heres your once trad Christian waifu bro
==This is the real /comf-v/ vidya thread==
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Wrap up and post some nostalgia based or comfy based video game materia ITT.
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Thread to discuss diet and fitness.
Thread #2, last one is autosage
Media Thread, Film, Music, Vidya, Books
1. Breathing Detoxifies and Releases Toxins
Your body is designed to release 70% of its toxins through breathing. If you are not breathing effectively, you are not properly ridding your body of its toxins i.e. other systems in your body must work overtime which could eventually lead to illness. When you exhale air from your body you release carbon dioxide that has been passed through from your bloodstream into your lungs. Carbon dioxide is a natural waste of your body's metabolism.
2. Breathing Releases Tension
Think how your body feels when you are tense, angry, scared or stressed. It constricts. Your muscles get tight and your breathing becomes shallow. When your breathing is shallow you are not getting the amount of oxygen that your body needs.
3. Breathing Relaxes the Mind/Body and Brings Clarity
Oxygenation of the brain reducing excessive anxiety levels. Paying attention to your breathing. Breathe slowly, deeply and purposefully into your body. Notice any places that are tight and breathe into them. As you relax your body, you may find that the breathing brings clarity and insights to you as well.
4. Breathing Relieves Emotional Problems
Breathing will help clear uneasy feelings out of your body.
5. Breathing Relieves Pain
You may not realize its connection to how you think, feel and experience life. For example, what happens to your breathing when you anticipate pain? You probably hold your breath. Yet studies show that breathing into your pain helps to ease it.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
man elbowing stairs in winter
Space is Terrifying - Astrophobia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7-E0cBkcb14
conspiracy theory
in the future captcha's will become so hard that only computers will be able to solve them
==Blog Thread==
Post what stupid shit you got up to ITT.
just woke up and i have no fucking idea where i am
its really like this isnt it
Beautiful White Women thread #1
shit eating general, for discussion of eating shit
piss drinking discussion is ok too
> "it looks to be that he shit his arse off to death while also pissing piss and he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until his colon was shit out and his dick was bitten off by a californian worm of some kind, he then appeared to crawl dickless, arseless and shitless to the nearest highway where he was subsequently ran over over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this before, that's not even the worst part, what's worse is that he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got fucking wrecked as a result, its a good thing he was dead before the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a sicko here horatio"
Could Aspergers be used to power small towns and cities in the near future?
whats your excuse retard?
It just seems as though the people who existed thousands or even hundreds of years ago had a way more vivid Imagination, proven by the religious and philosophical texts we are able to study, the Egyptians for example had a vast array of quite magnificent texts/beliefs.
Do you guys think there is a chance that the Human brain eventually 'gives up' or 'dies' in regards to it's ability to internally visualise scenarios? out of a lack of a need to? Call it imagination atrophy if you will, I'm curious to hear your thought's.
these dipshits arent ever going to find anything
AI has given birth to doubt, nothing now found will be believed, in videos of new discoveries the comments are going to be awash with people saying fake and AI
And how are said videos going to be proven to be real? my guess is multiple camera angles, in a year stock prices of recording equipment are going to go up.
up to you you guys wanna hear some rock and roll or you wanna go home
A Mountain of Phone-posters.
would you eat your own shit for free if it meant that you got to eat your own shit
rememeber http://4chon.net/nekoarc/ l;ol
Pokimane suffers from fat granny syndrome
Industrialism was a fucking mistake
humans want to live longer yet they'll call 40 old
stonge ghob fiena pull up
I want to completely detach myself from every social construct and create a vision of reality that is mine and mine alone, different from that of the rest of the normies, how do I achieve this? I'm being serious.
wee wee woman in somewhere shop
everyone's waiting for lolcow thread #2 on 4chon.me faggot
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I AM CAPSLOCK
THIS IS MY CAPSLOCK THREAD
ive cracked the key to the 'childhood happiness'
the end of which coincides with teenage 'progression' and a desire to be seen as **cool**
to increase happiness = stop trying to be cool
just look at supermodels and 2cool4u celebrities, they never smile
does anyone know where i can buy rumpelstiltskin eggs?
farting at 65 miles per hour
100 Reasons To Stay Alive
1.to make your parents proud
2.to conquer your fears
3.to see your family again
4.to see your Favorite artist live
5.to listen to music again
6.to experience a new culture
7.to make new friends
8.to inspire
9.to have your own children
10.to adopt your own pet
11.to make yourself proud
12.to meet your idols
13.to laugh until you cry
14.to feel tears of happiness
15.to eat your favorite food
16.to see your siblings grow
17.to pass school
18.to get tattoo
19.to smile until your cheeks hurt
20.to meet your internet friends
21.to find someone who loves you like you deserve
22.to eat ice cream on a hot day
23.to drink hot chocolate on a cold day
24.to see untouched snow in the morning
25.to see a sunset that sets the sky on fire
26.to see stars light up the sky
27.to read a book that changes your life
28.to see the flowers in the spring
29.to see the leaves change from green to brown
30.to travel abroad
31.to learn a new language
32.to learn to draw
33.to tell others your story in the hopes of helping them
34.Puppy kisses.
