/yuri/ - Yuri

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I'll accept it.

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I'm going to make you sterile.

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We can be sterile together!

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> Sister and brother in law moves up there next to my aunt and my parents.
> Kinda shocked and baffled at the same time since they were REALLY hesitant to travel there and stay long.
> They buy the crazy ladies house next door.
> Call my sister up and talk her about moving there and what the crazy ladies house had in it.
> Frankly tell them that owning a house in that location is not for the faint of heart and if you stop for any moment of time. Nature will take over and your house will be ruined.
> "okay"
> They move up there and experience the monsoon season, the biblical insect plagues, the wildlife and the plant life.
> They run back home because they've been experienced all that in a matter of weeks.
I wish more people listened to me when I tell them something.

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I don't bother telling people things anymore. If it's not going to maim or kill them then it's up to them to learn.

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Yeah....
Seems like there's a lot of boomslangs in Australia to not warn people.

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What is a boomslang?

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 >>/228582/
Snake

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that's right.
You guys have the taipan and brown snake.

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*crawls into your bed*

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 >>/228584/
Going to dispose of your body in the bayou.

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 >>/228586/
They don't have bayous in Australia.

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 >>/228587/
Let's go to Norleans.

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 >>/228588/
https://twitter.com/demodori_mm/status/1786311870452056484

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 >>/228589/
Interedasting. Are you a cool uncle?

 >>/228585/
Lewd!

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 >>/228593/
Kon Kon!

 >>/228592/
Heh.

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 >>/228595/
those vagabonds and slants

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Where did Fox go?

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Oh my delicious ice cream bar!

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 >>/228603/
Aussie can't play Wizardy 4~

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 >>/228604/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I-Ug671OD7A

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 >>/228605/
do they have that brontosaur one?
That was cool

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 >>/228606/
This one is about some chimp-gorilla hybrid that was claimed to exist.

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 >>/228607/
that's just a nigger for the Dallas Cowboys!

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 >>/228608/
You've let the Dallas Cowboys run a train on you.

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 >>/228609/
> Me on the hospital bed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u-x7k7IRYlU

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 >>/228611/
 >>/228612/
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/australian-helicopter-involved-in-near-miss-with-chinese-fighter-jet-20240506-p5fpby.html

 >>/228614/
The Chinese are too careless.

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> Donna Noble gave birth to a black version of Rose.
Okay, look. I get Rose was in a relationship with Mickey and Mickey was black. But Donna Noble having a black kid that looks like Rose and Martha?!
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!

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 >>/228615/
You're going to be kidnapped by Chinese spies and forced to marry a North Korean dictator.

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 >>/228616/
> Dr Who

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 >>/228618/
AUSTRALIAN TOP GEAR IS SHIT!
SHHHIIITTTT!!!!!!

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 >>/228619/
Have you ever been as far as to decide as to whether or not to do so? I almost made it a full fortnight without masturbating.

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 >>/228620/
Porn is a psychological weapon and masturbation addiction leads to transexuality.

He's speaking from experience there

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you have masturbation addiction too girlfriend.

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Once a week to not porn will be alright for now.

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Just put your chastity cage on a one month timer.
That's what Weeb does.

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Fox wants Amber Heard to shit on his bed.

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Imma steal your bed.

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 >>/228628/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-oTpSat3ta4

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Aussie wants to re-enact Theorem

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 >>/228633/
Do you like potato?

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 >>/228634/
I like russets.
Do you like russets?

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 >>/228635/
They're good for a baked potato.

 >>/228634/
In primary school (for the first four grades) we got two meals besides lunch and they sometimes gave us sandwiches that had pre-mixed butter and jam. I hated it. Peanut butter was nonexistent here back then, and even today while they are sold, they aren't exactly popular, it's too foreign.
They also made butter and meat paté mixes, which for kids generally seems disgusting.

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 >>/228636/
I guess it's her bday?

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 >>/228638/
Huh?

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 >>/228639/
Miku from Idolmasters.
Not yuzu!

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 >>/228642/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qckup156qwI

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 >>/228643/
https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1787946023597256924

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https://twitter.com/NorthropCoomin/status/1788241160122630487

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 >>/228649/
*kick*

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 >>/228650/
Have you watched that anime?

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 >>/228651/
bang dream?
Nope.
Have you?

 >>/228652/
Nisemonogatari!

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 >>/228653/
I watched the first season.
Which was not for me.
Go watch this season's anime.

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 >>/228654/
> Which was not for me.
I'm surprised, given it's shit and you have shit taste.

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 >>/228656/
Your parents watch Dhar Mann.

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 >>/228658/
You don't even watch Dharr man videos!
How can my parents watch it?

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 >>/228659/
Yours. When did you last have a glass of milk?

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 >>/228660/
Mine.
mmmm, not too long ago. Chocolate milk helps a lot.

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 >>/228662/
You like goblins?
There's a lot of them in Mexico.

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 >>/228663/
You're a goblin. Goblin deez nuts!

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 >>/228664/
*kick*

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 >>/228666/
Do you pee outside?

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 >>/228667/
I piss in your RV's water tank.

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The low-salt silverside is gross, who'da thunk it?

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 >>/228672/
when will you fly to Poland?

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 >>/228673/
Never. You?

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 >>/228674/
Maybe sometime.
When will you fly back to Japan.

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 >>/228675/
Most likely never. You?

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 >>/228676/
Why never?

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 >>/228677/
Other things to spend my money on and other places I want to go to. Also depends on a recent... outside influence on whether or not I go back to Japan.

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 >>/228678/
I think you should go to Russia.

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Go visit Kursk.

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 >>/228679/
No.

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 >>/228681/
why not?

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 >>/228682/
No interest in going there.

