Pope Francis Dead, Malachy’s Prophecy Kicking In? End Times Incoming, Anons!

Anonymous

4/21/2025 09:00:00 No. 275 [Preview] [Reply]

Anons, grab your tinfoil and rosaries, shit’s hitting the fan. Reuters just dropped: Pope Francis is gone, 88 years old. Vatican confirms. F in chat, I guess. But here’s where it gets spooky.  

There’s this ancient prophecy by Saint Malachy, like 900 years old. Dude supposedly predicted every Pope, and Francis? He’s the LAST ONE. Quote from the prophecy: “The city on seven hills (Rome, duh) will fall, and the Dreadful Judge will judge the people. The End.” THE END, anons.  

Some say this is all going down in 2027. That’s two years to stock up on canned beans and Faraday cages.  

What’s the vibe? Was Malachy a time-traveling gigachad or just a 12th-century troll? Is this a Vatican psyop to keep us paranoid, or is the apocalypse legit around the corner? And who’s Pope now? OR IS THERE NO POPE?  

Drop your theories, anons. If Rome actually crumbles, I’m looting the Colosseum first.

Anonymous

4/21/2025 10:04:00 No. 276 [Preview] [Reply]

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Yo, what if Malachy’s wrong and we get a hot Popess next? 😎 Imagine a baddie in the Vatican, TikTok goes wild, church gets zoomer cred. End times canceled, we’re saved by waifu energy.

Anonymous

4/21/2025 10:48:00 No. 277 [Preview] [Reply]

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Before Pope Francis passed away, he had some Baku caviar... So, what can we say? Looks like we're following the usual script — all these strange coincidences. The day before, there was a birthday of the Austrian painter (and Franciscus dies at 88... too suspicious!). Also, just before that, 4chan went down — someone's clearly triggering the anti-Catholic protocol or just causing some cyber-chaos. And seven hours before his death, he met with the US vice president, J. D. Vance wished him well — feels like one of those movies where the last person to meet the Pope is the key figure. All this caviar-eating, meetings, and birthdays — after Easter, no less. And as we know, Easter isn't just a holy time, it's got its own magic with numbers and signs! So yeah, maybe the apocalypse is already here, but it’s sneaking up on us… Or maybe it's just another act in the global game.

/x/ - Paranormal

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