Beautiful White Women thread #1
this happens to avid every year lmao
is this video horseshit?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NBL_0E3j6NE
5/5 heterosexuals agree the best site on the internet is 4chon.me
/meta/ thread
change what
> theme
> max images per post number
> word filters
> ban what topics/posters
> sticky what
> max replies
> board title (where it says original high brow...)
> board tagline
> delete what (posts/threads)
Thread #5, last one is autosage
This is the real /comf-v/ vidya thread
Post:
> Low bit
> High bit
OST's welcome.
Wrap up and post some nostalgia based or comfy based video game materia ITT.
> yotsuba b and guro theme
what does this mean?
take the funpill
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ooi4ewN79A0
i believe these little bastards have given americans a form of havana syndrome
post cool pics ITT for use as wallpapers or just to look at
can we have a history thread?
upcoming quads what will they be
>>>4chon/7777@7777
ehlp mods thier ins a ashrol on froent paeg
100 Reasons To Stay Alive
1.to make your parents proud
2.to conquer your fears
3.to see your family again
4.to see your Favorite artist live
5.to listen to music again
6.to experience a new culture
7.to make new friends
8.to inspire
9.to have your own children
10.to adopt your own pet
11.to make yourself proud
12.to meet your idols
13.to laugh until you cry
14.to feel tears of happiness
15.to eat your favorite food
16.to see your siblings grow
17.to pass school
18.to get tattoo
19.to smile until your cheeks hurt
20.to meet your internet friends
21.to find someone who loves you like you deserve
22.to eat ice cream on a hot day
23.to drink hot chocolate on a cold day
24.to see untouched snow in the morning
25.to see a sunset that sets the sky on fire
26.to see stars light up the sky
27.to read a book that changes your life
28.to see the flowers in the spring
29.to see the leaves change from green to brown
30.to travel abroad
31.to learn a new language
32.to learn to draw
33.to tell others your story in the hopes of helping them
34.Puppy kisses.
35.Baby kisses (the open mouthed kind when they smack their lips on your cheek).
36.Swear words and the release you feel when you say them.
37.Trampolines.
38.Ice cream.
39.Stargazing.
40.Cloud watching.
41.Taking a shower and then sleeping in clean sheets.
42.Receiving thoughtful gifts.
43.“I saw this and thought of you."
44.The feeling you get when someone you love says, “I love you."
45.The relief you feel after crying.
46.Sunshine.
47.The feeling you get when someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention.
48.Your future wedding.
49.Your favorite candy bar.
50.New clothes.
Retard website for retards.
> "michael eat the noodles its like youre eating ultra thin dicks or something lol" - steven dorf, lost
Adam Fontaine has a square head.
footage from the 4chon meetup
man being attacked by the lime green bag of crying
which one are you /4chon?
fresh water drinking and goosebumps
good old fashioned 90's childhood nostalgia
Does Philip "Phantasm" Vassiliou post here?
mfw only 13 years til the next D&D game
> "I have it on a skitzofrenic authority"
damn phantasm went and did himself over
Look at this dude
Wait till you see the...
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Look at the top of his head!
Look at his lips!
Look at this dude!
Media Thread, Film, Music, Vidya, Books
he was aware of the cameras at the start of the movie
Thread to discuss diet and fitness.
> come to 4chon
> hide every thread
> leave
is that part of your attempts to brainwash?
ddos me whenever i post something that isnt kissing your arse?
eat shit and fucking die you malcontent
i hate cumbrains so fucking much guys
jordan petertard is cooked
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUsSkif3-6w
press f to spit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7jVsQToSfag
In a moment of bodily betrayal both involuntary and unmistakably human, the lower digestive tract, having diligently processed a complex amalgamation of consumed sustenance, reaches a threshold wherein the accumulated gaseous byproduct—comprised chiefly of nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane, and trace amounts of sulfur compounds—seeks immediate egress. This pressurized ensemble, born of microbial fermentation within the shadowy recesses of the colon, begins its journey toward liberation.
With subtle prelude or, at times, a dramatic fanfare of sound—ranging from the barely perceptible whisper of a hissing breeze to the brazen staccato of a trumpet’s call—the gas escapes through the anal sphincter. This muscular gateway, finely tuned for retention, yields momentarily to the internal pressure, giving rise to what is colloquially and unceremoniously referred to as a "fart."
Yet it is not the auditory signature alone that defines the experience. No, what follows is a far more insidious assault on the senses: a fetid miasma, invisible yet profoundly potent, begins to unfurl into the surrounding atmosphere. Laden with volatile sulfur compounds—most notably hydrogen sulfide and methanethiol—this gaseous exhalation carries with it the unmistakable stench of rot, decay, and ancient, primal disgust.
