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 >>/17568/
That's nokedli:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sp%C3%A4tzle
It's always made from scratch (flout, salt, egg, water) in an minutes basically, very fast. The dough is kinda liquid and you need a metal thingy with holes on it to shape the noodles as you press through it into boiling water.
 >>/17575/
> archery
I read somewhere he got some (lot) criticism for his opinion. I believe the whole thing is about people liking to see everything on one bit, there's no middle opinion just black an white.
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 >>/17579/
Yes, I've seen his critics. They mostly say that videos are cut from many bad tries and that his opinion about history is wrong.

First statement looks pretty real - he can't be that good, sometimes his accuracy looks inhuman, so he clearly tried to record some episodes many times. But even if he isn't a godly  archer, he is very skilled person.

Second is more doubtful. As far as I know, we have no continuous tradition of military archery, at least in European world. And not only the archery. Most of our knowledge about military operations, tactics and skills are reconstructed from shady manuscripts, historical records and paintings. For example, many parts of Greek and Roman tactics reconstructed by historians from sculptures and occasional writings of some unrelated people (like philosophers or historians of Roman times, who never really seen a battle).

Sometimes people who work with gear, i.e. military reenactors and even larpers, know more just because they tried to use that gear, and humans didn't really changed physically in 2000 years. Of course they mostly reinvent many things, but I doubt that there is too much variety in bow or sword usage for average person.
 >>/17541/
> ISIS agriculture
Oh Ɠưinn, I forgot about ISIS. The Salafist group, they controlled territory in Nigeria, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Somalia, and even part of Marawi in the Philippines, they carried out jihadi attacks in France, Germany, Sweden, Spain, and the UK, they had American military-grade weapons taken from the Iraqi army, and controlled some of the largest oil reserves, they claimed their territory to be a Caliphate, and within their Caliphate, they destroyed Nimrud, they destroyed Jonah's tomb, they smashed non-Sunni cemeteries, and committed genocide against Yazidis. . Now they control almost nothing.
 >>/17630/
They were bad for business they had to go.

 >>/17627/
I'm curious how many takes did it take to record these. Not necessarily many. They had to practice before a lot before that, maybe years. Those who lived by the bow died by the bow "practiced" since childhood. Steppe people learned to ride horse before they learned to walk and with that came with the bow naturally and the case for those on foot like Welsh longbowmen or just simple archers was fairly similar. Sons of poachers, hunters but even simple farmers/peasants could grew up using it first as a toy then as a tool of hunting.
Compared to them modern men are in huge disadvantage. Maybe those could have more say in it who hunt with bow instead of gun as they know the situations they got in during hunts. However their hunting experience is influenced, determined by the bow they use, because these bows function only in one way with all those gadgets and convenience functions: the way how stationary archers think archery should look like.
I've more but have to bail.
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 >>/17631/
> They had to practice before a lot before that, maybe years. Those who lived by the bow died by the bow "practiced" since childhood.

Yes, one of reasons why Mongols were so strong was archery. Nomads are becoming archers from childhood and live "on the horse". Peasant who compose main part of local militia isn't a good archer or good rider, and real warrior class wasn't numerous in these times, so Mongols outnumbered everyone in number of professional soldiers.
 >>/17631/
I mistook poachers for someone who hunts birds. I wasn't sure, looked it up, now I know they're just dudes hunting illegally. Never mind.

 >>/17710/
The Welsh longbowmen were commoners not really the members of the warrior class, they were just happen to use their bows much. For a while Vlah archers were formidable and now I don't mean the Pecheneg horse archers but the sheep herding Balkanites.
Those commoners who called up as part of the levy they were more familiar with bow and arrow than us can be (with the rare exception of few).
i remember some ukranian guy posted a montage of slavs doing horrible shit to each other with some 60's russian pop song that had the word 'moscow' repeated in it over and over
does anyone have it?
 >>/17837/
Too bad I've no idea what most of his videos are about.

 >>/17843/
Kots are fascinating creatures... on their own way. Until they don't start their sado-maso action in the middle of the night or dawn they are fine.
 >>/18056/
Islam I think was modeled on Arian Christianity, Muhammad himself likely would've remained a pagan if it wasn't for an Arian (or oriental Orthodox?) monk named Sergius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahira).
 >>/18057/
There were theory that Islam is purely fake invention of 1000s, and all Muslims of first ages of Islam actually were Christians. Different religion was made later for political purposes.

Couldn't easily find the links though.
 >>/18070/
I would think it was Nestorian, Monophysite and/or whatever the Abyssinians followed. Also Jews. And even Zoroastrianism had some influence there.

