/kc/ - Krautchan

Imagine Yugoslavia is the Soviet Union, Serbia is Russia and Croatia is Ukraine. Also write everything in Cyrillic.

A more correct parallel would be:
Soviet Union = Yugoslavia
Russia = Serbia
Ukraine = Bosnia
Belarus = Monkeydonia
Eesti = Slovenia
Latvia = Croatia
Lithuania = Monte Negro
Chechnya = Kosovo
But for our purpose the original metaphor will do.

 >>/33512/
Also:
Finland = Austria
Hungary = Hungary

 >>/33512/
Swap Latvia and Belarus and you're good to go. Also, Georgia is either Bulgaria or Greece.

 >>/33515/
> Swap Latvia and Belarus
Why? Belarus has good relations with Russia unlike Croatia with Serbia I dunno the relations of Macedonia to Serbia. And the line of the three Baltics fits into the dynamics of Eesti, Cr, and MN.
Georgia is Bulgaria, Armenia is Grease, Turkey is Turkey.
Also Romania is Romania.

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 >>/33517/
> Belarus has good relations with Russia

Maybe Belarus is Montenegro then?

t. don't really good in Balkan politics

 >>/33517/
Eh, I didn't really think munch when saying that. I just thought that Latvia was just too small to be Croatia (which was the "nemesis" of Serbia that wasn't Albania). I also didn't really read Monkeydonia there, though I suppose Monkeydonia could be something more like Abkhazia/South Ossetia (breakaway region of Bulgaria/Georgia). 
Azerbaijan is Albania (even was called Caucasian Albania) which conflicted with both Russia/Serbia historically and nowadays Armenia/Greece.

 >>/33518/
I really have no idea about Montenegro-Serbia relations either.
Balkan politics tl;dr: free for all.

 >>/33519/
You have some good points there, but from the Serbia's "nemesis" perspective I can't really find similar to Russia. With that Albania thing I agree that Caucasus region is a funny place, Albania, Iberia, Georgia.
Then with Monkeydonia we are back at square one with Montenegro  >>/33518/ . But that could be decided with taking a look into their relations. The one who has better relation is Belarus, the other is Lithua.

 >>/33521/
Maybe Poland's Croatia, not Lithuania? Both are still Slavs, further west, Catholic in contrast with Orthodox, and was historically the nemesis of Russia/Serbia, before Prussia/Austria ate it up. They were both united with a different non-Slavic Catholic power before being eaten up by Prussia/Austria (Poland with Lithuania, Croatia with Hungary). Both had crazy Serb/Ruthenian minorities as well.
It's just that Poland wasn't a part of the USSR.

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 >>/33522/
Yeah, it isn't ex-Soviet state, but Croatia is ex-Yugo.
Tho Lithuania... was breddy big and strong with Poland, I bet they kicked some Russian buttocks.
Then Hungary is Poland, while Croatia is Lithua.
But who is Latvia?

Also this discussion reminds me of picrel. Always gets me.

 >>/33523/
Latvia is MonteNEGRO. Or maybe Belarus is Montenegro because it's (literally) second Russia, while Latvia is Monkeydonia? Which country loves Serbia more, Montenegro or North Macedonia? Whichever it is, that's Belarus, and the other is Latvia.

 >>/33510/
> Ukrainian?

East or west? One is Polish, other Russian.

 >>/33524/
According to Wikipee:
Montenegro and Serbia - okay relations
Macedonia and Serbia - good relations
Both Mn and Mc recognized Kosovo's independence, but only Montenegro's ambassador was expelled from Belgrade.

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Why no Ukraine posters?

 >>/33554/
We don't have any. There's not much in the first place.
Too bad to be honest, I'm kinda proud of the hohol hat. That turned out breddy gud.

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 >>/33555/
Maybe Yaro will visit us someday.

 >>/33563/
Maybe. There was a breddy gud Ukro poster here, he poasted cooking fish. But went back the KC main.

Being Ukrainian is like being Russian but less homo but also more homo at the same time, but the further west you go you basically become Polish but more homo.

 >>/33945/
why isn't my flag appearing

 >>/33946/
wtf I'm not a mountain jew what's going on

 >>/33945/
> Polish but more homo.
So you're saying Poles are less homo?

 >>/33947/
The service Endchan is relying on is bad recognizing Ukrainian IPs it seems. It's not the first case it happens. At least you don't have to suffer anymore on the sovokland.

They seem to be a lot more European than Russians are, appearance wise. When you see footage of Ukrainian Soldier vs Russia soldiers the Russian soldiers have more Slavic features. Not all of them of course however.

 >>/34139/
Tatar and Sarmatian heda.

Huh. Maybe we can get a genuine answer now.

sexy ladies

Cold also dark

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Being prepared for early backups

 >>/41496/
Remember Petya?

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How much does it cost to live on the Ukraine? Could I live there on $1000 US a year? This way I could just live off dividends.

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 >>/42007/
> How much does it cost to live on the Ukraine? Could I live there on $1000 US a year?

80$ in month? It would be barely enough for cheap and simple food that you'll need to prepare by itself (rice, potatoes, maybe rare meat once a month etc, no delivered pizzas and other lazy stuff). I guess you wouldn't have enough money to rent any flat and have adequate food, choose one.

Remember, that prices for non-edible stuff (electronics, clothing) are mostly same everywhere, and maybe they are even larger in post-soviet states than in the WECT. All these things coming from China anyway, so add the tariffs and transport.

Of course, if you want to live as hermit in the woods without any civilization it would be relatively ok, but I guess it would be ok even in Australia too.

 >>/42008/
I thought the Ukraine was supposed to be cheap... How am I going to be an oligarch now?

 >>/42007/
I've looked up and U$ 1000 is enough to feed yourself for a year and have some cash left in the poorest Brazilian capitals. No oligarch life, though, for that you might look lower, such as towards Haiti.

 >>/42009/
With 1000$ a month.

i'd assume it involves chronic CS:GO addiction.

 >>/42043/
What's it like being Tunisian?

 >>/42045/
It's liek being an Italian who isn't in the EU until finds a boat.

test.

 >>/42045/
Seeing their flag, it's like being fan fiction of Turkey.

 >>/42064/
Keks.
Reminding me a combination of the Japanese flag and some Soviet symbolism.
How come do you guys don't have any green in your flags?

 >>/33554/
Most are lurking, some dudes from kropyva.ch may know about this place, considering that anons there shilled for alternatives.

 >>/43762/
> Most are lurking,

Pls post here more. Ukrainian posts on kc are always either le funny or ebin. They also account for 90% of the OC that shows up on kc IIRC

dead board

 >>/44285/
> ded board
Nahhh