/4chon/ - Original Highbrow Entertainment

I'm about to report these faggots to every intelligence agency on the planet 

one of them will listen to what I have to say

maybe Russia will enjoy this information 

I'm sure a trace could be provided using my phone as the source

it would go well with the SD cards I have from the camera in my flat too

it's now 3am so there will be 2 cars heading up the front street, one containing the torture body of a Christian and another off duty police officer, the masons are for sure using the cells in that shithole of a building

get out of my town you evil little bastards

Downloaded davinci resolve today and has a mess about making a video, easy program to use

stupid weed smoking neighbours are really pissing me off now, I'm sick of the smell of weed, it builds up over time because my front door isn't airtight and it leaks in, I don't fucking smoke it so then why do I have to smell it all the time, I hope they get raided, useless lazy bastards can't bring themselves to smoke out the window or go outside to do it

went for a walk/bike a couple days ago and took some pictures, for some reason though I always feel like a dipshit when doing that (taking pictures)

I pissed and shit myself today.

had a lazy day today, played some vidya, drank abit more water than usual, sold that weed I found (will be receiving the money for it on monday) might use it to put toward getting a pair of pic related, been eyeing these for a couple weeks now, looking forward to later on today (sunday) Sunday dinner with my parents, I hope that I'm at their house for it being dished out because I hate reheated Sunday dinner, the fresher the better

Unstick pl0x

Finally have work off tomorrow

> NARCIPHILLIA
> The obsession with being better than everyone else.

I'm going to play games for sure, clean my car maybe, head to my dad's to practice guitar hopefully

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 >>/2453/
forgot pic because I am a retarded stupid prick

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 >>/2459/
> NARCIPHILLIA

what's this some kind of video game?

I hate 7kgs of my own semen earlier, my eyes have ran away and I can sense everything that is made from iron.

 >>/2461/
new medical term

previously you would need blanket terms to describe that mindset, like "egotism" which has a "t" for no reason because the word is fucking stupid, and also means several other things like narcissism itself, which narciphillia is not

 >>/2465/
what does it mean though

 >>/2462/
wew lad

Chud + Dad = Chad?

 >>/2470/
this is a blog thread, keep your skitzo faggot shit to other threads

test

 >>/2453/
I overslept and missed the plating out of my sunday dinner, i was only a couple hours late but i still had to reheat it, it was great nonetheless 

fucking love sunday dinners me

 >>/2477/
nice doublers

going to invest in a 10m coaxial cable so i can move my TV to a different part of the sitting room as where it is isn't the best

 >>/2486/
tanks

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 >>/2485/
Great well rounded meal

4chon.me has ground to a halt lol

 >>/2499/
bought said cable today, luckily its long enough, now my TV is in a better place than where it was

just got done farting

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 >>/2858/
baste
 >>/2861/

did nothing today

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I found one of these today by the side of the road

was supposed to be buying a new bike from somebody on facebook but they flaked on me

 >>/2880/
I find that very unlikely

 >>/3117/
sue me

i was out in the sun for roughly an hour and im sunburnt, this to me makes not alot of aense, does white skin burn quicker?

 >>/3587/
It does, are you a ginger?

 >>/3589/
no

 >>/3590/
Dont lie NELvid

woke up did nothing today lel

 >>/3592/
why would i lie about something so banal?

picked up a free fan someone put out for the rubbish man, had to clean it as it was coated in smoke stains but it works and its better than the one i had so fuck it

the town mongtards tried to run me over 3 times this past week

everytime they failed and everytime i won, fuck them all, they are nobody

I shit out an intact nearly whole mushroom, I shit earlier and just now I've gone to have a piss and I noticed what I thought was a slug in the toilet, I picked it out and it was clearly a mushroom, I had a smell and it stunk of shit, I threw it in the bin, this is the first ever instance I can think of other than shitting out chopped peanuts that I've shit out complete food, I googled it and apparently it's quite common, akin to the sweetcorn being found in shit, mad shit guys.

I've had the colour settings on my monitor set to 'cool' ever since I got it, I changed it to 'normal' yesterday and it's a world of difference, it's like an entirely new experience when on the PC now.

i farted and shit my pantsers

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guys im doing nofapping and i guess its ok i guess

 >>/5675/
nofap is based and fapping is gay because a man is touching your pernits