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 >>/228683/
But Aussie.
Russia has everything!
Even tigers~

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 >>/228685/
Russian women have the biggest boobs of any women on earth.
I think Spec should move there.

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 >>/228686/
He'd be mistaken for one of the ethnics there and taken to the front lines. 
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 >>/228689/
do something fun.....

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 >>/228690/
I read a bit today.

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 >>/228691/
read satre?

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 >>/228692/
No. I'm reading [redacted] at the moment.

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 >>/228693/
pic related?

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 >>/228694/
Would you give lectures at a university?

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 >>/228696/
I already had to do that as part of my TA responsibilities during grad school.

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 >>/228697/
how was it?

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 >>/228698/
Eh, it wasn't too bad.  Lots of time to prepare though!

https://twitter.com/esrtweet/status/1788384884190326861

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 >>/228699/
Can't be that difficult!

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Honestly never imagined Chain giving lectures at uni.

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 >>/228701/
I think he meant ClF3.

 >>/228702/
Have you studied much computer science?  Can you invert a binary tree?

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 >>/228703/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z83PICHUwSc

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 >>/228705/
It's a super-oxidizing agent that can't exist freely in normal conditions...
Have you looked at quantum computing?

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Give pets before bed.

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*pat*

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 >>/228709/
G-Good night dork...

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 >>/228710/
Good morning nerd

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 >>/228706/
> It's a super-oxidizing agent that can't exist freely in normal conditions...
Probably not pleasant to drink then!

> Have you looked at quantum computing?
Yup.  If it ever works, the NSA will use it to break encryption that isn't quantum-resistant.

 >>/228708/
*Pats*

 >>/228710/
Have pleasant dreams!

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Christ almighty.
Memorial Day when?

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 >>/228713/
Lots of work?

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 >>/228714/
yes.
My boss is under pressure from his bosses who are under pressure from the CEO and the president of the company to reduce microplastics.
Their system and interpretation of the test results of microplastics in solutions is....bad.....
Plus that whole area was neglected by the other engineers and I'm left with a huge mess of crappy equipment that needs to be decommissioned.

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How come every time I'm the fucking engineer I have to present to the CEO and/or the president of the company?!
CGT I get because it was a small ass company! But Formosa Plastics isn't small at all!

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Sounds like you need some extra Finland!

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Where did Fox go?

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 >>/228718/
Packaged and sold to China.

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 >>/228719/
Do lions and tigers purr?

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 >>/228720/
Think I've seen a video of pet ones doing that, but no clue about wild ones.

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 >>/228721/
Nyan~!

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 >>/228721/
Have you ever played Splatoon?

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 >>/228723/
Silly.

 >>/228724/
Nope, haven't had a nintendo console after GBA SP and Nintendo DS.

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 >>/228725/
I have played Splatoon either.  Hopefully one day I will!

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 >>/228726/
Oh, how comes?
It sort of seems like a kids' game in my mind.

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 >>/228727/
It looks like a fun game!  But I dunno, maybe I will try it and end up hating it lol

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 >>/228727/
Are you worried about AI?

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 >>/228728/
Oh, might be.

 >>/228729/
Not really, it'll take a lot of time for it to be applied into really serious things like automated surgery systems etc.

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 >>/228730/
"A lot of time" as in 10 years?  30 years?  I'm worried we might get paperclipped within the 20 years.

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Time for me to sleep 😴

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 >>/228731/
10 years is quite a lot of time!
I've been reading Orwell's essays and one of them is about a lot of critique about other writers that were somewhat present or before his time, and there's a remark about how Hemingway was born in the ages of emigrant travels and yet lived long enough to witness commercial flight, so.. that made me think a lot about how fast we've advanced in a mere time span of less than 100 years in order to go from cowboy yallerin' hollerin' shootin' to commercial flight and what a leap we've made from those times into computer age as per compared to how long of a time it took us to go from poking at each other with sharp sticks to firepower.

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 >>/228732/
*hug*
Sleep well!

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 >>/228733/
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What do you think of Yudkowsky?

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 >>/228737/
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Coronal mass ejection!

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 >>/228739/
Do you have Aurora Borealis in the sky?

 >>/228740/
Maybe!  I'm going to go outside soon and check.

https://www.earth.com/news/noaa-issues-severe-geomagnetic-storm-watch-first-time-since-2005/

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 >>/228741/
Go out and see it!
Make sure to get the popcorn!

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buy me a house.
Everyone knows that Australian homes are $600k overpriced.

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How do you expect me to buy you a house?

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> AUD is greater than dollar
Just get more AUD!

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 >>/228746/
AUD is dollar.

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 >>/228749/
It's your dollar.
But not my dollar.
Ergo. Your dollar is worth more than mine because you're older than me.

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 >>/228750/
We're the same age.

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 >>/228751/
wrong.
*kick*

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 >>/228752/
We're born in the same year.

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 >>/228753/
wrong

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 >>/228754/
What year were you born?

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 >>/228755/
idk.
dork.

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No aurora visible near me.

 >>/228756/
not oriented to time...

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 >>/228757/
Terrible.
Maybe we were lied too...

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I'm forever 17.

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I am just glad that the electrical network and internet service haven't gone down.

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 >>/228761/
Maybe EMPs are a meme this entire time.

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 >>/228762/
We're the same age.

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You keep saying that but you're at least 2yrs older than me.

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What year were you born? You're just going to lie about it since we've talked about this before.
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RED GO FASTUH

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so many maids on Twitter today.

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Fox would be a terrible maid.

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Foxes tend to be bad maids yes.

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Fox should watch Frieren.

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I want to Aussie to find a nest of baby taipans.

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dreamt of a 2 week ban where I thought about my correction

BO might wanna log in.