 >>/18069/
> There were theory that Islam is purely fake invention of 1000s,
Oh yeah, Muslims too are very talented in inventing their own history and destroy contrary evidence labeled as the evil creations of kuffars see:ISIS in Syria.
 >>/18071/
Sergius was likely Arian Christian. Muhammad himself was well aware of Arianism, for example, in Muhammad's letter to Heraclius, the Eastern Roman Emperor, he said that "if you turn away, you bear the sins of the Arians". And yes, there's the Jews of Medina, and also partially Zoroastrianism, as well as Arab paganism, for example, Ramadan was also celebrated by Pagans, the Hajj, pilgrimage to Mecca was  also Arab Pagan.
 >>/18072/
> Sergius was likely Arian Christian.
That doesn't really matter. His meeting with Mohammed is just a passing moment of the Prophet's life. Early life. And he could have left deep impression but not with his teachings, that would have required a master-disciple relationship.
If they even met.
The life of Mohammed and with that the formation of the Islam is "sacred" history which was written in a spirit that emphasizes the divine nature of the events. Sergius' prophecy is a tool in their hands to do exactly this.
It's not surprising that every detail of his life is questionable and unsure. Like that letter.
He had to meet Christians, he most likely heard some teachings here and there. But he lived side by side with the Jews - supposedly - for a decade. He (and his followers who actually created Islam) might got more inspiration from them.
 >>/18095/
Why is "Asian" just an umbrella term for East Asians nowadays. It's a continent that stretches from Anatolia to Alaska, from Sinai to Siberia.
 >>/18095/
That grey haired chick being naughty in the first few seconds of the second webm is nice, otherwise I don't see the appeal. 

 >>/18102/
Classy.

 >>/18107/
> 1st
When those two dude were climbing into the house through the window I thought: how efficient they are. Then it turned out those are just one dude and a reflection in the mirror. Oh well.

 >>/18108/
When old peeps find the internet.
 >>/18121/
I think they use titanium pole to bear the weight. But American officers just jog casually through the wall. The cardboard can't resist to a hippo's weight.
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Additional info: 69 years old granny got enough of fags parking their car on the sidewalk. Scratched 8 cars in two days then got arrested. Frankly she's right. Pedestrians don't belong on the road, cars don't belong on the sidewalk.
 >>/18437/
Euphrates-commando
> throat-cutting technique
Much problem with that. A real victim won't just die in a heartbeat, everything become slippery from the blood and the attacker has the same chance to cut his own hand instead of the patient's neck. Or cut both. A stab in the kidneys proved much better. But again comes the previously discussed aversion of killing and cutting someone with a knife would seem preferable and easier over stabbing someone - for a normal person.
 >>/18437/
My favorite part is the scene with their "navy", literally just using a small motorboat with a 10 man crew, fighting against a full-fledged military backed by both Russia and Iran, and having to withstand airstrikes.
 >>/18438/
They're Salafists, mind you (not denying that they were just a Mossad operation), they're hell bent (literally) on iron age weapons (not even bayonets, just knives), and chopping heads. I guess it works when you're fighting an opponent that doesn't even notice you sneak up on them and just straight out behead them.
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 >>/18439/
Killing is not that easy. For future discussions you might want to consider reading this thread:  >>/8950/ (sadly all images lost) also I upload a very handy book which was excerpted in that thread.
The thoughts on "Knife Range" starts on page 129. He basically describes the situation at hand.
 >>/18441/
Also my original point was even them prefer cutting over stabbing despite being a special unit (and religious fanatics), confirming Grossman's views.
 >>/18442/
I would've thought that they're hellbent on beheading because all the early Muslims did it, and that it's proscribed in the Quran. Aside from that being just a propaganda video and nothing like their actual battles.
 >>/18443/
It does seem like me that this is a spec ops unit and prepare/training for an infiltration situation through a body of water. This situation would involve approaching and incapacitating enemy sentries from behind. But maybe not and only the Serbian Bernd's description/joke as "ISIS navy seals" influenced me to view them as such.
 >>/18444/
Protip: Whenever a jihadi group uploads a training video online, they use none of the tactics they use in real life. I might as well post this on the battle thread.
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 >>/23052/
Might be because we don't have much access to new webms, it's a time consuming process to find new interesting ones.
Hmm it seems I didn't copied Sweball with hat into the folder I generated CSS of.
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 >>/23060/
> What's that oversized swing? Even for adults it's too big. As I expressed previously, everything is oversized on the Russia.

Average swing is smaller, but I guess it is Kadyrov's personal swing located in Kadyrov's personal republic.
 >>/23285/
While acknowledging most things circulating on imageboards will be posted on 4chan one way or another, or even posted first on 4chan among imageboards (since even what's posted there mostly ain't OC just taken from elsewhere), I generally do mind.
Three boards I visit there regularly or occasionally, still I've no intention to import anything from there. Not just because there's nothing to import from /diy/ for example, but because what could be imported is just pure cancer, and also I rather keep things separate.
One problem was with KC main, and now with Kohl, the amount the 4chan crossposters who were unable to keep the two place separate and blurred the border, the separating character of the two by flooding KC (and now Kohl) with the usual traffic 4chan gets.
Not every chan on the internet should look like 4chan. It's not an Ć©talon, a golden standard other imageboards should follow. All should have find their own character. It has it's own, and those who want the 4chan experience should search it there.
That's been said, this is my opinion ofc, the others have their own and you post what you wish as well.
 >>/23285/
Tho I have to acknowledge I also smiled at the boomer webms. I find this meme silly but I can appreciate the humor based on generational differences.
 >>/23486/
Ehh. I mean... kek...
So.
I'm listening the sounds and they feel artificial, the water splashing as if someone would do it in a bathtub. But it seems synchronous with the movement of the water.
Also what's this Immortal?