The air becomes thick, oppressive. Nostrils recoil as the olfactory system, in its evolutionary wisdom, sends an urgent message to the brain: this is not a place to linger. The stench is at once earthy and infernal, as though a compost heap had been set aflame in a sealed chamber. It clings to the surroundings, hanging in the air with tenacity, defying immediate dispersal. Those unfortunate enough to be downwind find themselves seized by reflexive grimaces, nostrils flaring, eyes watering, and a cascade of regret for having existed in proximity to such an unholy eruption.
Thus, in one crude but natural act, the body expels its invisible ghost—a ghost not of the dead, but of digestion. It is an announcement, unbidden and unwelcome, of the ceaseless, unglamorous inner workings of the human machine.
whatre you doing for haloween?
whats your bed look like, how many pillows, what kind, what weight blanket, mattress, duvet?
im having shit sleep lately so im rethinking my bed setup
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
your bitch after i fucked her ass
ITT we slander dead people
michael jackson used to eat his own shit
is this from juransen park 3
Thread #4, last one is autosage
its really like this isnt it
just woke up and i have no fucking idea where i am
look at this stupid fucking bald retarded cunt
==Blog Thread==
Post what stupid shit you got up to ITT.
https://www.portfourchon.com/seaport
whats this guys name again its something like bruce fuckinson or something its probably not alan titchmarsh its like arse bastardson or some shit
Zooming around picking up Eggs.
dont get arsey with me you little piss mountain
1. Breathing Detoxifies and Releases Toxins
Your body is designed to release 70% of its toxins through breathing. If you are not breathing effectively, you are not properly ridding your body of its toxins i.e. other systems in your body must work overtime which could eventually lead to illness. When you exhale air from your body you release carbon dioxide that has been passed through from your bloodstream into your lungs. Carbon dioxide is a natural waste of your body's metabolism.
2. Breathing Releases Tension
Think how your body feels when you are tense, angry, scared or stressed. It constricts. Your muscles get tight and your breathing becomes shallow. When your breathing is shallow you are not getting the amount of oxygen that your body needs.
3. Breathing Relaxes the Mind/Body and Brings Clarity
Oxygenation of the brain reducing excessive anxiety levels. Paying attention to your breathing. Breathe slowly, deeply and purposefully into your body. Notice any places that are tight and breathe into them. As you relax your body, you may find that the breathing brings clarity and insights to you as well.
4. Breathing Relieves Emotional Problems
Breathing will help clear uneasy feelings out of your body.
5. Breathing Relieves Pain
You may not realize its connection to how you think, feel and experience life. For example, what happens to your breathing when you anticipate pain? You probably hold your breath. Yet studies show that breathing into your pain helps to ease it.
conspiracy theory
in the future captcha's will become so hard that only computers will be able to solve them
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion" -Albert Camus
==GET CHECKED FOR WORMS==
> "it looks to be that he shit his arse off to death while also pissing piss and he kept shitting and pissing for roughly 4 hours, until his colon was shit out and his dick was bitten off by a californian worm of some kind, he then appeared to crawl dickless, arseless and shitless to the nearest highway where he was subsequently ran over over 40 thousand times, I've never seen injuries like this before, that's not even the worst part, what's worse is that he was playing cod mobile at the time and his kill death ratio got fucking wrecked as a result, its a good thing he was dead before the local wildlife raped his corpse without mercy, a passerby heard the sloshing of his ground up innards and called 911, we're dealing with a sicko here horatio"
shit eating general, for discussion of eating shit
piss drinking discussion is ok too
Romans 12:9
"Let love be genuine. Abhor what is evil; hold fast to what is good."
https://imgur.com/a/stalker-tiffany-7VyLSSL
i finally wet myself :DDD
It just seems as though the people who existed thousands or even hundreds of years ago had a way more vivid Imagination, proven by the religious and philosophical texts we are able to study, the Egyptians for example had a vast array of quite magnificent texts/beliefs.
Do you guys think there is a chance that the Human brain eventually 'gives up' or 'dies' in regards to it's ability to internally visualise scenarios? out of a lack of a need to? Call it imagination atrophy if you will, I'm curious to hear your thought's.
was this guy a plant? his entire demeanour is giving me vibes that hes acting, just watch his mannerisms and shit, seems sus as fuck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k5xf40KrK3I
these dipshits arent ever going to find anything
does anyone know where i can buy rumpelstiltskin eggs?
bitches making out and shit
up to you you guys wanna hear some rock and roll or you wanna go home
I just ate undercooked chicken on purpose
SAOVQ is kill
pour one out for a real one ;_;
https://secretareaofvipquality.org/saovq/
IAMA liberal ask me anything
tfw no jennifer love hewitt gf
Thread #3, last one is autosage
random paste thread so i dont have to post unrelated posts in other threads
stonge ghob fiena pull up
> "i am piss in all the ways in which you are shit" - bonny tyler, fighting clubs