.
> (Was it FOMO?)
> Finally, Lincoln asked to speak to them in private.
> Nervous, like he was afraid of them.
> Could it be...
> "Rita, don't jinx it, but doesn't this kind of feel a little like when Luna told us she had *those* feelings for Sam?"
> Rita gasped, "*it does*!"
> "Do you know what this means!?"
> It meant Lincoln might like *boys*.
> And if Lincoln liked boys, it might mean an end to the parade of incest children rapidly refilling the house as quickly as their moms made space by moving out.
> (It was like the house *had* to have a certain amount of Louds in it, and when the number dropped some trigger went off in the oldest still-present girl's head to bring it back up again...)
> Either way, it was time to act.
> Corporate pride merch.
> Expressions of acceptance.
> Platitudes at the ready.
> Private bet between Lynn and Rita on if Lincoln's new crush was Clyde or not.
> Finally, they're ready.
> "Alright son, we're ready when you are."
> And so Lincoln comes in, not even looking at them.
> "Mom..."
> "Dad..."
> "I need to tell you something."
> Rita glances locks eyes with Lynn sr, they're both barely holding their glee in with sheer force of will.
> Please be gay...
> Please be bi...
> Please...
> ANYTHING YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU STOP KNOTTING UP THE FAMILY TREE.
> "I got Lynn pregnant."