> be me
> moving house
> have a gang of mexicans helping me
> not one of them speaks english
> have to move a heavy set of drawers down a flight of stairs
> me and the oldest mexican there are doing it
> he starts to drop his end
> his face is bright red
> cant articulate to me that hes about to drop it
> he sputters out "IT LOUD BIG"
> he drops it
> right on his foot
> he was wearing walmart mesh skechers
> toe is fucked, squashed to fuck
> hes about as close to crying as someone could be
> he has to go to hospital
> mfw