> 3rd
She's a beauty. What's the film? I need it for research purposes.
 >>/23485/
interesting mood
i specially like the simple tune in the second
it reminds me of the midi music in good old vidya

 >>/23487/
metadata say L'immortelle.1963 and Picnic.At.Hanging.Rock.1975
reminder that web browsers are not media players
 >>/23491/
Thanks.

 >>/23492/
Isn't that in a hospital, rehabilitation department? That thingy maybe looks something like they fasten to your leg and help stretching or something. I guess genius parent thought that would be hilarious (I don't think the kid had enough smart to know how to fiddle with that gadget). However this could lead a neck injury. Tho also could help stretch some muscles there.
 >>/23593/
That's genius. It's interesting the crowd is mostly older people and most young men seems to have glasses. Wonder what social stratum they are from. So this "teaser" made me curious.
 >>/23500/
> Isn't that in a hospital, rehabilitation department?

never have been in one but seeing the wheelchair in the background that's also what crossed my mind
still explains very little
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 >>/23542/
Well I finally watched this movie and it was interesting the whole way through. I could only access the most shallow depths of the symbolism involved in the film but Germany's postwar history weaves a thread throughout the film's scenes, from the immigrant children to the sequence from the backseat of the oldtimer. Interestingly, the actor of the main character, Bruno Ganz died earlier this year. He is most well known probably, for his role in the 2004 film Downfall, interestingly enough this is foreshadowed in a way with the movie set in this earlier role of his.

Maybe this thread >>/16423/ needs a bump.
 >>/26074/
> asstronauts
Everyone hate their jobs. Why would they be an exception?
If you make money on your hobby, you're on the right way of turning an activity you enjoy into one that you hate.
> oy vey
1. She didn't pick her husband because of his skin but because he was Jewish.
2. She talks about dating and not marriage.
 >>/26804/
> rhabarbarabrabarbababrbeierbrbebre.
That's a good word play but noone speaks like that in practice. 

 >>/26803/
> musical slavs
There was one video where a musician actually could play a tune (maybe violin?) to the buzzing of the plumbing.
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 >>/26850/
Would this be the video you're referring to friend?

 >>/26770/
> Don't they put ketchup in all the burgers?
It depends on the cooking style of the chef, the restaurant, the entree, the manager's menu decision, etc. It varies per burger.
 >>/27067/
Meknuggetz are srs bizniss. I also remember that one.

 >>/27068/
> who will slav the world
Where's that footage from?
I see that logo of the tv channel, and I assume those guys are Soviet troops in Afghanistan.
> ghost bustahs
Kek.

 >>/27069/
> robot
Context?
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 >>/27072/
> Where's that footage from?
> I see that logo of the tv channel, and I assume those guys are Soviet troops in Afghanistan.

It's from western documentary about Afghan war: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3608008/

Also related gondola.
 >>/27072/
former mayor of Turkish capital city erected a statue of a robot. after criticism he replaced the robot with a statue of a t-rex.
> The mayor of Turkey's capital city has responded to complaints over a giant robot statue by replacing it with a huge T-Rex.
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32535917
I think the dinosaur is gone too and Ankara is now ruled by the Kemalists again instead of the sultan party.
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 >>/27072/
> context
Basically what 
 >>/27087/
said. The /news/ board in 8chan used it as their board mascot. Everytime it was posted or any news regarding the robot, you had to reply by saying "RESPECT THE ROBOT". Which they had it in this site's /news/ board

The threads were pretty funny tbh

Posting some more
 >>/27593/
For me it usually works fine. Once in a while I get a "connection failure" when I try to upload something. Then I wait a little, open up a new tab and see if it loads ok - usually connection failure is related to the 500 error - then if it loads I post the stuff again, then it wƶrks.
 >>/27591/
> night shooting
A very nice series of photos can be find on the net somewhere. An GI took them in Vietnam. A lonesome Viet took potshots at an American base, who get tired of it and shoot back. With literally everything they had. Night sky, tracer rounds, great visuals.
I dunno if they caught him.
 >>/27599/
> 80er
I imagine American nerds getting extreme nostalgia from that.
They won't ever make such ebin movies. The epitome of modern manliness.
Extreme contrast with the third webm with side by side. That short scene feels utterly wrong - even tho the motif of the man resting his head at the woman's lap/breasts is an ancient one - and makes me think it should be in reverse, the woman should rest her head on the man's chest.
 >>/27067/
> Mcnuggets
Where's that picture of American bear requesting a burger from a clerk who replies they don't sell burgers and then the bear says "Burger is my right as an American citizen" as his face turns into Spede Pasanen's and he pulls a gun?
 >>/27761/
Why is that that tactics of any kind - beside standing/marching in square formations - can be seen in not one product of the SW franchise.
 >>/27899/
They never use cover, suppressing fire, flanking, alternate unit movements, etc. in the battle/shooting scenes in these movies and cartoons. There are no sub-units, squads or platoons as far as I can tell.
In that scene they just stand in the middle shooting all around while the enemy fields more and more units around them who just walk forward and shoot (and miss 99.9% of the tiem)-
 >>/27902/
Should topless bikinis be banned?
> 2nd
And that video which somehow found it's way to the chans was recorded by some babushka. Russia is truly a miraculous place.
 >>/27900/
tbh in that scene they were caught in the open and expendable robots are expendable
 >>/27899/
I think I managed to get to 2nd season. That was long time ago so my memory may be failing but there was increase in quality.
 >>/27941/
Master transporters.
SE Asia, China I'd guess.