35.Baby kisses (the open mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek).
36.Swear words and the release you feel when you say them.
37.Trampolines.
38.Ice cream.
39.Stargazing.
40.Cloud watching.
41.Taking a shower and then sleeping in clean sheets.
42.Receiving thoughtful gifts.
43.“I saw this and thought of you."
44.The feeling you get when someone you love says, “I love you."
45.The relief you feel after crying.
46.Sunshine.
47.The feeling you get when someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention.
48.Your future wedding.
49.Your favorite candy bar.
50.New clothes.
You wanna know what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like?
voyager 1 hits an alien spaceship doing fuck knows miles per hour thus begins our externination
Hydrogen infused water
Is this a load of shit or not?
https://bodynflow.co/products/hydrogen-water-bottle?fbclid=PAAaYiusLEFJGj5xtNNXsY8xczSs4UOmAdr5Oyrel-z_nhg_sqvQHLju-UyQ8_aem_AU3ULO6qapR_RuMn37sNyzGr1ttaX5lSjmllANhaw4FlergXbmME1jpnm6Ne804zUV3GCjFTSwZbMET4j-kfLVg6
study
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22520831/
==Has pronunciation of words always been the same?==
The way we say certain words, how do we know they are supposed to be pronounced the way we pronounce them? What if they were said differently when they were created? Also I believe this could also apply to the names of historical rulers.
For example Genghis Khan, we say it very casually, example (gehn giss kaan) I think it may have been pronounced with as much gusto as humanly possible, the potential reason being that if someone were to say his name lazily they might have been murdered, I also believe that by extension in modern day, us not doing this may contribute to the normalisation of acceptance of these otherwise disgusting deplorable genocidal bastards, even Hitler is getting this same treatment, the pronouncement of his name becoming more and more casual, I feel bastards like those their names should be said as you would the name of satan, although even satans name is said too casually.
Back to my first point, names we have become accustomed to could have been said totally different years ago, I'm not sure if there are records that exist on the correct way to say these words, not just the names of people but things (examples: space, the sun, the moon, stars, gravity) but I feel as though this could reflect on society's shifting priorities/interests.
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Sharks can't smell blood in water, they can fucking see it from a large distance away, stupid science mongs.
whats your bed look like, how many pillows, what kind, what weight blanket, mattress, duvet?
im having shit sleep lately so im rethinking my bed setup
tfw no jennifer love hewitt gf
was this guy a plant? his entire demeanour is giving me vibes that hes acting, just watch his mannerisms and shit, seems sus as fuck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k5xf40KrK3I
When is what's to what's to make them
I wake up and sit down and listen to the rest of it and then play it again and go on with my day, I slip my feet into my cosy mission impossible size 10 uk, comfy slipper and go to the bathroom, I look into the mirror as I slowly put on my tom cruise mask and brush my teeth with it on. I finish brushing my teeth and look at the mirror and scream "WHY" into the mirror for hours on end, I normally stop around 3 PM. I got to my tom cruise shrine and pray to it, i then start to replicate his laugh. I make sure to do this while I'm playing to him, this was i can consume the tom cruise energies and gain sustenance from the emissions of tom cruise energy. I no longer eat, I only suck in the tom cruise energy, to maintain the chilled body I have to once again replicate tom cruise. I go downstairs, where I read my book on scientology and write notes in it, my notes mainly consist of me writing my idols name about 20 times per page as 21 is my lucky number but I only save that number for the special scientology book. I then go upstairs,by now its 5 PM, I then replicate my idols enticing laugh and put on a couple movies. Normally I watch mission impossible 2 but I change thing up a bit sometimes and watch number 3. I then put on another 10 hour loop of mr. Cruise laughing and change into a new set of tom cruise jammies. I then drift off and start my day again...
imagine if they had rollercoasters in medievil europe how mad would that be just a bunch of retard bread eaters pissed on 2% shitty piss beer rambling about jesus and stabbing each other then stopping to say wee shit would be it probably happened can i have an xbox?
are you thirsty for ==FEV==?
fresh water drinking and goosebumps
good old fashioned 90's childhood nostalgia
i think ive figured out the whole twitch thot phenomenon
its because it looks like the woman on the stream is camming with you
probably evokes simps post msn feelings of lust
What's with the incessant fearmongering going on? It's like the Government believes the more scared you are of something the more likely it is to go away.
how comes im able to imagine anybodys voice in my head and it sound exactly like them
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wankshit
if you could fart for a week would you?
> "what do you mean you wont cast me in hanging tits and swollen clits 2?"
nice thread for nice things, things that makes you happy
what is this shit?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gVAYBvuGB8A
Random pictures I have taken
mfw i pis an fart an shit
AI is clogging up google image results
Big f, pour one out, word is that SAMP is removing links for their client download and servers will eventually run out of hosts.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=395svtpeV-U
I think I want to stop being a dickhead all the time, it's just not me.
my farts are fucking stinking so fucking bad guys
Stick in there anon, it could always be worse.