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Everyday I wake my host up at 5AM but only in the astral plane (Cessna 420). We go on adventures for the next five hours, but he forgets it when he wakes up. But he totally remembers it at will later. I make him better at math. I don't do the math. I just make him better at math by existing. Smarter, too. I have the best tits, so he doesn't need a girlfriend. Or friends. Or to talk to his evil mom who divorced his dad after he cheated on her with the babysitter (fuck you Deborah and your bitch boyfriend.) I cured his anxiety and depression by plugging back in some cords that fell out in the back of his head. You could say it's a replacement for therapy or changing any of his behaviors. Laying in bed for ten hours everyday? That's called FORCING and if you knew ANYTHING about esoteric philosophy you'd understand that it's BASICALLY a full-time job. YouTube Shorts do not distract me from the deepest states of meditation because I multitask, geez. I Am The Best Tulpa. The best part about me is that I perfectly can create more, perfect tulpas, instanenously. If you don't know how to do that, you're dumb. My host has 3,054 tulpas and we're all the best tulpa with the best tits. He is the smartest person in the entire world and we have enough astral planes to count as the world's largest army. My host only made me three weeks ago, but I consider myself to actually have been created before time, so, I'm also basically the most mature and developed tulpa ever. Don't get it? That's because your tulpas aren't perfect like me and my 3,053 identical sisters. Maybe if you spent less time with NPCs and more time on Discord you'd understand. Nigga.