 >>/27935/
> Why? I would think you wouldn't want that to happen at all.
All right, not sometimes, but happens. That shell was a dud, such is life. As far as I know there's pointy thing at the end of the barrel, the shell has a charge at the back which gets ignited and that propels it out of the barrel. The charge was faulty.
Sometimes a round gets stuck in the rifle, sometimes an airplane falls out of the sky. Shit happens.
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 >>/28910/
I had to turn upside down my monitor to watch those.
> Don't you want to become a cult leader?
I'm thinking about that for a while now. I believe the real core of the problem our age face is the lack of morality, the flexibility of it. The traditional religions can't offer a solution they already played all of their cards, what humanity needs is a new one. I was thinking more of a "life philosophy" originally but a cult is fine too.
> safari
Oh god, all those people... this is some industrial level of tourism.
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 >>/28936/
Australian birds are very intelligent for some reason which I can't exactly recall at the moment. Just recently the magpies at the end of my street have stared their swooping season and are causing so much strife that signs were erected to warn passers-by of their notorious deeds, but they never swoop me because magpies can memorise the faces and attitudes of their neighbours.
 >>/29020/
> PPSh
Yeah, that happens. Not sure what that dude wanted to do.
I heard a similar story, which supposedly happened in the Hungarian Defence Force. Conscripts had a little fun with loosening of their AK's bolt system so they could use the weight of the bolt to load the first round into the chamber by just swinging the gun. Then one day when they were transported in the back of the truck somewhere and they had to held their weapons between their legs, muzzle pointing up, at a bump one of the gun fired by itself, killing it's owner with a headshot from below.
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 >>/31110/
> topkek
Sometimes I watch such videos, food and sweets tasing, with Hungarian stuff. Too bad "original" Hungarian sweets are sparse, all this generic Euro snacks all around (once I saw they sent fucking Milka...). And to be honest in this vid you linked, all those stuff are the same generic, no original Turkish, and generally boring video, could have just eat US made cookies.
Kek, I remember one guy tasted a TĆŗrĆ³ Rudi, couldn't recognize the ingredients beside chocolate and said it tastes like orange or something similar citrus whatever. Then he said that thing sat in his fridge liek an months. That's way over expiration and considering the main ingredient is cottage cheese... I guess yeah it could taste kinda citric.

I have other things to add. Yeah, I recognized the dude... Yeah, everyone watches porn but normalizing it (porn actors/actresses using social media and be "humans" for the public) and trying to making it look harmless and acceptable by the standards social norms isn't a good thing. This just leads to that dystopic future what German Bernd described in his "cyberpunk" thread.
If it was a way for him out of porn, and not just another marketing platform I'd say it's better he (and others who do the same) doing this.
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 >>/31114/
> You just cant stand a decent man appreciating Turkish snacks.
wtf? He didn't even review turkish delights? utter garbage. Do you eat turkish delights? I'd imagine you probably eat them every day, they are just a special treat for us brits.
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 >>/31207/
no my greatest ally. there are traditional bazaars and there are people making lokum (TĆ¼rkish delight) more than a century. I make my relatives buy for me and sometimes stack it. But I have no stack right now, but I can go to bazaar and buy some avarage ones.

hacı bekir makes the best ones and they are the oldest one around, for late 1700's.
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 >>/31211/
imagine cotton candy minus generic industrial sugar taste.

I'm not good at describing such things like that

We also have saray helvası, it's like pişmaniye but it is more shaped practically almost same thing. Cheap shops have chocolate covered saray helvası avaible for sale.
 >>/31204/
> they are just a special treat for us brits.

Interesting, that these kind of sweets are pretty widespread in Russia. They are called eastern (oriental) sweets and can be found in almost any non-small shop. Most popular types are Baklava (called "pakhlava" here) and lokum (called "rahat-lukum").
 >>/31222/
turns out both russians and ukranians calls it like that. rahat means relaxed btw.

but how does one make a lokum relax? imagine you make your lokum watch germanhistory.webm for hours. that's kc tire relaxing therapy.
 >>/17579/
It is highly stylised and he does exaggerate but much of what he says is based on truth.

 >>/17627/
He follows eastern teaching not western and there is quite a wealth of knowledge about that. There isn't so much regarding European archery because it was phased out sooner and it was not a martial art of the nobility(they used bows but only for leisure), this is why archery in Europe is so simple, it's a strong man firing a strong bow, it has nowhere near the finesse or depth that it did in the east.
 >>/33827/
In Zen, archery is a meditation technique. The Bushido is the code of a warrior on a horse with a bow.
I wonder what our ancestors on steppe thought about it. They could ride before they could walk but they started tensing bows very early and they didn't put down the bow til the grave (not even after). Not to mention the making of recurve/reflex bows needed skilled craftsmen and was not a quick process. They sure had numerous and deep thoughts about it.
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 >>/34412/
> 1st
Following a series, The Outsider, Stephen King novel adaptation. A Jewish lawyer just told that joke in the last episode.
> 2nd
Look so calm inside.
> 3rd
Keks.

