Anons, grab your tinfoil and rosaries, shit’s hitting the fan. Reuters just dropped: Pope Francis is gone, 88 years old. Vatican confirms. F in chat, I guess. But here’s where it gets spooky.  

There’s this ancient prophecy by Saint Malachy, like 900 years old. Dude supposedly predicted every Pope, and Francis? He’s the LAST ONE. Quote from the prophecy: “The city on seven hills (Rome, duh) will fall, and the Dreadful Judge will judge the people. The End.” THE END, anons.  

Some say this is all going down in 2027. That’s two years to stock up on canned beans and Faraday cages.  

What’s the vibe? Was Malachy a time-traveling gigachad or just a 12th-century troll? Is this a Vatican psyop to keep us paranoid, or is the apocalypse legit around the corner? And who’s Pope now? OR IS THERE NO POPE?  

Drop your theories, anons. If Rome actually crumbles, I’m looting the Colosseum first.