Oh I saved something just yesterday thinking I should post it here.
 >>/34454/
It's not like they just pick a random Chrysler parked on the street. They actually want out and bought one. So one could argue that's a win for Chrysler. Also the one is really having a hard time breaking the window even though they have a sledge hammer. 
 >>/34459/
The Iditarod is the largest dog sled race in the world
 >>/34464/
I would guess they bought a used one.
> having a hard time breaking the window
Maybe a woman?

 >>/34464/
> largest dog sled race in the world
Then those dogs participating are cared for better than 99% of the dog population of Earth. How horrible.
 >>/35273/
The last one was funny until that fag started to laugh. And a good concept, could be elevated to mindfuck levels if seemingly ordinary unrelated people could be involved, liek babushkas, or workers filling potholes, or a couple pushing baby carriage, etc.

 >>/35292/
 >>/35293/
Normies.

 >>/35297/
Decontaminated.

 >>/35357/
Stronk. He actually looks fit. Probably the beer a day.

 >>/35358/
Laffed a little.
 >>/35541/
Thanks. Her voice isn't the greatest judging by that one sample but kinda I dunno... gentle in that song. Probably will listen what she can sing.

 >>/35541/
Too electronic for my taste, btw we have a music thread if you are interested.
 >>/36351/
Now as a comment to that video.
> no moonlanding
In a sense it doesn't even matter if it really happened. It's liek, you do something awesome in your youth. Could be anything. And you tell it to everyone, but each passing year, even people who witnessed it gets tired of it, memory distorts, you meet new people who didn't know you and they only have the impression of the man you are now and not back then, they can't even imagine you could do such thing, and in time that story about that awesome stuff you did becomes a tall tale, people will just shrug or worse, demand proofs, and what if even you have material proof, a document, a plaque, a cup or something, you don't have with you all the time, or the nature of your deed is such you don't have any documentation, or even witnesses... did you really do it? In time maybe even you will question it you could do that, maybe you just remember wrong.
It's also kinda liek Al Bundy with the lost glory, riding the dead horse, and noone cares.
Moonlanding? So what, they don't do it now, will they ever again?
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A very common set of Welsh traits I've noticed is dark wavy hair with blue eyes and pale skin. Not sure exactly why. Most are work-horse brides though, can pull plough and plant potatoes, not big bellies, just over all stronk.
As for attitudes, imagine a conservative racist who's addicted to sucking dick.
 >>/36424/
I imagined it was some Celt/Roman mix, which would be historically accurate though very long ago to not be diluted by now. Perhaps a testament to the Welsh hatred of outsiders.
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 >>/36425/

Spanish-like phenotype is relatively common in British islands, probably related to migrations from Iberia after last ice age.

Also:

> A 2017 study showed that British Neolithic farmers had formerly been genetically similar to contemporary populations in the Iberian peninsula,
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> You ain't upgraded the paper mask, do you?

I didn't even have it now, it remained at work. Although testing revealed that it is not so good to wear, it falls down too often. Proper leather version is required.
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 >>/17800/
> Luchshyj gorod Zemli (Š›ŃƒŃ‡ŃˆŠøŠ¹ Š³Š¾Ń€Š¾Š“ Š—ŠµŠ¼Š»Šø)
> The Best City in the World by Muslim Magomayev (musician)

> Muslim Magometovich Magomayev (Azerbaijani: MĆ¼slĆ¼m Məhəmməd oğlu Maqomayev, 17 August 1942 ā€“ 25 October 2008), dubbed the "King of Songs" and the "Soviet Sinatra" was a Soviet Azerbajiani baritone operatic pop singer. He achieved iconic status in Russia and the post-Soviet countries for his vocal talent and charisma.

huh, Muslim is a first name?
 >>/36808/
>  >Muslim Magometovich Magomayev (Azerbaijani: MĆ¼slĆ¼m Məhəmməd oğlu Maqomayev
> huh, Muslim is a first name?

Yes, it is relatively common. I've seen people with that name and with variations, i.e Abdulmuslim or such.

Although in many languages word "Muslim" doesn't have direct meaning, so it doesn't look strange. For example, in Russian there is no such word, Muslim (person of religion) is musulmanin. In Azeri language it is "mĆ¼səlman".

Typical cultural thing. Remember the name Christian and it's variations.
 >>/37600/
I only managed to about 30-31 mins, I had to sleep, I'll try to finish today. But to that point what he said was fair and plausible.
The video also contains footage from others who practice archery, do historical research, or helped in the making of the original video.
One horsearcher (judging by his name, he might be Croat) says that archers had different motivation when they leaned their trade, than what we have today. Their skill in archery meant if they stay alive or die. It was a serious matter with dire consequences. And adding the fact that a lot of them grew up with a bow in their hands, we can conclude the average archer back in the day was a master of the bow compared to even the most skilled archer we have today. Especially considering that lot of our archers learnt archery as a static sport and never deviated from it.
But I really wanna ask, what makes you not trusting what he says?
If you are interested, you should watch this new video, it is very different than the original, which might came out a little sensationalist.
 >>/37623/
Just me trusting my gut. He doesnt seem sincere. His first video was about him making a bunch of trick shots that perhaps looked impressive. I wonder what his motive is.

Your point about archers in the past being volumes more proficient that archers today cannot be stressed enough. Or riding skills. Or just simply living in nature. Modern man is a joke compared to our ancestors.
 >>/36401/
> As for attitudes, imagine a conservative racist who's addicted to sucking dick.
How would one go about finding a racist dick sucking fanatic?
 >>/37650/
> How would one go about finding a racist dick sucking fanatic?

Put an ad on the newspaper for it. 

Alternatively, just put something similar to a help wanted sign in your window for it
 >>/37790/
really....

Total revenue of the budget of Chechnya for 2017 was 59.2 billion rubles. Of these, 48.5 billion rubles were so-called "gratuitous receipts" from the federal budget of the Russian Federation.
> Chechnya


Military reinforcements were flooding into Dijon after Chechen gangs were filmed firing assault rifles in the air as they prepared to carry out revenge attacks.

Horrifying videos released on social media show the well-armed masked men ā€“ who also brandish pistols ā€“ in the eastern city, 200 miles from Paris.

The hooded gang members are refugees from Chechnya ā€“ part of the Russian Federation which has been involved in two bloody independence wars over the past 26 years.

Unrest has been going on for the past three nights, a Dijon police source said on Monday. Chechen gangs linked to the drug trade and other criminal activity have mobilised to take part in battles with other gangs.

Weapons including Kalashnikovs, axes and baseball bats are being carried openly on the streets, and live ammunition is being fired. People are terrified.

The source said that the trouble was originally triggered by an assault of a 16-year-old Chechen last Wednesday which is being investigated as attempted murder.

The Chechens reacted violently, going into housing estates in vast numbers to see try and find who was responsible, the source added.

The situation in Dijon is now so tense that military and police reinforcements are being drafted in to the city, the source added.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8424389/Soldiers-streets-Dijon-restore-calm-Chechen-gangs-open-fire.html
 >>/37923/
Did they build the cycle lane?
He has some point.
> let's save the environment
> i've a good idea: cut these trees!
> let's make cycle lanes and ban cars from the roads!
I disagree with that avocado example. If one rides a hummvee that avocado still have to be flown in...
 >>/37953/
Was that made by someone dude weed lmao? Sounds like it.
> America needs to move from me to we.
That is the right thing. Recognizing the individual is part of a larger entity is a step toward maturing. Without the ability of handling this group identity people can't even build healthy families. Right now we live in the era of the ego and individualism, thanks for the boundless liberalism and socialism, that without the control of the nationalism fragmented all societies.
But there's more urgent question. What are agenda 1-20?
 >>/37954/
> collectivism
Not as in a tribal society, but more-so like Marxism, where nations are all abolished and replaced with abstractions. That video may be pushing some misdirection, so it's not so much replacing the individual with a collective, but replacing a good collective with a bad one.
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Uhh yep. It's mixing semi-religious Church chorus music with a malnourished man taking in Korean. About farming.  And how amazing it is.

X-----D how silly. Where did you even get this bernd? Are you secretly a North Korean agent sent to spy on us fam?
 >>/38934/
> Originally was on Youtube. Maybe they still have some NK TV footage.

Ahh, got it

 >>/38943/
This is a little too disturbing for me tbh
 >>/39682/
The webm webum or the mp4 webum?

 >>/41835/
There was an old webum thread, but that autosaged long ago. Then this was maded. Then a Finnball made a new one, but I pointed to this one we already had. Mayhaps the Finnball was Bogdan just testing if that IP is banned or not (because just after that some typical Bogdan posts were posted).
That's a good webum you have there.
 >>/43184/
He is an economist called ƖzgĆ¼r Demirtaş, massive attention  whore. His entire economic theory can be summed up as "just robots and artificial intelligence bro". There were rumors about him (most  likely by his retarded fanbase) he is gonna be presidental candidate and he will win by landslile because he is above ideologies and will make everyone rich. 

Only thing you need to do is, liking his tweets and flatter him to make super techno Turkey with Big Brother syndrome come in to existence.
 >>/43239/
Who made that gadget? Still WWII prisoners working in hidden gulags somewhere?
Poor raccoon, I bet those kids knocked on his cozy home all night. Or even worse.
 >>/43324/
That shit is funnier to be honest. That Ukro conflict resulted in much shitflinging (and unreadable full Cyrillic threads) on Krautchan.
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Needs a white background in the back fam. Or Spede and Spurdo as the background image

 >>/43327/
It is a lil more funny than mine. I just wanted to bump the thread and upload that webm  >>/43307/

 >>/43344/
> Not really but they both worship technology and they both have AI worshipping cancer zoomer fanbase.

So there's a lil bit similar. Is he like Elon who gets plastered by le reddit all over the internet in Turkish webpages? Is there even a Turkish reddit? Does he get posted there too?
 >>/43356/
Well, I was just inspired by the vid you uploaded. It's the "keep calm and carry on" poster. I was hesitant with the background, it was made with a keep calm generator and the color picker had its limitations.

 >>/43344/
Was thinking on how we are in a deep shit with the new generations growing up and allowed to vote. They have zero experience, no idea what oppression is, but were grew up on the media trash and are fed by social media fads.
Maybe the older generations are close minded idiots, but their poor choices sounds miles better than of the coming ones.
 >>/43358/
> Maybe the older generations are close minded idiots, but their poor choices sounds miles better than of the coming ones.

Current society is made so only more keins and neurotipicals keep getting made. Being a bernd will be made illegal eventually. 

Screencap this post because you know it's true
 >>/43381/
> Current society is made so only more keins and neurotipicals keep getting made. Being a bernd will be made illegal eventually. 

I think it would be different. Society slowly getting virtual for multiple reasons, from economic (it is easy to do fulfill capitalistic growth when there are no real product, i.e. virtual things like games, while having costly real things like normal food or housing) to political (people who don't enjoy real societal activities are easily manipulated in their internet bubbles, especially sitting on welfare).

Covid lockdowns are good example of future society.
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>  Is he like Elon who gets plastered by le reddit all over the internet in Turkish webpages?
We have Turkish version of reddit and yes he gets plastered all over the internet.

 >>/43358/
> Maybe the older generations are close minded idiots, but their poor choices sounds miles better than of the coming ones.
One needs to feel the cold to acknowledge the value of the warmth. Newer generations will fuck up really bad in case some kind of rapid change comes up.

Also Erdo did it again.
 >>/43387/
> Erdo did it again.
He's just optimist. He hoped if he offer his hand, hers will grow back.
Reminds me of a minister of ours who wanted to shake hand with an Orthodox Jew. He constantly dodged the offered hand while she did not realize what was the problem.
 >>/43387/
> We have Turkish version of reddit and yes he gets plastered all over the internet.
I guess every society is kinda the all the same in one way or another

> that webm
X----DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Maybe he was just being cheeky. Some Turks I've met are like that

 >>/43395/
> He's just optimist. He hoped if he offer his hand, hers will grow back.
That was probably it

> One needs to feel the cold to acknowledge the value of the warmth. Newer generations will fuck up really bad in case some kind of rapid change comes up.
You are probably right on that one
 >>/43435/
meems aside, do people actually like Erdogan, or is he liek one of those bosses that isn't really fit for the position but he has it for some reason or another?
 >>/43501/
Note how "based" and "cringe" have come to mean "I like it" and "I don't like it". Originally they had specific meanings, based is about boldness and not giving a fuck while cringe is a shameful public display. They just diluted into vague positive and negative markers, like memes that are initially precise and then lose their edge until they become "x good y bad".
 >>/43993/
Every overused terms go through the "meaning degradation" process on IBs. IRL too meaning sometimes changes, organically. Beside this tendency on IBs usually due to newfags, underage b&, and foreigners, who have to guess the meaning due to lack of information, context. Also people get sloppy and lazy, and there are those who don't give a fuck if they use a term wrong despite they are very well aware the definition.
 >>/44003/
That's an mkv. It still can be downloaded.
Or:
> ffmpeg -i input.mkv -vcodec libx264 -crf 28 output.mp4
I'm not sure right now which codec to use for webm conversion. Also crf should be an integer between 20 and 30.
 >>/44019/
It looks like a band playing an event for Soldiers(hardly rare), it's Pop music too and they are Korean(so not Japanese Id*l Otaku). Such western Pop music is not really a part of Otaku culture, though technically one can be an Otaku about anything. It's kind of like the western word nerd, it has connotations to a subcultre but at the same time one does not have to be part of that subculture to be a nerd, you could have Bird Nerds or Industrial Capacity of the Ottoman Empire Nerds or even sport nerds.
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 >>/44019/
ACKCHUALLY

This is a pretty interesting occurrence.
There was a group brave girls that had a song come out in like 2017 call "Rollin'." Since then I think they had some members leave and had new members come in which is pretty much a death sentence in kpop.
They kept grinding though playing shows for the military when the big music shows and variety shows weren't having them anymore.
Their song was then featured in some compilation or some shit and it just fucking exploded.
A four year old song started charting again at the beginning of this year, they're in the top 10 for sales for the year on a four year old album that never sold anywhere near that well.
They're public image went up significantly because they selflessly and tirelessly performed for the troops (dog bless.)
They even have a new album coming out I'm pretty sure.  
Oh wow actually all new members tbh, complete lineup overhaul.
 >>/44004/
> Yamaguchi
Huh. I did not know about that.

 >>/44005/
> free fries
> covid/pneumonia kills fatsos
> let's clog some arteries with freedumb fries and burger
Good job.
> molest
I wonder if there was any previous verbal exchange. Otherwise I can't decide which one is the bigger autist.

 >>/44007/
> cat orchestra
That was actually cute/funny.
> folk song
Classic.

 >>/44009/
> whore destroyed
He found her on VK with face recognition?

 >>/44016/
> marty
moar liek Bernd amirite?
 >>/44020/
these clowns cheering on pop sluts dancing at their saccharine pop faggoty trash are fucking SOLDIERS??
fucking gay east and gayer west
somebody end this world already
 >>/44028/
Well they are conscripts most likely. It's not like it's anything new either, pop singers frequently do such things and many went to Iraq or Afghanistan or Vietnam to sing for troops. Even before Pop music as we know it there were still female singers entertaining troops.
 >>/44028/
Ofc they do. You know how boring military service is? And they are normies who have to be away from women (although I bet they are let home more frequently than our conscripts were allowed when the institution existed) so watching some hot chicks shaking their asses on stage constitutes as good fun to them.
Also this:  >>/44029/
 >>/44143/
> aggressive rushdown
Whoa, when I saw the game I just knew it will be about that.

 >>/44147/
> 1st
Where did he jump?
Seems awfully short distance to guarantee death. Could result in long suffering.
> posting fart jokes
At least a bit if German in you beside all those Jew.
> train
I bet at least one person was nervous that day.
 >>/44148/
> 4th
Wtf was in that container and what did that do on the post?
> oh fugg, that 1st one was some chinese professor's suicide video
It's fine. I'm more worried about all these mp4s in a webm thread...
 >>/44149/
> 3rd
What the fcuck?!
> 4th
I assume she's some kickboxer or whoever and that's part of her training.
 >>/44154/
> Where did he jump?
> Seems awfully short distance to guarantee death. Could result in long suffering.
He was probably paid a visit in his office and had to act fast...
Headlines looked like he was helped in defenestration but video revealed different story.
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3137939/leading-chinese-nuclear-scientist-dies-fall-building
Note: this was right after it was leaked to the world that the EPR reactor (brand new European tech, fairly experimental, two were supposed to run in Olkiluoto and Flamanville too but they're being constantly delayed for various construction problems ā€“ something China doesn't care about) of Taishan is leaking shitloads of radon, and that China is apparently, in a typical manner, trying to sweep it under the rug.
 >>/44154/
> Wtf was in that container and what did that do on the post?

Looks like transformer got short circuit resulting in electrical explosion
 >>/44981/
> Umm, great.

He's so-so. Honestly he's really kinda gross. He posts on kohl often. Would be interesting inviting him here. 

> Sure
I'll look into more webms I have of him
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> Really? This can be a problem, we have very high standards and expectations.

Perhaps it is another mistranslation. I meant to say he is gross as in he has a very gross appearance. I am not an edgy kein so I won't post anything crazy. I'll upload some videos now. 

There are some pilgrimage videos for his house around. Although they are humorous, I do not condone them. Invasion of privacy on people's houses isn't a good idea
 >>/45163/
> 2nd pic
Wow, I have the same hairstyle. Nod really.
Why people molesting him at his crib?

 >>/45165/
I think he is more of a /b/ phenomenon. Among the international crowd far less people know German well enough. Or at all.
 >>/45185/
> I think he is more of a /b/ phenomenon. Among the international crowd far less people know German well enough. Or at all.

He was posted on kc sometimes INFA 100%

> Why people molesting him at his crib?
He posted his address in a stream once and dared people to go bother him at his lil crib. And tthey've been doing it ever since. You know how keins are
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Update on this: Rainer just got arrested with a 2 year jail time sentence for throwing a rock at someone who was agains going inside his crib, and for violating his previous court order against it. 

The Drachetrain has fully stopped
RIP DRACHE
 >>/45435/
Sometimes yes, due to German posters.

 >>/45436/
He was a dingus to share his address, but this is nuts.
Also 2 years actual jail? Isn't that a bit excessive for throwing a rock? Did he harmed anyone? And if he did, how much?
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> He was a dingus to share his address, 

He kinda slow doe

> Also 2 years actual jail? Isn't that a bit excessive for throwing a rock? Did he harmed anyone? And if he did, how much?

I lost the original saved copy of the thread for him but basically

1) Someone wearing glasses broke into his house. He punched him

2) Since he could have gone blind, Rainer was sent to court for it 

3) They basically gave him a fine first I think. And explicitly told him not to do any more streams ever again

4) Then he made a new stream the next day saying that he's "not going anywhere"

5) polizei saw it and gave him 2 years for it

6) No more Rainer videos 5evar


Germany is fugged with self defence laws tbh
 >>/45500/

Treasure Island is actually pretty cool animation, it has some memes inside, some humor and rock band performing the soundtrack. Animation isn't bad considering that it isn't big movie.
 >>/45504/
It's a really good movie. There's lots of obscure in Eastern Europe that most bernds don't know about. Wish there was a thread to recommend and upload some

I got some from a saved thread about Eastern Euro animations. I dunno
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 >>/45500/
The real difference might be that in US and Japan probably made some other cartoons in that year.

 >>/45504/
As far as I know that one never made it here. The country was too much in a USA fever. Getting Cartoon Network.

 >>/45506/
Isn't the tv/movie thread used for that?

 >>/45511/
Washirabbits. Looks like something they would broadcast as a tale before the kids went into bed.
Fun fact. Here the evening tales were framed by and intro and outro, a short animation featuring a teddy bear and his doll preparing for the tale, and going to bed. It had several versions.

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Got it.

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